Based or Cringe?
I'm thinking based
Based or Cringe?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME JACKIE
Cringe yet redpilled
haha fuck that little jap shit
Looks pretty based to me
>if this is your first night., you have to fight
Bruce would destroy brad if that fight was possible in real life.
that chink is 3x more jacked than manlet lee
why didn't bruce use his teleportation technique
he was holding back
asian cope gang has arrived
>DUDE WHAT IF A SUPER HUMAN STUNTMAN EXISTED IN HOLLYWOOD I KNOW HE'D BEAT UP BRUCE LEE AND STOP THE TATE MURDERS LMAO
really am wondering Tarantino's thought process
Is this what passes as Asian now?
it would've been more realistic if he trained with bruce lee to gain more power
Bruce lee had body dysmorphic disorder and screwed his body up with the constant exercise and fasting, I knew someone that did the same thing and he's basically a cripple now in his old age from trying to copy bruce lee. Too much protein will mess your kidneys up.
Guaranteed 300+ replies every time. Asian men are really sensitive.
lee was way more ripped dumbass
Reminder this is the scene that confirms you are watching an alternative reality.
If you didn't realise that you are a moron.
Yes Brad Pitt can beat up Bruce Lee...in a universe where the Manson Family go to the wrong house and get killed by a flamethrower
Lee was a 300 pound manlet
I don't think asians go on Yea Forums. It's all just us white guys pretending we're not white or guys.
What a wannabe Bruce Lee.
I love how brad pitt just looks like a goddamn retarded cowboy just like,
>howdy ho there chinky doo i got a hold of you
but he actually fucking wins goddamn lmao
>wins
In an alternate universe
it doesn't matter whats real it just matters whats on the screen. Pitts just fuckin dancin around this manlet
this ffs it's a Tarantino film... silly shit like this is expected
whites get shit on by blacks and negro-worshipping liberal whores. thus their only recourse is to shit on azns and pajeets. i don't like bruce lee at all, but you can see the pattern if you watch enough movies. the kikes also love to shit on azn men because it is in the kike's interest to get more azn girls. within the next 20-50 years there's going to be more white-women-negro-men relationships and more white-men-azn-women relationships. the jewish elite are already marrying with chinks, its obvious with zuckerberg.
only the most wealthiest azn and pajeets will get any pussy, and they'll need to pay for it either through whores or expensive marriages.
I liked the movie but it was pretty cringe
bruce lee was based
>liberal
Stopped reading there. Get a clue
my face when some weedsmoking white boy directs himself a fantasy about being able to beat up bruce lee
this portrayal of white-superiority over azn is also found in The Hangover series, i forget which one, but the effete chink struggles to use a sledge hammer, but bradley cooper swings it easily and with power.
if you are tired of this white-black-jew-azn power struggle, then take the Latinapill and find ones with high spanish DNA so she isn't too goblina. if you want many kids, the latinas are your best bet.
good. turn your brain off while you are at it.
>It wasn't even that one-sided, towards the end Bruce Lee was still standing and the fight was interrupted
>It's just a fucking dream sequence
Why are so many faggot babies crying about this scene? It's pathetic.
>dream sequence
retard
Good job, user. I'm impressed at how your reply is both shallow and deep, having the veneer of ignorance but being of true stature.
No fucking way Bruce Lee would let Brad Pitt kick his ass. Just another Tarantino fantasy for whites.
mike tyson would've killed bruce lee with a few punches, bruce lee wasn't some superhuman fighter.
>looks like Bruce only from a side view
Cringe.
its just a fucking movie, lol relax
SEETHE
CRINGE
NOT BASED OR RESPILLED!
CRINGE!! CRINGE!!!!!!
DILATE
I DON WAN NO TRAHBLE OH NO PREASE
it literally looks exactly like him
Asians can't fight, except for Manny Pacquiao
and genghis khan
please no race-baiting, opie.
How long until a blacked thread appears in the catalogue?
>dream sequence
It's a flashback mouthbreather
"lol it's just a movie dudes, turn your brain off" is literally the most grug-brained response to criticism I've ever read.
>guyS
slut
As soon as the sequel happens and Cliff Booth knocks out Muhammad Ali.
WW2 Veteran who killed people > Draft Dodger who play-fights with soft gloves
I'm not watching this movie. We make like 2 steps progress in terms of asian masculinity, only to get dragged back down 300 steps back with shit like this.
Fuck you Quentin!
Cliff is a green beret though. How many people have Muhammad Ali killed? Also, didn't he end up getting Parkinson's when he was about 38 years old? Ali is weak. Cliff is strong.
>your asian masculinity depends on Bruce Lee
Come now.
You know the gloves are worn to protect one's hands and that being punched in the face can cause brain damage, right?
Rocky Marciano would've knocked Ali out. In his prime.
Clay ain't shiieeet.
ASIAN Yea Forums POSTERS PLEASE READ: I don't hate asians and I don't perceive them as shrimpdick beta males, but I still found this scene funny
why do you take it as a personal attack? I like you, asianbro
>Bruce Lee versus Cliff Booth is like Bruce Lee versus Dracula
Same principle. Muhammad Ali versus Dracula, Dracula wins. The only reason Ali won against Superman is because Superman fought him without powers.
And you have a problem with cavemen, the most kino of all men?
Suuuure, that must be why the gloves in MMA that's thinner than the gloves in boxing causes a higher knockout percentage.
Because Bruce Lee being exposed as just an actor when there aren't any badass Asians out there confirms their insecurity that they ain't shit against the "gweilo", cuz.
The gloves in MMA also exist to protect one's hands. Your post is nonsensical.
What hand-to-hand training has Cliff Booth undergone to make me believe that he can take out the GREATEST BOXER WHO EVER LIVED, Quentin?
And thinner gloves = more knockout power while thicker gloves will only cause CTE by prolonged beating or accumulation of blows, you absolute retard.
Someone who's trained to kill people will know how to throw better punches than boxers trained with pillow gloves.
I bet the Bruce Lee fans would lay off if Cliff Booth were portrayed as a memetic badass a la Chuck Norris.
Too bad Chuck Norris also lost to Bruce Lee (in the movies).
Rocky Marciano fights like a caveman and would get outboxed by Floyd. Hell, an old Archie Moore was able to knock him down.
90% of this thread is just white guys saying it's based.
>And thinner gloves = more knockout power while thicker gloves will only cause CTE by prolonged beating or accumulation of blows, you absolute retard.
Never argued to the contrary, retard.
>Someone who's trained to kill people will know how to throw better punches than boxers trained with pillow gloves.
Boxers do the majority of their training without gloves on, retard. A punch is still a punch.
I don't even know what your point is about "someone trained to kill people." I made no comparison between Ali and Cliff.
I didn't know Cliff Booth was a world champion boxer on top of being a green beret.
Does he know judo too, judging by how he slammed Bruce Lee on the car?
literally untrue. no asian guys who actually go outside found it offensive.
>Boxers do the majority of their training without gloves on, retard.
Holy shit no they don't you fucking pleb. They spar with gloves and headgear. To train bareknuckle in a sport exclusively about punches is the most retarded thing you can possibly do.
Are white guys bereft of genuine badass white heroes that they have to mock a dead man to feel better about themselves?
>They spar with gloves and headgear.
That's not the only way to train, you absolute retard.
>no asian guys who actually go outside
Shannon Lee doesn't go outside so that's why she was offended?
Are you implying that Cliff Booth has a stronger punch than Sonny Liston, Joe Frazier, George Foreman, and Ken Norton combined?
Shadow boxing without gloves on has literally little relevance to a green beret who's trained with bareknuckle fighting, you absolute scrubby nerd who has never been in a fight. You literally have NO IDEA what you're talking about, you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to debate this with zero knowledge. Dunning-Kruger effect in action.
can't speak for americans. they're all extremely sensitive.
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. Also, Bruce Lee is just an actor who has never fought before so...
Don't take that picture seriously, it's just a Photoshop edit some butthurt Asian made in order to imply that Bruce Lee = Muhammad Ali and Bruce getting beat up by Cliff is so "unbelievable" even though he has never fought in real life.
>Shadow boxing without gloves on has literally little relevance to a green beret who's trained with bareknuckle fighting
Again, I made no comparison between Ali and Cliff, you faggot who has zero reading comprehension.
>Cliff beating up Bruce is like Cliff knocking out Ali
Except Ali is a world champion boxer and Bruce is an actor. Also, Ali had his license suspended around that time, so Cliff can knock him out because of the ring rust. It's not outside the realm of possibility either in light of what we know about Cliff in the OUATIH Universe.
You're the one sounding like a fatass with a self-defense dojo fetish undermining people who work themselves out to the limit.
>Again, I made no comparison between Ali and Cliff
Boxing is to fighting as point karate is to fighting.
t. projecting fatass
Brad Pitt is an actor with no martial arts training and is super old. Bruce Lee is an actor with martial arts training and in his prime.
I'm taking Bruce Lee over Brad Pitt.
Naoya Inoue is a champion boxer.
>Inglourious Basterds
>Gun down hilter and most of the top riech
No one says shit, thunderous applause
> Once upon a Time in Hollywood
>Pitt beats up Lee
That's historically inaccurate!!!!!!
People actually like Bruce Lee. Who would've thought?
How insecure do you have to be to make a thread about this literally every single day lmao
but my karate play fighting. one time some kid used karate on me and I pushed him over and choked him unconscious.
>asian guys beats up chuck norris years ago
>gets beat up by a white guy now
>whites flock to it as proof of their superiority
Who's more insecure though? The Asians who hate the scene or the white boys baiting them to react with threads about this every day?
>Bruce Lee beats up Chuck Norris in a film
>no whites cry about it, claiming racism
>Bruce Lee gets beat up by Cliff Booth
>suddenly it's racist for an actor with zero fight experience to get beat up by a green beret
Are you high?
MMA > all
Also:
Guns > MMA > all
I think you already know the answer to this
where do blades fall
I mean, if a middle-aged stuntman can beat up a trained martial artist without training then that must mean he can excel in order areas without training either, like dunking on Kareem or knocking out Mike Tyson.
Meanwhile, in reality...
White boys, obviously.
>if a middle-aged stuntman can beat up a trained martial artist without training
That's absolutely false.
Meanwhile, in reality what? Brad keeps fucking Mike's ex-wife and the cuck boxer does nothing about it?
though he was a chink though
That's what happened though. Cliff, a 55-year-old stuntman, mercked Bruce Lee, blocking all his shots and shrugging off the kick.
sorry to disappoint you, but the events in the movie didn't happen
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SAVE ME JOE ROGAN
Cliff had training, you moron.
What was Bruce Lee's record and whom did he face? Where are the videos?
>muh dream sequence
Fuck off with your headcanon.
Asian males cannot physically compete with white or black fighters/athletes, deal w/ it
Brad was pissing his pants when he saw Mike though.
The best weightlifters in the world are Asian though
Cliff is a former Green Beret, not even Bruce Lee could fuck with a guy like that.
Probably making a fairy tale and making it fun, primarily for himself, in the process. Have you tried trying to make anything? I'm not trying to be mean to you but you probably won't be able to do anything because everything you will come up with will be cringe, pleb, superficial and derivative for you. It's a really long process to get to Tarantino's freedom and it's much more enjoyable being him. "People on the internet will say that I'm hack and I suck" is one of the banes of my existence actually
Training in what? Using firearms when facing a hand-to-hand combat expert who's been in street fights without firearms?
Also, there's no green berets in WW2, Quentin you fucking retard.
How the fuck is the myth of Bruce Lee being some irl untouchable anime protagonist still going so strong?
He was around 5'6 and weighed 130lbs. He was an actor and the martial arts he practiced have been exposed as memes by MMA. He would get ragdolled by an untrained man who isn't child sized.
Don't make me spam Manny Pacquiao pictures at you.
>Training in what?
killing people
Well, Ali got beaten the hell out by some nip wrestler in an MMA match who wasn't even allowed to really do much MMA.
Lifting weights isnt fighting
>He was around 5'6 and weighed 130lbs.
Also:
>implying there was MMA in 1969
>Training in what?
In hand-to-hand combat.
>Using firearms when facing a hand-to-hand combat expert who's been in street fights without firearms?
What was Bruce Lee's record? Whom did he fight? Where are the videos?
you said athletes, retard
With guns and bombs, you retard!
>Not Pictured: Bruce Lee
How does the lack of MMA in 1969 change the fact that Chinese martial arts are ineffective?
>hand-to-hand combat
It's FASCINATING how an off-mention of "he was a green beret in WW2 (lol)" will have you presume all that off of Cliff Booth while in contrast, you can look up what Bruce Lee trained in (from wing chun to judo).
Plus, you're demanding a fight record from Bruce Lee while simply presuming that "WW2 Vet" is enough of a record for ol' Cliff.
The Chad Bruce Lee supporting Rogan vs the virgin retard Schaub.
>Chinese martial arts are ineffective
MMA is composed of Chinese martial arts you absolute faggot retard.
there's plenty of hand to hand fighting in wars. one thing about those guys is that they have the confidence to wreck someone which goes a long way in a fight.
Cliff Booth is FICTIONAL, you absolute retard. Bruce Lee has no fucking record. Stop crying.
Schaub is a fucking spastic but I wouldn't listen to either of them regarding fights
>argue that Bruce Lee being 5'6" and 130 pounds means he can't fight
>show picture of someeone even shorter and lighter than Lee
>n-not Bruce Lee
You've lost the plot.
Real talk, was the guy playing Lee convincing? Havent seen the move and he looks the part but did he have Lee swag? Who is he and has he had anything to say about this meming?
>plenty of hand-to-hand fighting
Source: My Ass.
I wish whites and asians could team up. They're the only ones who are actually tolerable to be around
Name one.
>Oh midgets can't fight? How about this picture of a midget fighting another midget?
I wasn't the person you responded to, so I didn't lose anything. Posting an actual fighter with an actual record, proves nothing of Lee's fighting prowess.
>Cliff is fictional, therefore he doesn't need all these proof that he can fight, but Bruce Lee needs proof
There's no indication of bad writing and a failure of suspension of disbelief than this. Thanks for proving my point why people don't buy this shit from Tarantino.
MANLET PRIDE
IN SHORTNESS UNITE
>midgets
Moving the goalpost again, aren't we? I remember you.
With Cliff being a WW2 veteran did he have a huge chip on his shoulder regarding asians???
what did white guys mean by this
How tall is Brendan Schaub and why is someone so tall such a beta bitch when around Chad Rogan?
Exactly.
Did everyone saying all this beat their brains to mush over the Kill Bills too?
>Cliff is fictional, therefore he doesn't need all these proof that he can fight
That's how fiction works.
>but Bruce Lee needs proof
When one makes a claim, they need to back it up with proof. Where is the proof that Bruce Lee was a great fighter? Otherwise, you're whining about nothing.
>He would get ragdolled by an untrained man who isn't child sized.
I don't care about your fights to be king of the manlets. Combat sports have weight divisions because manlets would get killed otherwise.
This is what happens when the new generation of white guys are all beta males debating on the Internet.
/r/whitemasculinity should be a thing.
>no whites cry about it, claiming racism
t. wasn't alive during the time
plenty of people were calling it racism against whites, propping up Bruce Lee and cutting down Norris. People still argue about that fight scene TO THIS DAY
Based. Look at all the white boys venting their frustration thanks to that one scene (and they haven't even seen the movie). If white boys were actually dominant then they wouldn't gush so hard for a scene that is nothing but a wild fantasy in Cliff Booth's mind.
Actually, the whole thing is quite pathetic LMAO
That you're a pathetic waste of space. An unintentional consciousness miscreated buy a chaotic universe.
see
its an alternate reality. theres no argument. Cliff is a fictional person with super human powers
>child-sized
lol you have no idea what you're talking about
i think white people are mostly pissed about it. White people love Bruce Lee.
Would like to see him fight Rigo or Gervonta, those would be great fights.
>alternate reality
Tarantino himself already debunked the alternate reality headcanon.
youre saying the tate murders never happened?
Black people really love him, they go crazy for kung fu movies
>did that ko look convincing? nope heheh
Once he gets passed Donaire. I hope Rigo has overcome the trauma of facing Loma.
everyone loves Bruce Lee, so it's not really a race thing. White people and pretty much everyone thought the scene was tactless.
What do boxing matches between manlets have to do with manlets not being able to fight against the average sized man?
What do boxing matches have to do Bruce Lee?
You do not know what "alternate reality" means.
based for the simple reason that tarantino hoped that in some delusional way that this would only be understood as "a fictive super hero stuntman beats up a mythologized hero of old, mixing old fantasies with new fantasies in a violent and humorous confrontation" and not more fuel for some kind of cold race war
Sweet baby Jesus. It's a movie setting up Cliff as a hero. He's the Marlboro Man walked off those giant ass posters and kicking some ass against some some modern things for shits & giggles; Hippies, Kung Fu actors, acid dipped cigarettes? hell...he'll try them all AND kick their asses after.
lol keep going
>White people and pretty much everyone thought the scene was tactless.
No, crybabies with thin skin thought the scene was tactless. Lee was even shown in a positive light later on in the film.
>average-sized man
Pacquiao has been fighting all the average-sized men of the welterweight division though.
>SJWs: I'm going to watch Captain Marvel and there is nothing you can do about it
>/pol-tv/: I'm going to claim that I watched Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and I really hope you care
LMAO
Not gonna lie i'm white-ish and insecure about most of the aspects of my life, can barely move without feeling some kind of anxiety, but the thought of asian guys thinking they are making whites insecure in some ways is sort of like trans thinking they are beautiful and women. Don't get me wrong, you insects will most likely rule the world, dooming us all, and of course there are tons of great asian men but just average asian and their masculinity being treated as something substantial or a threat is top tier comedy, one of the best unintended consequences of any movie ever. Again don't wanna be mean, any man can become intimidating or cool, but for asians it's an uphill battle
>I'm 5'10, so surely I'll be able to defeat this professional 5'5 boxer
Weight classes exist for weightlifters and powerlifters, too. I doubt you could even snatch 100kg.
>the martial arts he practiced have been exposed as memes by MMA
Except you're wrong.
>fictive super hero stuntman
You mean his OC Do Not Steal in his Bruce Lee fanfiction where Bruce Lee gets beaten by his OC?
youtube.com
>"You know, whether or not Bruce Lee ever competed, because that was the big thing, he never fought; Chuck Norris was world middleweight kickboxing at one time"
>"Bruce Lee definitely did a lot of sparring. For sure, there is no way he could be this good. The way his timing is, his movement, his understanding of what would or wouldn't work."
>"Some of his movements are more realistic than the fight scenes you see today"
>"The way he checks with that oblique kick, the way he counters when you're moving in"
>"The way he's fucking this dude up, it's a lot like some one who is at the high level is fucking someone up in the UFC"
You are aware that Shane Mosley is a guy who fought Shaq and won in boxing?
The same guy that Pacquiao turned into a mermaid.
badlefthook.com
I love how chinks suddenly like Filipinos now to make them look tough.
>MMA is composed of Chinese martial arts you absolute faggot retard.
>Still hasn't been able to name a single one of them
Bruce Lee wasn't a boxer, and yes a 170lb man should ragdoll a 130lb man.
Feel free to provide an example.
He argued that Bruce Lee being 5'6" and 130 lbs meant that he couldn't fight. He showed fighters with similar, or even lower, numbers to show that your standards are bullshit. Now you (and it is you) are moving the goalposts because you realized how retarded you are.
>manlets
You are aware that Pacquiao is punching above his weight class and winning, right?
Why does that fat fuck Joey Diaz pretend he knows a damn thing about fighting? He looks like he gets winded walking to the Fridge.
Im surprised tarantino hasn't made a film that is basically an r rated Big Trouble in Little China with a secret asian lead and one of his pet actors in the fish out of water role.
Wasn't this while scene a simple plot point needed to further illustrate Cliff's badassery? Also it's a fuctional account, why does anyone read into this more tht necessary? Social media was a mistake.
Wish they'd post about Shaolin Kickboxer instead. At least that guy knows MMA.
Mighty Mouse is in the same Featherweight weight class and he would knock Bruce Lee out and that's a fact.
>Now you (and it is you)
No, it is not. Pacquiao has an actual record, but butthurt Asian boy keeps mentioning him to defend his Asian icon, Bruce Lee.
>Manny Pacman
>beat Asian boxers early in his career
>beat Mexicans in the middle of his career
>beat blacks nearing the end of his career
Equal opportunity beatings. Based Pacman.
>Tarantino confirmed in the interview several more scenes on the cutting room floor that delved deeper into the character of Cliff Booth. This included Cliff shooting laser beams from his eyes and achieving hyper sonic speeds of flying. These were sadly replaced for more scenes of Cliff driving to make his character more grounded
There was no MMA and UFC in the 1970s though so of course Bruce Lee doesn't have a record then.
it's pretty much exactly like that
tarantino loves reveling in his own referentiality and knowledge of other unrealistic badass superheroes but ultimately he doesn't shy away from the idea that he creates violent badass heroes simply because he likes seeing badass heroes with cool and idiosyncratic mannerisms.
it's a difficult line to walk because he obviously loves older super heroes but what is even the point in creating new ones if they aren't better?
you can't worry about respecting the legacy of older heroes without risking watering down your own stuff so he just went for it like he normally does
Yes, but it's fun to shitpost I guess about others being butthurt over a fairytale...
>Pacquiao is punching above his weight class
Calm down and stop being a retard, manlet. Moving up a weight class doesn't mean you're fighting above your weight class. It means you've put on weight and moved up a weight class. He is the same weight class as his opponent.
Then what are we basing his skill off of? Anecdotes?
>Bruce Lee is Manny Pacquiao
>Bruce Lee is Muhammad Ali
Who's the Gary Stu again? Cliff ain't half as overhyped as Bruce Lee. Cliff don't need to leech off the fame of actual fighters either.
Because you touch yourself to trap porn thatās why.
Awesome movie. Me and the rest of my friends in the Proud Boys plan on watching it as many time as possible. FUCK SJWS
Why do people think bruce lee is a champion fighter when he didnt fight anyone?
>Moving up a weight class doesn't mean you're fighting above your weight class.
Pacquiao fights at the welterweight limit and doesn't balloon up to 160 unlike natural welterweights, retard. He's literally punching above his weight class.
Where are we basing Cliff's skill off again? His director saying he's a WW2 Green Beret like a retard?
>it's a difficult line to walk because he obviously loves older super heroes but what is even the point in creating new ones if they aren't better?
Well, he found out why then. Quite a lot of people aren't buying Cliff beating up Bruce Lee.
>early scripts had Cliff charge himself with electrical energy before the fight with Lee however Tarantino was told to play down the angle of Cliff being a super human
weight divisions not height divisions. Idiot.
>this retard thinks Pacquiao is a natural welterweight
Be honest. This is the first time you've even heard of Pacquiao except maybe when he fought Mayweather.
NNNNOOOOOO STOP FILMING THIS SCENE *IMMEDIATELY* QUENTIN!!
THINK OF ALL THE BETA ASIAN INTERNET """ACTIVISTS"""" WHO WILL POST THEIR HURT FEELINGS REGARDING A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR WHO NEVER WON A REAL FIGHT OVER TWITTER!!!
I sure hope you're not implying that a green beret requires superpowers to beat an actor larping as a fighter.
You're quoting me and my post is still there you seething midget.
>He was around 5'6 and weighed 130lbs. He was an actor and the martial arts he practiced have been exposed as memes by MMA. He would get ragdolled by an untrained man who isn't child sized.
>He would get ragdolled by an untrained man who isn't child sized.
You posting images of manlets boxing manlets doesn't prove anything because I never said that manlets can't fight manlets. Not to mention boxers have fuck all to do with Bruce Lee because he wasn't a boxer. Also take note that you're posting boxers and not Wing Chun practitioners. Its because Wing Chun is a worthless meme that got exposed by proper martial arts like boxing.
Because you're an idiot who thinks people calling someone a great martial artist means they're declaring him champion of anything.
because they know he was an ancient master who learned all the 12 techniques and was just holding back, also the CIA had him killed because he was on the verge of creating ki balls
>He was around 5'6 and weighed 130lbs.
Why post this only to be BTFO immediately after with a "boxing manlet" that's beating up fully grown 160-pound welterweights?
Well i didn't buy random ass bear jews assassinating hitler when in real life he was basically fucking invincible to assassinations but its a fictional piece of work.
Remember Chuck Norris facts? That's like Bruce Lee except people unironically believe the one-inch punch can hurt you.
>CIA had him killed because he was on the verge of creating ki balls
Ah yes. How could I forget about all those 5'6 heavyweights.
He's still fighting manlets that are within 10lbs of him, and he has fuck all to do with Bruce Lee.
>20th century soldiers trained to kill bare handed
>a champion boxer being outboxed by a soldier
If only you they sent these guys out with some kind of powder actuated weapon capable of hurling projectile at sub sonic and supersonic speeds this making extensive hand to hand a waste of time...
Cliff very clearly has super powers. Possibly ina WW2 secret program. why dont you get this
>superhuman reflexes
>superhuman strength to throttle a 60kg man at such a speed it makes a huge dent in a car
>can jump 10ft in the air onto roof tops
>telepathic ability to control dogs
It doesn't help that Bruce Lee looked like a total punk when the rest of the cast were played straight.
Like him saying he can beat up Muhammad Ali when he said the EXACT OPPOSITE.
>no you
Solid post. You win the Internet my friend.
>He's still fighting manlets
>160 pounds
>all taller than him
So that's confirmed. You have no idea what you're talking about.
Mike Tyson was a heavyweight and he was barely 5'10. All depends on how you are built.
>20th century soldiers trained to kill bare handed
As a last resort since they're trained to use weapons, knives, and bombs you absolute grug-brained caveman.
>Bruce Lee is genuinely one of the most, if not the most, influencial martial artist in the United States.
>People keep seething and have to bring up that he never fought professionally despite how little his fighting prowess has to do with his legacy.
Margarito outweighed him by 17 pounds on fight night. You are a retard if you think that Margarito is a manlet.
so you agree that he's an actor
>manlets
It's literally just /pol/ and Twitter turning it into the next front of the race war, nobody on this board had an opinion on Bruce Lee's credentials as a fighter until a literal who on Twitter complained.
Green Berets are trained to train the local people how to wage guerilla warefare. Hand to hand combat is not their forte, nor should it be in a world where guns, bombs, knives, and Afghan soldiers exist.
Who knows more about martial arts than Brad Pitt or Cliff Booth who's an old man to boot, yes.
were missing the scene were Cliff trained with Mr Miyagi obviously. This would settle everything
>green berets
>in world war II
pick up a history book, Quentin you retard
>Beta asian boys seethe about a FICTIONAL scene in a FICTIONAL movie depicting a hobbyist martial artist losing to a soldier 2.5x his size in a FICTIONAL fight because they need to cope about their 5'5 140lb stature
>"Wow white people like NOT cool Bruce Lee was a legend you can't depict him losing a fight in a movie he's a cultural icon to me >:-[
Literally shut the fuck up chink, nobody cares you're insecure we just want entertaining products
threadly reminder that filipinos trained the green berets how to fight in the jungle and do guerilla warfare
IT'S ANACHRONISTIC ON PURPOSE
IT'S JUST AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
I'M NOT A PSEUD I PROMISE
this line of thinking is what got Stallone fucked up by Dolph Lundgren
What does Mike Tyson have to do with Bruce Lee?
If only you two were as tall as your reach. Bruce was 30lbs lighter than everybody you're talking about. The weight differences you keep bringing up are not anywhere near the difference between Bruce and the average man. You midgets just saw me mention his height and your Napoleon complexes have engaged your seething tunnel vision. None of your points are relevant to the fact that the average man would rag doll Bruce.
>it's retarded on purpose
then don't be so sensitive when it's called retarded
And Ryu.
Cliff is a fictional character. What evidence is there that Bruce Lee was an exceptional martial artist?
>Bruce was 30lbs lighter than everybody you're talking about.
Pacquiao is a natural 130 pounder retard.
Cliff Booth is Ryu for white guys then.
Problem solved.
I think that's a part of the comedy factor; trying to sell the audience this new hero who can easily beat bruce lee because he's just that badass. it's a bit like writing a new super hero and pitching him with a line about how "he's so badass he's actually ten times stronger than superman." there's a cheekiness involved that's typical of tarantino. it's obviously possible to do a literal reading (how exactly can he beat bruce lee? what are his credentials? is he just a dinky stuntman?) but more likely it's just another meta-commentary on the nature of mythologized movie heroes like bruce lee and why exactly it's sacrilege to beat them up. I mean, thor can beat them all up so what's the argument about?
the reason bruce lee is good is the same reason that james bond is good; he goes into the lair of the bad guy and beats everyone up. 50% of it is movie magic and the rest rests on the fact that he's a charismatic guy. how well they'd perform in a real-life scenario against real fighters is better left to imagination
>we need all this proof that Bruce Lee can fight
>we can wave off that Cliff Booth can fight with one or two lines of back story
>we presume the absolute best about Cliff from those one or two lines to be able to counter the fact that Bruce Lee is a multiple discipline martial artist that both Gene LeBell and Joe Lewis can vouch for
Hmmm....
clearly Ken
Cliff Booth, in the eyes of the portion of the audience, is suffering from the Roman Reigns effect.
NNNNOOOO THINK ABOUT THE SOCIOLOGICAL REPERCUSSIONS OF SUCH A DEPICTION *EVERYTHING* IS INTERSECTIONAL YOU *CANT* JUST FOLLOW SILLY COMEDY AND FAIRY TALE TROPES LIKE THIS!!!!
Nah, Ken is Tom Cruise.
>HURRRR AN OLD MAN STUNT MAN BEATING UP AN EXPERIENCED MARTIAL ARTIST IS TOTALLY REALISTIC, LIKE WORLD WAR II GREEN BERETS DEEEERP
Why the fuck are people so obsessed with Bruce Lee being an unbeatable fighter?
The guy was a legendary martial artist because of the concepts and open mindness he possessed years before MMA ever existed. JKD as a philosophy lives on because you can trace from nearly all major American MMA gyms a lineage to JKD.
>dude actual fighters said he could fight!!
Again, nobody cares. Fighting doesn't happen like it does in anime, that's why there's weight classes - it's all physics. One look at Bradu Pittu's physique and one cranked neck look downward at Bruce Lee is all you need to know about how that fight would go
>unbeatable fighter
He's not an unbeatable fighter, but it sure is not convincing that a 55-year-old grandpa with no martial arts training can beat him in his prime age.
nigga you'd get ragdolled by a teenager who takes judo lessons
As opposed to Cliff, who only has Quentin Tarantino vouching for him?
Heightlet thinks height is enough to take down a trained fighter lmao.
He is also a professional boxer who boxes under professional boxing rules. What relevance does he have to a faggot actor who practiced chi strikes?
This exactly. No one is buying it because they know it's scripted and they know Brad Pitt is 55 years old and a twink in the closet bi-faggot.
But why does that matter?
And Bruce Lee studied multiple times more martial arts than Cliff Booth, who killed teenaged girls with weapons and flamethrowers.
The only ones buying it are whiteoids coping hard against a dead guy enough to grab unto Brad "the Fag" Pitt as their example of being badass.
Because """chi strikes""" are silly make believe garbage. One fucking punch from Pac and Bruce Lee would have been coughing up teeth for a week because Pac is an actual FIGHTER, not an interpretative dancer
Suspension of disbelief. It's a big deal when you're watching a movie. Unless you have shit taste and eat up anything served to you, like capeshitters.
>interpretive dancer
That's Brad Pitt though.
Low Tier God?
As opposed to Yea Forums crying about Luke bending the knee for Kylo Ren?
cock for brains
>Bigger, stronger, and way more beautiful
How can Asian """males""" even compete? I suppose you guys could take based Brad at the spelling or math bees lmao
>How could I forget about all those 5'6 heavyweights.
Google "dwight muhammad qawi height feet"
It's the logic Tarantino could use
>he's actually vouching that twink Brad Pitt can beat Bruce Lee
Oh I'm laffin
Capeshitters (and yes Star Wars is capeshit) are just estrogen laced and cringy as asian men, yes, what's your point? That's why China goes to see that kind of garbage in droves as well
Is Cliff Booth the Chuck Norris Facts meme come to life?
>Bruce Lee studied multiple times more martial arts
Wushu and Wing Chun and all those other Chinese martial arts are trash. They don't work. It doesn't matter how many of them he studied.
Work on your reading comprehension retard. I haven't hinted at Bruce being able to beat a boxer at any point in any of my posts.
>are just estrogen laced and cringy
But that's you thinking Brad Pitt can beat up Bruce Lee without martial arts training because Tarantino mixed up WW2 vet and green beret together.
Joey does train bjj, but I doubt he knows much about striking or kicking, I'm sure he's punched a guy, and seen a lot of action movies, but I don't think he realy knows that much.
What the fuck is the point when both sides of the argument here are just trolling.
>Wushu and Wing Chun and all those other Chinese martial arts are trash.
He trained in judo by Judo Gene LeBell.
Oh god please go to an mma gym a challenge someone a full foot shorter. I would pay to see you get your ass kicked.
Well then WHO FUCKING CARES? If we're in agreed Bruce was a larping actor, does anyone other than a soĆ½-titted girlfriendless asian beta care that he was depicted losing a fight to a soldier much bigger than him who's possibly superpowered? For christ's sake
Bruce Lee does submission and arm bars from BJJ too, sooo.... yeah. Cliff's fucked.
think more deeply about it and why tarantino made an "unashamedly white" movie. think about the movie he made about jews killing hitler even though jews could never amass the military strength to kill hitler. he's feeling the societal pressure and he's definitely channelling some of that "white anxiety" in the sense that he made a white savior kind of hero. the unrealism, cheekiness and untimeliness is exactly the point. it's a rocky character but with more self-awareness of its own impetus
>a soldier
>a 55-year-old soldier
I too can take down a 95-year-old WW2 veteran. Does that make me a badass?
I don't think he intentionally went full retard is a valid argument but okay.
I would fuck Brad in the ass till he loves me
- Mike Tyson
Yeah that's the really dumb part.
Tarantino just thinks because Cliff fought in a war, he'd beat a trained fighter unless it's inside "a ring". He thinks Bruce just had a very narrow discipline and was constricted to tournament fighting in that discipline.
I agree with Joe Rogan that they should've made Cliff into a judo guy or something to make him have a chance if they really wanted him to beat bruce. But grappling isn't as cool looking for Tarantino.
>Bradu Pittu's physique
loooooooooooooool
*crushes POOce PEE's skull with one hand and snaps SAD SHIT's neck with with the other*
OOOOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAAYCH!
uh sweaty, your physical strikes only injure the body; my fushu mushu punch scars the soul.
Have him train in Vale Tudo or something. But it's clear that Tarantino knows less about martial arts than the people of the 1960s.
>N-No... b-black power... a w-white athlete competing against a b-black athlete is science fiction, Chris Rock t-told me so....
Pop quiz: who do you think most women would sexually select as their mate if given a chance - BL or based Brad? Hell, even women in your OWN fucking race! bahahaha
white men are so insecure, it's hilarious
intentionality is a boring way to review art but I think you're selling tarantino a bit short
it's like everyone who talks about the feet. he's not sneaking in his own fetish, at least not completely; he's building his name as a guy who sneaks in his own vision into big budget productions. the feet is like a wink to more knowledgeable audience members, saying "hey, you know I'm in control right? this is my fetish and I worked it into my movie and no one could stop me. the name's tarantino, by the way"
I'm not saying you have to completely cynical about it but the guy is more shrewd than people give him credit for
>women selecting Brad Pitt as a mate makes him a better fighter
Valentino versus Casanova when?
white fragility is what its called. their roots dont run deep like ours.
>gets pushed around
>doesn't push back
Based black bull.
Chris Rock BTFO.
Battle of the Pussy Slayers.
The great white hope.
fuck you faggot DC is the GOAT HW and he already beat miocuc's ass once.
I honestly don't see the difference between this and
the only time huwite people like slavs is when they're pummeling poor pocs
>experienced material artist
Key word being "artist."
What is one real life competitive fight Bruce Lee won?
Based, I pretend to be black whenever anyone says the n word.
Dream sequence and alternate reality are two different things. Unless you unironically think that Tarantino is saying that Bruce Lee would get his ass kicked by any run of the mill stunt man and that the Tate murders never happened.
Brad Pitt is an actor portraying a superhuman, Bruce Lee was a showman. Could Bruce Lee wipe the floor with a lot of untrained guys, even ones that are moderately bigger than him? Sure.
But we're discussing a film where the Manson cult was slaughtered comedically, in an industry where Scarlett Johansson throws around Russian mercenaries with her thunder thighs on screen
I dont think we're going for realism, and I don't think Bruce Lee losing in a film where he's portrayed as the ACTOR he was is all that big of a deal unless you have some weird racial masculinity complex tied to a hollywood actor who looks you. Grow up and find some actual self worth, you are getting asshurt over escapist entertainment.
Inoue is an ubermanlet twink fighting child sized boxers, he doesn't count
>I watched anime and kung fu movies all my life so now I know how people can fight.
Go outside incels.
That was a fluke and PeeC was an eyepoking cheat. Learned that from Jones I guess.
The fuck you're talking about? His style was literally MMA, copied moves from multiple martial arts like boxing, muay thai, karate, judo...
>The Bruce Lee cuck posting pac pictures again
wew lad
I love Bruce Lee, but i dont undersetn why chinks so buthurt about this scene?
Strawman. There's more problems then their poor use of the original cast.
Plot structures terrible
There's very little logic to the story and it doesn't feel very real because of that.
The trilogy has gone no where and has no point and has said nothing new at all.
But yeah keep being a disengenous brainlet with your brainlet arguments.
movies Yea Forums doesn't understand thread?
>Cliff Booth is FICTIONAL
Then what the fucking point of Bruce Lee record? nigga just rewrite Cliff Booth to be stronger than that record
The point was to showcase his fighting prowess against a well established figure in order to convey to the audience this new character's strength. This is a very, VERY common action trope.
Good think we know that Cliff is a character and not Brad Pitt
People are saying that he wouldn't lose a fight to this fictional character because of his martial arts talent though brainlet, read the thread.
Your roots are not even recorded,bitch nigger