Movie makes over a billion dollars

>movie makes over a billion dollars
>introduces an entirely new generation to the magic of Star Wars
>critically acclaimed
>neckbeards and misogynists get angry and try to claim that it was a terrible movie because they didn't get the ending they wanted and there's a woman in charge

When will Yea Forums apologize?

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>Last Jedi was well-received
The lack of attendance at the Star Wars section of Disneyland says otherwise LMAO

disney blamed solo on a successful boycott

People want to see more Rey, not old characters everyone has seen before and are boring

>zero hype for the sequel

That's why the theme park is doing so great, huh?

oof, make the trolling a little less obvious
all fields

The Last jedi is great and unironically another reason why this board is 100% NPC for the fact that they hate it like stupid youtube manchildren incels and shitty numale faggots

Galaxy's Edge had a pretty fair ratio of people compared to other lands in the park, the issue was that park attendance in general suffered incredibly heavily because passholders were blocked out, people planning trips would rather wait to go when it's got all attractions going, and people who normally just go during summer figured the park would be ungodly packed. That's not to say the land isn't without a fair number of big flaws from the result of cutting corners that doesn't immediately invite repeat returns, but it's not like the rest of the park is thriving while Galaxy's Edge is a ghost town.

This is why TLJ and Endgame suck donkey balls

Reminder that those speaking out against Trump are a very vocal minority who do not represent the whole of the country nor its emotions and should be soundly ignored. Being devoted to a cause does not change this fact.

Give it a rest retard, the park is a failed attempt.

>>introduces an entirely new generation to the magic of Star Wars
Where are all the new fans that the sequels have created?

The Last Jedi was decent for Star Wars shit

Was so great it made the next star wars film flop on its ass.

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>44% on rotten tomatoes
no it is not well received

Have you do your part yet?

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Imagine having your head this far up Mickey's ass

All they had to do was make Luke do some epic shit/teach it to Rey /not die and people would have loved the movie but instead they did that hour long casino bullshit

>well-received
>critically-acclaimed
what a boldfaced lie

RJ is good
based retard

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>>introduces an entirely new generation to the magic of Star Wars
>Who left by the second weekend
Reminder this beat Batman Vs Superman for the biggest week to week drop of ALL TIME. 1/3rd of the entire domestic total made in ONE WEEKEND. Not even a week, a weekend accounted for a third of the entire gross.

Boy they just couldn't wait to go back... and see Jumanji.

>Metacritic
>53 (FIFTY-THREE) positive reviews
>3 mixed
>0 (ZERO) negative by critics
Cope

It is actually

I'm not sure which manner of autism you are suffering from or if it's just your double digit iq that is the culprit, but Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes are different websites.
Here's a screen showing the 44% from Rotten Tomatoes.

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Disney has no future.

only the first 3 are good

well that settles it

post the user score now, if you dare

>Here's a screen showing the 44% from Rotten Tomatoes.
who gives a shit? this board certainly doesn't for the prequels which got love audience scores

audiences are literal retards that love marvel movies and give them 90%s all the time. stop being a cuck, yes even sometimes critics can be decent compared to the shitflinging imdbdrones

it literally split the fandom in half but please tell me more about how it was "well-received"

KOTOR 2 is superior. Prove me wrong.

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Why would I when it consists of utter plebs that loved such shitfests like
- the force awakens
- rogue one
- avengers endgame
- every other marvelshit

>it literally split the fandom in half
Just like the prequels right? Except the prequels werent given as much critical acclaim, and how much do people still watch and care about the prequels? A lot right?

So, yes what I'm saying is the last jedi was actually artistic like the prequels and thats why it split the fanbase because the fanbase is fucking retards who want bing bing death star flicks

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there needs to be a whole kino about this motherfucker

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but you posted the critics score, and they loved those movies too. You can't have your cake and eat it too

>it's not very good
>made money because of the brand and dumbasses trying to spite incels

levels of cope hitherto unseen

>invest $4billion+ into worlds first blockbuster franchise and fail to make it back in seven years, while your sister company makes more money in the past three movies than your entire new franchise.
>retcon all other associated products relying on good faith from fans.
>license your product to EA and watch as they create products that receive wholly negative press.
>license your product to toys and do so badly with the sequels that you practically destroy the worlds biggest toy chain.
>Invest $1billion into theme park which flops.
>spent a minimum of $400 million post tax-rebate on what might be the biggest flop of all time in what was once a powerhouse blockbuster franchise.
>fracture your fanbase with unfocused thematic direction and an uncompromising "out with the old, in with the new" attitude.
>pretend everyone who dislikes it is a sexist and a nerd when your entire franchise is a laughing stock now that everyone has jumped off the hype train.

Imagine living in a world where modern DC and schlocky jumanji sequels are giving star wars a run for it's money?

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no no you don't seem to understand this simple fact
>audiences that love marvelshit and the force awakens hated the last jedi
That's all you need to know senpai, latinos and dumb people hated the last jedi just as much as the prequels, thats why they both have low audience scores right?

Let's see the numbers for Rise before we get all smug. If the vocal loudmouths are anything like me they have abandoned the series. Solo doesn't count, we have to cut them deep on a numbered entry.

I hope I'm right. I know I wouldn't see it for free. Disney owns the rights but SW is mine. I won't watch them ruin it further.

>the fanbase is fucking retards who want bing bing death star flicks
I think they were just hoping for the story to make sense and for setups to pay off. Not their fault Rian Johnson took a shit on that

cope harder

Disney shills are getting creative.imagine stealing a literal who's Twitter and using greentext to combat bad press.

Embarrassing

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>I think they were just hoping for a story to make sense and for setups to pay off
Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger, you're saying they wanted JJshit to be continued, Rian did nothing wrong.

>who gives a shit?
You should give a shit since it is the basis for the entire argument you dumb cucklord. The claim of op was how well received it was, to check that you look for how audiences received it.
Not how 10 out of touch people decided to rate it based on arbitrarily chosen cinematography they decided to focus on this time, or how they were told to rate it for that sweet paycheck.

>he prequels which got love audience scores
59, 56, 66
bad scores for the first two, eh score for the 3rd.

>you're saying they wanted JJshit to be continued
they wanted the story to go somewhere, anywhere, yes. That is a natural expectation people have of a story. You can't ignore setups from previous movies when you're doing a sequel.

>He thought The force awakens was good.
It's trash. Luke doing nothing was obvious. Watch Tfa again, they never once say why Luke can stop the Empire rehash, but the whole plot is about finding him.

>"w...well the movie did great, but a park they did a few years later didn't! so the movie failed after all"
HAVE SEX already you incel freaks!

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TLJ did so well the next Star Wars film performed the worst in history

Have sex

disney shills are now pretending to like the prequels too

Reminder that if a movie is good you wouldnt need to remind people that its good

> Luke was shown to have grown by not chimping out on Kylo, whereas in Return of the Jedi he went nuts when Vader mentioned Leia, and when he saw Vader in the Dagobah cave.

> He had dark thoughts but this time he contained them. However, Kylo got the wrong impression and turned to the dark side and Luke blamed himself, because he is a human being.

Seriously, Luke is the part of Last Jedi that actually fucking works and makes sense.

But the fandom was angry that Luke wasn't a Gary Stu.

Every other time they open something new at Disneyland the lines for the new thing are out the door, hours and hours long. "Average" business for a new attraction means absolute failure.

Hahahahahaha kek, this, but unironically.

>This movie was a failure because a different movie failed!
try again incel

Do not have sex.

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Solo is the only star wars movie to star a manlet han solo and not harrison ford as han solo and be released 6 fucking months after the previous installment
thats why it failed Ron

>Luke was shown to have grown by not chimping out on Kylo, whereas in Return of the Jedi he went nuts when Vader mentioned Leia, and when he saw Vader in the Dagobah cave.
>shown to have grown by actually attempting murder instead of pussing out before

it's a main series Star Wars movie, of course it did great commercially because even the people expecting to hate it went to see it. What's scary is that people deluded themselves into thinking it meant it was good, since it was popular. Since this movie was released I've seen people argue that huge gaping plot holes don't matter in storytelling, this is the level of delusion we are at currently.

>It was popular and acclaimed, but my critical opinion was widely dismissed so not only did it fail, but its failure was accompanied by a mass delusion directed towards my singular correct view!

>However, Kylo got the wrong impression and turned to the dark side and Luke blamed himself, because he is a human being.
A bit far fetched but okay.
>Then proceeds to sit on the sidelines for 30 years while the galaxy burns because some jedi philosophies he disagreed with said to.
So much sense.

>make a bad movie
>in a franchise that prints gold so it still makes a profit
>just not very good

this isnt complicated. They just made a bad movie. bad movies are made every day.

LEAVE TWITTER NOW. TWITTER ISN'T REAL.
YOU NEED TO WAKE UP.

when you can come back to me with something better than "plot holes don't matter" to defend this movie maybe I'll listen to what you have to say. In the meantime it's been almost 2 years and the only counter-argument that has been raised by the cultist camp is "all critics are alt-right trolls", which doesn't even address anything about the movie itself. Get a grip it's fucking pathetic.

I liked it because it showed me how stupid and useless Star Wars really is. Rian Johnson showed me the truth!

We'll see how IX fares in December. I'm willing to be it's going to be a shit show.

everybody except incels: that was fun thanks
incels: WE WANT LEGENDS GRR WOMEN HERE IS A PICTURE OF A SHOPPED ACTRESS SO SHE LOOKS "UGLY"

I am not saying that it was good. I am saying it was popular and a success, though I am pretty sure that you are an alt-right troll given that I am posting here precisely because I am too

>WE WANT LEGENDS
I agree

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no I'm ancom. I despise identity politics like any good ancom but it's not even why the movie was bad

reminder

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Will Disney ever stop picking fights with the fans? I mean they're just shitty movies. What do they plan on doing when the fans the keep abusing realize there's more to life than bad movies?

...to post higher rez pics? Got it!

>buyers regret

Holdo could have been great in the hands of a good writer. Rian lacks any concept of nuanced storytelling.

Same with Canto Bight, tighter story and less fluff could have made it a fun set-piece.

As Plinkett said, TLJ has 3 C plots and no A plot, making it a structural mess.

Rey starts off great in Force Awakens, people forget that in the film's opening, she's set up perfectly. Then JJ fucks it up by making her perfect and the bestest ever at everything, robbing Rey of character development. JJ is at the root of the new trilogy's problems.

>she's set up perfectly
she eats while wearing a helmet so she's a master engineer who bypasses character development to make Han's ship fly properly.

Nice cope faggot

Why the fuck do any of you care about Star Wars

>Galaxys Edge is a flop

Is this true? I was hoping it would send the crowds away from Avatar.

cope.

Sup bro! DAE love when Obiwan said "Only a sith deals in absolutes?" LOL. So anyways, I was just talking with my friend and we both agree that TLJ is better than TFA. I'm really hyped for ROS. I can't wait to enjoy watching it in theatres several times while enjoying a personalized refreshing Coca Cola. LMAO.

>people forget that in the film's opening, she's set up perfectly

It's been half empty since it opened, super low crowds.

Rumor in multiple media stories they are considering scrapping it and rebuilding it as "Alladinland"

>They built a shitty theme park that nobody wants to go to.
>Everyone hates Star Wars now!

It was the movie long chase and the death by Skype of Luke at the end that did it in for me. Rian is just a little pantywaist faggot who accomplished exactly what he set out to do. He wanted the reaction he got, but I’m sure Disney didn’t. The next one will do well, but it’ll be all downhill after that if it’s not spectacular.

>Everyone hates Star Wars now!
Yes. That is correct.

The Star Wars ride at Disneyland was popular for over 30 years. Now they created an entire section dedicated to the franchise and no one is interested at all. That is what you kids would call an "EPIC FAIL".

>all those female characters
But I thought they didn't exist until Disney?

>0 (ZERO) negative by critics

Zero fuckin' negative reviews or of 56 critics? I mean STATISTICALLY atleast somone had to dislike TLJ..
Yeah super super fishy.

So many Disney shills here today.

If only people would listen to this

Just like the prequels right?

No..Not at all. Nothing like the prequels. What happened after the prequels were released is fucking child's play compared to the actual ruthless division that happened after The Last Jedi.. Literal lines in the sand and war paint.

Lucasfilm didn't declare war against it's fanbase after Attack of the Clones came out.

They paid 4 billions and only made back 1.5
They spent 1 more for the park, place is empty and they give 20 external reasons why to cope
They didn't want to pay royalties to the writers of hundreds of autistic novels (some that are really liked)
They didn't hire designers for new spaceships to sell toys (rehashes and new, but they suck)
They didn't put any effort (or thinking) into selling the videogame rights to different companies
They underestimated the patience of the most loyal fans and let any of their employers insult them on their bluecheck twitter accounts

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Your abusive use of buzzwords and meme betrays you, shill.

>"i'm not that guy anymore" is literally the worst arc to give any character
>luke gets that arc
>people defend it saying at least they gave him one

it was fucking boring, that was it's biggest offence.

including (You). Get in the mousetrap, faggot