What kind of psychopath actually sits in the front row seats?

What kind of psychopath actually sits in the front row seats?

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i did to see grinch jim carrey version, never again

This happened to me once. Shit was horrible. I rarely go, but when I go, I'm there 45 minutes in advance. I live in a good area, so I can just put my vest and go and have a smoke, buy some water and have a leak. You can wait until it's out a couple of weeks too. Front row is money down the drain.

you can trash larger area for jannies to clean it up if you sit in front seat

>horror movie
>LSD
>front row
Y'all pussies prolly dont even smoke crack

I have pretty bad eyes so I'm in the front part of the kino by choice.

The one who doesn't want to be distracted by adhd zoomers/millenials checking their twitter every 5 seconds

>vest
i assume you’re american?

Stop watching garbage flicks in garbage mall theaters that zoomers go to?

No. I only take a bottle of water with me and when the movie is finished I put my empty bottle in the designated thrashcan.

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>why yes I sit in the front row, farthest seat to the side, in 3D without using the 3D glasses, how could you tell?

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I had sex on the dirty front row floor in middle school

story?

I’ve had to do it when all the other seats are taken before, but I’ve never done it by choice.

You should piss in it when it is empty. Saves the bathroom trip and you can help the theatre janitor keep his job by pouring it on the seats as you leave

What's his name?

a girl a few grades higher than me was drunk and passed out so i just stuck it in

I always sit in the seats in the very front where you kinda have to crane the neck up a little to see. If you are in the back row of that cluster it's not too bad PLUS you get that entire area to yourself. Only other people there are wheelchariers and they will be on the extreme sides.

>He didn't go with his buddies to the opening showing of dragon wars, front row center
Are you even human?

It was a bad Chris Rock movie. Her name was Ariel and we fucked in public a lot.

Never seen the term jannies used in a literal sense

I used to as a kid. It turned out that I needed glasses

Are you a Star Lord cosplayer?

That's a jacket

lurk more holy shit

Triggered pol

A jacket would be this, you lout.

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This black bitch named Latasha got bored during the movie and stuck her tongue in my mouth, so I unzipped my dick.