God I wish that were me

God I wish that were me

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Tfw no Rey GF to tease and dominate you.

Imagine if Disney made Rey a queer twink boi. Could you imagine parents reactions if it came up to your kid and started touching them like that?

YES, his ear looks delicous

What did he mean by this?

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>them knucks
tfw no strong handed rey high test cosplay gf

LEWD!

CUTE!

Looks empty. She must get bored since no one gives a shit about her character.

That he's been on Yea Forums for a long time

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she can bypass my compressor if you know what i mean

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That WEBM reveals the truth of all things, you can see the truth of Galaxy's Edge in both locations. This, the test venue, where they try to find their footing for the real location, Florida. Where the $1000+ per night rooms are at, with the secret hotel and your personal Star Wars Fantasy. Extra to have Rey whisper in your ear at night?

Empty because of the test. What does their marketing reveal? More Rey, more Rey. No one wants Captain Phasma whispering in their ear.

Why does she do it and get close to his ear all slow and sensual like like she was about to kiss him or something? In a very almost sexual manner. Imagine a guy was about to say something to a little girl and got into position all slow and sensual like that. Jesus Wtf

Disney will never allow any of their characters to be gay. Not a single one. Especially if they are characters in their parks

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I want a gentle understanding gf like this. anyone know how?

this might be the first time I've appreciated actors or would these people be called something else?

holy fuck lmao

Based gfd/rr user

Literally me

Why don't they don't have the male characters like the prince from Sleeping Beauty, Little Mermaid or even Kylo Ren? They sure know how to pick young, good looking actresses they could easily do the same for the boys too.
The only thing they got is Gaston but he looks weird as fuck with the fake muscles.

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FUCK MY LIFE

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They have Aladdin

Him

Anyone have the webm of this Belle looking straight at the camera? It was beautiful..

what to do wif my penis^

Belle best Disney girl

Beauty obviously wasn't a priority when casting the Aladdin characters.

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i'd grab her ass. what are they going to do to a 7 year old, throw you in jail?

No she fucks you.

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For me? it's Princess Aurora

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gOD i want to impregnate the girls in the background

>ywn grab Rey's ass
Feels bad, man.

Should be "Please force it in my pussy"

are there any webms of face charactrs from other parks like universal or wherever?

america in one picture

AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiii...........eeeeeeiiii..ee......

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wasnt there a case like 20 years ago where they threw an 8 yo in jail because he helped his little sister take a piss?

Looks like a tranny

Your mom looks like a tranny.

imagine that woman forcing herself to pretend that's not really a child when all the evidence suggests that it is

Imagine having to pretend to be interested in this autist's lightsaber technique for minimum wage lmao

based MAGApede

Name/insta of this bitch?

she doesn't even flinch when he suddenly goes in for a hug. Amazing. I think my first impulse would be to step away

I only come here to sneed i dont know aboun whatever this board is about I dont care all I do is feed and seed all day.

Fuck and suck off, Chucklefuck.

can he not finger an .. ??? his dying let have a ok

jew vs anglo

Finger and singer?

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Please tell me that guy has some sort of mental retardation.

Nah just your average Trump supporter.

>forget the glass slippers, this princess wears running shoes
That fat toad hasn't run further than the distance from her couch to the toilet. She's probably wearing crocs anyways.

That bitch has never worn running shoes in her life

That's a man baby!

I remember being sat having food as a kid in Islands Of Adventure at the cartoon part and Betty Boop came up to me saying how handsome I was.

Just the way they smell and feel. Wow.

Just think, these chicks wake up in little panties and t shirts and rub their pussy till they cum on the morning.

someone post the updated Rey chart with the Orlando Reys.

>cum on the morning
Lucky mornings.

mft i envy an autistic man child

Seconding this.

So what does she say?
>Wanna /SS/
>I will kill your parents tonight

>ywn be forcibly dominated and pegged by Rey while on vacation at Disney World

fucking end it right now I'm begging you

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She is a billion times hotter than what we actually got. Fuck Disney.

>''pls the force into my pussy''

They Kylo Ren
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Imagine being a cosplayer guy working in a big amusment park

Just chilling around taking picsture and fucking other cosplayer girls in the worker rest rooms

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Which Rey do you want to peg you, user

it makes me feel good about myself that i feel uncomfortable about this shit

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Any one of them for the love of god

>MAGA hat
kek, yup checks out

I wish that was me.

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She’s so pure and innocent. It hurts knowing she’s struggling to pay rent.

I really hope Yea Forums incels harassing the disney princesses doesn't become a thing... I see it becoming a thing

Yea I don't trust OP. He seems like that kind of guy

Impressive

Come home, Reyman.

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those cute tiny hands

How are they being harassed?

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How do I get a girl to look at me like this?

to be reborn into a chad?

Have high test.

Get digits like these

Only singles? why don't we all have gf?

Because we're all single.

Me on the right

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Nice pits. I wonder how they taste

>God I wish that were me
Any idea how much they get paid? $15/hour+? Would need $50+/hour (Luke lookalike- Hans with dyed hair) to deal with and play pretend with these Burgertime losers.

Probably $15 or a little less. College kids work there purely out of love for Disney though apparently it is a lot of fun behind the scenes.

imagine if she forgot to wear deodorant one day and she kept airing them out when no one was around

She makes minimum wage.
Dunno how much the minimum wage is in California though.

Getting Disney min, getting humiliated and RECORDED then going "home" to 4 roommates in a 2-bedroom SoCal apartment with no food in the frige. California dreaming, baby.

>She makes minimum wage.
Source please? Interested..

>touching
Are we watching the same thing? She makes literally no physical contact

She's tickling his inner ear with hush tones. That kid is going to grow into one of those ASMR weirdos.

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Disney ain't paying their employees well

Cast members that play characters make more than minimum wage. The get more breaks and are only in character for a few hours a day. Disney pays well for jobs that actually require skill. The only people that complain are the people that are 50+ that have worked there for 10 years serving churros and expect to be making 60k a year.

/ss/ is the thinking man's fetish. Objectively there is nothing more based than this.

very true

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Face characters make $13 max. They get breaks based on temperature. Standard is 15min per hour.

this is the person who runs /ptg/ and he takes his job very seriously

is the guy in the fedora her bf

>Yea Forums enters the thread

I've never had a cute girl whisper in my ear, god I am so lonely

It makes you tingle all over haha it’s even better when she plant a kissed in your neck

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If that were me back during the prequels and the girl was dressed like Padme I would have been jerking off to that moment for years.

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its a pokemon hat. and most likely his parents are liberals and force him to be as well.

It's gonna be mother-son for me.

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Calm down Mickey just asking a question

Under The Silver Lake representative
This thread gonna vanish once the snakes shoah it

God I hate retards. I would literally beat the fuck out of that guy.

wtf does ss stand for?

based

There's no way he isn't at least autistic. Only a child would think it's cool to show off your stupid moves with an imaginary lightsaber, then hug a theme park character. You have to be mentally disabled to not have that social awareness.

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