>Miss Bond. We don’t serve grape drank. Shaken, with sizzurp.
Miss Bond. We don’t serve grape drank. Shaken, with sizzurp
Jayden Rogers
Jacob Carter
*upvotes*
Owen Garcia
>My apologies Miss Bond. Our valet cannot park a car with a screwdriver in the ignition.
Carson Sanchez
fuck you i lost
Isaiah Carter
>White moving first is a time-honoured tradition, Miss Bond. No need to read anything into it.
Nolan Lopez
>I'm sorry, Mrs Bond, but this casino does not allow you can not check my bet with food stamps. It seems I've won this round.
Jackson Watson
>So, it would seem that Doctor Black was killed by Miss White. An interesting inversion, wouldn't you agree Miss Bond?
Joshua Davis
...
Julian Wright
Brayden Clark
>forgets that it's only 007 and James Bond is still the character and the woman isn't James Bond but 007 and only after James Bond retires then comes back
Easton Thomas
>Mrs Bond, you're free to smoke your Newports, but I'm afraid this establishment has a no crack cocaine policy.
Gavin Gomez
>forgets that no one cares
because when I shitpost, I make sure to accurately shitpost.
Caleb Nguyen
>You know, Miss Bond, despite British secret agents being only 0.0000001% of the population...
Chase Hall
>It's an open bar, Ms. Bond, please put away the food stamps.
>Yes, open means 'fo free'.
Nolan Ross
>Ms. Bond, if you require a to-go bag we'll be happy to oblige. There's no need to stuff the hors d'oeuvres into your purse.
Carter Long
>Ms. Bond, I assure you that Craps is intended to
be played on a table top and not a piece of cardboard, as you continually insist.
Grayson Wood
>Well then, Ms. Bond, maybe we should do something you're more familiar with.
>Perhaps a game of... chicken?
Isaac Hernandez
fuck you, that one legit got me
Jason Brown
>Sorry Ms. Bond - clubs beat spades, as I'm sure you're well aware.
Eli Jenkins
>Ms. Bond, stop trying to "keep it real" in the Casino.
Aaron Stewart
Is this movie worth seeing if I'm only intrigued by Mads?
Ethan Lewis
>Miss Bond
Matthew Anderson
I do apologize Miss Bond, but this game is for gentlemen only
Parker Rogers
>Ah, I love this song. Piano Concerto No.2 by Rachmaninoff. Tell me do you enjoy the classics, Mrs Bond?
>I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not very familiar with the work of this "Lil Wayne".
Angel Cruz
Underrated
Chase Powell
>It seems I have a straight flush. Looks like you aren't "finna bouta put dis cracka in he place" this time, Mrs Bond.
Julian Evans
It certainly beats his 1st and 4th piano contertos. Although his 3rd is good as his 2nd