It's 2020 & these characters are the only candidates in the election. Who would you vote for?

It's 2020 & these characters are the only candidates in the election. Who would you vote for?

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If you pick Mickey Mouse then Disney completely controls all aspects of American society. We are assuming that the President has as much power as he does in fictional works as opposed to being a puppet

Palpatine, unironically

Mr. Krabs because absolutely nothing would change.

Sheev

Mr Krabs unironically.

Bugs
>literally steps on your country with a fuck huge boot
There’s your war, bro.

Sheeve

Unironically Bugs Bunny, what's the worst that could happen?

The Mouse because nothing would change

I would vote for based jewish entrepreneur libertarian Mr. Krabs

>literally convinced by a couple of psychiatrists that he’s a bald, middle-aged, white man and imprisoned for tax fraud
Sheev and Lector fuck Bugs hard.

If I wanted a joker in the white house, I would have voted for Hillary in the last election. However, I'd probably vote for either Sheev or Mr. Krabs. If one became the other's VP, that would be ideal.

Drac loyalty
Just imagine the monologues and ridiculous news articles

This

Am I about to vote for Dracula?

Hannibal, because he's really damn smart, and i wouldnt mind having to munch down on some libs if the president told me to

I guess Voldemort. Keeps wizarding bloodlines pure. In deh we trust

The galaxy fucking PROSPERED under Sheev if you didn’t live in Baltimore/Detroit of the galaxy (Tatooine) or Portland (Aldeeran). I imagine Nabuu and all inner-worlds were pretty great if you were a law abiding citizen

This. Really, he only targets boors

I'd TRY THE WINE

Hannibal can only eat so many people

Can’t cleave the Sheev

Joker, because we live in a society

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bugs, he'll cut off florida and kick it into the ocean. and honestly that's enough

Sheev. In these trying times we need a man with actual experience.

JOKER BABY

For me, it's Sheev. He was a competent leader of the entire galaxy.

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Hannibal

Drac. He is the only one capable of winning the skeleton war against fuckboys

Bugs or mr. Krabs

an argument between these nine would be epic

Palpatine, no contest.

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sheev knows what he's doing, we only assume he was evil because we've been conditioned to assume that the jedi are inherently good. If the jedi had any legitimate criticisms of him they would have brought him to trial based on those, but they only cared about his power grab once they found out he was a member of their rival religious sect.

>placing sheev along with all these villains.
anyone who knows anything about star wars knows hes the only choice.

Mr Krabs. He’s so greedy he would cut pretty much all federal spending except for absolute necessities like keeping the troops funded. But say goodbye to all the social programs that let neets live off the state.

Bugs Bunny. Chaotic good.

SHE WAS VERY BADLY RAPED YOU SEE

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a society of gamers

Mr Krabs or Alucard (Formerly Dracula)

You'd have to pick Bugs.

Chaotic Good is another term for Evil, sorry Gygax

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That picture of Palpatine (I refuse to call him Sheev) is a doll.

Mr. Krabs seems like the only decent choice

>Voldemort, Bugs, and Joker are AT&T
>The Mouse and Palpatine are Disney
>Dracula is a literal foreigner
>Krabs is Viacom
>Hannibal and Alex are literal-who independents who would never win an election

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Mickey Mouse of course.

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have you never seen looney tunes?

Do I get to be a skeleton man if I vote for Dracula

unironically sheev, he was the most chill villain ever if you didn't associate with jedi

No one wants Alex, kek

It's cause he's queer

>drinking "milk" at "milk bars"
hmmm

>I refuse to call him sheev
It's funny though. Lighten up. Star Wars is stupid so might as well laugh.

Voldemort wins close over Palpatine. Good old Voldy would kill all those non pure and make racemixing punishable by death.

I don't want that, but I could live with that better than with a fucking mouse as a leader.

Mr. Krabs without a doubt.
He's not evil, just super greedy
The current dominant elites are just as greedy but also evil

Bugs and it's not even close

Cutting off pretty much all federal spending would immediately put us in a recession m8

DEH

you better not. I'm a 2nd shifter so I wouldn't want to have to deal with ghouls and flying horse heads all over the highway every night even if we'd get the bitchin' tunes

Hannibal would probably be a good statesman. The cannibalism is irrelevant because he eats people anyway.

funny fucking shit user