Whats your dirtiest kinoplex experience?

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it's the piss bag

I had to sit next to a black once.

>not going to a whites only cinema
Beginners mistake user

my friend pissed in a large soda cup and threw it at the wall after the credits started rolling during Fellowship of the Ring

I live in Detroit.

I just leave when that happens

>hasn't received the invite to his local whites only cinema
You must not be white user

Don't ever pretend to be me again, you could never be me, you will never be me.

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my gf peed in a cup once because she didn't want to go find the toilet

she it under her chair, I covertly retrieved it and drank it

took me 5 years to tell her I had a piss fetish, been getting it straight from the tap since

An interesting twist

Sometimes I'm reminded why I return to this cesspool.

Based. What movie?

firefly

>girlfriend
Normal faggots gtfo

I fucked a girl in her ass inside the halls of a movie theater

I broke down in a theater restroom when I found out my gf of a better half of a year cheated on me. There was someone else’s piss on the toilet seat. I was indifferent to it at the time

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Got a handjob from a 1/10 during Good Will Hunting.
After she finished, I walked over to the arcade and played Lethal Enforcers for about 45 minutes until she found me and dragged me back to the movie.
Yes, I am old

>1/10
I fail to even imagine what a creature of that manner looks like. Please provide a description.

kek'd

>going to a public cinema
>Not going to Alamo Drafthouse

If my city didn't have one I just wouldn't go.

You get a bathroom to yourself and lots of comfie food and beverage.

how is the pissbag so THICC

>Went to see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
>This homeless looking dude with a huge white beard sits in the row behind me
>Brought a plastic grocery store bag in with him
>Rattled it loudly to get as his candy every 2 seconds for the first 90 fucking minutes of the movie
I know it's not dirty but I was salty as fuck. He only stopped because myself and others kept turning to look at him while he was doing it.

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When my uncle was a teenager working at the local kinoplex he and his coworkers would jizz on seats at the beginning of a shift.
When the house lights would come up after a show they’d check to see if a girl sat in their spunk.
Girls were worth 2 points and it was -1 if a dude sat in your seat.

My high school gf and I were the only people in the theater for Reno 911 movie and decided to fuck.
She rode me really hard and tore my foreskin, there was like a liter of blood everywhere ands I was wearing khakis so had to walk out looking like I just had my dick cut off.

Still never saw the end of the movie

>go to food court
>order large curry from A Taste of India
>beef vindaloo fucking nummies
>brown stringbean behind the counter says "I hope you enjoy"
>fucking immigrants stealing jobs
>walk up to the cinema
>order my tickets, choosing my seat specifically to be at least 1 chair away from anyone else so I can relax
>walts past ticket checker
>"Hey I need to check your ticket"
>laugh and apologize "you win this time kid"
>he looks at my steaming hot vindaloo
>"You can't take that in sir"
>laugh again "haha okay you got me this time kid"
>turn around and put the rectangular box under my shirt
>it feels really hot on my tummy
>walk to the room where they have the movie in at
>lights have already dimmed but I find the right row
>sit down in my specifically chosen seat
>what the fuck
>why am I so hot
>my dick feels so hot and wet oh my god
>realize curry tipped under my shirt and pants
>spicy vindaloo sauce is fucking everywhere, on my dick, my upper arms, the seat, the floor
>movie is starting
>don't want to sit through 3 hours and 7 minutes all sticky and hungry
>start shoveling vindaloos chunks out of my boxers and into my mouth
>it's too hot and I spit it all over the seat infront of me
>fuck it
>keep eating, I try licking vindaloo off my arms but it just makes it worse
>I now have curry on my nose, mouth and shoulders
>finish all the beef chunks I can salvage and enjoy the rest of the movie, keeping myself full with a bag of Maltesers
>lights come on
>everyone stares at me
>I only now know the full extent of my feasting
>there is brown stains over the whole area, it's sloppy and chunky and I have it all over me
>cross my arms to look like I don't care and leave

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>be American
>go to the movie theater
>get circumcised

what the fuck is with all these piss bags at the kinoplex lately

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my gf snapped my banjostring but at home

blood everywhere

Imagine women did that hahah and you were the janitor would be weird lol

Yeah its nightmarish
Also not having sex or fapping for the 2 months it took to heal was brutal.

lol imagine you slipped and your face landed right in the bag haha

Wait, do eurotards really get circumcised by their gfs?

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Unironically the first thing I thought about too
>they smelled awful
>shouted at the movie characters like dogs barking at a tv
>threatened to beat up the teenage worker who politely asked them to stop

Janny getting paid.

Girl in front of me had a gnarly yeast infection. Could barely finish the movie but it was ant man and I wanted to finish it

There's no black people where I live

>have terrible eyesight
>can't afford glasses
>watching a movie at a theater is like looking into a puddle of water with loud noises

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call a social worker and get on medicare or something. ask an optometrist to do it pro bono because your poor.

Nuke this place.
It's just Yea Forums at this point so who would fucking care.
At first it was shitposters trying to chase away discussion for the lulz and now that everyone stupid enough to start an earnest thread here has left, it's just shitposters running on autopilot aimlessly.
Nuke it, hiro, for fucks sake.

>bathroom break
>there was a huge step I didnt see
>fall like those old cartoon and make a huge noise
>feet and arm hurt like hell
>pee holding my dick with the left hand
>piss a little in my pants
>"fuck"
>pee smells really bad
>couldnt even clean it properly
>leave bathroom
>fall again and hit the other arm
>"FFUUUUCCCKKKKK"
>hear giggles somewhere
>look around
>see no one
>aw man
>SSSsss BOOM!

then why are you here? let the retards eat their paste in peace.

>Yea Forums
This is reddit country.

>finish one upon a time in hollywood
>holy shit i gotta piss
>run to the bathroom
>beat the lineup
>only urinal available is the middle one between two dudes
>whatever
>whip my dick out
>start peeing
>OH GOD OH FUCK ABORT ABORT
>THE STREAM IS OUT OF CONTROL SOMEONE SHUT THIS THING DOWN WHY IS IT GOING TO THE RIGHT WHAT THE HELL
>piss splashes on the foot of the dude in the urinal to the right of me
>he's wearing fucking sandals
>his foot is wet with piss and there's piss on the ground around his foot
>he doesn't say a fucking word or even look at me
>just finished pissing and walks away

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name a better online community for discussing film. I dare you

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le pissbag

just go to walmart its super cheap for an exam and glasses

>he doesn't know how beer is fermented.

The guy next to you

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Manager found the piss bag

Cut a hole in the top and stick an industrial vacuum in it. Wojak is just being a cunt.

unless hes doing it for free

how does this even happen
do sick fucks just keep pissing in the bag to add to it because it's funny or what

Alita: Battle Angel but the poo episode was unrelated to it

>calling the feeling man "wojak"
>redding spacing
every time newfags

How did they remove the piss bag?

>not posting the video
youtube.com/watch?v=58wL8S9XJYM

I think people just keep pissing in it for the jokes. It wouldn't be hard to clean up without it exploding though. They'd either manually siphon it in a couple of buckets, or use some kind of suck pump

This nog was pissed off at some emo guy and his girlfriend for whatever reason. He sat behind them and kicked the dudes chair until he complained. Huge mistake. Started leaning forward to poke head between the seats and swear at the dude. Girl was clearly ashamed at her skinny jeans bitch boyfriend to be demoralized. Nog got up to answer phone call at full volume as he left. Comes back and goes down emos aisle. Stops infront of the emo dude with ass to him, lifts baggy shirt, to reveal his pants are sagging so much his bare ass it out. He fartrs right in the guys face and starts shitting.

Emo dude shoved him forward which caused him to chimp out and beat the dude to a pulp.

Nignog turned out to be only 13 even though he was like 6'3. Emo guy was like 26.

Lights got turned on and onsite popo cuffed the nog and called an EMT on the shit and blood covered unconscious emo. There was only one officer on duty and he was fat so naturally nog took off running while cuffed and bolted out exit.

>not just lifting your feet and kicking the nigger so hard in the ass he flies down a few aisles

reddit.com/r/thathappened

You greatly underestimate the behavior of blacks.

Why do Americans fucking do this shit?

After the Lego Movie I went into a bathroom stall and found shit filled underwear in the corner.

You utter twat.

>the feeling man

You just made this name up. No one on here calls him "the feeling man" except you.

Because you’re obsessed.

Jesus. How the fuck did they get that out of there? They had to just pop it at some point, shop vac it, then bleach the fuck out of the floor

How doo gyyoui typeee on keee bord ????????*?

public bathrooms have drains

Wet shopvac or siphon pump is my guess. I would have duct taped a bunch of brooms together, and then taped a sewing pin to the end and poked it

Reminds me of seeing End Game opening weekend and some old fuckers behind me ate noisly

Retarded kid running up and down aisle between front and back row during Transformers. Was jumping up and down a lot. His wrangler eventually yanked him out the side exit with his potato crew once he started jumping up and down mid-aisle walkway and jacking off.

I went to a non imax/ultra avx screening and had the misfortune of watching a flick near niggers.

Or overestimates their civility.

>lately
These pics are old

noone wants to deal with that situation lmfao almoste feel him tho

Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with Americans when any of the behavior in this thread is allowed to happen

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My RM got a severe yeast infection in his asscrack recently, he showers everyday so no idea how it happened.

what the fuck? is he 700 pounds or something?

Why is there always that one faggot worker whos like "feet off the chairs please" ? What a nigger. Every time I hear that dude, even when it isn't directed at me, I throw my popcorn everywhere.

I'm blind not deaf

Right but that is gallons of biohazard at that point. You can't just wait for it to drain out. Got to suck it up quickly with a pump or vacuum, sterilize the floor and torch the vac/pump.

they need some red tape

Tiny lil’ guy who exercises a lot. Sweats like a whore in church too (probably explains the infection).

Thanks, user but I still can't figure out what this is. The bag is filled with piss but why is it wrapped around the urinal?

god bless america

they're banging out kino posts while you contribute nothing

After doing some community service in an animal shelter, I feel I have the solution to this pic. Just stand on something and slash the bag. It’ll smell fucking rancid and you might puke but all that piss will just go in to the drain. Then toss some bleach around and hose down the whole fucking restroom

If management complains, just remind them that this is the most cost effective solution that doesn’t involve calling a waste management company. Also you can’t be throwing bodily fluids in any old dumpster

At least 1 or 2 years at this point

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>there was someone else’s piss on the toilet seat
Why the fuck do retards not turn the seat up if they don’t use the urinals?

How pathetic do you have to be to get beaten up by a single negro