Why did she fall for a weak beta cuck like Paris?

what was Priam's tax policy?

Not trolling but Troy's ruins are literally in Turkey. Google it.

Aprodite made her do it

>they're in this place that 2000 years later Turks would migrate to. So they're Turks.

turkey has barely existed
Even the southern parts of it were once Greece i.e. Bodrum was Halicarnassus (birth place of Herodotus, a greek historian)

He's manly in BBC's Troy.

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The ancient greeks you mean? lol no

They did a good job casting diane kruger for that role since she resembles the core nordic phenotype

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That bitch

>nordic - hellenic examples

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Diane Kruger was so fucking hot back in the days

All of you failed at Classical period history. Paris chose Aphrodite as the recipient of the golden apple and best goddess out of three competing goddesses (Aphrodite, Athena, Hera). Aphrodite promised him the love of most beautiful women in the world - Helen. So Helen was charmed by Aphrodite.

>good-hearted
>swore an oath not to interfere after Helen chose her husband
>seduces Helen anyway
>takes her home to Troy
>envoys rebuked when demanding Helen back
>war declared, as was stipulated by the Oath of Tyndareus

What a good guy, that Paris.

>Turkey
You mean Ionia, specifically.

she hated paris though
read it

my copy of Herodotus spells it Heliocarnassus

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I'm guessing, the Gods did it? That's usually the correct answer. That or Zeus fucked some broad as and animal. Again.

Women love non threatening guys.

Why was Helen German?

Thousands of years before turks arrived to the region.

It was an apparition. Helen never stepped foot on Troy according to Euripides.

Turks are Greeks in denial. The Trojans were an Indo-European Yamna rich peoples who were likely tall and fair, they fought against the raging incel Gayreeks who had to cheat, lie, and steal to win because their small frames could not handle pitched battle with the Aryan conquerors

Yes.
More specifically, there was a god had given a golden apple as a prize of beauty at a party.
Hera, Athena, and Afrodite all tried to claim it.
They tried to get Zeus to judge who was the hottest one of them, but he pussied out and said Paris should do it.
He had been deemed as an exceptionally fair judge of character previously.

He couldn't see who was the most beautiful when their clothes were on, so he inspected them each in turn in private when they were naked.
When he was alone with them, he was bribed by each.

Hera offered him to be king of europe and asia.
Athena offered him to never lose in war.
Afrodite offered him the most beautiful woman on earth.

He went with Afrodites bribe.

>Turks are Greeks in denial
maximum cope

Zeus allowed Paris to see his wife Hera naked? And his two daughters?

lmao the deluded nordcuck is still around

For most part yes, at least the turkey ones. The asiatic component is far from being irrelevant tho.
But this is not important, because turks arrived centuries and centuries later over there.

Yes, great question. Why did this situation play out against the grain and opposite everything Yea Forums has taught us?

Paris was ridiculously handsome.
It's all about face for women.

betas unironically fuck more than alphas

Why has Yea Forums 4saken us?

Turks back then were steppe people on the East

unless you are born in Northern Asia you are not a turk

Did the Greeks really win if all of them died or got cucked?

He wasn't around for that part, so he didn't know.
Might not have cared.

A lot of them had happy endings.

Paris defeated Achilles tho, how is that weak beta?

He had to cheat by shooting him like a passive aggressive betacuck though

With a bow, after running away from fighting Menelaus.

You'd think the dude with a vulnerable heel would just wear armor on it

Bro, the Turks didn't live in "Turkey" then, it wasn't called "Turkey" then, either. Fuck.

it was more like an incel "defeating" all the chad football players by shooting up his school

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER!

WAKE UP

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

He was rich

Hes using we wuz kangz logic

Social status is more important in a classical society, probably

HECTOR

Zeus was originally the one who was supposed to make the choice, but he had Paris do it because he was afraid of telling Hera that she wasn't the hottest.

LOOK AT ME ECTORRRR

>black Achiles
yikes

Just a reminder that based TVRKS avenged Hector not once but TWICE and assraped the Gayreeks for centuries.

No taxes, he just gets to have a son with every female member of your family

She's great in the Odyssey. "Oh, I didn't mean to fall for Paris, I was just hypnotized by Aphrodite xD, that's totally not a story I made as soon as Menelaus took me back." Really redpills you on women, drives home how lucky Odysseus is to have Penelope.

She wanted the attention Paris gave her and then after he got beat by Spartaman she pretended to love him but as soon as she left Troy's burning heaps, she probably left him. Loyalty is not something you can teach

He was a literally a handsome, rich prince.

I can beat Bruce Lee in a fight if I have a gun, it doesn't make me strong or fast though

Paris cheated

eh was a pretty cool guy

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