White men can't be stro-

>White men can't be stro-

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-gger

Chris Pratt is a symbol of hope for the rest of us fat virgins.

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and for guys with extremely small nioples

>capeshit
*yawns*

Sure, but it does help having Hollywood-grade personal trainers that charge up to 40k per month to get you into shape.

>strogger

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>be me
>funny dude, don't really give a shit
>live in a van and smoke a lot of pot
>somehow manage to get a TV role
>also end up marrying one of the few actually funny women
>life is pretty chill
>get picked for Guardians
>gotta get fucking yoked
>end up getting yoked, leave my wife for hotter pussy, become a secret white nationalist
>fags try to call me out but now I'm one of Hollywood's best stars

Name a better success story

except thats not even a stereotype

>white men can be strong
>frame of reference is comic book movies
>contextual argument is about white men
cope

>become a secret white nationalist
I thought he's libertarian?
also fuck off /pol/nigger

Doesn't even take that much fren. Go to /fit, read the sticky, and you'll be on your way

He goes to Church, wears "Don't Tread on Me" shirts and is hated by liberals

All white nationalist traits

STROGGER

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FUCKING HELL

I hadn't noticed, now I'm positively confused. How`????

-ggs

>omg! a symbol of hope!
just stop eating for 5 minutes you absolute worm

white men win the World's Strongest Man competition every year

t. manboobs
Imagine mocking a man for having small nipples. Large nipples are a sign of estrogen.

AHHH HOW I GAIN MASS
I EAT A FAIRLY DECENT AMOUNT BUT IM STILL A STICK
AHHHHHH

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