WHY didn’t he just invent bucket SHOES? He would’ve been UNSTOPPABLE!

WHY didn’t he just invent bucket SHOES? He would’ve been UNSTOPPABLE!

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The comment was funny the posts are not

Huh?

no
this is not going to become a meme
fuck off

That's what they said about the NPC Wojak, too. You cannot stop memes.

it was a great post yesterday, but trying to force it as a meme is just retarded

It was funny as a spontaneous post, don't try to force it into being a "thing".

it wasn't funny though

I honestly don't even care enough to argue it.

>Barbossa in general
>Barbossa & Jack dynamic
>Davy Jones & Calypso
>Marriage on Black Pearl
>Whirpool battle
>Beckett
>Norrington
>Incredibly elegant ending
Why are many people hate AWE besides
>final battle is one on one
Or
>Xiao Feng is underutilized
?
I didn't have over the top expectations to begin with and I immensely enjoy the 3rd film. It's one great piece of dialogue or action sequence after another. It's one of the few movies where I literally can't find an appropriate time to go to pee if I catch it on TV simply because I don't want to miss any of it.

It wasn't great either. I notice that every time I make some stupid off-hand joke it gets a million replies but when it's one I personally think is clever, nothing. People are stupid and only respond to the stupidest, dumbest, most predictable fucking jokes.

The image of Davy Jones running around with buckets on his feet is funny, that's pretty much it.

I like the actual image that exists better. The look of determination really sells it.

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Oh user I’m so sorry your humor isn’t appreciated! Your cultured, refined, witty jokes just fly right above everyone’s heads! They’re all too dumb to understand your jokes! It’s DEFINITELY that! There is no way your jokes bombed because they suck!

what if we sprinkle dust on his bucket? will he die?

Don't even get me started on how this bucket shit triggered me when I saw this movie, I don't know why, I don't give a shit about this movie, it just really really bothers me

That's the thing, my jokes that do suck are huge successes. This board is a bunch of drooling retards like you who clap at the most pitifully boring nonsense. I can manipulate you like puppets at my leisure.

sneed

it would be extremely painful

Should have waited at least week before forcing the meme

listen it was a good sneed yesterday but lets not try and fuck and suck it into being a chuck

POSTPONE THE JUDGMENT

why didn't they just push him over as he was moving from one bucket to the next? what happens when he walks on land again?

He probably just bounces off it into the ocean, I doubt he would risk dying over something like this.

what?

i enjoyed all of them except the one with the fountain of youth, which i thought was okay

I thought that one was better than Dead Men Tell No Tales. Not as amazing as the trilogy, just better than the incredibly stupid 5th one. On Stranger Tides was kind of like a buddy cop movie but with pirates, it's hard to fully hate that.

Still Disney's biggest mistake was letting go of Gore Verbinski, the movies fell apart once he stopped directing them.

it's funny the first time i read it

OP is a fag

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pretty much