Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Bill Clinton

The real Jeffrey Epstein

>implying he's dead

He's in witness protection.

people are saying those photos of him on the stretcher were faked

double digit iq take this nigger had comprising tapes and information on nobillity and elite alike.

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john travolta

Which is why the feds had to get him out of the country.

He's probably in Israel now.

Richard Gere

This.

A white Christian man

The Travogo Guy

Henry Winkler

he's better off dead user corpses don't talk, saving him would be impossible to pull off. have you read the autopsy shit screams murder

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>implying they won't have brushed this under the rug

>The biopic blames Trump for it all

They'll adjust his story slightly for the big screen.
Instead of a Jewish billionaire and "intelligence asset", Jeffrey Epstein is a Catholic priest and member of the KKK. And instead of letting world elites rape his harem of underage sex slaves to cement their loyalty to Israeli, American, and English ruling classes, he'll be bringing escaped Nazi war criminals to his island and let them rape his harem of underage sex slaves just for the evulz.
And instead of being blatantly assassinated in a cover-up by the establishment and its media, he will be successfully convicted in court by a diverse team of photogenic young lawyers who had faith in the legal system all along.

Ben Stiller

>implying the guy with mountains of dirt on the globar uber-elite wouldn't have a dead man's switch

Ron Perlman

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ron perlman

thomas jane

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Maybe he had one but they only killed him after neutralising it?
Or his dead man's switch wasn't built to work against the people who ended up going against him?

>people that watch too many movies coming up with meme theories when we'll never know the truth because its real life

>it's not real unless they say so

goddammit i don't know what to believe

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best picks

A goy.

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Not an actor but Bill Mitchell

Bourdain was such a fucking faggot why would you ever do a biopic? Just do a mockumentary about his fucks up and how no one loved him, and how everyone who matters already forgot him.

The guy who played little carmine

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Josh Brolin

Just like Assange did. You delusional retards really need to shut up.

kevin spacey

This. Jamie Lee Curtis would be superior in this role.