IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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But why? The story ended.
>2/3 were razzi tier
>everything the filmmakers have put out since then have been ever worse
why are you excited for this
>Inb4 it's "The One vs The Whole"
gibe them money bigot
lol fucker's out of money
Why would Keanu agree to ruining his legacy?
more keanu kino on the cards
Resurrection is a big part of chosen one stories. Even the end of the third film said he'd be back one day.
I like how John Wick gained two spare chins during the short timeline of John Wick, wondering how would they explain his aging in Matrix. But if he's going to look like he is now in the "real world" scenes and Neo in the Matrixc would be CGI oh him young it might turn out good.
Cant ruin anymore than 2 and 3 did
3 was enough for me
and the animatrix
keanu probably could do a good job if the writing was decent
carry-anne moss makes no sense. its not like neo where its hinted he is still alive. trinity was dead. hardcore dead.
But Neo and Trinity fucking died
>It's not a Second Renaissance movie
>It's not any animatrix adaptation
So how is Trinity back?
Watch this be a prequel or something that takes place between the first and second movie.
NO ONE EVER REALLY DEAD
Can't wait for 4 dimensional hologram terminators
Yeah but Trinity died too
There will be a scene explaining that transgender people in Matrix have a faulty digital self image because they are their robots got their gender in the real world wrong, I'm 99% positive of this.
Are leather BDSM outfits and sunglasses still cool in 2019?
TRAILER OMG
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he's too much of a nice guy to say to the persons responsible for his biggest success.
>fujin habbnin!!!!
i no dese poeple
Except Neo literally resurrected in the first movie
calling it now: it's gonna be tranny bullshit
I mean it's gotta be a soft-reboot for a new cheap universe, right? Think TFA, but they actually got a plan.
Crazy trannies tho
I read that as "Trinity is black"
time to take a break from this board
HOP IN
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Final Boss
because the original trilogy didn't have a ton of trans subtext, right?
The trannies did leave it open ended. Matrix 2 & 3 were actually one movie
man if that's what you're going in expecting that's all you're gonna see
Historical revisionism
There will be trannies
Based why poster exposing the bullshit.
Watching this over and over on the special features disc was comfy af.
>not making a prequel trilogy
it's almost as if nobody learnt the lessons from starwars
not really though
There was almost something like that in the first one.
Carrie Ann is old as fuck.
The closest thing was the character of Switch.
>u thot u knew the truf
>ywn betray the human resistance on the condition that the machines jack you back into the matrix as a thick milf
damn
He didn't resurrect, he simply didn't die when his Matrix avatar was destroyed. There's a massive fucking difference.
who are you fooling
Sense8 was a fucking masterpiece
>making a live action adaptation of something where the entire point was that it was animated
>How and where the plot takes off is unknown at this time as is the role of Morbius
>Morbius
it's gonna suck
I'm done with hollywood
Wow the Wachowskis had 4 children and they all became directors.
So did Star Wars.
I've been meaning to rewatch the trilogy. How does it hold up today guys? Is it worth watching again? I have fond memories of the first one. But most of its charm back then was "woah look at all these brand new techniques".
the only correct post on Yea Forums right now
Do not blaspheme the good name of Speed Racer
Metaphorical imagery aside the second renaissance is potential sci-fi epic kino
>How is Neo and Trinity alive?
I speculated for years how to bring them back if the Matrix happens. They either preserve their brain and kept them alive within the Matrix or maybe they have the technology to actually preserve their entire bodies kept hidden somewhere or something. Or maybe they just revived their dead bodies somehow? This is the only way I think this would happen. I highly doubt they would pull off some prequel bullshit considering they're old. And I don't think they'd pull off that de-aging bullshit either. They're simply alive but the question is how?
>an overrated franchise that people only remember with nostalgia goggles
>a mediocre-at-best first film that aged terribly and two godawful sequels that people realised were shit at the time
>literally no one asked for more films
>"hey, what if one of the mentally ill directors of that terrible franchise made an even shittier fourth film?"
It was Gnosticism
Hey remember old beloved series? Now imagine SEQUEL.
Should I Explain my theory of "The Whole"?
He flatlined dude
reboot
hand over from old stars to new "stars"
gotta keep the money rolling in and keep the franchise
>WOW NOW WE CAN SPEND ANOTHER 2 HOURS WATCHING NIGGERS DANCE IN A CAVE FUCKING EPIC REDDIT XD
The real world was obviously just another level of the matrix and everyone is a tranny. Screencap this.
Money, obviously. Wachowskis have done flop after another and they desperately need a win.
no, it was neuromancer and anime
It still holds up very well, especially thanks to the fact that capeshit has dragged CGI quality down, so Matrix looks better than Black Panther.
Don't forget to watch the best of them aka Animatrix.
He probably needs a fat paycheck for some charity.
nah all they have to do is confirm the "Matrix within the Matrix" theory and they are good to go
capeshit, remakes, sequels, prequels, live action adaptations
atleast i got TV seriers right? no, capeshit, interracial propaganda, sequels, prequels .
Are tarantino and nolan the last 2 directors willing/able to make anything original that is good?
2/3 had an amazing story but were awful movies, i find it very strange actually
It's been a while since I watched 2 or 3, but wasn't the little girl at the end of the 3rd movie supposed to be The One reincarnated?
cant wait to see a movie thats going to focus on gender equality, diversity, etc. you know, the standard SJW fare.
this isnt going to be the action scifi movie you all remember.
I've never even seen the third movie
Do you think you life is better or worse because you spend your time imagining things you think your political opponents would say that would make you angry?
THE WACHOWSKIS HAVEN'T MADE A GOOD FILM SINCE THE 90S
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The indian girl? If youre talking about her you are retarded
It's bigger than the 2nd one.
The Matrix is my favourite film of all time
I didnāt mind the second one but hated the 3rd
I am very curious and terrified of how a fourth would play out
what the fuck does neuromancer have to do with matrix? the only pill that was relevant in neuromancer was the one that allowed the main character to switch genders and pop out a baby so there would be a plot twist at the end
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>slap it starts playing
'capped ;^)
maybe either
Peace failed. Matrix 4 is 500 years in the future and everything plays out exactly the same atleast for 25-50% of the movie
or
zion and real world was really just another layer of the matrix
trinity is literally molly, down to the mirrorshades.
>Are tarantino and nolan the last 2 directors willing/able to make anything original that is good?
Don't forget they are also the few of the big modern directors who go practical over CGI.
How and where the plot takes off is unknown at this time as is the role of Morbius and how that will be filled with some sources say the role may be recast for a younger version but that element has still not been made clear
>the role of morbius
>morbius
>MORBIUS
Jesus fucking christ.
The Matrix is already ruined so it's not like they have anything to lose.
but why
not according to the matrix online trumper
They're going to attempt to undermine/destroy the "redpill" meme with some scenes in this movie.
Scorsese? uhh ron howard?
Sure about that? Really?
Only if you're a bdsm fetishist
>it's not even both bro-gi-things
How the fuck is this retard going to do it without the other retard?
What happen to Michael B Jordan being in the movie. Did they give him the boot?
so why the other tranny dropped?
ABSOLUTELY
who knows?
I wonder how good are Wachowskis as a directors nowadays.
Even if they somehow restrain themselves from putting any gender/political shit in movie...
Will they be able to make it at least as tolerable as 2/3?
They are trannies now, that shit fucks with your brain hard. I doubt that they can create anything good or sane
>2019 Carrie Moss
Yikes
JUST
>In addition to Wachowski, the script was also written by Aleksandar Hemon and David Mitchell.
>Lana Wachowski
>No good script credits since first Matrix
>Aleksandar Hemon
>Worked on one episode of Sense 8, otherwise no sensible script credits, but supposedly competent novelist
>David Mitchell
>Writer and director of Under the Silver Lake and It Follows
I don't know what to think out of that trio really
Sati. She was the product of two programs, and wasn't supposed to exist in the Matrix.
Kinda like how you're the product of two parents with downs syndrome.
An anomaly.
It's not even both wachowskis
Mommy
speed racer is a fun watch and cloud atlus was pretty cool.
Sense8 is pretty good too but thats a netflix series made by them
>Reloaded was bad
literally wut, it was the best of the trilogy
the action scenes are all 10/10
Nolan is mediocre.
checked.
and also yes. but probably toned down a little like "it was always your choice deep down, it never was the pill, lƩ oracle blabla"
>Matrix
>Matrix Reloaded
>Matrix Revolutions
>Matrix ?
Stop posting pics of yourself Mr.Reddit
The directors are transwomen now.
I bet Neo will turn into a non-binary black woman halfway through the film
She wasnt the reincernation of neo if thats what youre implying. She was with the oracle in the matrix before neo died
Nobody ever said it only happens once. Have you people seriously never heard of the Second Coming?
Patrician
Le Dipshit
Keanu is getting old, you could see that in his moves in the latest john wick movie, dude should dail back on the action movies a bit.
Matrix Redilate
Mastrubatory anime fanservice.
> Neo... why did you not age at all ?
> Why did you ?
Anyone know why Lawrence Fishburn passed on the project?
Revengence
Matrix Insurrection
Thought that was a cat behind her
got my screenplay
She looks like the oracle now
Reconjigured
Honestly pretty well IMO. I hated Reloaded as a kid and now I think itās unironically great
>Matrix Convulsions
So what happens at the end? Neo destroys Smith so the machines decide they're fine with letting humans leave the matrix? How are they even gonna ask the humans if they want to stay or not, given that the matrix is obviously flawed since most people are miserable in it?
He was confused by who was Morbius.
#resistance
Resurgence
Resurrection
They need Keanu to get the support of the wide audience and have Jordan become the new Neo, who sees the Matrix within Matrix withing Matrix and finally ends the machine supremacy. And who also proves the red pill was always just a lie concocted by the machines,.
>MATRIX CHOP OFF YOUR PENIS AND TAKE DRUGS
It'll not be a win.
Still hot
the mirrorshades Molly has are quite a bit different from just wearing sunglasses, they are implants like her razor fingers. Maybe you could say there's some passing resemblance but they are not literally the same character.
Yeah, that's why
Fishburne still looks great with or without beard. A shaved Keanu looks terrible
there were survivors
The cast is what made it cool. Without them it would feel like high school youtuber tier action.
Rebirth
Restart
Reboot
Relive
Revert
Rewind
I was just confused to what the gravity of her part was. For some reason I thought they alluded to her being the next reincarnation, but then I remembered Neo was supposedly last reincarnation.
Matrix REEEEEEEEEEE
Is Carrie-Anne Moss still hot? I know the answer is probably no but she didn't hit the wall too hard did she?
Dayum, I'm liking this Phase 2 extra thicc Trinity.
Neo wakes up from his acid trip with Morpheus in the room at the start of the first film.
Becomes a tranny
End.
Enter the True Architect
>The visage of your extremities looks unequivocally anorexic, ergo,let us partake
REBUILD
you (cannot) jack in
>REEEEEEEEEE
i thought she was pretty hot in Jessica Jones.
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"Trinity" is Neo after transitioning
What I'm wondering is why is it only one of them involved? Why is the fat tall one passing on the project?
>tranny director
Yup its shit
Will pic related still be canon?
Both are shit tho, Nolans last good movie was Memento
Most likely
jesus christ i would absolutely ---love--- her
please stop it
Matrix: the Matrix Awakens
>Morbius
That name would actually fit him better now. The diabeetus hasn't been kind.
I liked it follows desu, unconventional idea
No worries I didnt mean to call you a retard thats just how we talk on this website
regurgitate
why is carrie anne moss in it?
No because only nerds care about that.
risdual self image. it's the mental projection of his digital self.
I swear to god Matrix series has the most unmemorable side characters ever.
Like after watching Reloaded and Revolutions in theaters at the time I had to double check if characters that were advertised on posters were even in it, and now I'm browsing this thread Matrix wiki and I don't remember most of them
Wine aunt.
Something like this, Keanu will be a blind captain or some shit trying to find the next The One (Jordan) and will have weird digital visions of Trinity where she inspires and motivates Keanu to keep going.
oh I remember her alright. what was her name again
STICKY FUCKING WHEN???????? THOR FUCKING RAGNAROK FUCKING TRAILERS GOT A STICKY. NEW TRANNY MATRIX 4 NEEDS A STICKY FAGGOT FUCK MODS
I guess it only applies for the 1% of humans who don't like the matrix and feel that sth is off
>with Keanu Reaves
the niggas dead. If they wanted a Matrix reunion they should have casted Carrie-Anne Moss in halle Berry's part in JW3
It will be funny to watch him do some kun fu shit, seeing his geriatric moves in john wick 3
the matrix redundancy
It's going to be a giant train wreck
I liked all 3 Matrix movies. But this is pointless. Trinity should be dead, Neo was left open-ended, but still - a comeback would really destroy his Jesus arc and sacrifice if he magically survives. And the Wachowskis are now mentally ill trannies who have lost any amount of creative spark they once had.
>he doesn't remember those milkers
Theo, Infinity, and Morbius. Supporting characters: Plank, Gozer, Diaper, Epoxy, and Bitch.
Renaissance
Witnessed. Thanks, user. I love you.
This.
2 had too much long fights and cheap philosophy. 3 was a mess.
Speed Racer was fucking great though it's basically their only good film after Matrix
I remember Monica Belucci, and I've seen her on posters but I literally went out of theater and thought "Was she even in this movie?". S
he had zero importance for the plot
The girl in the red dress is more memorable than half the heroes in the mcu.
reconnect
many people in zion lose their purpose or goal in life after the peace and fall into a depression. more and more want to go back into the matrix because daily life in zion sucks.
hilarity ensues
i hope they make a new video game. the original games for xbox were so cool.
1>2>3 anyone that disagrees is a plebian and didnt understand the movies. Its the only true answer and im being 100% unironic. That being said, theres no reason for a 4th one unless its a remake of 1.
kek
Matrix Re
The Matrix Reset
her cake scene was extremely memorable
A novelist and It Follows guy, this could actually be good. And "Lana" is the wimp of the two Wachowski bros so might be more willing to compromise when they tell him his ideas suck.
this desu.
They should bring back Ghost and Niobe.
It wasn't her who cakegasmed
I don't know if there was a bunch of stuff cut from the movie, or if they just gave the characters more backstory to the actors.
I remember an interview with Bonner Goddess Bellucci right when the second movie was about to release. She talked about how her character was like a psychic vampire that fed on emotions and a bunch of random shit that never made it to the final cut.
Matrix 2 and 3 already sucked, it can only get better, and even a bad movie stands more chance of being so-bad-it's-good.
The worst they could do is make a boring film.
Matrix: Revision
She looks pretty nice for a 51 years old white women.
speed racer is the most wachowski movie ever made and it's pure undiluted kino
>Lana Wachowski
oh
i guess he has a point
>51
she looks fine
She looks like a stern, mature and fuckable school headmistress these days.
Matrix Dilations
>white women
woman,you retarded chink.
The problem with Matrix 2 and 3 is that after the first there was not much left to top that.
For lame-ass scenes like the one that got cut from Terminator 2 where Trin motivates Neo to "get up!" and "keep going!"
Matrix remove kebab
>tfw you will never watch The Matrix in a theater again
Repetitions
>they're looking for Neo before he has grown up
>*gunfire erupts*
>the only way to save the world is if they can't find Neo because she's actually a woman
>*Trinity kills 30 agents with a golf ball*-snarkily says maybe then I'll actually be attracted to him
>abduct 5 year old Neo
>5 year old neo: this is how I feel already, it's like a miracle.
>Trinity: I'm already falling for her
What I remember about this character was being able to see her pussy through that transparent dress and looking forward to when it came out on DVD so I could masturbate to her.
>tfw Matrix screened 20 years ago
jesus!(neo)
Absolutely based, itāll be like a Matrix and John Wick crossover from the Wachowski sisters
jesus fuck balls the bra that's pushing those things it must be digging through the muscle in her back
The video game has a bunch of the supernatural shit going on in a level or two.
>sisters
wat?
haha imagine if they'd put her in tight latex again haha imagine her butt
Nah, you know what?
I take that back. You're retarded, user.
they should make a new animatrix instead t b h
matrix4: day of the neo
Monica Bellucci has nice Milkers without a push up bra
When I saw it in the theater people laughed when Keanu said āI know Kung fu.ā
These movies were never good, not even the original
Can someone let me know if sense8 is worth watching
You were supposed to laugh
Matrix Renegade
Restore
>Terminator 2
Nice try.
You know what's weird, is Revolutions was such a weird fever dream of a movie, everyone here is talking about bringing Neo back to life, but I've seen that movie like six times and I still couldn't tell you how the hell he died.
Like he jacked into the Matrix, made an orgasm face, there was some angelic imagery, and then...he's dead for...reasons.
I know it's been about a decade since I've seen the movie last, but what the fuck did he even die of?
>Entire reason for 4th movie is just to end the "red pill" meme
I liked the Matrix, 2 and 3 are ok nowadays even though they can't hold up. I learned later that it's heavily inspired by Dark City, what do you think about dark city?
they laughed? wtf i hate matrix now
I think that depends on how much you wish you could become a pretty girl.
IT'S M4TRIX, NOT "MATRIX 4"
haha she would probably get stuck everywhere because of how huge her ass is haha
>a mediocre-at-best first film
Dude no.
That movie single-handedly reinvented action movies. It influenced the way movies are shot and edited even today. The first movie is one of the best action movies ever made, not to mention how it dictated the general pop-culture aesthetic for an entire generation
The rest are garbage though, yeah.
When they died, those little machines came and grabbed their bodies and copied their minds over to be programs in the Matrix ala Transcendence. So you'll get some Ghost in the Shell motifs about whether they are still themselves, how much the machines changed them, whether their physical bodies ever even existed, whether their love is real. Could be poignant I guess.
LOL, the absolute state of degenerate trannies
wew.
>movie directed by a sick post op tranny
This garbage will be woke as fuck
Will they be referred to as the Wachowski Sisters this time? This will be fucking awful.
>It wasn't her who cakegasmed
Cakegasm?? Get your mind out the gutter. She just crapped her pants, is all.
Kill yourself
Now thereās a based nigga
>Even if they somehow restrain themselves from putting any gender/political shit in movie...
They couldn't "resist" putting gender/political shit in the *first* movie, so chances are low.
what happened to michael b jordan
>just crazy
yeah
>Like he jacked into the Matrix, made an orgasm face, there was some angelic imagery, and then...he's dead for...reasons.
Ok, I figured it's like this. Neo makes a deal with the machine leader about destroying Smith. He goes out in the Matrix to fight and defeat him while surviving the encounter. Figures it's pointless, Smith has become stronger than him. So he sacrifices himself by allowing Smith to take over his body. But by doing so Neo becomes Smith and thus the machine leader now has full control over Smith and deletes him since Neo was plugged into the Matrix through the machine leader.
Trannyism is a derivative of gnosticism anyway
If you die in the Matrix you die IRL, remember? And I mean I'm sure powering up as the One with that much power probably strained his entire body somehow. But even lets say he died I can imagine the robots trying to revive him somehow.
>Neo is dead
>Trinity is dead
>Smith has been deleted
What's the point?
John Goodman has never been in a bad show or movie. Therefore, you're the brainlet.
nice I guess
Can you remind me? I haven't re-watched the movie in a long time
And satanism
Speedracer is unironically 10/10 kino
the leaks look decent so far
>But even lets say he died I can imagine the robots trying to revive him somehow.
There is no reason to revive him, he did his job. My take on the Oracle saying they'll see "Neo" again one day is that another Chosen One will again appear someday in the future, just like how there were Chosen Ones before Neo.
Imagine getting this flustered over a shitpost.
Lmao what the fuck. I thought that all trannies try to enable each other as hard as they can.
He literally talks like someone from /pol/. It's hypocrisy of the highest caliber.
Fucking hell if he's indeed insane he should support him. What if his brother goes full 41%?
anyone know what the yellow pill is supposed to be?
>implying this isn't the sixth time we have remade it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Neo and Trinity might be preserved within the Matrix itself somehow. This is probably what's going to happen.
Worked for Mad Max and Spiderverse.
>The first movie is one of the best action movies ever made
Starting a retarded trend of stupid slow-motion and edgy school-shooter-inspo doesn't make a film good
He just keeps making more movies to tarnish the legacy of the Matrix and John Wick series.
Also Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions were decent action movies and it is a meme to hate them
Matrix Ragequit
You dont care about anything.
>just crazy
I mean, he is not wrong. Trans is basically a mental illness promoted in society as something normal. It's anything but. It's like saying schizophrenia is normal.
>Also Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions were decent action movies and it is a meme to hate them
Featuring Pierce Brosnan as the Architect
Holy fuck finally.... dreams do come true bois...
cough
The character Switch was a guy in the real world but a girl in the Matrix.
Also the entire movie is about breaking out of a strictly regimented reality into a world that is less "comfortable" but more true to personal identity.
Which, in the early 2000s, was easily read as your standard
>rah rah fight the system!
message, but given what we know about the Wachowskis today, it's EXTREMELY easy to see the whole movie as an allegory for coming out as trans.
>it can only get better
haha lets wait and see
not in theaters though
>feathered dinosaurs
>Wachowskis today, it's EXTREMELY easy to see the whole movie as an allegory for coming out as trans.
bruh, I doubt the Wachowskis even knew what a trans is back then.
There's a reason trend starters start trends.
It's because the movie makes the idea look good enough to imitate.
But that movie was kino?
>implying birds aren't dinos
They absolutely did. There were rumors swirling about their gender identity all the way back in 2002
>Neo must go on a dangerous journey to become a woman like he was really born as all along
MORE CARRIE ANN MOMMY
Matrix: Reparations
you assholes better not be trolling me. going to check it out tonight.
>His legacy
As what? A wooden meme actor? Get real incel.
>Lmao what the fuck. I thought that all trannies try to enable each other as hard as they can.
no fucking way dude, go lurk on /lgbt/ sometime. trannies fucking HATE each other.
based and why-pilled
reassignment
>flatlining is death 100% of the time
CPR has brought people back from flatlines, though it is true that death proceeds more often than not.
>YOU THOUGHT NEO WAS DEAD
>BUT ACTUALLY UH WR DIDNT SHOW IT COMPLETELY SO ITS OK
>YOU THOUGHT SMITH WAS DEAD
>BUT ACTUALLY THEY FORGOT TO EMPTY THE TRASHBIN AND JUST DELETED THE ICON
>THIS SUMMER
>BOOOWAHHHHHHHHHHH
>BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Morpheus? You look different
>I found my true gender. You must see the oracle.
>Im afraid Neo, you are not a xhe xhir.
>She told me-
>No. That was for you to hear only.
No, that's another layer of reality.
Think inception but it's the Matrix.
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE.
>THIS SUMMER
>THEY/THEM IS THE ONE
>BOWAHHHHHHHH
>BWAHHHHHHHHHH
Where is my 40 terabytes and a Proxy?
True, it was a perfect story, perfectly executed and perfectly resolved. The sequels aren't the Wachowskis fault, they just gave the fans what they wanted, more Matrix. Only the first movie is canon, the sequels are just fan-fiction basically.
Matrix: The Evil Twins
ArenĀ“t we forgetting a slightly yet relevant detail? Neo and Trinity are both dead.
Matirx: GETTIN TOO OLD FOR DIS SHEEET
the story ended with Return of the Jedi and yet here we are
I'm down with the thiccness.
LOL NOPE
The Wachowski sisters haven't had a hit since the Matrix trilogy and the only way those two mentally ill degenerates can get any industry cred back is by digging up a dead franchise.
the matrix 4 you
neo fights big robot guys
They were poorly thrown together pieces of shit with zero depth and bugs out the ass. The hacking minigame code generator in the first game was the only decent thing about it.
It Follows guy has only made mega shit.
I hope they delete my memes in the trashbin with my ancestors
they are in the sense that it's so bad it's good.
Matrix: the Matrix Awakens
Mark One: A Matrix Story
Matrix: The Last Matrix
Morpheus: A Matrix Story
Matrix: The Rise of Mr. Anderson
Do you think your life is better sucking a thousand cocks?
Wait what? You could see her pusy?
looks like my mom now.
...
They did have some great action, it's just the story was so retarded even normies took notice.
oh, you oblivious fuck..
Neo and Trinity are dead.
Do they still have the kid and the chimp? and to they still laugh like "HAHAHAHAHAHA?"
Matrix: Infinity War.
I think that one is more like a favor to a friend.
I was in middle school when it came out and snuck out of school to go see it for the matinee price. Hung around inside the ticketed area and watched a second time immediately after, then came back another day and watched it a third time. Was my favorite movie theater experience. 2nd favorite was skipping all the lines and sneaking in to see Episode 1 on opening day, maybe the movie did suck in retrospect but the roar of the crowd when the Lucasfilms logo came up, and the way the whole theater vibrated during the pod racing, was pretty awesome.
>YOU JUST KNOW
She has a big black Italian bush which you can keep catching glimpses of in her scenes.
a movie is actually happening, whether or not it's a favour won't change the fact that it'll ruin their legacy most likely.
It's kino in the ironic way, in that it's really fucking stupid but an entertaining watch because of that.
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
Black protagonist dropped now?
Sounds hot
yeah that and fight club we like the two i remember form middle school, that made me go "wtf", probably got me into movies, desu.
wait, you think that wasn't supposed to be a humorous moment?
imagine the smell after a hard day of shooting
and the lgb part hates trannies and wants them to be secluded in their own board.
I want to hope that they would come up with some original gimmick/technique to push the franchise the way 360 slo-mo bullet time did, but chances are it will all be a fetishistic rehash
>wooden meme actor
Perfect description.
I have become jaded. They fucked Star Wars, Star Trek, and now even mediocre capeshit is fucked into a corner. I don't feel optimistic about this at all. I stopped with the Star X shit. I'm virtually done with capeshit. I quite likely won't go see this at all. If its big, they will sjw it or at least ruin it in some other way.
These brothers who chose to cut their own genitals off never made another good movie. They stole the idea for their hit from The Invisibles and pasted it over Ghost in the Shell. Then they tried skating on that fame and everyone saw they had nothing. Either they were already insane or this realization pushed them into the self mutilating madness.
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