/nfl/ general - IT'S VEGAS TIME

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No, it inspires retards to download a sports betting app and drop $20 on 14 way parlays

they started that comfy thread 3 hours before the draft and it still is moving at a crawl

why is Dan schnieder still in the league

Bills won't be picking until like 11pm, but it's cool.

I don't know about whatever dumbass narratives there are because I focused on my own scouting but this is objectively what *SHOULD* happen if these millionaire GMs were as smart as me

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Go Bills

unironically the worst draft in history

nobody cares about this year’s draft. at all. I imagine lots of people are paid to be there

no

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>Who should I draft tonight?

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it's 8 06 and they aren't on the clock
i hate the fucking nfl
enough with the fucking pageantry
let's have the draft already you kikes

FUCK YOU ROGER

are we watching espn or nfl network

yes

Fuck you.
You deserve nothing after that last game.

>all that booing
keyed

holy shit he’s tiny

yeah that's another reason it's gonna be a slow night, 8 teams don't even have a pick today: Rams, Bears, Browns, Broncos, Colts, Raiders, Dolphins and 49ers.

News
CLE: Goodell: No timetable on (when he'll stop sucking cocks) NFL Watson investigation
KC: Glazer: Chiefs looking to trade up in first round
CLG: Bills 'team to look out for' for Breece Hall
CLG: Jermaine Johnson could go as high as No. 4 to NYJ?
JAC: Jags exercise Josh Allen's fifth-year team option
CLG: Report: 'A lot' of Sauce Gardner, Jets 'chatter'
CLE: Mayfield market increasing, Panthers a possibility
SF: Cimini: Jets could trade for Deebo during draft
NYG: Giants exercise Dexter Lawrence's 5th-year option
NYG: Giants pass on Daniel Jones' fifth-year option

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TYBC

Goodell a shit

Blessed booing.

seething gaydars fan at least we were close. you got your booties blasted by the chiefs every time

Here comes Goodell

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>seething gaydars fan
no

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TYBC

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based ice cube blowing the fuck out of that mic

sorry I don’t keep up with all the 2000 interchangable tripfags infesting /nfl/

remember when the jaguars coach was fired after he kicked his kicker for missing too much in practice

Jesus christ Cube, you ruined the mic lel

>using the entire 10 minutes even though you had all offseason to decide

ISHYGDDT

soulless

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Gotta wheel and deal with those draft orders.

>Have whole offseason to decide their pick
>Still run out all 10 minutes of the clock
Fuck you
That's not even what happened. Dude was doing his stretches and Meyer started ego tripping like a dumb faggot.

when was the last time the draft had soul?

2020 was great

Hutchison's sister dressing up in Vegas

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these hutchinson “highlights” are really unimpressive lol

>tainted pandemic draft

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tony khan looks like he couldn’t give less of a fuck

>jags

CHADSKINS

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I mean have you seen his recent front office hires? It's like dude straight up knows his franchise is a farm for other franchises.

bleurg

You try being excited about the Jags.

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>Kahn's son
peak zoomer

>Rams on day 1 of draft
youtube.com/watch?v=syhOt6KS5X0

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The #Jaguars will select Georgia DE Travon Walker with the No. 1 overall pick in the 2022 NFL Draft. GM Trent Baalke gets the player he coveted. The traits and measurables mattered.

Neal's easily going to some team like the Giants.

>trannyshit
Go back to your subreddit.

Feet.

Travon Walker is pretty much a circle

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>jags
>X*ch*gan
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what’s that

>desperately trying to put on a smile because he's on camera
I can see his disappointment.

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>jags

why did the jaguars take walker???

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because they decided to put their team building trust into Trent "i killed the Harbaugh Niners" Baalke

Hutch is going second 200%. Willis posters BTFO'd.

why should we care about this Twitter literallywho

Way higher ceiling than Hutchinson and unlike Tibbatow he can realistically reach it, especially playing opposite of Allen

TERRIBLE PICK

>Run into 2 parked cars

I'm glad soccer doesn't have this circus show.

>NFL draft
>no sticky

Isn't there usually a sticky for the draft?

the jags made the right choice. cap it

This is a football board

F for his career

What did he mean by this?

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A WAFFLE

THEY DIDN'T TAKE A WAFFLE

He fits the wide 9 scheme. Not a bad pick. Hutch doesnt work.

Can someone explain why Jags fans are upset with the pick? I thought most mock drafts and experts had Walker going 1st

Time for the Loins to Loin

They fucked it

this draft doesn’t deserve a sticky

Wide 9 is retarded and bad against the run

Third worlders took over this board.

those bitches look OOLD

Lions fans get the home town kid

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Hutch will never be elite but he'll at least be a high-end starter, which is basically all you can ask for out of this draft

which////one

Why not?

>Faguars

Yes it does, fuck you

NGUBU!!!!!

>picking the most average edge
it's over...

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What was that white girl doing in Walker's house?

>Muh upside
>Muh athlete
Enjoy your Jadeveon Clowney 2.0

Hutchinson is 100% a bust

Texans should probably take a OT.

YOU JUST KNOW

>average soccer game

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Loins need a QB, not an overrated DE that couldn't penatrate an elite defense.

they SPRINTED that pick in lmao

you have PTSD from prior bust drafts loinsbro. Hutchinson will be bosa tier, it’s a great pick.

Bucs got best player in 2020 draft
Sois got best player in 2021 draft
Who gets best player is 2022 draft?

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MY TEXIES

>bottle of Admiral Nelson
>learning two Grateful Dead songs on guitar
>packing all my shit because I move to Salt Lake City for a $120k job in two weeks
>NFL draft on
>gf isn't pregnant (thank God)
>got some food in the Ninja Foodi

Unironically a really, really great evening

He 100% bust a load in your mom last night

No he won't.

>drafting a high floor, low ceiling pass rusher #2 overall
You fucked up Lions. Hutch will be solid but it'll be a miracle if he gets double digit sacks in more than one season.

>all my manifestations from journaling these past 5 years
This nigga gay

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEXANS FUCKING WITH THE BOARD THEY CHOSE THE WRONG CB

aww that's sweet

Ninja foodi is a quality product

>born & raised Michigan kid who played at University of Michigan goes to Michigan NFL team
S O V L
O
V
L

even if he busts

Don't forget elon just bought twitter and the trannies are killing themselves en masse

they have goof:unleashed
they need defense and hutchinson is a good pick

texans chose STINGLEY

Reminder thy hutchinsons dad was injured by a vaccine and it ended his career

tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer
this is absolutely another stupid loins pick brother, get used to it

>manifesting
>journaling
haven't seen one second of gameplay but I know this dude is gonna bust

agreed

I have the coffee maker, grill, and the incredibly based 9-in-1 pressure cooker/air fryer. I use the 9-in-1 at least twice a day and is probably the best $300 I've ever spent in my life

>one white guy in the top 200
>he's a basedjack
looking grim for whitoids

>drafting an LSU CB

imagine the fragrance

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who’s the biggest bust today /nfl/?

sauce>stingly

>all top 3 OT left at #4
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>started doing porn and immediately became irrelevant
sad

>toxins
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Sailing past Sauce Island
Texass

lmao toxins

It would be easier to say who's NOT a bust out of this shit draft

The all pro?

Taking Derek Stingley Jr. at 3 is all Lovie Smith.

YESSS GIANTS GOT THEIR OT!!

that collective
>noooooooo

BASED Toxins

everybody laugh at the Jets

Hutchinson

ur getting a black quarterback

My Jetsies are taking Sauce :DDDD

Draft is chalk so far

>tfw no tiny, busty elf girl thot gf

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surely this won't be a red flag for the Jags

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Stingley>>>>>>>>

Hutch for where he was taken.

Jets should fuck with the board and take Neal over sauce.

Stingley doesn't even look happy fucking lmao

Nobody on the jags is going to reach their potential because it’s a dumpster fire organization

I’m leling

>no citations
i.e. the university paid off the cops