Wut

this guy is just writing down shit he hates, i doubt he could provide a single example for most these things.

Just write it in word and make it a screencap, holy fuck

>claik

"People" who make twitter posts like that should face a firing squad. Change my mind.

I don't see Labyrinth on there so I'm safe

How is he not aware of his stupidity ?

This bugman can't actually defend comic book flicks for their content so this is the best he can do. Sad.

I like "Boats" and "Idiot Hero Saves The President 2"

Hit a nerve gooseboy?

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literally who

Any reason you're posting tweets from this retard, retard?

Dude looks like a school shooter all grown up desu

as pleb as many entries on that strawman list are, they're still better than capeshit

> didn't understand La Dolce Vita

How much proof is necessary before it's realised people who like capeshit are closer to children than humans?

While I do agree that the average self-proclaimed cinephile is only slightly less obnoxious that the average capeshitter, he still is less obnoxious.

>literal who says things on twitter
nice thread

>implying any of these concepts aren't better than all of capeshit

Bugman hapa.

>mfw I see a really funny Thanos edit

Physiognomy strikes again.

All my favourite films are war movies from the 60s and 70s though

yea, for a start I doubt anyone with a brain would put Get Out in his list

why do these “””people””” just make shit up? who says any of that?

>Master and Commander
>Fitzcarraldo
>Aguirre
What other BOATkino am I missing?

Can we just make it a bannable offense to make threads about Twitter screencaps?

I see you're a man of exquisite taste

>NO! STOP TALKING ABOUT DRUMPF REEEEEEEE
kek never change cuckeddit

Jokes on him my number one movie is The Birth of a Nation

>if they did include Get Out, there's a 40% chance the next film on the list will unironically feature white people in blackface
how the fuck is that likely?

No, the people who hate on superhero movies are weebs, not patricians

>White Guy Solves Racism
which films is he talking about?

for me, it's
1. The Fellowship of the Ring
2. Spider-Man (Raimi)
3. The Ten Commandments
4. Interstellar
5. Mad Max Road Warrior

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Today’s film geeks love Birth of a Nation and the Jazz Singer.

it sounds super specific, probably accurate for some person he hates but is too passive to call out directly

any Brad Pitt movie

lmao, the state of this bugman

>white
>glasses
>shitty facial hair
Why do they all look like this

It's actually YiYi

How can I be as based as you, user?

Post your actual top 5 without saying the name of the movie
>mute chinaman just chilling at night
>Scientology but also lonely army guy
>people bad :( might shoot some politician idk
>Turkish ass rape
>writes books then commits Sudoku

Why have these comic book fuckers been out in such force lately?

African Queen is a boat movie and so is Titanic and A Night To Remember

>"exact same list of movies"
>only names two listing three fake "category" titles

i didn't like godfather 2, OR boats, and racism can't be "solved" because it's not a fucking problem.
what is an example of euroshlock?

I don't think I'm even capable of imagining being this upset about anything.

>feature white people in black face
like fucking what, Emile?
what movie is he even referencing?

Let’s grow better beards haha

wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions

wow i love his elegant defense of comic book movies. he could've gone a strawman route attacking people that disagreed with him, but instead he laid out clear points that merit them as works of art. i am now a capeshitter

I've been meaning to see that, was it good? I haven't really heard anything about it since it came out

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bee urself

Let me guess, his list of favourite movies include Get Out and Black Panther

The Long Voyage Home is the best boat movie ever made.

I saw this elsewhere, what is this new bugman meme?

Avatar?

>austere samurai man
>desert adventure with guns
>bros on a boat
>Asian chick gets revenge
>Vietnam: mind rape edition

who the fuck is this retard?
and which one of you called him a cuck until he lost his mind and started tweeting this nonsense?

Thanks friend!

This movie went from hyped as an oscar contender to completely buried after director got metoo'd

>new

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I bet you he's attacking his girlfriend's film taste.

Terminator 2
Lawrence of Arabia
Last of the Mohicans: Dir Cut
Titanic
Star Wars ANH

Purely my subjective pleb tastes based off of cinematography and pacing.

Apocalypse Now

Literally every person who likes 'comic book movies' has the exact same list of favourite fetishes:
1-Transgendered sissy hypno
2-Cuckholdry (but they still claik that they aren't racist despite objectifying an entire race of people)
3-BDSM wildcard
4-White Guy Gets Off On Paying Money To Women

anytime buddy

I would guess that he would find older Hollywood films before there were tons of minorities around to take roles offensive because they would place white people (the only people they had) in the roles of Indians, Arabs, Hispanics, etc. I bet he considers shit like "the King and I" to be racist.

based

>defending soulless mickey mouse giant conglomerate on the internet
>for free

The only thing more annoying than people who blindly complain about comic book movies are the blind nerd consumers that complain about them.

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IT'S WAS THE LATE 60s! Also feet.
Misunderstood Social Commentary about Serial Killers
What the fuck did I just watch?
Lazy, Unlucky Man
Old man with a gun (multiple entries)

>@EmilePleaseStop
really appropriate username

exactly what I was thinking. it’s too specific to not be referring to one specific person and just pretending that it’s some widespread phenomenon.
what an embarrassing faggot

>If you like films that are good you are a white supremacist
Why do people unironically use twitter

Godfather Part I
Mother (the Korean one)
A Scanner Darkly
Hud
Dances With Wolves
Total Recall

I feel like this is a bizarre list but fuck it. I'm kind of grading it based on movies that I love rewatching. I have a tough time really picturing what my all time favorites are, except the first two.

Not a day goes by where I don’t wish for every single white left winger to get raped and murdered by a pack of niggers

he probably meant the 1915 film directed by D.W. Griffith

Pretty much none of this applies to me and I hate capeshit to death

Broken Blossoms?
Top Gun??
Taxi Driver
???
Mishima

>people who hate capeshit enjoy good movies
WOAH

delete this

Do you outrage merchants scour twitter endlessly to repost on here? I've never said this to anyone on here because memespeak makes my skin crawl but you really need to have sex.

Fuck, forgot to add
Old Man Tractor Journey

I hate capeshit and these are my top 5 movies, in no order
>Hero
>Shadow
>OUATIM
>Raid 1/2
>Dangerous Liaisons (1988)

Turkish Ass Rape could either be the Hostel or A Serbian Film and he's being facetious

Examples of 5?

It's almost 140 years old

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>Manly men fight an alien.
>Crazy white dude on a boat.
>Crazy white dude on a boat.
>Less manly men fight an alien.
>Making fun of terrorism.

Insufferable pompous cunt.

Fallen Angels
The Master
Taxi Driver
Lawrence of Arabia
Mishima

t. Soicuck from twitter

>2.-The godfather part 2 but they still claim to hate sequels on principle

I kinda do this, and i do feel somewhat uncomfortable. every time someone is excited about a sequel coming out, i think it's probably be shit. but then i can think of many examples where im actually glad the second part was made

No I meant this one. The pack of white rapists running through town grabbing innocent negro woman was truly powerful.

Predator
Masters and Commanders
Captain Ron
Tremors
Team America

I can't help but hear a mincing, faggoty lisp when I read those

Literally any of the movies he mentioned are better than the best capeshit ever made

Everybody with taste knows this, no reason to point it out

Dear lord this is an incoherent rant.
>Yeah guys who don't like comic moives like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, but they will have X and maybe Y if they do have Y it's because of H.
He starts with a top 5, but then goes on with "at least five films of their list", what kind of list ar you talking about now nigger?
Even if he were 100% correct, which he isn't even despite the extremely wide net he's casting, it wouldn't really prove a point relating to his initial butthurt.

Would not expect anything less from a guy with a face that resembles a wet pussy.

Fuck capeshit and fuck the sad twats searching for tweets to post on here, whether theyre anti/pro or have nothing to do with capeshit at all. Snort a nice, big, fat line of glass.

That's "white guy solves racism"

Well, you got one.
>Predator
>Aguirre, the Wrath of God
>Fitzcarraldo
>The Thing
>4 Lions
I do love Tremors and Master and Commander though.

Definitely dont have to worry about #5 here

For me it's
>Man fights entire apartment building
>After all these years, you know what I realize?
>Sarah Polley shoots a baby
>Hooligan rapes and murders, doesn't learn any lesson at the end
>Man gets bamboozled into fucking his own daughter

Imagine defending the McDonalds of Hollywood this fucking zealously.

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>if you don’t like what I like you’re an asshole

Okay

Are you trying to imply that Kurt fucking Russel is less manly than Arnold? He may not be as tall or muscly, but he's twice the man.

Is murdering and banishing the humans from the planet really solving racism? They still hate each other at the end don't they?

More that the overall cast of the Thing is less manly than the cast of Predator.

Implying that a white guy couldn’t solve racism because of his race is just prove that racism can’t ever be solved.

Raid
Matrix?
Dawn of the Dead
I Saw the Devil?
Old Boy

>Communism bad, muh water
>Monster, in space!
>Print the legend
>Boats
>Navy guy crashes, wow.

>Unprivileged Man Succeeds
>People Talk In A Room
>Group of men fight a threat by fighting eachohter
>People Talk In A Room
>Grandpa Reads Romantic Fairytale For Grandson

ill be an asshole and post four that no one will ever get.

>Fantasia but done by Italians
>JoJo but no stands and done by some Polak jew
>Adventure time but done by same Polak
>Spider man gets Adam Sandlers remote control and browses Cozy TV

Of course he did because he's the same kind of pathetic dipshit that has to bring up Song of the South in every Disney thread

Part 2 doesn't truly count as a sequel since half of it is just stuff from the original book. I'll view the first two movies as one, split in two like Kill Bill. Three doesn't count.

jesus fuck on ecstasy, google Midnight Express, you zoomers

Neurocranium dominant, poor sod. His lower third is quite good, give him a thick neck, a less pronounced head and better eyes and he'd be a chadlite

>Benevolent aliens
>Three assholes looking for gold
>Yakuza hitman goes insane, ends up in a Beckett play
>The world is evil, ow my dick/pussy
>metoo in 1600s France with blasphemy

I'm just fucking SICK of capeshit can we PLEASE produce something else
OH GEE I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUPERHERO MOVIE #2456543 IS IRON MAN GONNA SHOW HIS COCK THIS TIME?

Yojimbo
Raiders of the lost ark
Master and Commander
?
Apocalypse Now

who hurt you user?

The Protector?

He is autistic and proud

Why would I ever watch a movie about solving racism?

You got them all except A Clockwork Orange instead of I Saw The Devil

As if it wasn't already obvious.

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>what is an example of euroshlock?
he probably means something like kieslowski where the quips aren't such a strong focus as the MCU movies

Plan 9?
Treasure Sierra Madre?
???
Salo?
???

>three dudes go fishing
>soldiers and a PTSD civilian fight bugs
>late 2010s detective story with rain
>kid befriends vampire girl (male)
>tranny director tries to break into the industry

Jaws
Edge of Tomorrow
Bladerunner 2049
The Little Vampire
???

it was pretty based and redpilled and had strong sentiments of racial nationalism (black). i guess it scared the jews and they metoo'd him

Could you please tell them? They look interesting

Ed Wood for the last one?

beavis and butthead do america

dare I ask what being third-culture means?

well, you got Jaws, so there's that

yep

>literal who spouts bullshit on Twitter
>guaranteed hundreds of replies of you spergs reeeeeing about it
Every time.
Yea Forums is dead. Reddit is unironically better at this point

literally what the fuck are half of these things
>essays defending Roman Polanski
I've literally never seen anyone do this
>La Dolce Vita
I've only ever seen this referenced on Yea Forums when someone LARPS as a highfalutin film snob
>unironically feature white people in blackface
When has this happened in the last 30 fucking years and when does anyone put it on their top 5?

This is a basedboy crying about shit he's seen other pseudointellectual basedboys of a different stripe do, it's like he's talking about the habits of fucking martians.

These people are all the same, it's all about getting outraged and chimping out. Doesn't matter if they're left or right they're all trogs

>Reddit is unironically better at this point

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t. didn't even bother to skim through thread

Probably woke nigger shit

then go back, nigger

Third culture kids(TCK) are people raised in a cultureother than their parents' or thecultureof the country named on their passport (where they are legally considered native) for a significant part of their early development years. They are often exposed to a greater variety of cultural influences.

For instance, kids that grow up overseas as the children of expats on foreign assignment. That kind of thing.

>bougie kids talk
>socialites cheat on each other at a weekend estate party
>lives resemble each other through time
>buddies in drag
>this music scene wasnt that stupid I promise

I will and it'll be a breathe of fresh air not having to be subjected to this disgusting racism.

>Impotent general ruins everything
>A bunch of criminals are assholes but extremely good conversationalists
>Retard becomes America's favorite new politician
>Portrait of /pol/ as a young man
>Misunderstood artist clashes with his father

This guy is literally talking about one specific dude he met that made fun of him for liking superhero movies

>Strangelove
>?
>Idiocracy
>Moonlight
>?

Let the right one In

>Crazy white dude on a boat.
>Crazy white dude on a boat.
>Crazy white dude on a boat.
>Crazy white dude on a boat.
>Crazy white dude on a boat.

Your favorite movie list should actually be trash you enjoy instead of unironic quality kino. The two should be mutually exclusive.

Amadeus for the last one

What? I thought people like that hated capeshit. Was Back Planther really all it took to make them love this shit? NPC meme is real.

>Portrait of /pol/ as a young man
>Moonlight
how

In no particular order:

>Gundam III: Encounters in Space/Char's Counterattack (Tie)
>Hot Fuzz
>70's Invasion of the Body Snatchers a
>Star Trek: The Motion Picture
>7 Psychopaths

Bugman-lite opinion, desu. You should like the good stuff. You shouldn't like ALL the good stuff, but all the stuff you like should be good.

spot on

Wtf is a bugman

White males have low testosterone levels.

you, bitch

Good taste. The music gets hyper dramatic and sentimental at times, which I think cheapens parts of it. But quality flick. Also good joke

>bemoan comic book movies
>put Spider-man 2 on my list

closeted gay negro? Seems about right.

Coastal lib, snarky, consumerist. Hollow, so extroverted with opinions via social media that there simply, mathematically cant be anything left beneath the surface. Defends soulless disney garbage and demonizes those who dont, for example.

neetchuh was fucking based

No sensible all-time favorite list is going to have arthouse stuff on it. That's tryhard as fuck, and you know it.
My #1 is objectively mediocre and was a big flop. But I love it for how it makes me feel watching it.

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Literally every person bemoaning 'comic book movies' has the exact same list of favorite movies:

1: Furious 7
2: 2006 Hezbollah abduction video
3: The Principal and the Pauper
4: Angela & Strawberry - Kissing Teasing Licking & Cumming
5: Bright

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>you don't like the movies I like because you are a RACIST RACIST RACIST SEXIST RACIST BIGOT

this 'guy' donates blood at kikkoman at this point

But my favorite movies are Terminator 1, Terminator 2, The Empire Strikes Back, Robocop, Aliens?

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It can be complicated. A lot of trashy cult movies end up getting praised by the mainstream either due to nostalgia or because they're favorites of various subcultures that the mainstream wants to appeal to by pretending to like the same things. Citizen Kane was, no joke, considered a dumb cult movie that Welles pissed his money away on until the 60s.

Just the other day I saw a glossy, normie-oriented magazine talking about the greatest films of the 80s that included Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. I've also been called a pretentious TCM viewer on Yea Forums for having Flash Gordon and the 1972 Tales from the Crypt on a list of favorite comics movies, so the criteria for ''quality'' and ''highbrow'' is slipping every day.

I don't like capeshit and all the movies on that list sound like garbage.

>this 'guy' donates blood at kikkoman at this point

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Theres room to call movies "objectively mediocre", but if someone calls a movie objectively good they're tryhard? Shut the fuck up. Also your conception of what art house is is ignorant. There is no coherent art house. People dont go out and make art house films. It's a categorical term, not a definitional term.

You compliment yourself with your love of objective mediocrity in the same way tryhards compliment themselves with objective greatness. So just fucking stop right there, guy.

Pretty good, for me it's (in no particular order
-Sunset Boulevard
-Starship Trooper
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit
-Conan the Barbarian
-The Court Jester
Fuck this dude for making such broad generalization because somebody dared not liking the 25th capeshit film in recent years. Phase 4 is going to be blunder, or at least the beginning of the end

Yea Forums is so triggered right now lol who are the real snowflakes

The Sand Pebbles

That may change as cult movies keep getting more and more mainstream. I've seen several highbrow critics praise The Warriors the past few years, and it's only a matter of time before they deify Streets of Fire. Hell, my 2006 copy of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die includes Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill on it right next to Fellini and Bergman films from the same year.

this guy is so bothered about people thinking comics are dumb

This guy is so mad that he actually made me want to punch him

Based power of the babe, might watch Labyrinth later.

Dude how good is sunset boulevard? That william Holden is a smooth cat. I love that scene where he and Betty Schaeffer are flirting in the fake street move set thing.
>Now back to that typewriter, by way of Washington Square

Kikkoman is a company that makes Chinese sauces for Westerners. That's all I know.

>Theres room to call movies "objectively mediocre", but if someone calls a movie objectively good they're tryhard
You're missing the point. The guy who puts actual kino and arthouse on his one top-10 or whatever is fishing for compliments on his taste, when in reality most people cringe at your list because they remember fishing like that themselves when they were young and stupid. Affirm movies that you actually enjoyed and had an influence on your life before you beg for affirmation from others.

Neat, for me it's:
>Kizumonogatari 1
>Freak the Mighty
>Fight Club
>EoE
>Madoka Magica: Rebellion

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Onions sauce is nipponese and they eat it there.

>Dude how good is sunset boulevard?
very. was it the very first movie that began with "that's me, you are probably wondering how I got here"?

>noo you can't genuinely like things!

I actually find this picture repulsive on account of how much of an attention whore and slut you'd have to be to dress up like that and take a picture.

OP cunny go back for your Upvotes now being that kike shitbag . now get off my clay

In no particular order from a person that abhors capeshit (except Raimi's racist trilogy)
Godfather 1,2
Scarface
Memories of Murder
Blade Runner 2049
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

But I fail to see the soiboy's logic here. What is he trying to say here?

>you literally cannot enjoy and be influenced by movies I have arbitrarily labelled as art-house
You've just found a different way to differentiate yourself self-obsessively from those who try to differentiate themselves self-obsessively. You've gone cross eyed.

Jaws
In the heat of the Night
Zodiac
Empire Strikes Back
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight

What a fag.

>Alien
>Kill Bill
>Princess Mononoke
>The Thing 1982
>Fellowship of the Ring or Two Towers, prefer fellowship for cinematography and towers for story
have nothing against good sequels and most capeshit sucks simply because they are more often than not just fanservice rather than the creators legitimately trying to make something good based on their personal inspirations

Sounds like an accomplishment.
Artistic movies that require multiple watches to fully appreciate don't have the same weight as the flick you can rewatch every month and still not get tired of. That's a whole different plateau of utility that goes beyond quality film.
For me, it's not just Streets of Fire but also Moneyball.

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judging from the asspain in this thread, he got you dumb niggers exactly right

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Actual schizophrenia

This is also true.

He's right though.

>based Yea Forumsbros laugh at some random bugman
>LMAO UR MAD THO
Cope

how low iq are you?

>Says something meaningless or wrong
>people point out the flaws in what he says
>"lol that means he got you"

Okay, snowflake

>white

>white guy solves racism
Onions or Jewish?

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if you count tropic thunder as unironic i guess that counts.

Most of Yea Forums is seething cause it's so true. Some of you are talking about punching him bc u can't handle a different opinion lol safe space Yea Forums triggered as usual. Ironic huh

>young naked girls dance in the woods
>girl with mommy issues
>crazy lady does crazy things
>widow remembers life before the wall
>girl gets burned by the patriarchy

He's right
Don't know a single artbro with actual refined taste that hates blockbusters or comicbook movies. They either watch them to keep in touch with what's current or ignore them completely.

I love this tweet for a multitude of reasons.
1. Its a seething capeshitter whos mad because he knows his movies arent art.
2. Hes created an imaginary boogyman of somebody who is a liberal who likes films. So hes another level deep in the autism. Usually they like to blame racists for any insult of capeshit.
3. All people on twitter need to be gassed.
4. His list of favorite movies strawman is nothing like mine

That's why some of you are threatening him lol you are triggered. Imagine being such a snowflake you say you wanna hit someone for not liking your movies you like

No one is seething but you, capeshitter. We're just making fun of some capesöy

Training Day
Beverly Hills Cop
Casino
The Gambler (Wahlberg)
Freddy vs Jason

>

I love The Treasure of the Sierra Madre but these are all wrong. Funny enough two of them actually correlate to what the moron on twitter said.

Not OP but the first is Allegra Non Troppo.

Stay triggered, snowflake

Who the fuck goes on twitter after somebody roasts them on Yea Forums? Also his tweet is obviously retarded and hes arguing with somebody who doesnt exist. You could at least make fun of somebody like jay from rlm and say they pretend to like obscure shit for social brownie points.

I support this motion.

>bleak peasant life gets progressively bleaker to an absurd degree until light itself is removed from the universe
>film director gets cucked and also a lesbian mystery plot
>young girl has to get a job and grow the fuck up
>a guy who did nothing wrong goes on a quest to reclaim his runaway wives
>every aspect of the experience of a fishing boat

People who hate superhero films is such a broad and varied demographic that you could find a fan of literally anything in there

Example being literal geriatrics who haven't seen a film in the theater since Titanic and think Clark Gable was the greatest thing since sliced bread. His post is literally retarded and is probably calling people of his own social caste if anything

i want to see 4 of these 5

yeah sure thats why youre upset and raging. i saw that list of shit and didnt give a single fuck, yet you got mad enough to call him names and question his mental state, oblivious to your own.

basically, he got your number bitch

Ummmm not triggered bucko. Literally smiled when i saw this tweet. Im not one of the faggots who actually not only has a twitter account (banned literally years ago) but also replies to faggots like this.

>Chastises whitey for ignoring racism
>Chastises whitey for adding Get Out to their list
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHAT
DO
YOU
WANT?

You say these people don't exist, well, I could say Yea Forums does the same thing. Name all of these people who only like superhero and Disney shit? Exactly my point. You can't because you're also making up people who don't exist

This is your mind on soi and capeshit

1: The Witch or Andrei Rublev (idk)
3: Possession or Antichrist
5: Belladonna of Sadness

did he say what his favorite movie is? not reading entire thread

I don't rally care for Citizen Kane nor do I like any of the Godfather movies. I don't recall seeing any "white guys solves racism" movies either I'd be terribly found of.

Would he consider soviet westerns racist because they cast slavs in the roles of indians as well? Where the fuck were we supposed to find indian actors beyond the iron curtain?

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This guy just triggered Yea Forums fucking hard. All of you have the taste hes talking about.

i'm assuming five capeshit movies

we're not triggered h-he is

No theyre are retards in this thread right now that are attacking him on twitter. Theyre faggots and should just make fun of him on here instead of commiting a crime and threatening him. Im saying the liberal person hes made up in his strawman that likes woody allan doesnt exist. And theyre are people who only like capeshit and disney example is literally the dude op posted

Joke's on him - all of my favorite movies are soviet and deal with none of that shit

>threatening him
???

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT LIKE TARKOVSKY HES RUSSIAN AND RUSSIANS ARE EVIL!!!!! THEY INTERFERED IN OUR DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

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Look at all the fucking replies. So many of them are salty with no attempt at a counter argument. This is fucking hilarious.

>literally deconstructs Yea Forums

ok, this is epic

No the dude OP posted likes some of the films he mentioned. Try again. Like I said, you won't be able to find people who only like Disney and superhero stuff because they don't exist. Yet Yea Forums acts like they're everywhere without giving any examples

>OMG STOP MAKING FUN OF MY REDDIT-TIER OVERRATED PSUDO-INTELLECTUAL DIRECTOR I LOOOOOVE HIM!!!

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>Rutger Hauer is an artificial human
>Rutger Hauer is a post apocalyptic sportsman
>Rutger Hauer is a sketchy bishop
>Rutger Hauer is homeless
>Rutger Hauer isn't in this one

>counter argument
What argument? That people who hate capeshit also tend to like the fucking Godfather? He's right, we call it "good taste" around these parts

>WHY YES OF COURSE I WIPE WITH ONLY ONE SQUARE OF TOILET PAPER HOW COULD YOU TELL??

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Yeah, a few anons said they feel like punching him. Read through the thread again. Here's one example.

American history x

Reminder ALL film is subjective

And his point is people like ones who use Yea Forums are elitists

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-If tiiere are any comedies on their list it will bean older Woody Alien film.

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-tiiere will never, EVER be a single animated film on the list

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• 15h v -if they did indude Get Out ttiere's a 40% diance Ihat the neict fim on the list will unirunically feature white people in Uadcfaca. Tlw author nrii not be aware of the irony.

Yes theyre arent people who ONLY EXCLUSIVELY watch disney and capeshit. But theyre is a bery cringe and real group of people that eat that shit up. Ex my roommate

thats a fraction of people. I hate capeshit and 2001 is my favorite movie but I like a lot of mainstream movies. Dude just can't accept that some people dont like capeshit

Twitter normies think they've BTFOed you if they have you "figured out," as if they're not a walking cliche of a human being. You're a boring snob while they're a unique individual for liking corporate garbage.

capeshit is objectively shit

That's not a threat.
Wanting to, is not intending to.

Man that's dumb.
Why are you so upset with people pointing out how retarded he is? Are you even from here?

This is so fucking accurate.

>Reminder ALL film is subjective
You wish, capeshitter. You fucking wish
>And his point is people like ones who use Yea Forums are elitists
We're not elitist, we're fucking ELITE compared to this söytranny

The Shining (Kubrick Wild Card)
Mulholland Drive (x)
El Topo (x)
Mutiny on the Bounty (x)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (x)

yikes

Anecdotal evidence is not an argument.

Also, ALL film is SUBJECTIVE moron

Thank God

no order
>crisis of faith and suicide
>las vegas robbery
>paint and posters on walls
>dude chess lmao
>cops and robbers

Nice

Stop being white

>Reminder ALL film is subjective
no it isn't. Stories have objective parameters that can be assessed, like continuity. If your movie has a story, it follows that it can be objectively assessed whether it makes sense or not.

But the point is they are open and honest about their movie taste and NOT pretentious or elitist.

The people who hate on Disney and superheroes tend to be elitist and say they like films by Kubrick and Woody Allen and foreign shit just to appear smarter

Learn the difference between objectivity and subjectivity, retard

All film is subjective

>I saw this elsewhere, what is this new bugman meme?
Bugman = conformist

>people who don't like comic book movies like movies that aren't the same thing over and over again LOL btfo

I mean he's not wrong

allow me to rephrase

capeshit being shit is a universal a priori truth

fuck outta here

Enough of your Twitter screencaps

*Blam*

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Song of the South is good though. So is The Birth of a Nation.

>tfw moon-faced boys

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When did 'snowflake' become a synonym for 'weak'? It used to be used to make fun of tumblrinas who would attribute made up mental diseases to themselves in order to appear different. You know, a snowflake: special but indistinguishible from the rest. Was the 2016 migration really that bad? Jesus

>When did 'snowflake' become a synonym for 'weak'?
Around the time "fedora" became a synonym for "this poster used a big word in their post".

Continuity? Well, what if it's supposed to be abstract or purposely fragmented like Memento, moron

Also, so many here say Barry Lyndon cinematagrophy is great or Refn movies look awesome but then say the mcu looks generic. Um that's subjective and what I was talking about

This. Yea Forums will deny this user but it's a great point

>N-NOOOOOOOO STOP SAYING COMIC BOOK MOVIES ARE SHIT!!!!!!!

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absurdism is an exception obviously, but Memento isn't, it makes perfect sense. Continuity doesn't refer to chronological order, it refers to events and characters being consistent with each other.

>When did 'snowflake' become a synonym for 'weak'
from the beginning, dumb ass. those same special snowflakes would get super triggered at everything. its why we fucking use the word triggered in this context at all. its what theyre known for other that fake genders and orientations.

calling you a snowflake means youre trying hard to be different, and you are with your film choices, and it also means you get triggered easily by literally nothing, which you have demonstrated thusly

but what if its not elitism and him just assuming they are because they like some of those movies?

>so many here say Barry Lyndon cinematagrophy is great or Refn movies look awesome but then say the mcu looks generic
Objectively, unarguably right

>bitches about if any white person likes Get Out, they must be hypocrites or have blackface other movies they enjoy
a) Even though Peele is a fucking retard lib, the movie came off if you weren't biased as liberal racists literally nice for the sake of making their black friends Uncle Tom\out of liberal ideals instead of just treating them like norman beings
b) Get Out is mediocre
c) he probably think Get Out has some other message
d) he's racist himself with these fucking comments, the doublethink

This thread is shit tho, disregard this literal who

McCabe & Mrs. Miller
Paris, Texas
Before Sunrise
Twilight of the Ice Nymphs
Nightmare on Elm Street

I like GOTG 1&2 though

Okay, but cinematography and musical score and acting are all subjective

Quite literally who the fuck is this and why should I care about his trash opinions? Twitter threads are cancerous

Since I've received no backlash it appears I have irrefutably good taste among the most elitist of film discussion boards on the internet

No, that's just your opinion. Winter Soldier looks amazing in my opinion. I don't care of it is a superhero movie. Barry Lyndon looks dated and old and has no life to it

This is my opinion. You may disagree but it's all subjective

>there will never, EVER be a single animated film on the list
>he doesn't know Yea Forums likes 90s Disney films

Yes, that I agree with.

can we show his trans gene , an he getting split .. Keks

cringe but based

Actually I could argue that Barry Lyndon's photography is timeless and great while Winter Soldier is a paint by numbers piece of shit for ADHD kids raised on videogames but for that to happen I'd need to explain to you the basics of cinematography and what "timeless" and "generic" mean

It's not that we're elitists, it's that you're dumb

This is a great list.

For me it's

1. Predator
2. Bloodsport
3. La Samurai
4. Booty Call
5. Michael Clayton

>weeaboo shit
You're not much better

superheroes are morally compromised: the movie
Robo-woman-cop animated
girl cop & psycho adventures
mexican runs away from the literal devil
cool bandit gets betrayed and he's ok with that

I like big dumb movies but the marvel movies besides the first iron man are unwatchable imho. Really long and really boring.

>people with taste like good movies
SHOCKER

last one is old boy lmao

Explain it. Bet you can't so you gave yourself a cop out by calling me dumb so you wouldn't have to explain it bc I bet you can't.

>Three assholes looking for gold
the bad the good and the ugly

acting is blurrier because it has a clearer goal than cinematography and score. If an actor fails to convey the emotion he is supposed to convey, if the audience fails to percieve that the character is supposed to be angry/in love/scared, then it can be objectively said that the actor was bad in that scene, because he didn't reach the goal that was set for that scene.

But Kubrick movies aren't long and boring too lol

Some I don't like. "Kubrick movies". There are a bunch of them with varying degrees of quality, dummy.

No particular order.
>The calls are coming from inside the house
>Frankenstein parody
>Transvestite kills people
>Girl goes to ballet school
>Farm boy rescues the princess

really interested in these

they are pretty obvious titles and mainstream anyway m8
>superheroes are morally compromised: the movie
watchmen
>Robo-woman-cop animated
Ghost in the shell
>girl cop & psycho adventures
Silence of the lambs
>mexican runs away from the literal devil
No country for old men
>cool bandit gets betrayed and he's ok with that
The assassination of Jessie james by the coward Robert ford

Turkish Ass Rape is Midnight Express or Lawrence of Arabia

Probably going to a con or something.

best David Lynch movie