What happens if you call?

What happens if you call?

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sneed

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friends and I used to prank the rape hotline when were were kids
was lols

It's a mouse trap to get you involuntarily committed so they can charge you for it. Don't fall for simple scams that promise to 'help' you when all they do is force you into debt

Stop lying user, you were raped

Dude don't kill yourself
Your mom will be sad

this is true, and he was raped by me

Police arrest you and put you in solitaire

*paranoia intensifies*

fuck you

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He’s right you know.

cops arrest you and put you in a psych ward

not him and not a burger, I'm legitimately curious to know why you think it's a scam

The police will escort you to the hospital, draw your blood against your will, lock you in a loony bin for 2 days and charge you >500$

do you have any reason to believe this other than your own presumptions?

because healthcare in the US is literally about extortion. actual mental healthcare hasn't even existed for decades.

maybe if you dont have a county mental ward and have insurance. I've never been charged for involuntary commitments. but I've never called this hotline either.

I called it a long time ago. The lady I talked with was nice.

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ask for battletoads

my life is so fucked they'd probably just tell me to end it

did it help?

This

i complained about jannys for about 45 min. they believe i'm schizo

I know a bit about how your healthcare works and this sounds quite realistic.
I wonder how is it possible that you guys don't riot to have the system radically changed, I've heard first-hand stories of people preferring fucking ducktaping cuts instead of going to ER, shit is insane

I need mental health treatment but I'm so mentally ill that getting to the doctor is like climbing everest

He is still alive so, yes.

because most of us realize government run would be like the VA

i've called a few times to see but it's always busy

because moron southerners have been brainwashed to worship rich people and believe that this system is as good as it could possibly be

>VA
the what?

call social services they sometimes will pay for a taxi or have a service to get you there

they'll tell you lies like "it'll get better!" and "your life is important"

Yeah, it really did.

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veteran affairs

the money pit that causes more harm than help to soldiers

yes I've heard that even suggesting the idea of public healthcare supposedly makes you a commie, but the logical leap necessary for that is simply unbelievable. where I'm from, unless you go for some specialized treatments, you don't pay anything, and if you get a prescriptions most medicines are either for free or discounted

>6969
NICE

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>the money pit that causes more harm than help to soldiers
how? genuinely asking, I don't know much about this shit

they hire shit doctors that dont care and put them on drugs that just mask their diseases and make them die quicker

Where are you from? I'm seriously considering running away from my life and need a new home

Please don’t tell me you’re seriously taking advice from Yea Forums.

no but seriously. what happens. do they just hear you vent and tell you its gonna be ok?
asking..for a friend..hehe...

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I imagine they report you to the police if you sound serious about killing yourself, it's illegal to kill yourself in the U.S. because you're a piece of property and the government want's you alive so they can exploit you for 70 years till you croak.

Huh good to see the other side I guess

italy. wouldn't really recommend going there for many reasons, but still probably better than over there. I'm currently living in czech republic. overall do your research, most of europe is fine to live in

i tried hanging myself with a belt last year but I realised that depriving yourself of oxygen felt really good so I just spent a day getting high on choking myself

Your call gets forwarded to the FBI once you admit you're an incel.

the VA, which is the administration that handles government-provided healthcare to veterans is notoriously awful, because now that they're too old to fight the government views them as worthless and spares no expense to deny them the benefits they were promised when they signed their lives away. A government health plan that every citizen was on would be under much greater scrutiny and held to much higher standards than one that only serves veterans, however I could see it still being worse than comparable systems in other countries simply because of the sheer degree of corruption that exists in the current system, but even that would probably be better than what we have now.

unfortunately that's kinda thee problem with a heavily war-based society, sooner or later you get a lot of human wrecks that you should take care of

They kill you so it's a murder instead of a suicide.

After a long bout of depression a few years ago I ended up calling the line probably 20 times over the course of a couple months. Mostly they will just try to determine if you're going to hurt yourself right now and if it seems like you are they will send police to come take you away.

If it's not and it's clear you just need someone to talk to, they usually ask what is bothering you and listen and then they give you generic stuff like "mindfulness techniques". Essentially just taking deep breaths. This can help when a girl is telling you to do it in the moment but otherwise isn't very useful. The one thing I remember being surprised by is that they can't promise anything, they can't say things will get better, they really do just listen and offer the most milquetoast little techniques. It reminds me, in retrospect, of talking to a chatbot when you're depressed and lonely. You so desperately want to provoke some humanity and warmth out of it but there's nothing really there. The people you're calling are trained not to truly connect. The fact people shill this number to virtue signal instead of just talking and trying to help themselves is really disgusting if you have any experience with the line.

It's not terrible, but it's certainly not good. It can help when you're on the absolute brink but before that it's just going to slowly increase the feeling of despair and loneliness.