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Asher Morgan
Nolan Parker
Okay, lemme correct you real quick buddy. I don't think you really grasp what it takes to absolutely KILL on the mic at The Store, at the Laugh Factory, at the Ha-Ha etc. Sure you see comedians on stage telling bits casually, having fun but what you don't see - and can NEVE understand - id the countless hours, the sleepless nights, the refining and forging of a bit, of a joke over and over again running the material through open mics and sets until it's perfect and you straight up MURDER on stage; until you're an ASSASSIN on the mic. It's a lot like the old master blacksmith folding a katana over and over 10000 times till it's solid, perfect, and impenetrable.
That. Is Comedy.
Parker Gomez
*Bill Burr pre-Nia
Adrian Gonzalez
what does the N stand for?
Gabriel Hill
Boys have swag, Men have DRIP
Dominic Wood
kill yourself
Ryder Torres
i just showered dude, i shower twice a day
thank you bongbro
yeah the can smell my lack of discipline
kek
Cooper Russell
Maycee is a real one
Cooper Perez
real UGLY ONE LOL
Jordan Russell
forgot louie
Anthony Sanders
>born primitive
why do white people want to devolve into cavemen so bad?
Liam Price
I’m rooting for the nip.
Julian Hill
because the top of the mountain turned out to be overrated
Jose Parker
>T.Chang from Sheffield
Jackson King
first for goobys bulge
Ryder Anderson
Brody Barnes
>Started doing resistance training
>Can already see changed in contours of my chest only 2 weeks in
I understood the concept of noobie gains, but damn that is quick.
Kevin Thomas
There can't be that many fans voting. We could legit change history.
Michael Davis
Rogan only got a pitty slot on shows because of Dana
Adrian Morgan
Please give link
Owen Gonzalez
>did you go to pf changs after that fight
I have honestly not laughed harder in months. Ariel is the fucking man
Christian Jones
yeah it's pretty fucking fast
you bulking?
Anthony Edwards
heem is 10 people tops. if there's more than 10 people regularly posting on heem at this point, i'll eat my own shit
Leo Nelson
Hope that the chink gets fucking killed
Camden Bailey
Take pics I didn't think it was that big of a difference until I looked at myself before and after
Aiden Howard
simp faggots will do anything for a wiff of pussy
Brandon Kelly
I am not even training seriously. Most of my life I have been a slouch. Last year I picked up running. This year I am starting my gym journey. I have just been doing pushups here and there. I have noticed strength gains already and very small, but still noticeable gains on my chest. Middle portion is slightly more filled out.
Juan Cook
I moved in a house recently, moved in a new house in LA. Whenever you move in a new house, it's always weird, but it's even weirder in the middle of a pandemic. So I move into the house, my girl goes, "Papi, papi, I've seen the neighbors, they're pretty old, they're pretty, let's play it safe, they're probably covid conscious. Why don't you just go over and introduce yourself, right, I'll bake some Mexican cookies, and you go over there." I'm like, "What the fuck's a Mexican cookie, what are you talking about? It's like a chocolate chip with sauce all over it, what are you talking about?" Like, "That's a terrible idea, just, I'll take it, I'll figure it out."
Levi Howard
what exercises are you doing? I'm trying to incorporate that in my routine
Nolan Ross
More like Ku-don't!
Benjamin Richardson
They have a ref cam kek
Caleb Hall
just rolled with my grindr match
Noah King
wat
David Gutierrez
white incel seethe
Jaxson Watson
Does he really say his wife calls him Papi?
Samuel Taylor
No way. Maybe in the begging stages of the relationship. Now he is lucky if she calls him at all.
Cooper Moore
Give me link please bros
Adrian Bennett
Jesus. Context? Is she actually dead?
Elijah Gonzalez
you should train some combat sports, like no-gi jiu-jitsu, muay thai, w/e you'll love it
>Middle portion is slightly more filled out.
if you feel some weird pain in the middle of the chest (like in the ribs) that's normal, you just need to train your back more
/fit/ told me so, i took it at face value
William King
heem doccy
Blake Thompson
It's fake idiot
Daniel Myers
Angel Gomez
How would I know that, b?
Benjamin Miller
>idiot
>implying if it was real it wouldnt be par for the course
Kayden Sanders
HOLY HEARTLET
KILL YOURSELF CHINKNADIANS
Nolan Reed
wooo
Nathaniel Perez
No I am not feeling any pain in my chest. I do have to work my back tho, and have to be careful with it. I don't mind taking it slow. And yeah I would like to pick up some combat training down the line.
Jaxon Bennett
Relaxed.
Christian Butler
It is seriously impressive how slowly old people fall.
Eli Howard
two drug addicts get in a fight. One kills the other
Dominic Johnson
Pillowfisted or not, Sean will always be the most based UFC fighter
Chase Diaz
right on dude
life will be much better, you'll see
Blake Lee
Fucking scum. There was no reason to beat on the old man.
I fucking hate cowards and thieves like this more than anything.
Jacob Allen
KEK shut the fuck up you delusional retard
Shitland is a comolete fake meme npc
Costa already exposed how fake he really is
Nathaniel Long
>tf
>tp
Holy mother of cringe lmao. Can tell this dude gets NO (and I mean ZERO) bitches fr fr
Hunter Perez
sean is a beta larping as a sigma
David Flores
Colby would literally kill Jorge in a street altercation which is why Jorge resorted to a sneak attack while wearing a disguise.
Austin Green
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jordan Rivera
>tf
>tp
of course a mutt is a npc retard who doesn't see through his bullshit
dilate back
Chase Long
When you start exercising the muscles get inflamed for a while because of the muscle breakdowns, it usually goes away after a while because the body adapted to the intensity, healed and you might stall eventually.
Im not trying to discourage you, but remember that when you notice that you aren't making progress anymore and/or when your chest doesn't seem as big anymore is because your body adapted to the workload so you need to increase volume, intensity and/or frequency.
I know is pretty obvious but i see a lot of people saying they stall on their routines and they have been doing the same thing for months, is important to overload either by increasing the difficulty, volume and/or frequency.
Ian Johnson
gringo pawlpi got the haters in shambles
Xavier White
What are you even getting that mad about when you're 80+?
Carson Sanchez
jorge lobotomized colby with just one punch
William Gutierrez
>HOLY HECK PAPI STEAKHOUSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME IN I NEED TO SAFELY CONTACT THE POLICE
fer sure little fella
Ethan Brown
hollow words from a pitter patterer. Seans dad should have cut his nuts off instead of subjecting us to this decision bum.
Owen Russell
It's heem or be heemed out here bapacita, only those that die in combat see Valhalla
Kevin Long
Hahahahahaha, this dude is losing his godamned mind!
Matthew Perry
Of course I want to press charges on that subhuman animal officer.
Landon Davis
justin pasties doesnt stand a chance! lol!
Luke Diaz
why did shaub throw his ar15 at the mountain lion instead of just shooting it?
Ryder Ortiz
Why was the 3 year old dealing crack and not heroin ask Chappelle dawg.
Jacob Nguyen
Had to give the mountain lion a fair fight with an ar15
Parker Morales
HEEM UNTIL I DIE MOTHERFUCKERS AHHHHHHHH
Jace Walker
Chase James
I get it, b and I am not discouraged at all. I was not expecting any results from what I am doing. Again, this is just pushups through out the day I am surprised that it has yielded anything.
Isaac Gray
thicccers thicccums thiccceeess