Go to a girl's apartment

>go to a girl's apartment
>her Psyduck keeps watching us from the corner

What the fuck is its problem?

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WWFH
white women fuck hypnos

His incel sense is tingling

Psy ay aye

how do i get a friend like this

Go out, beat up a wild animal, and bring it home.

>trying to masturbate
>my Ralts keeps teleporting into my room and staring at me blankly

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Mewtwo is kinda hot

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Squish him.

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Why does it have a handle on the back of its neck?

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>trying to masturbate
>my gardevoir floats into my room
>approaches my bed, gently moves my hands away from my dick
>takes it into her mouth

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One hand pulls that and the other pulls the tail while you plow it's pokeboipussi

Kind of like dogs, eh?

Why do they all have that, again?

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>My Ditto keep transforming in Christina Hendricks and making sugestive poses and playing with her boobs when i we are alone.
A question pokémons can get pregnant from humans?

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Same question, but other way around.

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People call me a genwun bitch ass nigga, but im like, nah nigga, look at this little homie. This shit is it.

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Two brains

Psyduck wants to see a guy fuck.

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I fucking love Hypno porn, but most of it has been BWFH because the new female favorite character is black I guess. Haven't played Pokemon in years and I don't like hypnosis, but there's just something about monster hypnosis that works for me.

Also, it's more like HFWW. Nobody wants to willingly have sex with a dickhead like Hypno who evolved from a fat elephant midget.

>you just know

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why would you fuck a psyduck tho, they might explode from cumming

I was watching this with my mom and she called him Deweyguck

Doesn't that relieve stress, though?

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Almost as good as Psykokwak.

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not when the psionic shockwave liquifies all your internal organs

>silly duck

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I mean that fucking reduces stress so he wouldn't brainsplode in the first place.

>go to a girls apartment
>get police called on me

sex can also be stressful though, especially for an fat awkward duck

Nah, Psyduck is a sex freak.

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>Detective Pikachu, thank Arceus you're here!
>We need you to investigate a brutal triple rape

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