Past a certain age, a man without a driver's license can be a bad thing

>tfw about to go get a permit

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>tfw finals coming up in week
>i can't even recognize traffic signs

You’re supposed to be plus or minus five km from the speed limit. I got penalized for being ten to fifteen under most of the way and for never going over.

bros just tell the cops you aren't a driver, you're a traveler

Who even reverses into driveways any more, stupid test

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just drive faster nigga wtf

>live with wealthy career professional parents
Why do they tolerate it?

they're the only reason youre alive pal

>tfw 200 word essay due for my driver’s license exam tomorrow

>You’re supposed to be plus or minus five km from the speed limit.
speeding is an automatic fail faggot.

This, if you exceed the limit you're done.

good luck

I'm jealous

more like retarded

They don't care, they let me do what I want. I'm the black sheep of the family with two successful siblings.

>Got license at 18
>Got University Degree at 22
>Became manager at 24

Feels good man

I live within two blocks of work and a supermarket, and I don't go anywhere else

I live in the heart of a major metropolis. I've thought about it and could easily afford to learn but a car is as much use as a chocolate teapot for me.

lvl.28

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You were supposed to pass at age 16 retard

Driving is hard ok

based

Does it bother you living without a purpose?

>still posts on nazi incel terrorist site
what went wrong?

literally 0 interest in paying out the ass for transport when public transport exists

>needing a license to transport yourself

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nazism and racism is highly popular among young successful professionals bro. You’re probably a wage cuck or a neet if you don’t know this.

I lost my liscense 5 years ago because I got a DUI and just haven't bothered to get it back. I've also never had a job and I'm 29. I don't know what I'll do if I ever decide to stop being NEET.

>has to pay car insurance
>has to pay off debt
>has to wagecuck
Sucks to be you

>public transport

yes, I do enjoy standing out in the weather while a junkie sleeps and shits on the bench next to me

this is followed closely by random homeless person outbursts, people literally shitting their pants, blacks that don't know how to control themselves in public, puddles of urine, fecal matter

>fabulous

learn to adult user

not everyone who has a job is buried in debt, it's called living within one's means

I'm almost 30 and still have no drivers license.

>cope upon cope
Maybe one day, if you work real hard, you'll be as comfy and content as I am now

Its really not, the hardest part is being aware of other drivers.

the hardest part is realizing that you can be killed, or left permanently mangled at any moment because some idiot took their eyes off the road for 3 seconds.

>learn to adult
I fucking despise how youngfags talk these days. I hope you get cancer.

What does your daily commute look like, Yea Forums?

Pic related is mine.

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Mine also looks like this

Some cunt could run over you on the footpath or you could slip in the shower, you do shower right?

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

mines this but the other way round

>you do shower right?
what the fuck do you take me for? also traffic accident are way more common than falling in the shower.

Good thing I got mine 10 years ago.
Haven't been behind the wheel for 10 years.

Im not going to deny its a possibility but its very much up to you, and how much attention you pay to your surroundings. Being careful never hurt anyone.
Shit happens, but the likelihood of it happening to you, increases a lot if you yourself dont watch out for yourself.

>owning a car in a big hustling city thinking you'll move faster
yeah no

How, by hacking the national register and bumping my age?

I'm 23 and I'm just getting it. I've already logged 25 hours and they say I'll need around 30.

Mine is a line of cars as far as you can see and commercial buildings everywhere

nice try FBI

>what the fuck do you take me for?
a dirty faggot who's scared of his own shadow

Every time I practice driving, I feel like I'm going to crash and die. I can't stop thinking about crashing, either accidentally or on purpose.

try using a car in a big city without spending $200 daily on parking

The first few weeks are hard, driving school was horrible for me, because performing tasks that are new to me, under constant surveillance (I also had 2 other people aside from the teacher in the car) is killing my ability to function properly.

I got run over when I was young, can't drive now. They said that in order to drive I'd need medication that cannot be used while driving a motor vehicle.
So I bike. Like a faggot.

>Thinking 2 Gifs are the norm and not exceptions
Stop being that stupid

I was the same. It stops after a few weeks/months. But I think about every now and then, shits dangerous, most people dont treat it as such.

whats your problem?

>socks and sandals on a bicicleta

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honestly I feel like I'd drive better without someone watching my every move. I could have passed the exams hours ago but there's those retarded things they want you to do that no one ever does once they actually drive.

This but 28 and have poor parents.

>never traveled
>lived in poor neighborhoods my whole life
>dropped out of HS cause subhuman brainlet with no value
>spend entire life in my room doing nothing since then
>0 friends
>0 experience with the opposite sex

30 soon, 2020 soon, can't wait to enter into a new decade alone at the computer once more, same way ive spent the past 8 new years eves.

same

just focus on what's in front of you, what's behind you in the other drivers' business

midwest?

this part of the country is way too sprawled out to not have a drivers license

Fyi your parents secretly hate you and talk about how to get rid of you on a daily basis

I'm over 40 and I've never driven in my life. I live in a major city with functional transport, so I've never needed to, I'll probably die never having done it.

I wouldn't even want to try to do the maths on how much money I've saved over 24 years by not burning it on a car just to get from A to B a bit faster.

Better check behind you when changing lanes

I laughed audibly

Can you get a DUI for driving hungover

>driving
>see a pedestrian on the sidewalk
>think to myself "if I wanted to, i could swerve right now and swiftly kill this person and there's nothing they could do about it"

I might be a psychopath

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i cant imagine having to constaly rely on public transport schedules and waiting for uber/lyft drivers whenever you needed to get somewhere.

have you guys ever been on a weekend roadtrip with your buddies?

If there's enough alcohol in your system.

I have 0 friends, and I haven't had friends since I was 13. So I've never been on a roadtrip, I've never done anything in my adult life with somebody my own age. I've never done anything. I've sat in my room.

It's a pain to rely on public transport when I have to get to and from work because I'm always home later than others. Why get a drivers license when I hate my piss fuck shit life? I could just as easily hang myself.

>roadtrip with your buddies?
kill yourself normalfag

Driving school+test cost two monthly salaries where I live. And I'm too poor to allow a car anyway.

>driving a bike
>hear and feel the unstoppable force of a giant truck behind me
>think to myself "if he wanted to he could run me over and i would cease to exist in mere seconds"
>truck passes by and i wipe my forehead until i hear another truck

>Why get a drivers license when I hate my piss fuck shit life?

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aw c'mon user, it ain't so bad

>have you guys ever been on a weekend roadtrip with your buddies?

sounds gay as hell

shut the fuck up reddit nigger

how come you havent allready killed yourselves

Same basically. I'm 29, I live in a major city with shit traffic, and I use public transport exclusively which also happens to be the easiest way to travel in my city.

The only way I'll ever move is if I'm moving to an even bigger city.

Imagine if someone said to you I can't imagine not being able to teleport at will to any point on the planet Earth in 30 seconds

You'd think uhh sure that'd be cool but whatever, I get through life pretty well without teleportation powers.That's what it's like for people who don't drive

Nah you're right, 30 in 1 year, not a single friend on this planet, haven't done anything in the last 15 years. So broken by the loneliness and anxiety that I have developed some kind of phobia of people my own age, I can't relate to them and they only serve as a reminder of how wrong everyting went, I'm too scared to use voice chat online.

But yeah, I'll totally salvage this, forget about the fact that not even normies make friends in their 30s, I'll totally get around. It'll all be solved.

just off yourself then you big baby

I don't remember future me writing this

>But yeah, I'll totally salvage this, forget about the fact that not even normies make friends in their 30s, I'll totally get around. It'll all be solved.

I've literally done that myself but you never will because you don't want to. You've convinced yourself.

do you work?

just b urself, have a shower and b confident

Driving is really pretty relaxing once you get over the initial anxiety of it. Also the freedom it gives you is pretty amazing, if I get a little stircrazy from being in the house for a few days I can just go get in my car and drive around. It's almost therapeutic.

we're going home bro
because we're going home

Driving is fucking terrifying.

You're able to operate this 3 ton machine just because you passed a 15 minute test when you were a teenager. All it takes is literally seconds for you or someone else to fuck up and then you or your car is either damaged or outright destroyed

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fair enough

Isn't it the most common way to die other than suicide?

>needing a driver's license in new york
i'm lmaoing at your life

Nope, that's heart disease.

But they won't do anything about it. I know someone exactly like this, and his mom and his dad won't do anything about it. They talk a lot, but that's all. His dad tried to get him to get a job, I tried to get him to get a job, but he just won't do it.

>You've convinced yourself.
Do you think I want this? It doesn't feel like a choice, it feels like a debilitating disease I live with, the self hatred and lack of self confidence, it's been this way since I was 8 years old. I never had dreams, I never felt good about myself, I've always felt like shit my whole life and it only got worse with time.

I don't want it to be this way, but how am I supposed to be optimistic when I'm such a fuck up broken piece of shit?
yes, with boomers.

>He will never be able to go anywhere outside of the one city that he's in
That's honestly terrifying.

Americans can take the test at 16 and pass usually. Not sure if Europeans have different rules.

A bunch of Asian kids blew through a stoplight going about 50 mph the other day and I had to slam on my breaks to avoid them, I pulled over for a minute and just thought about how if I'd been texting or driving even slightly faster I would have wrecked my car and probably gotten really badly hurt.

All you can do is be a decent driver and stay aware, because shit like that happens day in and day out

Lost mine for drunk driving fbm

You should go out with a bang

My little brother has two duis and like 5-6 drunk in public charges, he went crying to my parents and of course they shelled out about 50 grand on lawyers. Not only did he not get his license taken away, but they never even put a breathalyzer in his car. He pretty much bought his way out of trouble, as unfair as that sounds.

Not true. You just plan things.

basically your parents are pieces of shit.

fuck off.

senpai looks out for senpai

who horny and lonely rider here

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I wish I could meet you guys irl. I never felt as emotionally close to normies as to anons.

nice dude, don't let the ragie wagies get you down. you're in a better place than most. since you have wealthy parents there will always be options if you decide to turn your life around.

I was offered manager position at 22 but quit job because girl at work broke my heart. Now I work dead end job at retail and I think I deserve my life for being a retard.

>tfw just been using my permit hoping I don’t get pulled over

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That's what you get for riding an aliminum can on the road.

cops nowadays have tech in their cars that'll tell them you're a permit driver or suspended or whatever, you should be fine till one of them gets behind you

>normies
youre one of them faggot

I think about suicide every day, user. One day...

Are you me?

We'll meet on the other side Friend