>Be Tom Holland >Get cast as spiderman and start making millions >Loved by everybody >Start dating Zendaya >It cant get any better than this
>Log on twitter >See the news the Marvel is about to drop me >Agent calls me in tears on the verge of mania >Zendaya leaves me a voice message that our relationship has been too bumpy lately and she thinks we should see other people >Russo brothers tell me to stay home and not to come to set for Cherry today or the next couple of weeks >Agent calls me again screeching into the phone that everything is falling apart and that gods reckoning is finally upon us and then I hear a gunshot and then proceed to hang up the phone >Receive 40 emails from the IRS about my 3 houses and 16 cars >Get a group a chat invite from Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire inviting me to Leo's Orgy party on the weekend
>Why does he pretend to be straight I don't understand? it's still taboo for gay actors to be gay and get main lead jobs you can easily get jobs as a faggot, but not as lead in a big budget movie
The girls will be fawning over his intact English dick.
Christopher Foster
She passes better as a woman than you do as a man
Owen Hall
>Darren Daulton Phils jersey.
BASED AF
Jacob Howard
Tom Holland is still in a contract with Sorny to play Spoder-Mang, Sorny will no longer be loaning the character back to Marble for MCU movies and will be producing all the solo movies themselves.
Mason Smith
She is so fucking ugly kek ahahahahah fucking minorities
Juan Parker
Based
Adrian Bennett
cringe
Christopher Walker
Based
Isaac Wood
>Is there any evidence he's gay?
No but he did say he would support Spider Man being a fag if the writers wanted that. Andrew Garfield was the one begging and guilting Sony to make Spiderman a fag during the Amazing Spiderman movies. He wanted a black guy to play "Mary Jane" and went on and on about interracial gay relationships were the next coolest thing. Then the franchise was cancelled and Garfield has done fuck all since.
Brandon Richardson
because she uses her hair straight, but doesn't have straight hair. Unless she's straightening it chemically, the only way for it to go down is with leave in conditioner, or heavier mousses or gels. She probably doesn't want to have to deal with it outside of shoots so she keeps it natural and dabs on pomade to go out.
Justin Lewis
Mother is European and Father is a Nigger.
Kayden James
Except that Holland Contract is with Sony, and Sony plans to make more films with him.
Asher Cruz
You're right but: >has to be OUT gay actor >really only hits blockbuster leading roles, especially super hero flicks.
Why do tall girls date short guys? My older brother’s wife is 6ft, he’s only 5’8”. I also see short guys dating tall girls all the time. Is the manlet meme just a meme?
