/nrl/ - Rugby League general

Manssiere edition

NRL
>GAME 1
New Zealand Warriors v Canberra Raiders
3:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Dolphin Stadium, Redcliffe
2.00-1.80
>Both sides will be desperate to atone for their defensive sins last week after leaking 106 combined points. This should be a cracker.

>GAME 2
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs v Sydney Roosters
5:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Stadium Australia, Sydney
4.50-1.20
>Canterbury have more cattle back on deck after COVID rocked Belmore, but the Chooks haven't lost to them since 2016. What does this meeting have in store?

>GAME 3
Parramatta Eels v North Queensland Cowboys
7:35pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Marrara Stadium, Darwin
1.31-3.50
>The Cowboys are eyeing off a top four berth by the end of Round 8 but they now take on a Parramatta outfit that seem like they're back to winning ways.

NSW Cup
>what's on?
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs v North Sydney Bears
12:40pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Stadium Australia, Sydney
>The Bears have won all three of their away fixtures this season, a stat that the Bulldogs will have to be wary of as they're 2-2 at home this year.

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for me it's the australian football league also known as AFL
go eagles

The fuck is up with that faggy ass top he's wearing?

Please watch our sport

I call it the Bro

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the sea eagles are based in manly m8

usually they're to hold monitoring gear

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Eels!

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That's what got you, not the yoga pants huh
Very interesting

That's the sort of chick I would have thought was a 10/10 in HS

strongly agree with this

What do big white boobs with pink nipples feel like, bros

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This is what I'd imagine if an /nrl/ family member got called up to first grade

I checked out after the Sharks first try, I saw no defense from the broncs and deduced that it was over.

How fucking wrong I was.

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>Watch game on Fox/Kayo
>Refs make a big decision
>Commentators call it down the middle even if they disagree with the call

>Watch game on 9
>ref makes a big call
>even if the ref got it right, guys like Gus and Joey will bitch about it for the whole game drumming it up us some huge controversial call all because it's not the game they played

Why are they like this?

Probably because the commentators on fox are all mongs

better

Please watch our sport

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Kayo with 9 commentators now thats a pizza

>the pizza

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Gross

This looks like that little girl from Jurassic Pack but 30 years later

hung over feeling like shit lads

eating jaffles lads

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bevo approves of jaffles

>jaffle danga's
aussie naming conventions only going further and further downhill

god hates new zealand

>cobbo tipped to play for the maroons
Holy kek peemsland sisters is everything ok over there?

who are you quoting?

>already 1pm

Feel like Cowpats could upset the Peels but they won't if I tip them

It's not just for quoting you stupid newfag dumbass balding fat bitch. Also its steve renouf who said he's highly likely to get picked so take your heel shoes off you manlet and kill yourself.

renouf is notoriously cooked, perhaps YOU need to take off your heel shoes, have a beer and settle down

It will be

1. Ponga
2. Coates
3. Gagai
4. Tabuai-Fidow
5. Holmes
6. Munster
7. DCE
8. Papali
9. Grant
10. Fotuaika
11. Kaufusi
12. Capewell
13. Fa'asuamaleaui
14. Hunt
15. Arrow
16. Fermor
17. Nanai

>fermor
>nanai
Is it really that grim?

why do leagueies wear sports bras?

it's to hold the gps and heart monitor stuff, if you really want to know

Is there a more cucked position on a rugby league field than Winger?

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Dead sport and dead general.

good afternoon gentlemen.. and danny

just want to see kezie win something for once lads. i mean other than our hearts.

for me it's super rooster

What a monged body

Raiders 32 Warriors 28
Roosters 34 Bulldogs 6
Eels 22 Cowboys 12

thinking fullwogs upset

>This should be a cracker.
just some casual racial sluring

is adam elliot unironically playing hooker right now

off to the loo to do a big spoondogs lads

don't everyone talk at once XD

the two best starting front row pairings in the comp are playing right now

>fingers on the ball the whole time
>never goes foward
>lost control
????

old mate had a handful of his pee pee

Hate myself and want to die lads.

>that play the ball
the refs fucking despise the pooiors ay

starling would have scored that

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truthbomb

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no cap

warriors could really use a guy like chad townsend at a time like this

fr fr these whistle niggas straight up geeks yo

OH NO TWINK DOWN TWINK DOWN
SEND 3 OFF

i spear twink for she

>man smashed in an illegal tackle that can cause paralysis
>dizzee rascal starts playing in the background
are pozzies really like this?

>that pass

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Sharks legend Shaun Johnson everyone.

kek Rapana you dope cunt

COMEBACK