Was it sexual assault?

Not really no

You know for a incel, Shinji sure did get more action than the average /r9k/ user.

>Got to second base with Rei
>Jerked off over Asuka tits
>Kissed his mother figure
>Kissed Asuka

>tfw you're 15 yrs old watching this and throughout the series you've wanted shinji to fuck misato over all the other girls
Thank you BASED ANNO

Who was in the wrong here?

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Based

>he has bigger problem than issues with womens.
He clearly sees getting with womens as the main way of getting out of the pit he has found himself in, once running away and piloting the Eva lose their soothing (for want of a better word) effect on him

7/10 series with corny narratives, bad metaphors and thin characters. Nice editing though

It's not just with womens, it's with everyones.

It's mostly with the three central women ("don't you want to become one with me") and by EOE pretty much entirely around Asuka

There's a reason why EOE is littered with sexual imagery beyond the fact that Anno and his fans like the tiddies.

Based cornyposters

Don't be an imposter now

>hot older woman kissing introverted lonely virgin

Only in sweden

>Rei is best girl
Imagine actually believing this

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Get friends imposters

shinji was obviously gay. he didnt even hold asuka when she kissed him

Asuka is the the Best girl because she is a gender swapped Shinji. Think about it.

Having sex will not resolve his problems.

Shinji was a hormonal teenage boy who had never before had a prosocial interaction with a woman. His mother died and then he was raised by older and presumably single men, only interacting with girls in the context of the Japanese education system. Then suddenly his guardianship is assumed by an attractive and loose woman who will probably sleep with him at some point. Then, if that were not temptation enough, a hyper attractive prodigy child has to live with him. She touches him a lot, even if it's just to hit him and his guardian is overly flirtatious. There is no way in FUCK he could have gotten laid, he had no tools to engage any of the women in his life and other characters remark on it more than once. Kaji tries to teach him those life lessons a couple times, the melon patch is all one big metaphor.

When did I fucking say it would? He is, nevertheless, preoccupied with sex and female attention as a means of escape just as incels are

Not this shit again

Misato is best girl she kissed Shinji because she knew it was over and it was the only way to motivate him to keep going. That's why she said "we'll do the rest later" even though she knew she was fucked. Shinji is such a weak, self-hating beta male that the only way for him to get over himself and his weak emotions was to have the promise of a woman.
>what I need to get in the robot or the world ends??? I can't do that!
>I'll have sex with you if you do
>o-ok

You should know what an incel is like, animefag. You are one

>he thinks everyone here is an incel like him
Yikes and cornypilled

evangelion is trash
nothing about it is worth discussing

What would have happened if they'd both manage to survive? Would she do the honourable thing and fuck him?

This imposter isn't me

You're fucking retarded. Shinji did not want and did not like the kiss and you can see him wiping his lips immediately after.

It was his first proper kiss he, slobbered all over himself. You must be a faggot

She's legally binded by shota law.

>Also Rei is best girl.
How can you say that a robot is best girl? Girl rarely shows any fucking emotion, and when she does she dies like a few moments later.

Based
Super based

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Unbase me, because I've yet to fucking rip on Asuka The Bitch, The Whiner, The Insecure, The Daddy-Issue Girl, The Arrogant Girl, The Wannabe-Adult, etc etc.

Asuka is cute

>saying all this like this is a bad thing
Maximum virgin energy flowing from your direction

dilate

hot

What was Yui's endgame? Was she against SEELE's plans or not?

Shinji grew to see Misato as a mother figure. Misato was too immature to motivate and support Shinji in a proper way so she reverted back to a girl in a vulnerable moment and motivated him with sex. Shinji was sad since he knew she was dying and didn't feel that way about her either. It was an awakward and tragic way for them to part ways.

Like clockwork, incel.

She wanted to endlessly float through space in unit 01 all by herself while SEELE wanted all of humanity to. She's pretty much a narcissistic bitch but her goal is still better for humanity because they experience the same thing as LCL on earth or in unit 01 anyways and her path also let's them escape instrumentality if they want.

>not wanting kiss your surrogate mother
Wow

And he wants to fuck his sistermother in the form of Rei, too. I don't see the problem.

everyone except asukachads are incestfags

Tell me about the third child... why does he wear the mask?

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>third child
*third childREN actually

youtube.com/watch?v=bk98SfjtAA4

If I wanted to give this a try, what order do I watch in?
Neon Genesis and then End of?
And then did they reboot it years later after it got super popular or something?

But shinji unironically had sex with Asuka

NGE > EOE

Rebuilds aren't nesccarrary and aren't as good but if you enjoyed the series why not

Shinji was gay for the angel kid he crushed.

Kaworufags literally deserve death

Never watched any anime. Should I actually watch this?

god misatos english va was so sexy. and no im not talking about the netflix dub you dumb zoom zooms

no

She sounds like a dumb bimbo and it's perfect

Anno is an autistic faggot
user is an autistic faggot
coincidence?

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Nice

netflix>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>adv dub

I love women having to bend down to kiss boys :)

Shinji being such a weak beta faggot was unenjoyable.
>Shinji do this or everyone dies
>But I don’t wanna
>Shinji earth and everything you know will be destroyed
>But I’m sad
Extremely lame.

"They're dressed like a couple!" - Kensuke (Episode 8)

Holy fucking BASED Khara x Netflix dub.

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>The best eva doujin has already been made
>You will never read it for the first time again

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Based Anno helping promoting Japanese birth rate with correct, official re-dub

Class Rep is patrician taste

>Rei, his favorite woman, dies violently, giving her life to save his
>Immediately after, his "mom" offers her body to him
>He runs away because of this and meets a gayboy. They click and now he is sexually confused
>Immediately has to kill said Gayboy as well

Yeah this poor weakling and his "literally every person I care about is gone" attitude. Why can't he just toughen up like the rest of us?

>S-Sempai?

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>Immediately after, his "mom" offers her body to him
Sorry Netflix brainlet here, but is this made more apparent in the original dub? I didn't pick up on this at all seemed like she was just trying to comfort him. Then again, I am a massive autist.

Patrician Choice: Asuka
Pleb Choice: Rei
Normie Choice: Misato
Gay Choice: Kaworu

>Rei, his favorite woman,

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Guys, I have done the calculations and this is indeed based.

I have no idea what I just watched

It kind of was alluded to as much as they could get away with. It happens immediately after Rei's death, where he is laying on his bed. She sits on it too, reaches for his hand and says "this is all I can do". He freaks out and tells her to stop.

Basically confirms that Misato Shinji is a one way street. Shinji doesn't view her very sexually (sort of like how living with a hot sister/mom normally is), so its like his mom is coming on to him... after the girl he loved died. She basically is kind of a predator in a way, exploiting the literal child she is legally overseeing, but the show never said she was perfect.

I can't work out whether I find her attractive or pity her.

Nope because she lost against his cock

Prove me wrong faggot. He was happy and smiling nearly every time he interacted with Rei. The other times were when he was worried or concerned about her.

t. Incel

>Incel
>Is 14

Not to mention that Asuka wants his dick and he rejected Misato

raspy voiced women are top tier

Does Shinji have any nude scenes?

The fuck? When?

Yeah I just interpreted that at the time as him just not wanting to be comforted or placted and wanting to just wanting to wallow. That's a situation I've been in myself so I suppose I sort of projected that onto what I was seeing. It's cool to see if from another angle though.
>Shinji doesn't view her very sexually
I think how he feels towards her is a literal ambiguous. He does think of her in a sexual way several times in the show and her kissing him is what gets him up off his arse for a (brief) moment. But as another user said he was desperately wiping his lips almost a few seconds afterwards.

Yes he does. At least a dozen nude scenes. You don't see his dick or balls, but you do see his prime tight little hairless body.

>meet a cutie with short hair like this
>she's a lesbian
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Once again the incel phenomenon is erased from all pop culture, even in his favourite medium of anime. There is no respite for the incel.

Lesbian love is the purest love
Checked

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I mean, 14 in anime is like 21

>meet a qt with short hair back in june
>we fuck like rabbits for a month

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Do you see his butt?

yes

He's probably talking about that stupid theory

>pure
More like worst. Seriously though cute tomboys turning out to be lesbians is the bane of my existence.

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>Was shinji an incel
he had sex with his mom every time he entered the eva

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prove it

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someone please post pics

Tom is that you?

Don't @ me again.

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definitely don't watch the end before the rest of the series
my suggestion would be to watch all but the last 2 episodes of NGE because those were horrific trash, and watch EOE as a stand-in for the final 2 episodes

it's still a garbage ending 2bh either way

I can but she would kill me if she ever found it.

I have nothing to add to this conversation other than do you girls (guys) like my Asuka fanart?

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No. This is Will.

Then delete it afterwards you prick, she's hardly going to troll the fucking archive is she?

Objectively stupid opinion on multiple fronts. Repent.

I don't like seeing Asuka, but this one is tolerable. You should trace a version with bigger breasts and a cow themed outfit.

if an ending takes 2+ attempts, reboots, and autistic fanboy headcanon to adequately explain, it's OBJECTIVELY shit

>Asuka
>Best girl
Fucking pick one faggot, Asuka ain't shit compared to Based Misato.

>dickhead saves it and posts it elsewhere
>it's on the internet 5ever
no thanks, I'm not that interested in proving I've had sex to some incels on Yea Forums. You can trust me though.

Ask her to fuck you with a strapon.
Trust me, dude.

I-I-is this real? Based Asuka if so.

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>autistic fanboy headcanon
That's a funny way of saying "using your brain"

How old were you when you realized Komm Susser Tod is sung from Asuka's perspective?

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> saves it
I really doubt she's good looking enough for that.

I draw cowgirl hentai too so you've already sold me.

The age I am right this second

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Shinji was 14 years old. You can't be labeled an incel at that age

Could you gimme a little TL;DR on what that is?

when you have to uSe YoUr BrAiN to fill in massive gaps in the storytelling, that means it's bad storytelling.

For me, it's Maya in a kitty ear plugsuit.

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Not really. An inability to do that does mean you are stupid though.

Watch the whole series first, It's a song right at the end of EoE. Most people assume its about Shinji but if you consider the song title is in german and its sung by a girl then the lyrics suddenly make you think of Asuka.

wtf is the helmet for?

What was it she did to break your heart
Betray your heart and everything
Kiss you with a kiss that wasn't true
It wasn't you at all
Hide behind a painted smile, did you know that
You would live a lie or two
Pull the very ground from under you
And leave you nowhere else to run

You can sail the seven seas and find
Love is a place you'll never see
Passing you like a summer breeze
You feel life has no other reason to be
You can wait [a] million years and find
That heavens too far away from you
Love's just a thing others do
What is love
Til it comes home to you

Did she promise you the world and did that
Girl just throw your love away
Leave you like a lonely solitaire
With just despair for company
Do you think you'd find revenge so sweet
Make it so your hearts will never beat
Squeeze the very last and dying breath from
Everything you've ever dreamed

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holy shit that's so fucking hot

>unable to fill in the gaps
>unwilling to do the work of an autistic """""writer"""" for him
you'd think I was insulting your mother rather than a poorly written cartoon

Wait, what episode is this even from?

>that metal clitoris protector

This

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It's ok to be dumb user, I'm sure there's other things you're good at.

EoE

>wahhh spoonfeed me themes and metaphors waahhhh

In Shinji's mind, Rei is someone in the background of a group picture that nearly fully covered up and ignored.

She's a shitter

It's concept art for the last Rebuild movie. In the preview it looks like they're wearing modified plugsuits to guard against the contaminated atmosphere and stuff.

>the greatest story ever is a blank sheet of paper, that way I can just fill everything in with my superior intellect

But it isn't a blank sheet of paper is it, so that analogy is kind of stupid. I'm seeing in action why you're having problems here.

So you're saying its about her mothers relationship with her?

Let's just ignore that they practically throw the themes of loneliness, depression, anxiety and teen angst in your face. With 2 whole episodes dedicated to exploring them at the end.

not being much of an anime watcher, the editing rather impressed me as well. more anime like this (i.e. artistically minded, with great animation and editing)?

I think she's speaking to Shinji after getting rekt by the Mass-produced EVAs. That's why she talks about love and pride and being a fool.

>the plot holes are brilliant because they're an opportunity for you to imagine for yourself
>NOOO REEEEE IT'S NOTHING LIKE A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER REEEEE
is that before or after the episode where shinji wears a sports bra so he can dance in a giant mech for no well-explained reason?

This

No
No
Rei is best girl. Asuka shits need not exist.

Well a blank piece of paper, by definition has nothing on it, it is empty which Evangelion evidently isn't. Most of Evangelion is failry easy to understand and for those areas where it doesn't spell it out for you there's tools there for you to work out what's going on. All this
>MOMMA DADDA FEED ME TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON I'M CONFUSE
that you're doing is beneath you. I'm sure you're capable of more than this.

Honestly, it was. Misato was Shinji's caretaker and his boss. She didn't know how to make him feel better so she resorted to what she has always known in stressful situations, and that's use her sexuality.

With that said, Western morals don't apply to this situation since it's a different culture and time. They're also fighting angels and humanity is near extinction. Mistato also has a tragic backstory that I can also understand that she wasn't being malicious in nature , but was super uncomfortable with dealing with problems head on. She wanted to help Shinji but didn't know how to, so she just used sex because she thought that would make him feel better. It didn't but from what I take from this is that she's in no better place than Shinji is. So I don't judge her.

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here's the difference you're misunderstanding
>Alien doesn't explain the origin of the xenomorphs because it's not important to the story, this is good storytelling because it focuses on what's important while leaving out the "lore" for autistic fanboys to sperg over
>NGE has 20+ episodes about literally nothing more than "here fight this giant monster" then ends without a climax and spends 2 full episodes of the main character monologing about things we don't care about because they were literally never introduced before this very moment
>introducing ideas and concepts in the final episode gives autistic fanboys something to sperg about for decades while rational human beings see this garbage for what it is
setup>>>payoff is not a difficult concept to understand, and yet there is virtually none of it in NGE

Cowboy Bebop

i've watched most of it, been dragging my feet to end it. more?

>was it sexual assault?
Not really. She had exhausted all other options to motivate Shinji given the limited time they had and used her last move - which would have worked on most other teenage boys- given the fate of mankind was at stake I can't blame her for trying
>was Shini incel?
No he had two different women all interested in him to a certain extent but was too shy to do anything about it
>Why is Asuka best girl?
I'm more a fan of the doctor myself. She'd be perfect if it weren't for the fact that she hooked up with Gendo

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>pink triangle on her sleeve

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He wiped his lips because Misato's blood was on them you dingus.
Though I agree that promising him sex would not motivate him. The whole point of the show was that he was terrified of intimacy and human interaction, and in the end he rejected instrumentality, which was essentially being one with all humanity, probably the most terrifying thing he could imagine.

>Watch Evangelion
>never take any of the relationships between character as sexual or romantic in the slightest
>get to the final episodes/movie
>shinji jerks it to coma Asuka
>older bitch makes out with Shinji
>engineer lady who worked on the Magi gets all close and personal with that lady before popping
>find out the imporant themes and what everyone likes about the show is the sexual tension of the characters

I hated this show so much, everything that was seemingly important were not obvious while watching. What was supposed to be the main plot of pushing back the angels actually held no importance and were holdovers each episode so the writer can sell a shounen tier plot

The completely valid theory

Watch the whole series then EoE.
The reboot is pretty trash on all levels except a meta one that actively shames the modern fanbase who wanted the reboot in the first place. Don't watch it

Worst suggestion ive ever seen. Did you only care about seeing epic anime battles or what?

You can't possibly be this fucking dumb, lol.
What exactly was introduced in the last 2 episodes? Why are you ignoring Shinji's and Asuka's issues prior to the ending of the TV series?
Why would you even compare Alien to Evangelion? Jesus Christ.

>Alien
Ah yes, the great shining work of art that is Ridley Scott's Alien. Anno wasn't trying to tell a ripping good yarn about a monster in a spaceship so it's a little disengenous to compare the two. Like listening to Mahler and asking when the drop is going to hit.
>NGE has 20+ episodes about literally nothing more than "here fight this giant monster"
Not really true is it? The fighting the monster of the week gives way fairly suddenly to focusing on the psychology of the main characters whilst slowly and deliberately revealing parts of the conspiracy.
>ends without a climax
By climax you mean "big cool fight where hero beats the bad guy" then yeah it doesn't end with a climax. Thankfully the creators had something more interesting in mind. The climax to the wider conspiracy is in End of Evangelion
But the climax to the main struggle of the entire series which is Shinji's struggle with his mental health is all in episode 25 and 26. Shinji and his psyche is what the show is ultimately about and so naturally the climax of the series itself centers around that.
> main character monologing about things we don't care about
Maybe you don't care about them (them being the characters themselves and their inner worlds) because you wanted to see more robots punching monsters - that's fine but that's hardly the fault of the show.
> they were literally never introduced before this very moment
>introducing ideas and concepts in the final episode
> there is virtually none of it in NGE
What ideas are these? I can't of any major idea that is introduced in the last two episodes or EOE that is not was in someway seeded previously

>Though I agree that promising him sex would not motivate him
That isn't Misato's goal. Misato has daddy issues that manifest as being incapable of expressing affection without sexuality. She's the chick that "only has guy friends" of NGE.

>misato will never vomit up blood in your mouth while she gives you dying smooch
Why live

>autist who can't pick up on romantic or sexual cues
>just wants to see big robots blow big bad things up
There's easier shows I can recommend you if you want.

Yeah Asuka's a big titties redhead ball of abandonment issues, emotional/mental damage, bordering on narcissism as a facade for how much she hates herself, who fucking knew? She's perfect for Shinji.

No one fucking told me it was about dumb sexual tension, everyone who wanted me to watch said it was a cool mech action anime

I've never heard of this theory, please explain

This is now an Asuka thread.

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I'll tell you what I don't care for: an hour long series of experimental images with psychoanalyst mumbo jumbo spoken over it
The show is hot garbage
>introduces characters only to have them disappear for no particular reason
>add and drop themes for no particular reason
>boring repetitive action sequences
>boring and unimportant dialogue for 90%+ of the episodes
>Why would you even compare Alien to Evangelion?
ah yes, either you're pretending to be retarded so you don't have to face the truth or you're actually retarded
considering you like NGE, I'd guess you're actually retarded
protip: I wasn't comparing Alien to NGE
let's see if you can figure out what I WAS comparing
>The fighting the monster of the week gives way fairly suddenly
literally episodes 1-24 are monster of the week
you fucking retard
>by climax do you mean "big cool fight
no, by climax I mean:
>the point of highest dramatic tension or a major turning point in the action (as of a play)
>the climax to the main struggle of the entire series which is Shinji's struggle with his mental health
literally never once mentioned in the entire series
if this show was REALLY about mental health, they would have indicated that in some way beyond an archetypal whiny brat
>you wanted to see more robots punching
no, I watched this show AFTER people told me it was explicitly a deconstruction of that and not actually about fighting robots
I WANTED to see something intellectual and nuanced, but instead I got a steaming pile of dog shit

youtu.be/PcXGgjyV4WA

>Rei is best girl

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Holy shit. It's not even 12 hours and we have another thread about this anime with 200 replies.
What is the appel

Watch it and find out

>never take any of the relationships between character as sexual
We're you literally watching the show in the background and not paying attention? There's sexual tension everywhere and you shouldn't be surprised when it comes to bite them in EoE.
Now the resolution of the Angel's plot, SEELE, etc is another debate all together

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