>he imagines himself as a accomplished writer/director
He imagines himself as a accomplished writer/director
>he imagines himself as an accomplished female writer/director
I only come here to sneed i dont know aboun whatever this board is about I dont care all I do is feed and seed all day.
I'm pretty sure I bought the same hoodie from H&M in 2014
>he has written (and ripped apart) 8 treatments for a film that captures the feel of the face this girl is making
fucking based
SNEED
I want to take a big greasy rancid hangover dump right on her fucking face
>he imagines himself with a decent job and steady girlfriend
haha yeah... I wrote a script a few years ago, started as kino but became straight to dvd flick halfway through. It was painful.
I started a few scripts since then, but haven't finished any. I get good ideas, then ruin them.
wow 2014 must have been quite the year for you
>he has dreams and aspirations
I've already wrote 5 scripts with three different alias and sent them to various film studios, it's only a matter of time.
I will ask for an immediate 25k and a 2% of the total film gross for each one of them
>he images himself winning his high school sweetheart by performing a song that didn't even come out during his school years and crushing his insecurities
haha
How the fuck do you even finish yours user? I get five pages in and figure that everything I’ve written is shit, and I delete it all.
literal autist
Formerly ironic autist
Even if you think it's bad just keep writing
>he imagines himself happy
this, If it's shit it's shit but it's YOUR shit, so you just say fuck it and put an end to it.
And it's not like shit isn't made into a movie all the time
>imagine the amount of decent original work out there swimming around but Hollywood is too focused on nostalgia, superheroes and muh identity politics
>>Op is too cowardly to use a frog for his frogpost thread
Par for the course, really.
So a pedo?
>he makes projecting threads on Yea Forums
>t.
hey my script is coming along just fine
>a accomplished
So you’re non-union and don’t have an agent. Your screenplays immediately went into the trash, user. Sorry.
is Yea Forums just a board of failed artists?
>he sneedposts
why dont i ever get these kinds of looks from women?
stop posting this ugly slut
no
>used to dream about being a writer daily
>now just write slogans for shitty advertisements
I'm an Assistant Director (not as prestigious as it sounds) and fucking directors scream at me like I'm so kind of brainless retard. Not that I ain't but.. still.
Don't join this industry bros. The behind the scenes is soul crushing.
Fuck no. The vast majority of this board consists of people that have zero interest in an artistic field. Like the rest of Yea Forums, most posters that are still in school are in boring STEM dork majors.
>boring
maybe if you're a dumbdumb
based, where do failed artists congregate?
It's a shame she isn't this cute anymore. Already a walled roastie.
Hello my fellow freelance copywriter
>Doing copy for pennies on the dollar compared to people with English degrees
>One day my portfolio will get me respect, r-right?
>That's my boyfriend,since we are having this dinner I took the opportunity to introduce him to you and Mom
That's what the teen girl said to her parents,besides the hobo looking guy
>blonde hair
>black eyebrows
>green eyes
name a better combination, I dare you
___ _ ____ ____ ____ __.
Black hair, pale skin, blue eyes.
Homeless shelters.
Frizzy afro hair, gigantic nigger lips and huge ape skull.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG AHHHH MOMMMYYYYYIEIEI
Engineering is boring as fuck to anyone that isn’t an engineer, user. Sorry but unless you’re designing roller coasters or working as a Disney Imagineer or something, people have no interest in your nerd job.
>people have no interest in your nerd job
im sure you do something worth talking about lol
>mommy
That girl is probably like 14.
Congrats on having your scripts stolen and potential lawsuit if you dare to object or, god forbid, ask for some money.
Nope I don’t nor do most people. I’m just pointing out that STEM is by and large for beta autists. Engineering in particular which is why there are so many engineering students on Yea Forums. And if they’re not in engineering they’re probably doing coding.
nah got an agency job, tried freelance but hard as hell to rustle up some work. How are you finding the freelance life?
>I’m just pointing out that STEM is by and large for beta autists
you're just sharing an opinion user no one gives it much weight
No. But there are at about 10 boards that are
>he imagines himself with a Christian wife who's willing to have his children and will never divorce him.
Yeah, yeah. Engineers on Yea Forums literally never work at actually interesting places. It’s always a car plant or data center or something equally mundane.
why don't you just go to church user
what makes you think you know a lot about anything? gosh you're full of it
like where
Well let’s put it to the test. Any engineers in this thread that care to share what they do?
I write software for motor controllers.
why don't you qualify what you think is interesting (which is really what you think other people think is interesting since you don't really have thoughts or a personality of your own). why do you think an engineer content with his life would share with you?
>he imagines himself as accomplished
Hey man, it’s cool that you’re content. I’m just pointing out that Ferrari dealership Chad comes across as a cooler job than writing software all day.
>he imagines himself doing something actually respectable and worthwhile that will gain him recognition
>he imagines people caring about his opinion and wanting to hear his advice
>he imagines he would be happier born in a previous generation
>he imagines himself as a person people enjoy being around
>he imagines he's intelligent
>he imagines himself being happy and fulfilled
But then he stops imagining, goes to work, comes home, plays video games, watches movies, reads books and continues imagining for his imagination is the only thing that allows him to feel anything.
Your scripts will be utter poo in loo shit, as you don't even know that you should've used the word "written" not "wrote", you illiterate fuck.
Post proof
gross looking. go away pol
Agreed, that's gross, she's not white enough.
linguamarina. The photo is from when she was 18.
>implying grammar is important
You think retards like Tarantino or Wes Anderson don't write scripts full of grammar errors? They just care about the content
Anyway English is not my first language and I didn't double check the post like I do with anything I write
>imagines
>he imagines the smell
End-to-End combat system design, but of course, I am but a mere cog in the engineering process.
mmhmm mmhmm y'all liston to dis u tellem sista #blackgirlmagic #blackmagic #darkarts
How did you know?