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coke is spicy tho
>lighthearted joke about how we can't eat spicy food
>FUCK NIGGERS CRIME STATISTICS CONFIRMATION BIAS I HATE ALL MINORITIES THEY CAN'T JOKE ABOUT US
>White food aint got no soul!
>Soul food looks like someone literally squatted on the plate and started shitting all the most unhealthy, fattening crap they could fine onto a styrofoam plate
I'm mexican and I can't eat spicy foods or sour stuff. Every day I live is agony.
why is this a meme when basically every black person on hot ones acted like a bitch
Things white people don't think are spicy
>Artificial intelligence
>Modern medicine
>The modern car
>Cures and inoculations for innumerable diseases
>Revolutionizing media and film
>Creating the greatest country and civilization in the entire world
Coolio was based, though. Nigga just doused that last wing in that insanely hot sauce.
Its stupid though, most whites can handle much hotter foods than nigs and beaners as we are automatically have suppressable pain tolerance.
Thats why whites can get shot multiple times or get limbs blown off in war when other races fall and pee from single wounds.
sour path kids and coke are pretty spicy
Its true, we’re so lame
Blacks can't meme. They still haven't made a derogatory term for whites that's actually offensive
>i-its not true
Grow a pair snowflake.
cope harder tranny
Why do mexicans and african-americans pretend they're indians when it comes to food?
why is every aspect of black culture about excess? Even their food is all about muh spice
whats this meme about white people not being able to cook? yes, places like the uk and australia have bad food, but italy and america have the best food on the planet.
>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?
Well played
The UK and Australia don't have bad food. It's a slanderous lie spread by the French who would rather eat snails that Roast beef
This looks absolutely delicious you fucking weirdo.
It's white women. White men are great cooks.
It's the best they can come up with. And for the record, blacks in the south universally think Crystal's is hot. That shit makes Tabasco look like a jar of liquid fire.
It's just a bunch of grease and overcooked veg
Meta.
Because poor southern culture was about excess for blacks and whites in the american south.
Whites conquered the planet for the sake of spicy food you dumb nigger.
Self hating whites are the fuckin worst
>That shit makes Tabasco look like a jar of liquid fire.
A black person's idea of "spicy" is just food overloaded with salt and cheap hot sauce so they can actually taste it after a lifetime of inhaling menthols.
show me what proper, fat-free western cuisine looks like in your weird little head
don’t use that frog pedro, he’s reserved for white use only
And tea. Don't forget the tea
>t. seething nonwites
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Its hard to seethe when my race isn't dying out
Crack destroys your tastebuds you see
>white person says the N double G hard R word
>SHOOT HIM HE SAID THE WORD
Not him. But I believe there are more white people on planet earth than any other time in history. I'm talking in aggregate of course
>white soibois obsess over hotsauce, it's such a numale thing to put hotsauce on your food!
>at the same time though white soibois think watermelon is spicy, it's such a numale thing to not put hotsauce on your food!
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND SHITSKINS
>improper grammar
Yep, it's a black people meme alright
Do you think your life is like Avatar or something?
well last time i checked white people invented the best food in the world
It's a pile of slop you fat cunt
nothing makes yts seethe like this meme
Enjoying spice on your food is normal. Being obsessed with showing off your collection to reddit because you're insecure with your masculinity is basedboi behavior.
I've been to the south and white people there enjoy some really fucking spicy shit.
you're going too far with shitposting, son.
Hotsauces are so much better for you than the sugary sauces we usually use.
ketchup? use hot sauce instead
Mustard? use hot sauce instead
Steak sauce? COOK THE STEAK RIGHT
Black southern food and white southern food are basically identical. It originated from Scotland.
Anyone else like reapers? I know theyre a meme but they feel so good after the initial burst of heat.
>Lighthearted joke about blacks not being able to swim
>SOMEONE KNOCK DIS CRACKA DA FUCK OUT
>*a single tear streams down Tyrone's face. Hundreds of journalists capture this moment*
>I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT IF YOU EVER, IF YOU EVER SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN. IT'S TIME WE EARNED SOME MUHFUGGIN RAHSPECK
>*Claps and screaming YAAASSS can be heard from America*
Not everyone who jokes about whites is a self hating white you dumb zoomer. get a sense of humor faggot
>using sauces at all
God you're fat. Just season properly.
No, I’m not a huge faggot.
>mustard
>sugary
Unless you're talking about honey mustard, don't be retarded
Quality thread, op. You’re really improving the board.
Fuck you! It's not my fault there isn't a rapist Pepe.
Black people think vinegar is spicy for some reason. And they like mayonnaise way more than white people do. You pick on on a few things from working at a deli.
I only ever see white guys do dumb shit like drink an entire bottle of hot sauce.
Are you sure? You might like it? Come on over, we’ll have some spicy food and beer!
>fat
Hot sauces have no calories, it's mostly vinegar you monkey brained nigger.
>non white foods:
Okay, so we're going to put half a gallon of curry to cover up how it tastes like shit.
or
Okay, so we're going to bake this turkey in some koolaid now.
>travel around the world and conquer nations just to set up spice trade routes
>allow migrants into home country to set up Indian restaurants and the like
>spicy dishes become amongst the most popular in white countries
>"WHY CAN'T WHITE PEOPLE EAT LE SPICE XDDDD"
incredibly retarded logic
>it’s mostly vinegar
Exactly that’s why it’s so fucking gross. Just make a fresh salsa or chili oil.
imagine seething this hard over a plate of 'comfort food'
jesus christo, things we say here are supposed to be a joke brownie. why so mad over wh*te people?
>why yes i do enjoy shitting liquid curry every morning. i do enjoy my asshole burning and having to wipe 50 times because it's runny as curry
based bean
mustard is patrician
Best food goes like this
>french
>japanese
>Italian
Italian pussy is prime though
t. seething redditor
>we
fuck off you jewish shitskin mutt
do mexicans eat a lot of sour stuff
>tfw my tolerance for spicy food has decreased like fucking crazy as I've gotten older
I had trouble eating fucking sesame chicken the other day. I didn't even realize that shit had heat to it a few years back.
I can't even drink coke anymore. It burns my throat and makes my eyes water
>french
pastries and sweets
>japanese
noodles
>italian
pasta
Wow
A lot of Mexican candy is either sour or salty.
incredibly based lgr
>Steak sauce? COOK THE STEAK RIGHT
Nigga the .45 was literally invented because whites kept shooting chinks but couldn't put them down with multiple shots and the whites would get murdered in melee combat
>healthy people think the sun is bright
I really hope you aren't like this, Yea Forums.
99% of the best chefs in the world are either white or asian
>God you're fat. Just season properly.
Either bait or you know nothing about cuisine
Why are "whites" so sensitive when called out for not eating spicy shit?
It's literally a beaner/pooskin flavor lmao, why are you lowering yourselves down to their level and trying to prove your masculinity?
I hate spicy food and I'm content with that.
Also you didnt comment on Italian pussy being prime.
I see that you are also a virgin. Might explain your anger
Steak sauce is a good condiment. I use it on pork chops
you dont belong here anymore gramps
This is the only seasoning I have and or need.
I had a friend grow Trinidad Moruga scorpion peppers and we split one. Suffice to say I had the shits all night and couldn't eat anything for almost an entire day
This reads like something a feminist wrote.
fat virgins use Yea Forums
actual "white" people are not writing replies on Yea Forums
sounds like a jelly poorfag to me
French eats horses and frogs leg
Japaneses eat fucking cold soups and raw fish
Italians eat nothing but cheese and tomato.
Mexican and Turkish are superior in every way ya fucking plebecite.
>take some chunks of shitty quality meat of mysterious origins
>put them in a big pot with some assorted shriveled vegetables
>empty half of your spice cabinet in the pot
>cook it for a very long time until you can't even recognize the single ingredients
>serve with some rice or some shit
voilà, prime ethnic cuisine
LMAO white people are so crazy amirite
This. Everyone in this thread is a beaner.
Sure they have. It's called "incel"
>white people """"spice""""
*light hearted joke about fried chicken, watermelon, and grape drank*
>Blacks can't meme
>JUST fuck my shit up
>that person who thinks liking spicy food makes him hard
I love spicy food, by the way.
Also, fuck niggers.
what the fuck is JUICE?
based
>Mustard
>Sugary
Idiot yellow mustard is right with hot sauce for diets
Calling people numale is a yt thing.
>Also you didnt comment on Italian pussy being prime.
Well there is an old saying redditt. Greeks invented sex. Italians invented sex with a woman.
Halle Barry was a champ
I don't give a shit about not being able to enjoy super spicy foods
traditionally hot spices were used to mask the poor quality of the raw ingredients, like not-so-fresh meat and so on.
>food is so spicy that the only thing you can taste is the burning effect of the capsaicin
what's the fucking point? You could put very hot sauce on damp cardboard and it would taste the same
>tfw too poor for those sauces
>just buy scotch bonnets at the flea market
I love Mexican but their entire menu is the same shit and always comes with the same sides. It's great food culture but it isnt high end meal cuisine.
>meme sauce
AYO
AY
AYOOOOOO
>WYPPO
LMAO
>beans and rice
>superior to anything
>French
Your meal, monsieur. Bone apple teeth!
I hope you people realize that by "white" people, these memes don't refer to all white people. It only targets obese city slicking americans whose diet consists of mcdonalds and coke.
No one doubts european cuisine, for example.
The whole thing's just kind of baffling. Like if there was suddenly a meme about white people not wearing shoes, and we were like "we wear shoes though", and they were like "haha! he's so insecure!", while I'm sitting here wearing shoes, and they're over there being low IQ and committing an unproportionate amount of crime.
Southern here, about the only hood thing on that plate is the cornbread and even that looks dry as a dog turd on a hot sidewalk. Southern "comfort" food is overblown, it's slop that was given to slaves and poor folk and has been rebrands to be a cultural staple and fine dining. It's like how lobster used to be trash food given to prisoners but now it's fancy food.
Well you can never be wrong when you can just redefine what words mean on the fly.
So yankees with their gross yankee stuffing at holidays?
Ability to handle spice looks something like:
Caribean > Indian > Mexican = Most whites > Blacks = Arabs > A very small subsection of white regions
I don't know enough about East Asian cuisine to make a confident claim, but I can't think of much Japanese/Korean food that is particularly spicy.
Only real nigga in there was Stone Cold Steve Austin
Mexican and turkish restaurant are dirty street joint for fat people.
Italian, japenese and especially french cuisine has high end restaurant from around the world
There is no point denying the obvious
Ask any ppl who know two things about cuisine they ll tell you the same
Also I can do the same as you
>turk just put lamb on a stick and eat it with fermented milk
> mexican just put anything they find into weird pasta
>blacks can't meme
You know that the vast majority of modern meme culture comes from black twitter, right?
>inb4 "yeah all the bad shit"
pretty much everything wordfiltered here due to overused started there. And that's along with a bunch of other stuff that is widely popular on here, both reaction images and memes.
>inb4 "you're just a butthurt nigger!"
no, I just care about getting facts right. And I hate to see people who are blatantly ignorant of what they're talking about acting as if they do know what they're saying and talking down to others over it.
Being able to appreciate fine seasoning, including spices, is a key part to having a refined palette. I'm sorry you're a pleb when it comes to food user.
why is it only fat white boomer guys at the hottest pepper competitions? they've dominated spice so long they had to invent new peppers.
All these creepy crackers think chunks are “honorary white “ though
>You know that the vast majority of modern meme culture comes from black twitter, right?
boomers burn off their taste buds because jews told them it was a second form of circumcision
I was basing my list on my perceptions of the average person of each race/region, rather than the group maximums.
>modern meme culture
Normalfagged versions of old imageboard memes?
>but I can't think of much Japanese/Korean food that is particularly spicy
it's just a different type of spiciness.
like wasabi is pretty hot but in a different way compared to chili
>You know that the vast majority of modern meme culture comes from black twitter, right?
You know all those gifs of basketball players depict them playing a game white people invented right
I can't wait until we go back to saying "joke"
>cooking show
>host is black
>they start eating mosquitoes
Hot sauce is at the top of the Reddit list
>You know that the vast majority of modern meme culture comes from black twitter, right?
BRUH DIS SPONGEBOB :laughing emoji: :laughing emoji: :100 emoji: :okayhand emoji:
Next they'll be taking credit for spongebob himself
>I'm mexican
>Every day I live is agony.
ftfy
I want to go back to image macros
Nigga the .45 was invented prior to WW1 it had nothing to do with asians, You dumb motherfucker.
Cite your sources please. I'd love to hear about how reaction images, mspaint comics, and baneposting originated on Twitter.
>Caribean > Indian > Mexican
Yeah, I don't think so sweaty. You clearly have not been around people from PR or DR
This. I married a Caribbean girl and she can't handle spice for shit. She literally thinks mcchickens are spicy.
COKE IS SPICY YOU FAGGOT THAT'S WHY IT'S SO POPULAR. SPICEY JUST MEANS PRESENCE OF SPICES YOU ILLITERATE FUCKING DUNCES.
I can still eat spicy food and not be bothered until about 15 min later I need to shit for the rest of the day. It was never like that before I turned 28.
now do black cooking shows
Italians from the south usually can handle spicy foods very well, northern italians not so much
I don't understand why blacks think whites can't handle spices. White people literally made war over this for hundreds of years.
COKE IS SO SPICY THEY USE IT TO DEGREASE ENGINES
THE SHIT U CRACKA NIGGAS DRINK LMFAO
I actually haven't been. One of my close friends is from Trinidad and every time they have a family cookout it's very spicy. Puerto Ricans can't handle spice?
>the virgin spicy vs the chad savoury
niggers think that loading up fried chicken with red paper flakes and buffalo sauce makes them superior to white people
umami bros rejoice
fuck hot sauce, this is my shit
I'm in FL and they have Texas Pete, Louisiana, Crystal, and generic at fried chicken places here.
Has this hotsauce obsession always been a thing and I just never noticed or is it more recent? Almost everyone I know has a bottle of tabasco in their house but no one ever feels the need to comment on it. And yet I see tons of shit out there about hotsauces like they're fucking trading cards
The main ingredient in all savoury sauces is SOYa
You Soya boy
based
SRIRACHA WAS THE BEGINNING
NOW ITS GONE FULL REDDIT
LIKE CRAFT BEER MICROBREWS BUT WORSE
>blacks can’t meme
>”based” which is the most popular term on this website is taken from a black rapper named lil b aka based god
Reminder the only people with negative opinions about hot sauce are just fanny flustered they can't handle it.
Yeah that's it. Go shart your cargo shorts.
Yeah, I think Sriracha was the start of it all. I remember reading shit ton of articles shilling it saying it literally goes with anything! Anything! I only eat hot sauce on eggs mostly and it's pretty gross on that
saying based isn't a meme it's just a word
Please tell that to Muh Spice Wars faggots. Those spices weren’t just for making food hot.
>Trinidad
They have some Indian influence with their curries and what not but generally most countries in the Caribbean aren't big on spice. It's mostly Mexicans and Peruvians who are into spice at least in the Americas.
I don't know what faggot country you're from but corn bread and collard greens are food fit for the gods.
I could if I wanted to
What's wrong with cargo shorts all of the sudden?
I only like sriracha in ramen
A meme isn't just a funny internet picture.
>all these triggered replies
I’ve always loved Tabasco sauce. Sriracha is good, but it’s guaranteed bleeding asshole so I avoid it.
>mfw my wife's bf brings home a new hot sauce
>white people created an entire empire based on spice trades, advancing worldwide trade relations and generating profits
What’s the matter, non whites... can’t handle a little genocide?
LMAO
HOTSAUCE HIPSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jamaican food has some nice heat. I had some jerk chicken for lunch.
Sriracha isn't even very good. What is the appeal?
Based used in that context is absolutely a meme you fucking moron. Do you understand what a meme is?
I like LGR, you stop pulling him down to Yea Forums's niveau.
anyone beside me ever try ox tail? that shits delicious if you like fatty meats
imgur lets me "make a meme" by writing in that distinct font over a picture of a penguin :D he's called bad advice dog for some reason he invented pokeparents and courage wolf (there's an old meme blast from the past)
>italians
>white people
>I am a picky eater that only eats fast food because I was spoiled by my parents
Way to out yourself underagefag.
I made oxtail thai curry recently and I wanted to fuck the plate. Would recommend.
shut the fuck up white boi
This whole thread is white people trollling other white people.
Reminder there are ZERO niggers, spics, chinks, or poo-in-loo browsing Yea Forums. Periodt.
>You don't eat fried intestines that make the whole room smell like shit, but not only that taste like shit? You must be picky.
No, the food is just fucking gross.
I know more than you apparently
I don't think it's fair to make generalisations based on ethnicity, when it should be on the culture. For example, here in Finland the traditional dishes only use salt and occasionally pepper. Nowadays, with a global free market, I've been eating hot stuff since I was a kid and I'm only physiologically limited by stomach getting filled with bodily fluids.
>Reminder there are ZERO niggers, spics, chinks, or poo-in-loo browsing Yea Forums. Periodt
>Periodt
Worcestershire sauce doesn't contain soya
steak/bbq sauce usually doesn't contain soya
only soya sauce contains soya
fermented soya is pretty much different from the raw thing tho
rate my collection bros
White guys obsess over spicy things exactly because they're insecure about all the "this bread is spicy" memes
>You know that the vast majority of modern meme culture comes from black twitter, right?
Bullshit.
who here /drink brine out of pickled jalapeno jar/?
I drink pickle juice out of the jar. Tastes good.
Is there a Hot Ones branded sauce?
they were eating spicy food before the term "meme" was ever hatched
rate mango habanero x/10
>don't do thing
lol. white boy ain't do thing!
>do thing
lol, he doe thing cus he insecure!
>purchase rope
I make popsicles out of pickle juice.
go back to mexico you squat goblin wetback
How did this post turn out 100% true?
Because it's funny and true.
any restaurant with majority black staff will 100% be filthy and have shitty food
DID ANYONE RESPOND WITH SOME CHOICE STATS FROM THE NEGRONOMICON
That's not really fair to lobsters. They were always just big sea bugs with decent meat.
What's really fucked about lobster is that it tastes way better as a component than just eating it straight out of the shell, but that's the meme way to eat it
>MANGO HABENRO WHISKEY DRINKS AT THE LOCAL JAZZ BAR AND BUYING A LIMITED RELEASE VINYL OF THE LOCAL BAND THAT TASTES LIKE THE LAST DAB OFF HOT ONES.
Here's the quick rundown on soulfood and seasoning the shit out of food and drowning everything in hotsauce, when black people were slaves or just plain poor they only had access to the trash parts of certain animals and the worst types of vegetables, the white folks are eating some nice filets, lamb chops, white meat of the chicken which only needs a little salt, pepper and cooked in some butter to taste good, anything more ruins the natural flavors, but jamal and his family? they're eating pigs feet, chicken gizzards etc etc, well how do you make that taste good? all the seasonings and hot sauce you can find is the only to make that shit taste edible, tldr black people eat the white mans trash and pretend it tastes like pumpkin pie to cope with their shitty existence.
Woah dude the sanctity of steak what a great cut of meat please dont overcook or put any sauces on it you arent even a real man like me lol sugar is bad for you dude I prefer to signal how superior I am to the world instead of just enjoying things
Why do niggers only eat dark meat?
dark meat is best meat, sugar.
I don't even cook my steak. I just lick cows.
I feel this is like IPA’s/craft beers where you probably don’t care much for the beer but you consume as much as you can to show all your friends on social media how great you are.
>order escargot
>garlic butter, thin layer of cheese, garlic toast
>absolutely delicious
>there's only like 8 fucking snails
Why won't you sell it as a main and fill my plate with the fuckers? It's not like they're expensive.
Im white italian american and ate pic related and thought it wasnt that bad. Ive seen blacks and other minorities on youtube literally cry from eating this.
So I don't undersatnd this meme...
Because white folks are predictable and they don't wanna admit it
They genuinely have the best qualities of the two peppers that were used to breed them. Taste amazing.
Easy to be predictable when you're always right.
same reason white people give their dogs the leftover dark meat, it's garbage.
Not gonna lie, that sauce he made up would make a damn fine jerk chicken.
Sounds like my kinda bbq
Who's worse? BBQfags or hotsauce fags? I realize there's a lot of crossover.
>white people eating spicy food
the white stereotypes don't come from any truth and are made with contempt by darkies, hence why white people are never offended by them.
Any kinos about cookouts?
This thread begs to siffer
>Its stupid though, most whites can handle much hotter foods than nigs and beaners as we are automatically have suppressable pain tolerance.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mexicans are white so he belongs here.
Daily reminder that butthurt is proportional to the truth, so this meme is true
if you have pink niples you are white
I've seen black people with pink nipples so that's obviously not true.
Talking shit about bbq is liable to get you shot green horn.
just realy realy realy tanned white people
I've also seen white people with brown nipples.
>235 + post
Got em good job OP
bring it, fatass.
The weirdest to me is people who like eating fish. Like its the grossest food and if your lucky it taste bland rather than fishy. I will never understand people who actually enjoy fish.
they were not white in that case
probably greek or arab
Why do you retards never understand the use of 'snowflake'. Calling someone a snowflake is not an accusation of fragility. No one needs to accuse you people of being fragile. Everyone knows your fragile. No, it's saying that you put on airs and pretend to be more special than you really are--unique, like a snowflake, when you're really just a plain old faggot like so many others.
>they were not white in that case
Says who?
why would you admit this publicly?
Marketing.
Consider the fact that “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” is LITERALLY a successful Kellogg’s marketing campaign that became tradition and stuck, and has no basis in any kind of nutritional/health science.
Have you only ever eaten frozen shit, catfish, and flounder?
Plenty of tasty fish out there, it's not all mushy funky trash. Tuna and Swordfish are very steaky.
I hate them too. They taste fine, but they turn my shit into pure acid that makes my ass bleed. Why would I willingly put myself through that?
It’s salty
I'm more surprised no one has posted ja/ck/ yet.
WE WUZ MEMERZ N SHIEET
Based retard
>Niggers
Fried chicken and collard greens
Wow
Based and redpilled response. Whites conquered the world for spices, cry more darkie
>lighthearted joke about blacks liking fried chicken
>
I once ate a whole red pepper when I worked at a daycamp to make some point to the kids. I don't remember why I thought it was a good idea but I think I got that message across.
>he's never eaten fresh, properly marinated, Mahi Mahi, Swordfish, Sea bass.
peasant
Why yes I do spam blacked on Yea Forums how could you tell
let them lose their souls. they're animals anyway
me
you are only white if you have pink nipples
Lol all the replies literally did exactly what it said. Seething white boys.
spbp
>ahhhhhhh. I love seafood!!
The funny thing is that I'm a white guy and this stereotype probably holds mostly true with me, but I my closest friends are maniacs when it comes to spicy food and I know that there are plenty of great white chefs out there. I'm surprised my friends' anuses haven't prolapsed by now based on their diets.
Koreans have their own variance of spicy food that hits differently. Look up Gochujang.
pretty much this. People forget how a history of a people influences their culture. Africans in Africa don't come here and fall in love with American black food. Two diff cultures.
>Black dumps sugar juice on some chicken
>I'S A CHEF AN SHEEEEIT
>think that are spicy
I thought blacks left words/letters out, not added unnecessary ones in
is there anything blacks wont steal?
is there a single black chef who runs a michelin starred restaurant?
Tuna gang
>we