What does Yea Forums think of three flavour cornetto trilogy?

Hot Fuzz > Worlds End > Shaun

Worlds End is not good.
Hot Fuzz on the other hand is one of the best action/comedy movies of all time.
Shain of the Dead is okay.

>I cant imagine watching The Worlds End after disliking Shaun of the Dead and not even not even bothering to see Hot Fuzz
>Worlds End is objectively the worst of the three
>Ink filled robots

He's bad in everything and has an inflated opinion of himself.

the thing is these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
spaced/shaun of dead/hot fuzz/worlds end are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa

Hot fuzz>shaun of the dead>

Yeah yeah we’ve all seen the pasta before, fuck off loser

Imagine having this shit of taste in movies

Lol

Loved them. Hilarious and comfy as hell.

Hot fuzz and Shaun are both kino
Worlds end is decent

Yea Forums exposing themselves as complete retards, yet again

It's faggy bullshit tying them together and calling them a "trilogy". Marketing-speak to get retards to lap this shit up.

HEY GUIZE DEY EAT CORNETTOS IT A TRILOGEEEEE!!! WATCH DEM ALL!

Worlds End was garbage.

Hot Fuzz is the only good one and the only one that had a deeper meaning and based on reality. UK has a really bad murder problem, but they hide it under suicides. You should look some of this shit up, like people found in the water with stab wounds as acidental deaths and shit. Scary.

Wait seriously? I thought britbongz love these nerds.
Next your gonna tell me Jason Statahm can't act.

World's End is underrated and to this day not a single faggot has managed to tell me what's so bad about it.
Fuzz is KINO and still unmatched.
Shaun is p. good

Overral is one of the best trilogies in recent memory

Shaun of the Dead is a genre-defining masterpiece
Hot Fuzz is pure Kino
At World's End is the worst of the three, but all three are so goddamn great that arguing about which is the best is kinda pointless. Everyone's gonna have their preferences, but anyone who turns either of them down is just retarded

Just like real cornettos

I think Shaun of the Dead is my favorite film. Ive definitely seen it more than 10 times since it came out.
All three movies are great though.

>spoiler
BASED

All shit. Edgar is a hack

Hot Fuzz > Worlds End > Shaun

I think Worlds End has the strongest theme though

> Can only appreciate films based on a true story
Are you a golem? Your defecit of imagination is deafening

both hot fuzz and shaun of the dead are 9/10 for me.

Never saw worlds end though

Yeah, the other two seem more like entertainment flicks where World's End was trying to make more of a statement. This is a really good point, user.

The underlying theme of individuals over zombie collectivism is kino.

For the greater good, Hot Fuzz is the best.

I watched world's end a year before SoTD.

If you unIronically found these movies entertaining, you're the one with shit taste.
Go ahead post some movies you think are top tier.
They don't have to be top 10.

Overrated soiboi """comedy"""

>Hot Fuzz is pure Kino
>If you disagree, then it's just your opinion

Based retard, afraid of having his opinion challenged.

Have sex

Yes. The truest form of art is when it imitates real life. That's one must always live life like they are the main character of a movie.

What the fuck is a cornetto?

******OFFICIAL BRITISH MOVIE POWER RANKINGS******
1. Shaun of the Dead
2. First half of World's End
3. Hot Fuzz
******POWER GAP******
10. Second half of World's End

Does your mom know youre a faggot?

Ask your mother :^)

shaun and fuzz are very enjoyable movies, world's end fails the game by not having a credible threat, last half was like a drunken fairytale, messed up the themez

I genuinely love Worlds End. Everyone goes through that phase, in life. Feels nice see it represented on film.

>Hot Fuzz: 9
>Shaun of the Dead: 7
>World's End: 4
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>Paul: -2

First 2 are fooking genius, mate. The last one was the worst shite I ever seen in my life.

UK or London?

Idk, I'm American so both those things are the same to me, britain london england uk are all interchangeable

Worlds End is for a very specific group of people, and if you aren't one of those guys, or don't know one of those guys, you won't enjoy it because you're probably an inept incel.

Hot Fuzz>Shaun of the Dead>>>>DOGSHIT>>>the world's end

Think of London like the UK's Detroit.

if i'm ranking them by how much i laughed

hot fuzz > world's end > shaun

The World’s End is okay.
Shaun of the Dead is good.
Hot Fuzz is some damn fine kino.

Hot Fuzz is a masterpiece prove me wrong. Every dialogue in the movie is quotable.

Jesus it's been awhile since this place spat out such true fucking stupidity.
Go win a Darwin award and play in fucking traffic.

Hot fuzz is 10/10 for most of the run but dips to a 7 in the final act. I'd give it an 8

Quoting movies is reddit

HF > SotD > TWE

I have unironically watched Hot Fuzz over 200 times. Watched the director's commentary probably 40 times.

When it came out on DVD, I would get home from early high school and watch it. It was a fucking ritual, for the entire school year. Every single school day, I would watch the movie, then go do normie shit. Usually fall asleep with it playing in the background too

Why? I have no idea. Just never got tired of it. Supremely comfy and fun. I have never done this with any other movie. Only Hot Fuzz. I've seen SotD probably 50 times, and have only seen the World's End three times.

>Shaun of the Dead
Technically the best film overall. A loving parody of zombie movies that I personally enjoy watching more than I enjoy watching the classic zombie movies to which it pays tribute, though those are also great. Masterful tone shifts from funny and lighthearted to suspenseful and exciting and scary to deeply sad. Makes you fall in love with every single character (even David and Pete, and you know you’ve reached adulthood when you stop hating them and start sympathizing with them… and maybe-sort-of seeing Shaun and Ed as the real bad guys [still, fuck you David*]).

>Hot Fuzz
The one with the tightest script. Overrated—perhaps only by Americans, because it pays so much homage to American cop movies. Often named the strongest of the three, but it’s in fact the weakest. For one thing, the jokes are extremely witty and hilarious, BUT overly scripted and lacking verisimilitude as compared to the other two films. The real reason this is my least favorite, though, is that there are no truly sad moments. (SPOILER) The sole moment that would have been sad—Danny’s death at the end—was a fake-out. (END OF SPOILER) What makes Shaun and World’s End excellent is that, more than being just comedies, they have the ability to make you cry (at least if you’re a little bitch boy like me). Hot Fuzz lacks that ability and is therefore only “good.”

>The World's End
My favorite and one of the most ambitious and original comedies I’ve watched, if not the very most. The jokes are not nearly as tight as the ones in Hot Fuzz, rather a good thing: the jokes in World’s End have much more of an improvised feel, and come off as real people having real conversations and being funny. Makes me laugh the most despite being the least “clever.” The thought and effort put into the symbolism is super impressive, and the themes of nostalgia, longing, addiction**, and technological takeover are at once very relatable, very frightening, and very sad; and the interweaving of those themes is simply gorgeous. I can’t help but see a connection between this film commonly being considered the weakest and Hot Fuzz being considered the strongest. One could argue that that connection is the tightness of the comedy, but my theory is that it’s the emotional depth. The World’s End is by far the darkest and most depressing film of the three, where, as stated earlier, Hot Fuzz has nothing actually tragic in it. For many people, it seems, a comedy should be just that—a comedy. No drama, no tears, no moments that try to depict raw, uncomfortable human insecurities. At the risk of sounding condescending, if you’re one of those people, The World’s End is too deep for you.

*Kidding aside, if the characters had listened to David from the beginning and stayed in the flat, probably no one would have died. Their flat was on the second or third floor and it’s unlikely that the zombies would have managed to climb that high. Instead, they went along with Shaun’s and Ed’s insane plan to go to a pub on the ground floor, framed by tons of large windows. It was pretty much the stupidest idea imaginable, when you think about it. So… fuck you Shaun, I guess? But David is still a dick… Oh alright, fuck ’em both!

**The depiction of Gary King’s alcoholism is so powerful that it has made viewers realize that they themselves had a drinking problem. I have read several accounts of people who described this happening to them while watching.

I'm British you dickhead btfo

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Imagine if Shaun of the Dead had been made today

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Real power rankings:
1: Second viewing of World’s End
2: Hot Fuzz
3: Shaun of the Dead
4: First viewing of World’s End

i never understood why they are called the cornetto trilogy

Wrong.

Cornetto is a brand of ice creams, the individually wrapped kinds you find in small gas station freezers. There is one scene in each of the three movies, where the ice cream is mentioned or is being eaten.

youtube.com/watch?v=7PNPaA02alg

Kieslowski

Jurassic World
Stranger Than Fiction
Blades of Glory
Spider-Man: Homecoming
A Scanner Darkly
The Shawshank Redemption
Fortest Gump
Inception
City of God

"Everyone and their mums is packin' 'round 'ere.

like who

Farmers.

Also a reference to the "Three Colors" arthouse trilogy

believable, I cant imagine muhammad or abdul
even watching them

>sad = equal good
filtered

PINT O LAGER PLEASE MARY

Hot Fuzz = Amazing

Shaun of the Dead = Pretty darn good

World’s End = Not that bad, but wouldn’t watch it if given a choice.

Paul = Horrible movie that tried to bait people into thinking it was part of this series by using the two main actors and ruining any chance at another of their movies doing well ever again.

World’s End hurts hard if you’ve lost a lot of friends

Abdul those movies aren't meant for....your kind.

I didnt even finish World's End.
I got to about 45 minutes and the drama had only just barely begun. I was so accustomed to the "boring old guy group led by cringe autist to drink" plot (which is really, really boring) that when the stupid robots or whatever they are popped up I just turned it off.
It was just out of the blue and retarded. The other two movies made me care about the characters, especially Shawn of the Dead with the parent plot and girlfriend stuff. Hot Fuzz made me want to see what happened next sue to the sheer silliness of every scene.
World's End was just... annoying. I hate the protagonist. The friends are all dull. Nothing, NOTHING interesting happened for 45 minutes. Then out of nowhere "robot time!"

Gay.

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>Angel comes up with an airtight property value inheritance conspiracy theory
>it turned out the neighborhood watch killed people for silly things (annoying laugh, horrible acting, etc)
that still cracks me up

>Think he's talking bullshit
>Then remember deadpeople keep being found by the river in my county