>Yo bro! Where's your girlfriend? Don't tell me you're going to the theater by yourself.
Yo bro! Where's your girlfriend? Don't tell me you're going to the theater by yourself
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his eyebrows look effeminate
look at the eyebrows on that jabroni
>Yeah, I am bro
she was in the bathroom sorry...
It's 2019. I have a boyfriend.
Oh I'm just here for the crab legs, I'm not seeing a film.
enjoy your aids
That guy is wearing as much makeup as she is
Dumped her yesterday man. Nice brows, bro. Wish mine could crawl off my face too, dude. Also she got no tits dude. Stay seething.
>tfw I could unironically knock out this bloated Chad and
>tfw perfectly capable of sperging my way through his facade as well
This dude is overweight
He's not overweight, he's just kind of bloated in his limbs.
Not even mad
>using make up/10
>those eyebrows/10
>that v shirt/10
>drinking wine/10
>i bet he's 5'10 at most
>he should be cutting/10
fag/10, not even mirin that jaw
We're just sucking each other's dicks, chill.
if someone tells you that, he is not your bro
>chad's 10 bros show up and curb stomp you
You've never been to a frat party. They're not niggers. If you wreck the Alpha Chad in the party you don't get your ass kicked, you get cheered for and then they drink with you.
You're touching her now. Back the fuck off?!
Who the hell are you? I don't know who the hell you are! my private life is not your fucking business! why the hell are you talking to me coming from nowhere? we are not friends dude! fuck off!
Is he missing his right arm?
The early 2010s were an odd time.
These types of replies are always so lame.
a good time
This guy isn't even an intimidating type of chad, he looks fucking weird and i would just ignore him thinking he's probably hitting on me.
What sort of reply were you hoping for? Think is not lame?
To be clear I’m not claiming I’m more attractive then this guy, and I’m not claiming I wouldn’t bang the “chick” even after what I’m about to say. Having said that, he gives off a serious gay vibe, and that chick looks like a straight up tranny. An atttractive tranny, but a tranny nonetheless.
Fisting accident.
I’m not gay but he’s way better looking than her. She must have rich parents or a really good personality
>S-sorry, bro...
>theater?
>breh i only attend the cinema
holy based
he generally looks like he cares too much how others perceive him
Slamhog locking in on chad
seethe dyel
>I am the girlfriend.
Faggots need the rope
Satan confirmed for a fag. I'm not surprised.
lol I actually want to see the new tarantula film and there's a non-dubbed screening in my city but I probably won't 'cause I'll be alone. I went to the theater alone in the past and it's not a pleasant experience, showing everyone how much of a fucking loser I am
what's up with burgers drinking wine as if it were whiskey or something like that? You're supposed to drink it while you eat unless you're a woman or something.
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>lol
>tarantula
what?
Dude kind of reminds me of those old Duracell commercials.
umad
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Sure dude
kek, correct response.
>fag
Why the homophobia?