Shields down, Mr. Worf

good

>not caring about jews fighting over Spider-Man movie rights
You probably don't even care about the CBS/Viacom merger either, do you?

William STRIKER

Striker, Williams

based riker

You are, Number Six.

Why was Riker so horny?

Riker wishes he can convert his fat into muscle.

big balls. You see the way he sits?

It all makes sense

What's wrong with sex?

I didn't say that at all, user. I asked why Riker was so horny.

Some people are born to paint, or play flutes, or collect geodes. Riker was born to fuck.

Did you see the women who threw themselves at him? How could he say no?

>Riker was born to fuck.
We're all born to fuck, user. Reproduction is the only purpose we have.

>lasers

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Well yeah but when you're undeniably good at it you develop those skills to the best of your abilities. Everyone on the Enterprise had a hobby, Riker's was making people feel good. He wasn't horny he was just making the universe a better place for everyone.
Not all heroes wear capes kind of thing.

>He never got to fuck a Caitian girl
IT'S NOT FAIR

Riker isn't into furry shit.

>implying anyone could say no

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>tfw buff riker will never tell you about his sexual organs

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he can practise the riker manoeuvre on me if he wants

>One of the little known changes Blackman made to the Theiss designed uniforms of seasons 1 and 2 was the addition of pockets to some of the costumes in season 3. Frakes used to sneak pieces of deli meat from the craft service table and when the cameras weren't rolling he'd slip his hand in his pocket and then sniff his fingers. I once found a rotting pork chop in one of costumes that had been put into permanent storage. The smell was unbelievable. (Cinefantastique, Vol. 38, No. 4, February 2003.)

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he's the ship's first officer dingus

How many awkward conversations with Doctor Crusher do you think he had about her curing random space STD's lol

He probably went to one of the other sickbays with those problems.

There are others? I feel like in every episode they only show the one that Beverly works at

the madman

Supposedly there are three sickbays on the ship. I like to imagine they're segregated like class sections on the Titanic. Crusher's is the largest and gets all the best supplies and treats the top officers. Selar's is the middle class sickbay, which doesn't have all the bells and whistles of Crusher's sickbay but still has a dedicated and hardened staff. Then there's a lower class sickbay for ensigns which is more of a homeless clinic where they boil needles and recycle medical equipment and records sometimes go missing. There's a high turnover rate as staff transfer to other postings. That's where Riker goes to treat his space herpes.

ANNOUNCEMENT
THIS IS THE SORT OF SIMPLE, FUNNY AND ORIGINAL THREAD THAT GENERALS KILL
SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FAGGOT NIGGERS BUMP THOSE FUCKING GENERALS?
THE MIDDLE AGED FAGGOT ONE IS EVEN MORE TOXIC THAN THE TRANNY ONE
NO STAR TREK THREAD UP IS BETTER THAN A BAD STAR TREK THREAD UP FFS

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A really embarrassing incident involving too much Ferengi wine. Picard is one cruel fucker.

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Riker is powerless without the beard, everyone knows that

>MIDDLE AGED FAGGOT ONE
>TRANNY ONE
what did he mean by this

you realize ensigns are still officers right? where would the enlisted and civilians go to medical? retard

Nobody cares about what happens to them.

Troi brap ASMR

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He even gets off to watching hologram pretty ladies play harp alone in his room. And on top of that he doesn't give a fuck. Plus he seduced basically a demigod at her own bar in front of a teenager.

She has access to all his medical issues.

I smell rapefic fodder

>implying guinan didn't take the ten forward job because she wanted to fuck riker
watch every scene with the two of them, Guinan is practically begging for Riker to unwrap his chocolate fuckbunny

holy fuck those kicks, from both of them, incredible

Hahaha that fucking body double

c-captain
I'M JUST BULKING

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I don't know, yet...

How old are you and how much money do you have?

Reminder that Brent Spiner raped the cat

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absolutely based general hater, fuck those friend simulator faggots

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>Warf's eye bulges

Dude looks like he'd fly out into the vacuum of space First Contact style and bare fist his way into that tiny ship and rip the heads off of everyone in that ship before he took the surrender joke well

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It's the children's favorite day.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zDqq18kqGvs&list=PLKA_WqdzIF5XlKBO60F4YBW20qElfoQ6y&index=20

Why do they write Michael Burnham as such a dumb impulsive senseless nigger?

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Is this modern art?

I assumed it was this. It's just I've never seen other works where people are called "number [rank]".

lol wtf am i reading

> Cinefantastique, Vol. 38, No. 4, February 2003
oh well done

So that's why his ship is the USS Titan

I bet he's packing the biggest anaconda in Alaska

oh my

You should shop this into Thanos

Rikanos or Thanker?

>[...]Although Brent Spiner got into drugs, he didn't get into narcotics to the degree that his co-star Spot did. Spiner often had to carry his friend and colleague through whatever nightmare Spot was creating for the two of them. According to Spiner, when Spot wasn't on cat grass or feline supplement X she got deep into 'the nip', and it made her performances dangerous. "We were doing a script reading on set once and she jumped off the sound stage and sprayed the producers with urine, marking her scent. It was a the infamous 'up is no' scene, and she was coughing up furballs everywhere. "She was really f*cked up that day. We had to use the spray bottle three times". Two months later, Spot became pregnant and the rumor mill at Paramount exploded. Who could be the father of Spot's kittens? "A lot of people pointed the finger at me" claims Spiner, adding that he was in Hawaii filming a Burger King commercial when the alleged conception took place. When Rick Berman, the show's producer was pressed on the subject of off the books personal checks written to Spot, he offered no comment.

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neat, I guess I'll look for a pdf and read it

I dont remember Riker ever being a shapeshifter