Underwater

quick! do your best sigourney weaver impression!

Inb4 obligatory "we're gonna have to hold our breath and swim through the flooded room" sequence

>creature doesn't turn into jelly after depressurizing or just explode
gay

That was the best part of The Poseidon Adventure though.

and the shittiest part of Alien Resurrection
and that's really saying something...

who's that dude?

In reality the only people working on a underwater station would all be older men with long CVs.

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go talk about it here, faggot >

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they'd also sound pretty hilarious with all the helium in their air supply. This was on netflix pretty crazy stuff:

youtube.com/watch?v=mSJL57Gq2OQ

I like mosnter movies, especially underwater ones. Deep Star Six, Leviathan, and all that shit I'm all over it. So I'll be watching.

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Imagine being a girl in your prime years, and you decide to shave your head and look like an angry boy.

she's way past her prime years.

>deep sea thread on Yea Forums
I guess it's time to find my old hard drives and make some rov webms

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>the only way to communicate with the creature is eating it’s pussy
we’re in luck

awesome.

I remember when I was about 11 yo this classmate I had a crush on shaved her head as a dare for $150.
Lost all interest in her. That is something only the cheapest of the cheap prostitutes would do.

maybe the real underwater creature was the friends we made along the way

neat

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Looks kino except for the CGI and shitty jump scares. It basically looks like The Nun except underwater.
Kstew is hot tho.

What in the fuckerino

Fake

It looks like it could trigger my thalassophobia.

I'm liking this

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>the creatures only weakness is getting scissored
we’re in luck

Yeah the way it moves is fake, but visually it looks like a vampire squid trying to eat a comb jelly

>What do you want?
B-b-b-ic-c-c-cycle

>criterion app
Patrish af

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Extremely silly. At that depth, there,is,just no way to construct a platform that size, the suits wouldn’t work, etc., etc.

It's a fiction, you know

I always found the ocean spooky, but I love to go swimming.
I struggled to jump into the water or stay in long this summer though, first I thought I was just uneasy because of the cold, but it's just an irrational fear about not knowing what's underneath. Irrational because it's in fresh water lakes I swim. When there are other people around there's no issue, maybe because I figure whatever water monster is there will grab them first.

Well, she's got 3 movies in their collection i think.

>Well, she's got 3 movies in their collection i think.
I think most of the credit for getting into criterion belongs to the director.

>pg13

Gonna be a hard pass for me senpai

>dominos pizza app

patrician or pleb?

Obviously.

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CGI aliens killed it.
They looked like shit.
laughably bad.

How is it possible to be so ugly? It’s so distracting. I don’t think I could watch it with her and TJ Millers ugly fucking faces as the leads

Kristen *inhales* Stewart
No fucking thank you faggot, go back

There will probably be an R cut of the film on Blu Ray

She's fucking terrible too

I want to put my penis in Kristen Stewart's vagina.

i hope the monsters are cute!

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>R rated cut
>they just say "fuck" a few more times

Seriously why even make a scary/horror movie and have it rated fucking pg13 holy shit.
Oh nvm this movie isnt for us... its for teenage girls

Looks like it could have been an interesting thriller with a team trapped, and dealing with a failing structure under pressure, but they had to add a monster of the week. Pass.

ay Jessica Henwick in this

Will it have anything as good Deep Star Six's decompression scene?

pervert

I avoid fresh water lakes because it may be filthy with dead tissue and nasty stuff.
The ocean is spooky because something huge could be under the surface without you knowing it.

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tell me what James Cameron thinks about it before I even think of going to see it. Also TJ Miller sucks fucking balls.

nice.

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why is kstew so gay now

She always was, she's just don't have to hide it now.

You've never watched Lake Placid

I couldn't find any wildlife that was particularly interesting and I'm boomer tier at making webms apparently. Oh well.

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>kirsten stewart

no thanks

>movie set underwater
>name it underwater

My fucking dick

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this is genius, unironically.

...is flaccid.

>tj miller
reddit

either mexicans or underaged. probably both.

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Why that fucking bitch from that vampire shit though

C r i n g e

BASED

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she's so soft and delicate here...
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

is she believable as a action star

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You deserve to die

Imagine to kiss her

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BUT I DON'T WANT TO WATCH PONTUS

i can only dream..

meh

Could this be stealth Lovecraft kino about Deep Ones?

Godzilla 3?

$65 million budget for this, what did they spend it on, her shitty haircut ?

*her gorgeous haircut
ftfy

she's so fucking gorgeous

>Imagine to kiss her
she's a degenerate rug muncher

You deserve to die too

Imagine to rub your hands through her hair while you're kissing her, wow

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>Could this be the Stealth of Lovecraft kino about Deep Ones?
Hmmmmm

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Trailer shows way too much.

Who the fuck edits this shit?

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why are you doing this

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Looks generic and boring but those suits are fucking kino. It reminds me Terminator Armor from 40k

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I want more movies like the abyss.

this looks like your typical jump scare ADD audience shitty scifi movie

Someone has to

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fffuck, she's so beautiful... Angel!

yeah it does but beggars can't be choosers. I just want my deep sea movies bro.

Is there a chance to make some Bloop-kino, or you just cant make films about colossal sea monster without going full Asylum-tier trash or kaiju capeshit?

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No chance t b h.

>Jessica Biel Stealth
Hmmmmm

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I want realistic underwater base kino with slow buildup.

This trash had her running away from a total structure failure under 5000 feet of water pressure.

It will be a zoomer cartoon with some shitty cgi monsters

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>we humans are the real deep sea monsters
I can guarantee this will happen.

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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
I want K-Stew to peg me and I know the rest of you do too.

Starcraft Movie when?

I liked Sphere and Abyss. I also liked Event Horizon, and The 13th Warrior.

We need more movies like these.

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i want her take a piss on me sooo bad :(

Poor little cumbrain :(

i want this dyke to munch my carpet so bad

>Kristen Stewart and Jessica Henwick in deepsea kino.

fuck im going to be banned from theatres for jerking off again

Looks good, I'll go see it.

So it's Alien featuring the mermaids from the Animal Planet "documentary"?

What ps3 game is this?

>make a shlock undersea horror movie for the 80's audience with a title most adults in the 80's would be able to comprehend
>easily and without worry call it "Leviathan"

>make a shlock undersea horror movie for the 10's audience with a title most adults in the 10's would be able to comprehend
>know full well you won't be able to do much better than "UNNERWUDDER" without confusing the typical, present day movie goer

>end of trailer

>"It's pulling me UNDERWATER™!!!"

I already walked out of the theater and the shit isn't even out yet.

SNIFF

Xmedia recode is your friend

(Oldfag that made 10 gigs of webms for Yea Forums)

What movie is that still from?
Thanks!

This looks awful, still, will be worth a viewing on my AMC pass.

I appreciate this webm, very industrial and aesthetic. Thanks man

Recommend some sea monster kinos

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comfiest thread on Yea Forums. Movie may end up trash but its got to be better than the Meg. I'm not asking for much, just a few underwater spooks.

you like boyish looking lesbians?

then it would become another version of The Thing

ofc

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lots of cute girls in college - what's your point
you're fixated on a single memory, and kstew can't act

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>DUDE WE GOT A NEW SCIFI MOVIE
>ITS JUST LIKE ALIEN
fuck off, scifi is cringe

screenshotting your post

she already did

is she playing buzz lightyear?

I would rather beat my dick to the Plus-sized underwear section of a Macy’s ad than have even a single sexual thought about Kristen Stewart in this film

this just looks terrible, cliche driven fast burn
way to jew

why the fuck did they put TJ Miller in this movie. way to instantly kill my desire to watch it.
>inb4 comic relief
its an awful trope.

Motherfucking Isaac Clarke is in this. What the fuck.

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I'm a sucker for this genre and it looks decently produced but so flat and derivative in every way. The creature reveal in found footage jump scare is really cancer.

So it’s Sphere for Zoomers?

deep star six is kino, i recommend it everytime halloween rolls around and people want monster movies, but i never have seen it mentioned by anyone else.

which would be kino
instead we get this garbage with brick face dyke in leading role

Equals

I thought TJ Miller was institutionalized for TDS or metoo'd or somehing

This movie was shot in spring 2017.

Please tell me Ridley Scott has nothing to do with it. He just has really talented people orbiting him, he's a terrible fuck now. The leaders in film fight now should actually be dissolved in favor of their teams. They make good films, their leaders do not.

that's William Eubank's movie.

poor girl. its good shes still able to work even though she has cancer. very brave.

I can google it but tell me, what's he known for?

I'm fine with this. I remember growing up and going to Blockbuster, rented Abyss, Jaws, Deep Star Six and Leviathan dozens of times.

There needs to be more/better underwater horror movies. The 47 meters down series is shit, Meg was shit, Piranha was shit, I can't remember the last decent aquatic horror movie. Hell the 30 seconds of the giant underwater dinosaur that I saw in Jurrassic Park was better than most of the other shit out there.

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Fuck this chick was gorgeous. Why did she have to go full dyke.

Alternate universes within another one? That's a fair artistic take.

don't you mean flashier budget Leviathan?

and she's still gorgeous.
for an extremely low budget sci-fi, it was a decent flick.

>IT PULLING ME UNDERWAYER.2019.1080P.WEB-DL.H624

kino

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Is this Pattinson?

Looks okay, I guess
I do love me some underwater mining/science station shit, especially done well.
Honorable mentions-
Leviathan was basically just "the thing: underwater", but still alright. You get to see Marv from Home Alone get ripped apart by a monster.

Deepstar Six was about a giant prehistoric.. worm.. leech.. sea cucumber.. thing. Has Peter Weller in it, and he's pretty great.

Sphere was a better book than a movie, but still worth a mention. Samuel Jackson phones it in and could give less of a fuck, but its fun to watch him antagonize everyone.

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High budget "Deep Star Six".

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I don't think anything she's involved in is particularly good but I think it's best to hold out reservation. I haven't liked her since Twilight. Those book made no sense no matter how many times my older sister explained them to me.

>See Jacob was imprinted on her daughter in the womb and-

Nope. Why even? This is the worst plot ever I give up.

>TJ Miller
Nah

I can guarantee you Jessica is the first to die

I think TJ millers is the first to die, like in the first 20 minutes.

So pretty

So are you :3

Were they the most kino couple?

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>tfw no wojack edit

garbage.

Looking forward to this

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No, they were just beards for each other.

What the fuck is that hairstyle?

>pg-13
Uh that's a kids movie.

Beautiful.

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hold on bro i fixed your waifu, no need to thank me ;)

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>PG 13

LMAO confirmed shit

retard

Why did i lose to this?

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>pg13
>Diversity ™
>TJ miller

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Surprised kids today even know that the fuck The Abyss even was

soma adaptation fucking when?

How is Miller even still getting work after all the shit he's done. Didn't he bomb an airport a few years ago

...

>tfw no kstew bf

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>evil mermaids

I will watch it anyway cause I like underwater films.

with chloe moretz at her side there's no limit to how big she could get

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Based BralessStew

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Kind of reminds me of that video of a crab that gets absolutely fucked when it got to close to some underwater pipe.

What's going on with eminem these days?

why couldnt they just cast a white male instead of this lesbo imitation?

looks like a non-immersive cgi shitfest to me

>that Poseidon remake with Kurt Russel. He didn't have to die that real...

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ofug

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I can't stand that lispy jew.

>Freshwater is safe.

user...

one neutral evil please

The only way to make a better movie than Abyss is to have your crew die during the filming.

Nobody else will thank you, but I will.

youtube.com/watch?v=YhPdB5fxKA0

dat 40k terminator armor

>that comic relief shite
it even ruins the tone of the trailer

>tfw no SoB kstew to praise the Emperor with

>bad cgi, awful dialogues, ugly-ass actors, just like all the other blockbusters these days

someone put Hollywood out of its misery already

goddamn

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Anyone know why we still don’t have an UHD/BD of the abyss yet?

this

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Or what's more likely is that she got passed around and used up by a bunch of Jew producers and rich Arabs and now this is her way of coping.

*deep sea movie is made*
>is just a ripoff of the other 10 deep sea movies

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Based

2deep4movieplebs

Yes. Two of the hottest Hollywood couple to exist.

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the plot twist is that humans are the aliens and the deep ones are the original owners
humans magic tech kept the horrors in bay but now stupid nu-humans have broken it

SUBNAUTICA KINO

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>DUDE cgi LMAO
>racially and sexually diverse cast
>everyone enjoying themselves until things go wrong
>lovecraft
>pg-13

Hard pass

nah, in that case she would be far more popular and successful now, with major awards, oscar-bait roles etc.

Xenomorphs with fins

Screencap this post

hello human

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That's not always how it works. They don't always get Oscar bait roles, just high profile roles above their looks/talent. Zendaya got a massive push and the most noteworthy thing about her is she was Harvey's last noted "project" before he had to retire.

how is it even possible to be this gorgeous

slashfilm.com/the-abyss-blu-ray/
He ultimately owns the rights to both films. The blurays are ready for his review but he can't drag himself away from the Avatar sequels to review them.

By virtue of being the prettiest female in Hollywood.

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>not naming it undewatayy

glorious

Christ, imagine being a human and having that happen to you

O earth, what changes hast thou seen!
There where the long street roars, hath been
The stillness of the central sea.

The hills are shadows, and they flow
From form to form, and nothing stands;
Like clouds they shape themselves and go.

me on the left.