Futurama thread?

>More Weight!
>MORE!

>Maybe you could do more reps with less weight?

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You're right... My stink gland is weak. SMELL!

CRAW?!

Third date!

I'M GOING OUT FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN!!!!!

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>You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you do all this work, but they never pay you or let you go
>That's the only part about being a slave

>Oh and another thing: the hours

There aren't any more and there never will be

> It was horrible! There were ones and zeroes everywhere... and I think I saw a two!
> It's OK Bender, there's no such thing as two.

Fukken BASED

>Good news, everyone!
>Uh oh, I don't like the sound of that...

>tfw you saw the 2

we're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon!

>I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

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>Thanks Fry, I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little weird
>Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything

How do you anons remember these quotes so well? I've watched the series three times and I can only remember like a couple ("tell them I hate them" and "shut up and take my money")

sneed

>My god! It turns out the secret ingredient is just water! Ordinary water!
>You see, Bender? You had the ability all along
>Yes, ordinary water, laced with a little bit of LSD.
>Who wants seconds?
>Me! Me me me!

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Let's just go alphabetically. Okay. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Wait, let's go by rank.
Okay. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

it had a limited run and was in reruns forever

>Can i offer you a glass of sham paggin?

really, every zapp line kills me
>Bonus: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability

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>random owls and owl traps

>It's actually pronounced champagne.
>OH GOD *sobs*

Hmm, a hundred and ninety-eight billion babies in a few weeks.. We'll need an army of super virile men scoring 'round the clock! Kif, clear my schedule!

>Like a balloon, and... something bad happens!

I say this line a lot.

>You can't just have characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!