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How many members of the Star Trek cast have been replaced by Jesuit clones?
Based Gail not understanding how aging works
He took Vladimir Putin's anti-aging elixir and is hiding from the Jesuits in the Hermitage.
>tfw a Jew clone
Is this what Gene thought sports would be like in the future
>implying the UFC won't be 100% ambojitsu in 20 years
Why did data get fat
COME OUT YE BLACK AND GRAYS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
>We'll never know what parrises squares actually looks like
Pretty sure he was dead by that episode.
say
Nice, I love the Wings, man.
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS
seething
>chartfag got btfo by the real bingo so he keeps spamming his shitty one
s e e t h i n g
you posted cringe breh
Anbo-jyutsu esports in VR
I was expecting something like this
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based
Absolutely not based or redpilled
>Worf
>best TNG stories
You mean DS9, surely.
Jorden Peterson? In MY Star Trek thread?
I've genuinely shed a tear during this episode
based Leland
All of these words are mispronounced in the most ridiculous ways. Spaner. Transwarp Can-do-it.
I don't click vocaroo links as I don't condone cringe but that sounds like you're describing a bawstahn or suhthun accent
Why aren't there more female bricklayers on Star Trek? Why aren't there more male nurses on Star Trek?
>Why aren't there more female bricklayers on Star Trek? Why aren't there more male nurses on Star Trek?
Because of sexism and the crushing overbearing influence of toxic male masculinity
>general
You little kids/losers need to get lives/jobs. Stupid faggots.
SO RO - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT RO - SHE REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, SHE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE PICARD, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER. BUT PICARD, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT PICARD, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BORG GUY! YOU'RE NOT A BORG GUY, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF PICARD'S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BORG GUY IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
Filtered. Nigger.
t. low IQ borg guy
>too stupid to understand when greentext is necessary
Keep digging, moronic child.
>being a cunt
seethe over copypasta more you double deluxe faggot with extra gay
solo riker origins movie pitch:
scott pilgrim vs the world where riker wants to date a betazed girl (troi) but first he must defeat her seven evil exes (andorian, klingon, vulcan, romulan twins, tellurite, and a q)
You precisely as stupid as everyone says, fag.
>You precisely as stupid
>defending queers
>having a reaction image folder because you can't communicate effectively using your own words
>Reaction images on a Bhutanese fishing image board?
I know, my phone autocorrected Tellarite. Oh me, oh shame.
>she thinks this is the problem with her post
hi vf. I like you unlike the other anons
tripfags go
hi user. I like you unlike the other anons, too
How do you feel about NTT?
ffs. stop this shit
>Gene thought
I don't think he did much of that.
I'm waiting for a reason to care. Maybe once he finds his voice as a tripfag he'll be pretty rad.
I really adore Blando though, he did the whole boring, unenthusiastic anti-attention whore thing without taking pot shots at other tripfags and even though both NTT and Blando are like the human versions of that background engine hum in TNG, Blando never sought validation for being as bland as he was.
I really miss Blando.
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He has a face for radio.
IRA Behr
tos sucks and the tos movies are infinitely better
>why oh WHY didn’t we have more TRANS characters in DS9???? I’m so so sorry I failed the community
Thank god he had and nice solid leash on him.
This is 100% BF. Hard to feel embarrassed for a man who lives everyday dressed as a woman.
kino
blando just posted boring things
God, you're such a stick up bitch. No wonder people don't take to you.
b is post op.
I want ti watch DS9 and TOS, is Netflix worth it for those shows? I
I left because stranger things was shit orange is the new black was shit everything was shit and tranny frogs and fuck you I just wnna watch star trek without poppin in a dozen dvds or plugging in my computer.
you don't torrent?
DAILY REMINDER
He doesn't know how.
TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
These threads have taken a nose dive, seriously.
Yeah that's why he was great. His performance art was a brilliant deconstruction of the art of tripfagging.
I don't really appreciate you posting here. You should take off your trip or leave.
incel VI and step on it!
Why didn't Picard use phasers, transporters etc. to convince them he was a god. The Enterprise's sensors could probably eavesdrop on them so he could literally hear their pathetic prayers, then punish those he deemed unworthy.
gross
because picard isn't evil. watch the show
Hush, incel. I'm busy writing my William Riker vs The World submission script for whoever the fuck own Star Trek now.
reminder to keep it frenly an comf, guys!
Great men do not seek power, they have power thrust upon them.
Paramount, isn't it?
No, not how it works.
I dont want to plug my computer to my tv
I dunno. I'm gonna develop this as a Star Trek script but I'll change the names and Orville this bitch around Hollywood. Shatner and I are twitter lovers now so he'll help me get my foot in the door.
>tfw people actually post about star trek
watch it on your computer then. it's low res anyway
tripfags to the gallows
>Computer, load program /trek/
>Increase comfiness level 200%
>Disable buly protocols
>Run program
who thought it would be a good idea to cake up beverly crusher in all that makeup
she looks like an elderly prostitute
>compkuuteh
>set anger to zero and sandbox mode pls
anons here lust after her all the same
Do we ever get to see sex in Star Trek? Not normal sex but a kind of alien sex that's different so it's not porn?
Does the thing with Trip and the magic beads count?
tell me about your sexual organs, user
What is the difference between an android and a robot?
Do Klingons have 2 hearts? I heard this somewere.
Wow the DS9 docu is a shitshow. what a bunch of hacks.
based Rick Berman needs to come back and wrangle the tards in charge of discovery.
did you see that bash is in it?
Yeah, it's fucking terrible and one of the most cringeworthy things i've ever seen.
When's your docu coming out, user?
Android is a robot designed to look like a man. All androids are robots but not all robots are androids. Female equivalent is Gynoid. Klingons have a lot of redundancies in their anatomy. From MA:
"Internally, the Klingon anatomy was markedly different from that of other humanoids. There was a great deal more multiple redundancy in their organs, a principle they called brak'lul. This allowed Klingons to survive severe injuries in battle. They had twenty-three ribs, two livers, an eight-chambered heart, three lungs, two urinary tracts, and even redundant neural function as well as multiple stomachs."
How do they make someone a kai on the Bajoran homeworld? Is it chosen by people or is it the one who talks to the gods or prophets?
People with abusive fathers prefer TNG. This is because Captain Picard is a reliable, steady father figure who takes responsibility and protects those in his charge. This being the case, people who lacked a kind, caring male parent, tend to use him as a surrogate. Through Picard, they are able to experience the safety and trust that was denied them by their real fathers who were busy shooting smack in the big house.
Thanks, Patrick.
If you want frens you better put a real uniform.
I love how that episode went from trying to sneak around censors to do a gay episode to a bleak look at all this crazy tranny feminism shit will bring in the near future.
don't tell me to does!
Are founders the same as prophets? We only see the prophets have the crew's bodies. So what are they? Same?
Why are there 2 warp engines insted of 1 that has more power?
What goes wrong in a person's life that causes them to avatarfag as a retarded frog?
why did spongebob steal music from star trek?
>Do Klingons have 2 hearts?
They have two dicks so why not?
What?
Leave it be. It's content.
Some of it is pretty funny
Founders are the changelings
Brain damage or a traumatic homosexual encounter in childhood.
Why is kira never punished for helping criminals? She helps many escape and lies to Sisko. But never goes to jail or is fired.
apu is board culture, heck, he's sitewide, dude.
Nazis? Im mein Star Trek?
>heck
>dude
Go back.
lol, reassuring them the god exists would, like they said, put them back in the middle ages, completely turning the natural order. That is exactly why the prime directive exists, so these things would not happen.
Picard played it smart, the directive was violated, but he negated it's consequences by reasoning, and with a reasonable race it worked well.
incorrect uniforms
Thomas Riker should be Nega-Riker
Why is Worf never fired for his many many failures and instead people act like he's competent?
hahahaha they actually put drumpf in it.
What are they even gonna do for Picard that he couldn't get on the Enterprise
Give him crops? Gold? Virgin sacri-
Never mind
Because literally every piece of advice Worf has ever given in terms of conflict or action has been correct? The only times he loses a fight is when he has to job as hard as he can so that you can feel 'afraid' of the big bad alien man of the episode.
>No furry M'Ress posting square
Burn in Hell.
>Why do I have to hold this plushie? I don't understa-
>SAY CHEESE!
*click*
I'm pretty sure it works exactly like the Catholic Church: the highest-ranking cardinals (vedeks) get together and vote on it.
>Computer, load program "Mommy M'Ress"
They vote on it by ritually molesting cardassian children
And they got their initial seed population using that light-ship and tachyon bullshit. They took a few breeding pairs back to Bajor, and have kept a secret stash of cardassians specifically for this purpose.
Can't tell if joking or not
Is quark to busy for sex? He is all day at bar with nice girls but he only cares about money.
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
What did the mods mean by this?
Imagine pretending a show that ended over 20 years ago is actually about current progressive politics. Even 10 years ago they would have been considered completely batshit insane by ordinary liberals.
The thread is alive and well. better than it's been in months
Ignore him, he spams that same post all over the board
maybe he just wants someone to talk to?
sneed
>watching me some Quincy
>Riker has several guest appearances as doctors and serial killers
Hes just adorable
don't reply to tripfags
>>Riker has several guest appearances as doctors and serial killers
how's that work?
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after I defeat user in Riker jibitsyu.
Actually, it's closer to 6000 threads.
>Riker jibitsyu
Retard
Always makes me think of this
no bully
tip kik
CBS merged with Viacom (Paramount's parent company). This is good news for future Trek series.
Would sisko win in a spacebattle with the klingons if he oly had the space station and they had 3 birds of prey?
on a sidenote I'm in my tore boxers in my leather gamer chair and now I'm stuck.
lost
>/trek/ makes oc
It will be SJW shit and you know it.
ALIC
at least it's content
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Come queer up, my lads!
remember the /trek/ - /I am Jazz/ merger?
/traz/
lele
tis to glory hole we steer
Tuvizz
'tis to gaydom we steer
ewww
I always dualweild /trek/ & /jazz/
Why... don't mind if I do...
It was heavily implied.
Judge me, do you?
what is obrien?
he's all over the place
Star Trek has been about social justice since the beginning. Watch TOS.
The CBS/Viacom merger will allow future Trek series to be more like the beloved canon. Expect set designs and costumes to be updated, though. Cinematography tech has increased greatly since TOS. Modern audiences would have little interest in the show if it was done as TOS was.
why was obrien demoted?
>implied
The homoeroticism was thick
>why was obrien demoted?
War crimes. While some viewed his actions as heroic, Starfleet needed to make an example of him in the interests of peace.
A bit dry and technical for my taste but there you go.
I think in reality he'd be a chief warrant officer, but I don't know where that slots in for starfleet
were you in the navy?
This is Ro Laren. Everyone is mean to her because she's too beautiful. Say something nice about her.
Coast Guard. Mustangs are not people you wanna mess with too much, and interestingly most of them acted like O'Brien, which is either a really funny coincidence or a credit to the writing team
Manjaw McNotits?
nah
well, in reality, actually doing ANY day to day maintenance above E-5, or E-6 is unheard of.
What are mustangs in this context? Chiefs?
She scares me.
Well yeah but I think in DS9 he filled more CWO roles than he did in TNG. He exists in a weird grey area for starfleet, considering how little we actually ever see of anyone who isn't an officer
Warrant officers. People who were made officers by warrant instead of going through the academy or OCS
Do you think about her holding you down, forcing herself on you?
Put your trip back on, VF
Normies can’t into enlisted vs. NCO vs. commissioned officers
I just want to fit in.
I hate that bitch.
Ro or BF?
I often post stuff that is relevant but do not get replies.
He just wants to get enough money to settle down with a nice traditional ferengi girl
Ro. She was always an arrogant cunt who never belonged on the Enterprise.
She's an outcast, a rogue, a rebel.
Maybe you just don't have the sparkle?
:(
You disgust me
What a cunt. Boo hoo some Cardassians did some things. You get to live on the Enterprise just relax mole face.
a few beers in now
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Bajoran night?"
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.
Take up the Grey Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!
kys
nice oc
pls to keep /trek/ frenly an safe
fank you
>Mr. Data, is that the wormhole we detected?
>Negative, Captain, this is a diagram of OP's rectal cavity. It is several orders of magnitude larger than the wormhole.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this has bee posted before
It's bizzare how much fatter she is than I remember. Then again she only gets 3minutes of screen time in the entire series because
MICHAEL BURNHAM
MB is the main character in DISC.
Which alien race would you wanna fuck the most?
The irish aren't aliens
Ha ho kay Sean
Data: Asset or Liability?
he's aggressive and talk weird
Data being fat is just a visual update like Klingon orcs.
Asset
Asset. he's strong and smart and helps the crew
>ro laughing at life.gif
got a smile out of me
I'll gut your daughter with a bowknife from her cunt to her throat
th-this isn't frenly posting
Star Trek series don't have MAIN CHARACTERS they are about THE CREW not just MICHAEL TREASON FOR NO REASON SENSELESS VIOLENT IMPULSIVE COON NIGGER BURNHAM
Liability. Anything with a fully functional penis is a problem waiting to happen.
You need to calm down, Sir.
>RaNdOM CaPs lOcK
The way they wrote her character is antithetical to everything StarTrek has always stood for. REASON. LOGIC. NOT BEING A VIOLENT APE.
I won't stop until Disco is dead or Sonoqua Martin Green gets Chicago'd to the back of the head.
There sure are a lot of content providers here today. I just wish more of the posts were uplifting and on topic.
namefags to the lampposts
Leave and never come back
Sometimes I feel like I have this darkness, this rage, this violent inferno, in my heart that I'm always struggling to suppress. It's like I might lose control at any second so I'm constantly having to hold myself back and I feel like I'm being fake to people because they only see a superficially positive and upbeat caricature of myself. But then I see people like you and it reminds me I'm doing okay.
So thanks for being you, you weird little aspie.
checked
Orion slave girls
not your blog, homo.
He is a great asset, until he malfunctions.
You star trek fags made klingon and Spock languages why didn't you make these weird kung fus a thing too?
he was manipulated by lore
>Spock languages
thanks broh
gory
YORISHKU ONEGACHIMAS!
still less graphic than Disco's pilot episode, where she started the Klingon war for no reason.
INB4 someone cites her strong black woman patriarchy
Chief Engineers are Lt. Commanders
Fatties can invent as many languages as they want sitting down on their computer but even the most autistic flailing sticks around blindfolded is to much physical exercise for trekkies, especially those who dislike discovery.
I could beat anyone in this thread at ambojitsu
make a nev thread
"No."
t. hachidan kiritsu
In s6e22 of DS9, Nog gets commissioned as a Chief Engineer with the rank of LC
*bows*
*hits you in the face with a thingy*
heh nothing personnel
What's your point? The incompetent """captain""" of that ship was handing out promotions like candy to install loyalty, not because they were necessary or merited.
If you disagree with me then you think cadets can be captains, and therefore you are pro-JJ.
Are you pro-JJ?
What do you have against a chad like Captain Watters?
*instill
Matte!
Why are you pro-JJ?
What's your point? Not the person you replied to but Kirk was able to be captain because he was the most chad and was a natural leader. Only betas think rank makes the man.
Shut up Jake nobody likes journalists
>everything new sucks
this is plain wrong, there is enough orville fans. i don't watch it but i think it reminds them more of trek than std
Whatever you say, Mr. Abrams.
literally tell me ONE THING dukat did wrong. FUCK sisko
see you on the lego general fren
He cheated in kalevian montar with Odo, and he cheated on his wife. He's a cheater.
Lt. He has one gold and one black in tng i think
tried to get Bajor to love him
He didn’t kill them all.
was he married? no. no cheating took place. and cheating is hardly an offense
He wasn't human
DID NOTHING WRONG
>was he married?
KIRA: The head of the Occupation in love with a Bajoran?
DUKAT: Ironic, isn't it?
KIRA: Did your wife know?
DUKAT: No. And she's never going to find out.
different planet, different rules
O'Brien was never chief engineer, even when he was on DS9. He took on the role of a chief engineer, but never had the rank
what happens on bajor, stays on bajor
right you are
I always hated that Ireland exists in a thousand years or w/ever imagine if Europe, Russia, south Africa, Oceania, North America moved all non whites and Irish diaspora to stay in the island of Ireland forever while they all stay as wholly white countries? Wouldn't that just be the perfect world.
oh no did he actually? i haven't noticed and thats some interesting trek lore
>I always hated that Ireland exists
>t. Jimmy boy
don't act like you ain't gonna make a new thread
He has his own rank called "Chief" for being a well known hero of the federation and killing 100 cardies with his bare fists.
The actress who plays Tilly seems to get fatter and fatter each season.
Fuck androids
...
make new thread
Done.
The Prime Directive is fucking stupid