Who was the Janetty?

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giant ultra chicken was always lame

>Obelisk
Can't be destroyed my magic/traps

anime: Ra > Obelisk > Slifer
irl: Obelisk > Slifer > dogshit > Ra

FUCk
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reminder that Seto Kaiba is the best pure duelist in the world, and doesn’t rely on performance enhancing Egyptian artifacts to win duels

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I think that's ultra mega chicken

sorry it's been a while

WTF how are these cards supposed to work?

>this card cannot be used in a duel
they're collecters' editions, the real ones are watered down versions with actual rules and effects

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they're for high T chads

What's the lore behind the V2 of these guys from GX season 1?

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These are bad, Obelisk is the best one effect-wise.

>Hey, can I see those for a sec?

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these are so fucking gay

NOT ON YOUR LIFE, FAGGOT

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based

>tfw just built a rokkets deck with the new structure deck
>my gf plays fur hires
>we both get mad when we lose to each other

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I always thought Slifer was the coolest but all three designs are pretty sweet

I hate that Slifer is the only one that didn't get nerfed. They nerfed Ra so much he's now the weakest of the three God cards. It's ironic that in the show they put such an emphasis on special summoning Ra from the graveyard, and then when they finally turned him into a real card they made it so he can't be special summoned at all.

These were so fucking lazy. The Ra knockoff is the only one that looks significantly different.

Egyptian God Phoenix is a different card though.

Friendly reminder that Joey is the absolute best duelist in the entire series. He doesnt use money or magic to win, he made it to the semi finals in a torunament for a game he literally picked up 3 days before hand and uses hand me down cards. He technically beat Marik but lost to a technicality. Seto and Yugifags on suicise watch.

He won most of his duels on a fucking coin flip.

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>playing the inferior card game

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>ATK/DEF: ?
so what the fuck happens when you play that card exactly?

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You don't play it, it's not a playable card.

This is the legal version.

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Irl: dogshit > all of them

no that would be joey

Those dice he had were so fucking broken, if you roll a 6 on turn 1 you can turn a 1000 dmg monster into a 6000 dmg one.

>no infinity attack obelisk
so gay

He’s a 3rd rare duelist, with a 4th rate deck.

>would have defeated Yami Marik + Ra if not for refduel
>Takahashi has confirmed that he's defeated Yami Yugi
>ZERO god cards
Joey is unironically the best duelist in the series

Not like it matters much when Obliesk can't be destroyed by effects, magic or traps and has more ATK and DEF than 90% of monsters.

based

graceful dice only works on cards with 500 ATK or less, dicelet.

no he just can't be targeted. so he can get raigeki'd or dark hole'd or gilford'd or any other kind of bullshit.

i'd just play with my friends and if you had the god card you got all the effects from the show lol

Man Ra is so fucking nerfed, not even Obelisk got fucked that hard.

>can't be destroyed by effects, magic or traps and has more ATK and DEF than 90% of monsters.
literacy isnt your strong suit i see

I won my first duel ever with a time wizard shit was cash

>tfw Slifer is called Osiris the Sky Dragon in the original
Why bother changing that and not the other two? Murrican censorship strikes again.

EVERY DUELIST GET ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW

THIS IS A ROBBERY
I NEED EGGS TO DUEL
GIVE ME THE GOLDEN EGGWICH
>this was a actual plot to gx

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Of course not. It's Kaiba's fucking pet card.

ackchthually it is the "Sky Dragon of Osiris"

One of the WB execs' last name is Slifer, that's where that bullshit comes from.

NO MATTER WHAT

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Taking all cards into account, is this a hard game to learn?

i was rewatching the series to write the plot of that porn game and when this came out i almost started crying for how much i was laughing

that's not even mentioning that the creator thought "Obelisk" was an egyptian god lmfao.

>only american character
>places gun face up in attack position

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honestly even when they introduced the syncro shit i was completely lost. like i understand the mechanics of the game but motherfuckers take like 20 minute turns summoning shit nonstop now.

It was quite simple when it begun, nowadays it's a fucking mess with all the types of summons, monster zones and the gazillion monster cards added.

Pegasus was american too, dumdum.

it's auschwitz mode summoned skull though

I got out when Blackwings were meta. I have no fucking idea what the hell pendulum and the blue prism cards are. Or the shit with the arrows. Shit's really confusing now.

Na, he cheated against yugi in duleist kingdom by threatening suicide

anyone wish toon world cards weren't terrible?

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I got out when Lightsworns/Gladiators/DARK were meta and then came back shortly after when Blackwings became meta, the synchro shit had already gotten out of control by then and it only got worst, can't believe people kept playing until xyz and pendulum became a thing.

*ahem* you now remember that in the episode where Yugi duels against PaniK a song is played titled "I'm not gonna panic" as the duel happens in montage form

Pegasus was too classy to be American.

The dub is so fucking different from the original. It's barely the same show.

>Being an American, Pegasus has a tendency to use English words when speaking in the Japanese version.
>Maximillion Pegasus first met Cecelia at a party thrown by his businessman father in Las Vegas 14 years before Duelist Kingdom. The two fell in love and made plans to live together. Pegasus often spent time painting portraits of her. (In the dub, the two got married.) Cecelia died of illness at the age of 17.

but he was an american

I'm not the guy you were replying to, I know he's American.

Pegasus sounds like an utter retard in the Japanese version.

>blba blaa blaanemnoro DESSSSSSSuu

>mfw won a duel vs a friend who summoned ra with pic related because he paid too many LP
Playable Ra is truly a piece of shit

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>own a billion dollar company
>access to every single card ever made
>the best egyptian god card
>still loses
Kaibafags, eat shit. He's a fag and so are you.

The card literally says that. How could you destroy Obliesk with any of those if you can't target with them?

It was God of the Oblesik in Japanese nigger

I'd say this is a shit bait but you do seem genuinely retarded, the cards mentioned above don't target anything, they just destroy everything, they don't need to be pointed at a monster for them to work as intended

Perfect Ra counter right here

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He has the same inflections in the dub, it's nearly 1:1.
>Mmmmmmm let's duel Kaiba-BooOooy!

jej

>want to get these two cards cause they're cool and stuff
>one is Secret rare the other is Ultra rare
>no Ra to go with them

Why are they deliberately preventing me from giving them money by not having these as a matching set? Do they not know how autistic oldfag collectors are?

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dark hole, raigeki, lightning vortex, mirror force. off the top of my head. you're the worst type of person to play against in any card game.

Nah I like them. Toon World' been my fav card ever since I pulled it out of a birthday pack as a kid and then Toon Summoned Skull a couple packs later. I'm glad they finally came out with a bunch of support lately, finally let me make my Pegasus deck from all my Magic Ruler cards I packfished all those years ago. Relinquished support too.

*draws a card*

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>ATK isn't equal to the ATK of the tributed monsters
>"can" pay til 100 is left which is Konami-ish for you either pay til 100 is left or you can't raise his attack at all
why does this card even exist

just make the OP version real and then ban it

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STOP

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early dubu had such an aura of cock tease christian girl, shame she's full slut now.

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True

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OH SHIT HERE WE GO BROS, I DREW IT

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>ifunny
neck yourself

IF DUBS YOU STOP NOW

I've assembled all five special cards. All five pieces of the puzzle.
Exodia Obliterate!!

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nice spongebob image plebbitor

He was just playing mind games with weak ass yugi. The most important part of a duel happens outside the board. Had the roles been reversed Kaiba would have attacked without hesitation.

r8 my fixing of legal Ra

>This card requires three tributes to tribute summon.
>The special and tribute summoning of this card cannot be negated.
>This card is sent to the graveyard during the endphase of the turn it is special summoned.
>The ATK and DEF of this card become equal to the total ATK and DEF of its tributes.
>Once per turn, the controller of this car can pay LP x100 to increase the ATK of this card by an equal amount to the LP paid.

Immortal Phoenix mode remains its own card, however, change its text to:
>This card is sent to the graveyard during the end phase of ITS CONTROLLER'S turn.

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Trash.

I liked this guy.

Not bad; better than the shit that Konami did.

Whoops

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The only change this card needs is that it can also be summoned from the deck when Ra gets sent to the graveyard, that's all.
When Immortal mode goes to the graveyard you get the sphere.
Legal Ra should just be some fancy Yubel that the opponent can't get rid of.

Fucking chad. patrician choice.

i love the yang zing archetype, it was my best deck at the time and it had the coolest artwork.

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There's lots of things you can run to get Phoenix into the graveyard first. I've got a Marik based deck that's basically cards that just let you keep bringing out Ra then Phoenix three or so times using some fairly simple deck to graveyard and graveyard to deck cards.

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Synchros are for faggots tho

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>synchros
Yikes

Cast him

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The Aesir monsters actually got me to add Synchros to my decks to build a Nordic deck.

They're the only ones I accept. I actually want to build a flower cardian deck tho and that'd have synchros. Honestly if the concept is neat enough I don't mind them, they're not degenerate like pendulums or links at least. Xyz I have no opinion on.

>leave Exodia to me...

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You need to have 2 additional monsters on the field after the 3 it takes to sacrifice to even get him out. Explain how this effect is even plausible let alone good?

Tokens.

>cope

slifer just kills the tokens immediately

Honestly being a YGO oldfag is pretty good with all the legacy support they put out for classic shit.

I mean fuck, they even even put out a Castle Stromberg card and archetype and Valkyries and that was just shitty filler.

The question wasn't what God cards counter eachother.

This part was so kino. I had shivers. Also the ending where Kaiba goes to the afterlife to have a card game with Yugi was great.

What does Yea Forums think of Little Kuriboh?

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The reason why it goes to the grave if special summoned is due to cards only effecting the god mons for 1 turn.

He's the only one with a fixed Atk stat. Slifer needs you to have a hand of 4 to be as strong, and that is unlikely. No need to mention Ra because he's trash.
Also as the other dude mentionned; tokens

That's correct yes, which is why I included it.

I guess it is too hard to make that a blanket effect since most cards didn't effect them at all, but some had a temporary effect.

It creates too many weird ruling decisions to have the blanket "one turn" rule just due to equip cards, continuous cards, cards that activate in one turn then wait and have a second effect activate in another turn, etc. The special summon rule keeps the "spirit" of the anime card even if it's obtuse and a bit retarded.