Highly intelligent opinionated and hot elite class girl ends up with stupid stoner peasant sideshow ginger

>highly intelligent opinionated and hot elite class girl ends up with stupid stoner peasant sideshow ginger

That was the most magical and imaginary thing about this franchise.

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You must be an absolute retard.

She is a mudblood which is lower than low class. When did ron get stoned once? Hes just dumbed dumb to make harry look better.

Actually the most magical thing about this series is that avoided being labeled as the dullest movie franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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based

People like Hermione don't exist in real life.

Base af

Yes they do, and they're everywhere. Emma is just decent looking enough that you'll believe this, but Hermione was ugly as shit in the books.

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>elite class
She's elite class in the muggle world, in the wizard world she's bottom of the barrel.

She wasn't/isn't that hot

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“Deh!”

>elite
She was a dirty mugblood and everyone knew it and was self conscious about it

ah yes, a classic

Ron in the books is actually competent, they made him dumb in the movies for no reason but to make Hermonie look superior to everyone else

>Ron
>not intelligent
Did you miss the part where he singlehandedly outwitted a chess board designed by Minerva McGonagall herself?

Ron has strong family values and his family appreciates muggles.

Fifth year ron really got the short end, yeah he got made head boy but even his own brothers knew he got it cause harry had other shit on his mind.

Yeah Rowling herself admitted that it was absolutely forced and really Hermione should have ended up with Harry.

Hermione Granger? More like Hormone Gangrene

As a ginger i think its pretty based and redpilled

Its also a good way to reach gingers and keep them from becoming victims of mullahs and converting to islam with that beautiful tight feminist pussy like emma

chess is just a memory game
nothing imrpessive about it

In the books Hermoine was a meek autist and Ron was a borderline chad who had occasional confidence issues. They complimented each other really well. The problem with the movies is they hired a dork ginger and gave all his best attributes and lines to Emma because girls can't ever be portrayed as weak.

based

I think she just felt that Harry just couldn't possibly love anyone whose name didn't end with a Y.

Intelligent girls always go for dumb brutes, tho

>highly intelligent opinionated and elite class
none of that is attractive

H A R R Y P O T T E R

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They do, but they're simultaneously insecure and narcissistic and really abrasive to be around once you stop thinking with your dick. They've been smarter than most people around them their entire life and it has given them a superiority complex that is constantly fighting with the imposter complex they have by being a woman. If you can find yourself into a romantic relationship with them you will find that reassuring them is futile and they will do their best to sabotage their own ambitions regardless of how caring and supportive you are.
t. twice burned and bitter about it

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any more pics with this feel?

No, the most unrealistic, magical thing was a ginger with 2 friends

I've seen women like her before. They have a sap wimpy and not too bright boyfriend to use and abuse and pretend to dump whenever.
They get off on the power play, the ownership. And the sucker falls for it every single time.

>"There are people like Hermione everywhere!"
>Describes someone not like Hermione

Didn't he get drunk before he played quidditch once in the book? Whatever the fuck that liquid luck was

True as FUCK

>elite class
Her parents were dentists lol

They seem just like Hermione when you first meet them, but the more time you spend with them the more you realize that those personality traits are a dangerous cocktail.

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Like she could literally cuck him in front of him and he'd just shutdown and sit there crying until she fake apologises and pretends to big him up.

Irl Hermione is dating Draco Malfoy

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iq is just a function of working memory

Iq is the ability to wrap ur 'ead around things quickly nothing to do with memory

Post more pics

>Hermione
>elite class girl
lmao

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>She is a mudblood which is lower than low class.
This, and the Weasleys were actually one of the most pure blood families in the universe