>White men can't be stro-
White men can't be stro-
-gger
Chris Pratt is a symbol of hope for the rest of us fat virgins.
and for guys with extremely small nioples
>capeshit
*yawns*
Sure, but it does help having Hollywood-grade personal trainers that charge up to 40k per month to get you into shape.
>strogger
>be me
>funny dude, don't really give a shit
>live in a van and smoke a lot of pot
>somehow manage to get a TV role
>also end up marrying one of the few actually funny women
>life is pretty chill
>get picked for Guardians
>gotta get fucking yoked
>end up getting yoked, leave my wife for hotter pussy, become a secret white nationalist
>fags try to call me out but now I'm one of Hollywood's best stars
Name a better success story
except thats not even a stereotype
>white men can be strong
>frame of reference is comic book movies
>contextual argument is about white men
cope
>become a secret white nationalist
I thought he's libertarian?
also fuck off /pol/nigger
Doesn't even take that much fren. Go to /fit, read the sticky, and you'll be on your way
He goes to Church, wears "Don't Tread on Me" shirts and is hated by liberals
All white nationalist traits
STROGGER
FUCKING HELL
I hadn't noticed, now I'm positively confused. How`????
-ggs
>omg! a symbol of hope!
just stop eating for 5 minutes you absolute worm
white men win the World's Strongest Man competition every year
t. manboobs
Imagine mocking a man for having small nipples. Large nipples are a sign of estrogen.
AHHH HOW I GAIN MASS
I EAT A FAIRLY DECENT AMOUNT BUT IM STILL A STICK
AHHHHHH