Wake up

>turning 34 tomorrow
>still no gf

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Sleep, those tiny slices of death. Oh how I despise them.

>Posting on Yea Forums
>Still wondering why my life is a mess
I guess I'll blame society

>tfw you wake up dead

Only one way to prove it bro you gotta jump off a bridge

I'm so tired of waking up tired

just smoke weed all day everyday

Do mods even exist anymore?

>Like some many moments in my life I could have died
You did, your consciences transferred to a parallel universe each time.

>wake up
>still a wagecuck

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hopefully not. Yea Forums is a libertarian board

They only exist to protect tranny shill threads but I'm guessing you don't have a problem with those.

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>Hate life
>Wage cuck
>Trapped in debt
>Government just handed me a bill for $12k due to former employer not paying tax on my income
Might just kill myself desu

i don't feel a thing anymore. complete nothingness. inside me is only a chasm. A vessel for which a human being used to live but no longer resides. I now pine for the days when I felt immense depression and sadness. I'd kill to feel something real, something tangible. but every time I try to incite some emotion there is simply nothing. like trying to light a fire on a dark damp forest floor

>Just do something different than you did yesterday, make new patterns to follow

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I believe that I died a long time ago and I am living in my own personal hell.

>abloo i want to die
>abloo I wont kill myself
you people are worse than women

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are you me

That shit would be redundant!

I woke up dead once I wouldn’t recommend it

How long since you felt hatred or rage?

Probably another version of you living in a different hell

>t. Attention seeking faggot
Do a flip

This. more like living "out of sync" after a time you were supposed to die and kept on living. so life becomes more nightmarish and surreal over time

We live in one

That's an interesting way of looking at it, reminds me of Jacob's ladder.

3 years prob

>bipolar
>constantly think about suicide
>meet qt who's borderline personality
>cheats on me
>consider suicide
Well I tried, having a girl didn't solve my problems

I thought i was the only one

Just start exercising, get a hobby that involves leaving the house. Set yourself long term goals and then achievable short term goals. Find out why you are depressed and brainstorm action plans for how to resolve your depression

I kinda believe that too. I feel like I should have died years ago in a war or in some end of the world scenario that would have fucked the world up but since that actually never happened I have to live on as a dead guy in a world that kept on living.

shut up reddit nigger

Want to know how I know you're a sad and lonely little man?

>Ah bloo bloo I'm so sad :'( why is the world against me

Grow up

>>Wake up
>>Still not dead
>for fuck's sake
Fuck you, I have heart disease and apnea. Every day I wake up is a gift.

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I think i died in forklift crash 10 years ago

Another great on-topic post brought to you by the hard-working mods of Yea Forums.

>I have heart disease and apnea
That's a long winded way of saying obesity.

hurry up and die

>wake up
>new consciousness
>mind from the previous day died
>to inherited all his memories
>this happens every time you fall asleep
>it'll happen again tonight

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>That's a long winded way of saying obesity.
Neither actually, just tired of you dumbass millennials whining about living. Just eat your medical marijuana stash and stop being an oxygen thief.

ooh!

>sleep apnea
>Heart disease
>Not even fat
Not sure you were supposed to live, mate.