They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints...

>They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? 'Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously, that's not possible, even with computers. Not only that, they'd have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now. So, they got no proof. They got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed, but who's to say there isn't another Mrs. Soprano just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia, but the same. What I'm saying is...

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I happen to know for a fact you were high at my mother in law's wake.

He's right, there were two Vito's, Chrissy saw it with his own eyes, that's why he was a drug addict, he knew too much, clones are real.

JESUS CWIST CWISTOFA!

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at my muddas wake....jesus cwist....

Whoa he isn’t wrong T

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>And obviously, that's not possible, even with computers
I always laugh during this part

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>it's another "Chrissy telling Tony he has da disease" episode

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Look, it doesn't change anything.....but I can verify that he was sick for a little while

Woahwoahwoahwoah...

You killed the dog?
Wha'd you do that for?

>What, was it barking?
Love Paulie's response to it.

Without Chris we wouldnt have the reactions we have from Tony, and honestly thats a good thing. Truly the gem of this show

This is defintely cannon now lmao
>I SHOUDA NEVA WENT TO THAT FUCKIN SANDWITCH SHOP

lmao you're right

hah same. That whole interaction is golden.

Christopha I fucked Tony

>Vito Spatafore may have passed, but who's to say there isn't another Vito Spatafore just like him, or will be? Maybe not with the same love of cocks, but the same. What I'm saying is...

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I must me loyle to my capo

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Some might say Lynchian, in a Kafkaesque kind of way.

>Tfw you gotta live in the world

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EVERYONE'S IN THERE TELLING STORIES ABOUT HER
I GOT A BEAUT!

>he fell off the counter while he was spraying for ants?
>well he was wearing socks

>pussy
>smells like fish
K I N O

Take me to the river

>gives your jacket to a immgant

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You give him a jacket that you treasure and he gives it to his fuckin polack maid...

Tony being triggered by the Billy Bass and the inexplicable joy everyone else gets out of it will never stop being funny

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER!

DROP ME IN THE WATER!

>When my time comes, tell me, will I stand up?

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Are Italians white? They look like Turks.

Silvio wakes up, r-right Yea Forums?

They're as white as Puerto Ricans

They're half eggplant

Did you know cannonly on the show she fucked a black guy and chris knew?

I'm italian american and thats a big no no. You don't date a girl whose been with a black, every italian knows that. No way christopher if he was an actual italian in the mafia would date her, and if his crew found out he would be in hot shit.

>she fucked a black guy
No she didn't. She had an abortion and gave a BJ to Penn Jillette, but she never fucked a nigger.

He killed 19 Czechoslovakians, guy was an interior decorator

You're bangin' a shine?

Italian here. Can confirm.

>Whoa hey, hold it Tone... Thing is, I'm thinkin there's something more going on wit this sign then meets the eye...

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>Martina Luther King

LUIS BRASI SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES

Yes, in Norway.

I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit

>Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?
>No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes

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vito looked like a boliviano

kek

>BJ to Penn Jillette
Completely based

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Jesus christ.

No, on the show they say her ex boyfriend was black.

His place looked like shit

if I want to watch Sopranos, what season should I start with?

5 then 2 then 6 then 4 then 3
Skip 1
Always start a season with the 5th episode too, then go backwards

thanks

No they fucking don't. Name the episode.

>They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces.
He's obviously never been to China.

based noodlenigs