/heem/ - brain injury edition

NEWS:
>Jorge Masvidal is being accused of attacking his UFC rival Colby Covington and causing him to suffer a brain injury, according to court documents obtained by @MarcRaimondi.
>The alleged attack occurred March 21 in Miami Beach.

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>Colby got a TBI
Dios mio, hang Masvidal

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The Gringo Papi was actual shit
Schaub should kill homself already

lock him up lock him up

everyone worth anything is now a schaub hater

stop
hatin is bad

Peach of a production

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colbussy bros we did it!!! he has to stay away from us so he can't inflict more trauma onto our fragile body omg

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daamn who are those VIPs stateside? billionaires and aristocrats probably

who the fuck is coral

Since colby has brain damage now, will he be able to also have a successful comedy and pawdcasting career?

This sport has the lowest IQ fanbase

me

let's go tony

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*enters the thread*

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it's not a real special

glass of whiggsy during the set? dicey dicey!

more of a one man show really

Your sport is never going to be as relevant as mma.

YOU HURT THE KING WITH YOUR GHETTO CHEAP SHOTS?! HANG THE MENG! I WANT HIS FUCKING HEAD!

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Talmabut Gorga Bapa?

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sadly true

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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>BANG energy drinks
it's 2020 everyone's drinking Ghost now

...

He ain't gettin a trugg walgg after this, b.

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>pillow punches
her knee would break on my abs

>it's 2020

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what a cliffhanger! where did he take that old man ?!

>we developed these wall pads because we had a lot of our female members missing shots during heavy bag work

Es normal.

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post gooby (bulge)

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colby is showing meng every corner of the legal system

wooow the mexican conor fan started a twitter

What's the verdict heem? I

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vlogbusser

i used to say these must be ironic, but nowadays....

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How big is Conor?

Great show, never watched it.

This is only the beginning next court date is may 12 they are going after him for 2 felonys charges of aggravated battery and criminal mischief. Meng is fucked Colby will put the final nail in his coffin

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what the fuck was his problem

Tick tock, Dana

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yoanna doing that to my sack

yesterdays news bapa

The Puto bit is equisite

Fellow Asian bros we have a new prospect making his debut soon. He's 10-0 according to Sherdog

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YouTube? You're doing great? heh

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dawn of a new age

Dont touch my fucking bike is my fucking problem

Brain damaged.

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Will he use the sharingan on Moreno and Figgy?

Tatsuro needs to tatsu-go see Jamawl and get that hair cut gawl dawg

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stop posting this

colbeasts chin is superb

There is a 4chanx extension that lets you see local flags for states and counties (only works if both people have the extension). Back in 2015ish a heemster from
New York noticed that a heemster from Coral Springs was pretty much the only person posting Schaub in /heem/. He would do it every thread and also get upset if anyone ever criticized Schaub. Everyone just referred to him as Coral Springs after that and he kind of embraced it. Schaub has since become an inextricable part of the /heem/ fabric.

>nelk boys gave colby brain damage as a joke
maybe they are okay

Did you guys find dunkaroos?

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what is the extension

Flyweight.