Post the most pretentious shit you have ever watched

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The only problem for me was that the plot failed to grab the attention the way the visuals did: a very involved storyline about terrorists and a biological weapon went on at least a half-hour too long.
>The film starts with a bang, but its characterisation comes with a whimper.
>Folks who go for this sort of thing will find it the sort of thing they go for. But the rest of us may find reason to scratch our heads and scratch again.
>The whole extravaganza could have made for a plucky 70 minutes, but it packs on an additional three-quarters of an hour of saw-toothed melodrama.
>It has the plot of an engaging, stylish action movie, but the pitiable soul of a second-rate philosophy major.

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MAY THE CONTRARIAN OLYMPICS BEGIN

What anime do you like?

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I want Revy to step on me

black lagoon was okay at best, everyone just finished it and pretend to like it because they want to fuck revy.

question: at the end did she really off herself irl or was it just another dream?

> no Truffaut
> no Godard
> no Carax
> no Apichatpong
> no Jodorowsky
weak thread
For me it's Léos Carax' "Boy meets girl".

This thread again? lol

spring breakers
ingrid goes west
six string samurai
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
dark city

>wanting to fuck Revy
>not wanting to fuck Balalaika
Delete this

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How is alita even remotely pretentious? It's just a regular ass action movie.

>putting a space after the memearrow
newfags everywhere today

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>main villain describes himself as living in a dream that he can’t wake up from
>”you’re an original”
Seriously, I’m not necessarily saying that it brought the narrative down, but it feels like every other antagonist in the series has the same motive as Vincent which made KoHD feel like an overly-long episode. Very visually stunning though.

The Master

What a waste of time that was.

Well fans have been treating it as the overly long episode for a long time, after that series finale I doubt anybody expected more from it than 'here's another bounty, just this time with much better production'.

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This desu
To this day I believe PTA made that movie just to prove that 'critics' and pseuds will eat and praise any shit he puts on the plate.

>show that has been airing on television non stop for years
>not fit for television board

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List of overrated garbage anime:

Cowboy Bepop
FMA
Code Geass
All studio ghibli and hayao miyazaki productions
Monster
Steins;Gate
Your Name
Clannad
Fate Series
Monogatari Series
Jojo unless you watch it ironically, for the memes

Begotten

Anything Stanley Kubrick

Lol look at this faggot

bebop isn't pretentious it's the fuckin weeb audience that takes it too seriously who are pretentious