Are there any coding or hacking kinos besides the classic Hackers from 95?

Without a WhiteSpaceFinderFactory, or an excess of lambdas to stream the characters array? I think not

senior dev detected

lambdas are for pussies

It's C#

Cancer.

Python

No isn't. C# doesn't have this trash syntax. That's Java.

If a coworker wrote code like that I'd burn down the entire company.

WHY

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Johnny Mnemonic

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>light theme
shit thread

kek
Yeah, it's not bad.

Holy shit how do you end up with something like that? Its literally a one liner in most scripting languages.

[code]
say join '', map { substr($_, 1) . '.' } split $ARGV[0]
[/code]

Oops thought I was on /g/. Also split is missing '' as its first argument.

Do people unironically enjoy coding?

Blackhat (Michael Mann)

Yeah, it's fun to make stuff.

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>String
>Character
>String.charAt()
>String.length()
>Character.isWhitespace()
>Character.isLetter()
>System.out.println()
>String...
It's Java

fuck your tabbing
and fuck faggots that don't devote a newline to the beginning {

Programming is fun in academia and at a hobbyist level. Doing it for a job is soul-destroying.

*blocks your career*

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Many latinos have double names and double last names

>JAVA

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php, all these other faggots are wrong.

t.indian

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>Doing it for a job is soul-destroying.

depends on the company, people, codebase, features/bugs you work on. for instance working on a fuck huge memory leak on a project with zero documentation where all the original creators fucked off/didn't know the code anymore was literally soul-destroying. But making cool features that consumers praised as really helpful was pretty fucking uplifting ngl.

what is this? Input picture get "handdrawn" picture?

>make pull request to open source library
>owner merges it and thanks you

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Not him, but there's no style transfer program that works that well yet.
Looks like some gui image viewer thing.

public strings are from a Java you retard
t. Chink

C++

>maintain open source project
>someone makes a good pull request

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Haskell

>java
>Code monkey who doesn't know basic shit
it's a java dev alright

Im not doing your homework faggot

>System.out.println()
dude that's fucking java m8. No cout

Mr Roboto is decent.

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>make pull request to open source library
>they refuse and close it due to lack of testing

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Considering it was from network TV, Person of Interest was surprisingly good with its technobabble, there were only a few lines over the entire show that bothered me.

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ok, thanks.
do you have any idea why people think ML solutions will fix everything? people at work seem to think that copy+paste some random google ML solutions will transform the company

this

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>make pull request
>someone finds a horrendous bug from a different repo caused by an interaction with your new code

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> have a problem
> issue exists for months
> solve it on my own
> write to issue
> nothing happens
> someone forks the project
> integrates my solution
> feels good man

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>make pull request to open source library
>every comment is about code style

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>for (int i = 0; i

if it involves any math stuff and actually engages you programming is fun at a job. When you're just making programs that take user input and stores them in a database yeah it's soul crushing and unfortunately that's most work.

-1

I've only ever "seen" Hackers once. And I wrote "seen" because it was just playing on background in my grandmother's house while we were eating on a nice, summer day. I've never properly put it on to watch it, because I fear it'll ruin the memory. A few years later things started going to Hell and still haven't recovered (although I still have some hope and my grit), so I'm worried. It's the same reason why the cancellation of Prey 2 hit me; I was reading some PC Mag with an article on Prey 1, so when Prey 2 was anounced it brought back memories only for the cancelation to dash them.

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>Get hired to take over C# web project
>Spend my time writing cool features and improving already pretty decent code
"This is fukken great!"

>The most senior developer retires
>Get dragged into maintaining his 30 year old piece of software written in a language so obscure that Wikipedia only has 3 paragraphs on it
I'd have killed myself if I didn't get a raise out of it

because with ML you make the computer come up with a solution instead of expensive devs and/or hordes of barely sentient pajeets. management just loves the idea and honestly the technology is almost there and getting better everyday.

also during the loop I believe he will constantly call the length() method. he should set a variable to the length and use that for his check.

oh lol
why would you do that when you could just

>Get dragged into maintaining his 30 year old piece of software written in a language so obscure that Wikipedia only has 3 paragraphs on it

I know this feel so fucking well it hurts. dead ass language that only hospitals use and this company is the only one that uses it and has no intention of dumping it anytime soon. and the pay isn't good either.

luckily their work-life balance is ridiculously lenient and the people are nice so I haven't raised it up. but god damn I could hop ship and easily get 10k+ more money but I guarantee the work-life balance would be awful(amazon).

>When you're just making programs that take user input and stores them in a database yeah it's soul crushing and unfortunately that's most work.

I actually like that side of developing consumer side code for frontend/backend. Granted if your consumer is an asshat then it's awful as fuck.

I had a chat with a programming teacher once who taught math students, and he said that their brains were hardwired to indexing starting from 1, so they would always subtract -1 from anything because that felt more natural to them.

It doesn't matter.

Rust

fucking yikes man. the indexing starting at 0 made perfect sense to me but I am also terrible at math.

It's bad practice. if he scales that loop to go a million times then he is going to call that length() method a million times.

It's to going to matter and JIT will fix it even if it did matter.

true that, the only problem is that they think everything will be push a button it jest werks.
90 % of my work is related to legacy software but we are a """""""soon"""""" to be a data driven company

What a cutie.

It was coded in Unity. :^)

>Looks like some gui image viewer thing.
Yeah, it's pretty much just a simple gui. I'm going through oracle's tutorial on java, and I make these programs to learn the language.

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