You guys DO clean up after yourselves when visiting the kinoplex right?

Imagine cleaning up a movie theatre and someone just leaves their teen behind without properly throwing him away

Not a chance.
Do you go to a restaurant and clean up your table yourself?

I unironically sweep my crumbs into my napkin and put it on my plate when I'm done.

Watch and survive the Joker premier to find out

I haven’t eaten anything during a movie in at least a decade. That’s for babies and fat people.

No but you tip your waitress so she will dipshit. Do you tip your theater staff?

For the record I clean up after myself, and usually tip one of the kids a 20 on my way out if the theater was clean beforehand.

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I brush my popcorn under my chair with my foot.

same 100$ same

>Literally paid to clean up garbage for people
>People leave their garbage for you

Do you tip me for cleaning my seat up? No?

Fuck off, faggot.

Why would I? It's the cleaner's job to clean up not mine

Yes, I am not black

I just watch the movie. I feel like food is too distracting.

isn't summer over?
CLEAN IT UP

>tip an additional $20 when you are already charged hotel gratuity
Someone needs to explain this to me

this

clean it up, wagie.

thats like 5 minutes of work

I leave copious amounts of phlegm on my seat depending on my enjoyment of the kino

What the fuck is he doing sitting on the ground instead of doing his job? Why are service people so fucking lazy? It's not going to clean itself.

it's your job, do it and stop whining like a cunt

>tip at a funeral

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>he imagines himself starting a food fight in the theater and walking out when it gets crazy

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He deserves it for working in a cinema that shows its films in fast forward

Someone post the cucumber left at 50 shades of gray showing

How does this happen, how do you deal with this?

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what the fuck is this shit

how would one clean this

There are grates in every bathroom floor. I say just pop it and hose the place down.

Every time I see this I wonder what happened to the poor fucker who had to haul it out.

so have you seen someone siphon gas out of a car before?

I love all the NEETS calling a 18 year old kid lazy for not sweeping up popcorn left by you.

?

Not doing the job you are hired to do is lazy

I would pay someone $20 to get a red solo cup and drink a cup full of that urine.

That's not part of their job description,i would report the people who left that mess and get them banned from the premier of Spider Man 4 and Matrix 4

Underrated kek

clean it up wagie

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Imagine the hole this went into.

Implying you have a better job/income source than "wagies". (And no, handicap benefits or chronic unemployability don't count)

yeah I'm a whore but I'm a fancy one I make a like $100 a john

I'd probably rent an electric transfer pump
youtu.be/p-hLcbzSUEc?t=149

>$20-$30 tip for a haircut
Nigger that's more than my barber charges for the standard fee

>30-55% for restaurants
>10-20% for takeout
What in the fuck

See

intended for u

>That's not part of their job description
So whose job is it? They're not paying me, so not mine.

>everyone cleans up after themselves
>pic taker janny suddenly out of a job
Be thankful for slobs

Not at all required but it is a thing. I was an altar boy back in the day and occasionally got a tip for working a funeral. Always at weddings.

>LOOK AT MEEEEE ! I HAVE IT FAR WORSE !
Why don't you fucking clean up after yourself, Boomerfuck ?

last time I went to a theater was TLJ, i shit in my cupholder

i used to. I even cleaned up other people mess. Now i don't

The one guy thing about cleaning up after slobs in the theater was that they left all their soda bottle caps. I pocketed all of them and redeemed the codes online for free stuff. Thanks pigs.

It's a problem that will literally solve itself as the urine evaporates.

you guys should just use the trash can. if you used the trash can there wouldn't be jannies to get mad at

>Demanding Payment for cleaning up your own Mess
Bet you also demand GBP from your Mom after you wiped your own Ass.

That’s like 10 min of work tops. Lazy shit taking pics of himself instead of getting to work. Confirmed liberal.

no, not cleaning up after myself creates job. I'm saving this country.

>be me
>get to cinema at least half an hour early for every movie
>wear massive fucking jacket that I smuggle sweets and drinks in
>spread my legs as wide as possible in the cinema
>put all my shit on the surrounding seats
>ads are running, whip out my smuggled Monster Energy Zero Ultra
>wait for the moments of silence between the last ad and the beginning of the movie, when the lights dim
>crack open my can for all to hear
>enjoy that first /sip/

>You guys DO clean up after yourselves when visiting the kinoplex right?
Of course I do, I'm WHITE.

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Why do women put condoms on cucumbers? The cuke doesn't have VD and it certainly can't get her pregnant.

Theater alpha masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta at my theater. Turns out 99% of my theater is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely throw my snacks/refreshments on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even clean it up for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta wagies clean up my mess like the cockroaches they are.

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thats just the plastic that wraps cucumbers when you buy them, not a condom

>Airport Shuttle Bus drivers
>$20-$30
Not a fucking chance

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why the fuck should anyone care? they probably don't even notice, delusional boy

>sitting in class one day
>people telling stories about their wagie jobs
>n*gger dude gets triggered remembering his cinema job and cleaning up screening rooms
>one time he went in to clean up after a movie ended and some dude made eye contact with him as the n*gger was cleaning
>dude didnt break eye contact and proceeded to put his empty popcorn bucket and soda right on the seat and walked out
>n*gger wagie was forced to clean it up
>triggered to this day
>then told a story how he had to clean up actual shit from one of the aisles
pic unrelated

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lol thats what you get for being a drop out

Absolutely. I always throw away my trash because my parents raised me to be a good person and not a misanthrope.

You can run your mouth online all you want but if you were in my theater, you’d pick up my shit for me. Might even get a chance to work that smart mouth of yours if you kept giving me lip.

It's "your" theatre now, faggot? Peak delusion.

They chip the bullets out of the walls and sweep them up.

That would take 5 minutes to clean max. Zoomers are fucking pussies.

>he censored the word 'nigger' not once but three fucking times
lmao

If I’m in the theater, it’s mine. Fall in line dyel.

I hope it was the rear one. Wasn't there some backdoor action at least referenced in the fiddy shades sequel?

I do when it’s appropriate at fast casual places and such. If it’s not expected I still stack the plates and stuff at the edge of the table for the busser to pick up.

Post pics of your basement room, weeb.

That should take like 5 minutes to clean up at most, if it takes any longer they’re just being lazy. Also no I don’t clean up after myself, because when Im at work I would actually rather be doing something than just sitting around, makes the time go by quicker

I don't have to because I don't eat their overpriced garbage food. Also that's barely anything, literally just throw out some boxes and sweep up some popcorn.

I intentionally dumped a whole extra large cup of soda all over the floor halfway through a movie and left, because the employees were being rude. Clean my shit up, wagies.

no
it's NOT my job

I literally laughed out loud at 30-50 dollars per day for hotel housekeeping. I paid enough for the room. If they do a good job I’ll leave a 10 or a 20 at the end of my stay.

Lol go fuck yourself, I'll look the janitor straight in the eye while I throw my empty bag of chips on the ground after smuggling in all the snacks I want. 10 bucks for stale, salty popcorn? 8 for a soda? It is bad enough the tickets are 10-15, fuck that shit.

Same thing goes to waiters bitching about tipping. You're lucky if you get 15% from me, you talk to me 4 times in 30 minutes and I owe you 7 bucks? Go fuck yourself. Half the time I have to wait on refills and the check no matter where I go. Service industry is ridiculous.

The concept of tipping is such good goyim guilt-tripping bullshit, I fucking hate it.

>put on headphones
>get the vacuum
>clean up
easy. anything is better than bathroom cleaning though

this doesn't even look bad, 1 garbage bag and a vacuum this is like 3mins work

Holy mother of all summerfag please leave. Didn’t school start up again?

>Get's extra butter popcorn
>Intentionally spill it on chair
>Also get ICEE
>Dump it on carpet and mix with Nacho Cheese
>Forgot to mention I bought Nachos
>Imagine the Wagie Normie cleaning it up and complaining about it to their 3 friends on Facebook

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Is this a nigger thing?
I live in Australia, and we never have this problem.

Bruh no. You can't just leave piss to dry it'll fucking reek

Larp time

and spics, but yeah

I rub my bare ass on the seat just before the movie ends

Cinema employees aren't janitors, you daft cunt. But sure, blame the people getting paid by the hour for the prices they don't set.

>Cinema employees aren't janitors
Incorrect.

Woah, dude... He has to like... Do his job... And sweep up a small pile of popcorn....

>job is to clean
>have to clean

OH NO!

>Do you go to a restaurant and clean up your table yourself?
I go to a restaurant to eat and taking the plates away from the table is literally part of the job for the staff, and they get tipped. I go to a movie theatre to watch a movie, and the people there are paid to sell tickets and make sure the fucker is playing, not to wipe up because some people are too retarded to find their mouth if the lights aren't on.

>no one there has cleaning floors as a part of their job description
>they're all just ticket sellers
How do you think this works?

Yes, you are. But sure, get the 16 year old girl who's paid to sell tickets and bags of candy to make repairs to the building, because learning what words mean is hard.

Every place of business has some sort of janitor you retard.

>repairs to the building
>picking up a piece of cardboard
Fucking Zoomers, man.

Cleaning isn't actually the job but is a requirement if people are too spastic to function without making a mess as designated cleaners aren't sitting around all day waiting to spring into action. How do you think job descriptions work?

If you can be called on to clean, then part of your job description is to clean. Pick it up.

Just pick it up and be glad I didn’t take the gimp chair this showing wagie.

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> Anonymous 08/21/19(Wed)03:17:18 No.119
Thanks for demonstrating your trouble with what a janitor actually is. They don't just fucking sweep. Good luck out there with the whole 'intellectual superiority yet alas tragically inbred' thing.

Your job is sweep the floor. Sweep the floor. What do you want?

Literally, you could pick all of that up in 30 seconds.

I don't make a mess in the first place.
I take my soda and popcorn bag with me to throw out in the bin in the halls.

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>tipping

I could clean up that shit in less than 2min, these fucks should be grateful they have jobs at all

Microtears on the cucumber surface could cause an infection in any orifice you use it on, especially with that much friction

Why would I clean up after myself when I don't make a mess in the first place?
>preferred kinoplex has power recliners
>recline to better absorb kino, fully return to default position before leaving
I guess this qualifies.

>tipping people for doing the bare minimum of their job, for which they are being paid by their employer, whom you are already paying and generating profit for even after payroll obligations by being a customer of that business

Not even once.

>tipping on shit like cab fare, which is already the explicit charge for the service provided
>30-55% tip at restaurant
>tipping takeout for packing the food... to be TAKEN OUT
>$20 tip at FAST FOOD
>$20 tip AFTER gratuity is already being charged on room service bill, BWAAAAAA TIP-CEPTION BWAAAAAAA

Absolutely fucking delusional, goddamn this pic is an avalanche of retardation.

>*unzips broom and dustpan*
>forbidden technique: felling chysanthemum blossom strike!

Heh, nothing personnel KEKumber.

Absolutely based.

Shit I've worked here for 2 years and never thought of that
I'm gonna do that from now on

I paid 8+ dollars for my ticket, 20+ dollars for a soda, candy, and small popcorn. If you're gonna extort me like that you bet your ass I'm gonna purposefully make a mess. I'll make you work for your money. Now obviously I torrent everything, and rarely go to the movies unless my father invites me, and we buy our snacks at the the target downstairs, but the point remains. Fuck movie theaters and their prices.

Overwhelmingly based

>disc jockey
>$100-$300
This is fucking oath

Ok now hold up. I understand you're shit posting, but this is serious.

Melinnieals are finding any reason at all to get out of working. It's not a hard job. Sweep a fucking broom for Christ sakes. This is job security. This is like a doctor telling people not to get sick or like a computer programmer telling customers to stop wanting features.

Just because one melinneal whines about doing his job doesn't mean we should decline them of this job security and we don't need to coddle them to make their jobs easier and we especially don't need to do their work without pay.

Rate my song I just wrote in 3 minutes about having to be inspected for being single white movie goer. It goes as such:

FFFFFFFFFFFUCK!
HOW CAN THEY DO THIS
WHEN I GO THERE TO CUM
HOW CAN THEY SEARCH ME
WHEN I DONT HAVE A GUN
IM ONLY IN IT TO SCHLICK IT
LET ME HAVE MY LIL FUN

FFFFFFFUCK FUCK FUCK
SING WITH ME
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SING WITH ME
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I'M ALL ALONE
I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS
NO ONE CARES WHAT I SAY
I BURNED ALL MY BRIDGES
I GUESS I'LL CROSS ANOTHER DAY

BUT I CANT EVEN GO SPANK IT TODAY
OR TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY
CAUSE THEY THINK ILL PULL SOMETHING ELSE OUT TO GO AND SPRAY

FFFFFFFUCK FUCK FUCK
SING WITH ME
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ENCORE MOTHERFUCKER.
MOSH.
MOSH.
JACK YOUR FUCKING DICKS YOU PUSSIES.

IM YANKIN MY DICK LIKE A FUCKIN LUNATIC
I DONT GIVE A SHIT BITCH I KNOW THAT IM SICK
SPIT HOT CUM BITCH THE PRESSURE IS ON
EMPTY MY SACK I DID IT FOR FUN
SAW ME FOAMIN QUESTION WHAT I WAS ON

NOTHIN
nothin but the sweet sensation of having some fun

JACKIN MY DICK, WATCHING IT SWING
CLEAN UP MY CUM
JACKIN MY DICK, WATCHING IT SWING
CLEAN UP MY CUM

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JACK LIKE A SPORT, HUNG LIKE A HORSE
THE WAY MY DROPS HIT IT SOUNDS LIKE MORSE
SIGNAL THE BITCH, ITS ABOUT TO GET WORSE
RUN YOU SLUT CAUSE HERE I CUM

JACKIN MY DICK, WATCHING IT SWING
CLEAN UP MY CUM
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I DRINK SO MUCH
I THINK IM LOSING MY SHIT
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I bet if they look hard enough they can find all sorts of wallets. One person I know lost two wallets at the movie theater that were found, and there's all sorts of wallets that people left at theaters back in the '40s and '50s that were never found until they tear apart the theater for renovations half a century later.

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>Cinemas forced to pay wages to an army of millennials hired to clean between showings, because entitled cunts dump their shit everywhere
>Entitled cunts proceed to whine about ticket and concession prices

You can't have it both ways

I just pirate tickets.

Me and my friends had a tradition when we would go to the theater of crowning the biggest dweeb in our group with the jumbo bucket of popcorn after refilling it 10 minutes before the end of the movie. Pretty much everybody had a go at least once or twice but there was one kid who ended up being the popcorn king 8/10 because he was such a dingus. Eventually he got so pissed off that he slipped off to the bathroom and ordered himself his own jumbo bucket of popcorn in preparation for his crowning. When we dumped the bucket on his head he hopped out of his chair and spasmodically rand down to the end of the aisle where he had stashed his bucket, then proceeded to run along the aisle littering the bucket onto all of us.

We went to the theater sometimes 3 or 4 times a week for at least a year. No idea why we were never banned.

He's emotionally overwhelmed by having to do his simple job

I once got jumped by a group of cinema workers for continually making a mess on purpose

AMA

Me and my friends use to go out looking for nerd groups like you to bully

Why does he have a manual vacuum cleaner? In the UK you could demand your company provide you with a powered one.

You would have been crowned lord-emperor of popcorn buckets in eternitam if you tried it. We rolled 8 deep at a minimum.

underrated post

>functioning urinal on the right

lol

Been working at a movie theater for over 9 years. That mess is fucking busch league. Kid needs to stop being a fucking pussy.

Vacuum's run into issues with popcorn - All the fucking oil and fake butter in it clogs filters like a motherfucker. You spend more time cleaning the vacuum out between shows than you do cleaning the theater.

a joke obviously you dipshit

this is clever b8 or it was written by a fucking housewife

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Useful info.

i hope to god someone has read this, took it seriously and offered some priest 500 dollars at a funeral

That's fucking nothing. Look at how neat it looks. Barely any sweeping involved, and no mopping

or i'd literally just let the bullet sweepers get the trash with the bullets? Why would someone waste a breath on telling some unhinged dude to pick up their (your) scraped clean popcorn bag?

maybe give the staff a powerful vaccum with a wide nozzle that can suck up every fucking thing instead of a little broom

>censoring yourself

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I hope 30 of that is going in a 401k

>those hotel staff suggestions
Unless I am at a 5 star luxury resort they are not getting a fucking penny.

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Fuck I love my job as Amazon security. There's a bluetooth switch to turn off the cage, so we flick that then just shock the wagey while telling him to get back to work.

You're a Janitor that sells tickets to movies I don't see the problem here.

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No because I dont leave a mess in the first place.

haha i did this one, an employee was waiting outside the bathroom and i ran out of the store lmao

>needing to clean up
I just walk in and watch a movie, no eating or drinking from me

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I'm only a slob at home so yeah of course I do.

>wagie complaining they have to clean when it's what they were hired to do

What the fuck??
Does this shitlib little faggot think the Thai maids complain when I leave multiple condoms, lube and sometimes bits of poop I couldn't wash down in the shower in the hotel bathroom?

wagies btfo

I bet if you murdered the boss who posted this, literally nobody would care

I don't eat or drink in the theater because I can go a few hours without food. I'm an Amerilard oddity

>Americans
You realise your the only country in the world that tips right? The only country that gets customer to supplement the workers wage with a guilt system instead of the employer so only paying a reasonable wage.

In aus tips are usually only a thing in bars and for the sole purpose the people tipping like extra shots or getting served when wasted, things like that. Situations like that when the worker is going BEYOND what is expected.
The idea of tipping a faggot to deliver a plate of food that they didn't even make and wipe up the table after is rediculous.
I'd rather put in my order to the chef myself and carry it over then wipe the table down with a wetone after.

>pooping in the shower
hello Singh

>give to the chef direct and carry it myself

Pub counter meals are truly the best way to eat

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>the stairs are still free
>for now

I am a naturally clean person so wherever I situate myself will be clean when I depart. My companions do not hold themselves to the same standards though and it appears many of you fail to do so as well. But, as I always say to each their own and do as you will, live, love, laugh fuck niggers, kikes, spics, women, and faggots and fuck janny

I used to have this mentality until I realized that eating while watching made me ultra concentrated. Like when I recently saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood I got a hot pretzel with cheese, a large popcorn and large slushie and it basically made me hyper- concrentrated In basically a zen-like state for the whole experience. Keep in mind I’m only 5’11 140 lbs.

Oh...that's why the commies hate landlords

>$15-$20 PER bag
stopped reading right there

$100 just to take a families bags lol was this made by a bellhop

Damn dude nice bait. Mind if I save that image?

>You mean.... the money that comes into my bank account... the money that the kinoplex company gives me... is actually meant to be in exchange for a service on my part.... and that I am required not only to turn up in uniform and talk to my friends in the staffroom.... but also compete tasks and duties as per my contract with my employer...?

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Great see you next year boss