/mlb/

Philly sucks dick edition

CWS: Andrew Vaughn heading for X-rays on right hand
NYM: Tylor Megill, four relievers combine on no-hitter
SEA: Mitch Haniger (ankle) heading for MRI exam
TB: Corey Kluber dominates in win over Twins on Friday
SF: Giants place Brandon Belt on COVID-19 injured list
SEA: Mitch Haniger leaves game with high ankle sprain
SEA: Mitch Haniger exits game in second inning Friday
ARZ: Mark Melancon placed on injured list on Friday
COL: Rockies place Kris Bryant (back) on injured list
LAA: Syndergaard (illness) scratched from Friday start

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doyers

doyers

there are usually teams that are awful at one thing and bad at another but we are HORRIFYING so far

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fifth for my first place yankees!

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CALL THE FUCKING GAME.

Any news about Mitch Haniger?

Fucking phillies can't do anything right now I have to deal with the increase in smug metsfags

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Hey Mare Innards, how is Jarred Bustnic doing? Diaz was fucking electric to close out our no hitter

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>no-hits your team
heh nothin personnel

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probably gonna be out a month+ sadly. we really need kyle lewis back or a trade cause kelenic is such a dead weight mitch on his broken foot could probably play better

Fuck the Mets
Cannot wait for your inevitable implosion
You will never amount to anything
How long since your last ring btw? Lol

Go Sneks

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>oh yeah i did sign Jimmy Herget last year

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My metsies :)

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Have you tried greeting the Mets?

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>mets have two no hitters* in franchise history
>Halladay had two** in one season

*required 5 pitchers and a hungover opponent
**included a perfect game

>tfw Oakland fan
>tfw watching them give up a grand slam to the fucking Indians
>tfw even if my team wins it's still in Oakland

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>Mets fans getting excited
Why? You all know what's coming next

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I only asked because op mentioned him 3 times
Did he break all 3 of his feet?

I'm sorry but how hits did the phillies have tonight? sorry I need a reminder

Who are you again?

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Let them enjoy it while they can

holy cope

How the hell do we not play a team in our division until June

Fuck the mediocre ass mest

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the best in mlb thats who

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enjoy the one time of year you’ll see Mets fans here

It's notable because he just got off the IL today, played an inning and a half, then went back on it. He's supposed to be one of our better players and we aren't going to have him for a while if this stuff keeps happening.

>San Francisco

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Why? I love their tears

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anyone got the Mrs Met nudes?
im tryna metsurbate tonight

>enjoy the one time of year you’ll see Mets fans here

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>Black Jersey Mets
Peak soul

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AHAHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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Trevor Bauer was rightfully suspended for two seasons. Mr. Manfred, you did well.

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this is one of the better snek ladies you've posted so far

Please not another Subway Shithole Series. Someone needs to prevent the Yaks and Mest to win the pennants

Imagine someone tries to have some bants in the mets locker room but you have spergzer and can't-ha there being bants black holes
>"couldn't be me" t. Trout

kek flyovers shitting their pants right now

Tfw don't know if team is good or Manfred using different balls every other week

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its the same shit as last season. mets got off to a hot start and crashed and burned in the end.

m'lady

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Will be a Cali-NY WS this year for maximum seethe.

Sneks WIN

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>tigers

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/coastalelite/ clubs are too strong

you don't know shit about Canha

last year mets lost degrom and it destroyed them, this year they started without him and are rolling

Hold my beah.

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The world series should just always be LA/SF teams vs NY/Boston teams.

cuntha

Everyone fears the San Diego chicken, also I feel awful for the Reds. Poor Tommy pham and votto man

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Freeman looks like Jake Shields

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It's gonna be the San Diego Padres vs the Mets WS, but it's gonna be who's gonna do spaghetti first.

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James Shields lol

As a Padres fan, Dbacks are different breed, I swear I seen good teams struggle with the Dbacks, one day they're good and one day they suck ass, Arizona devil magic man

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>mest humor

no hits?

Angels vs Padres WS
Battle of Southern Socal

no playoffs since 2011?

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I somehow doubt that

they called it, it's official

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Kino

FINALLY!