Why do vampire movies suck?

literally all of them are lame, except for maybe 30 days of night. i want one where the vampires are a society and have intelligence. not evil, just creatures living

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It's not easy to slide a predator species into the day-to-day (or night-to-night) operations of the dominant planetary species without massive suspension of disbelief that they could get away with it without being actively hunted at all times. I mean, that's why humanity is sitting on top in the first place, we got sick of big cats and packs of canines eating us, so we did something about it. Something like vampire, really, need to be something like actual government with the might of the world on their side, to make it stick.

try to cbbc children's show "young dracula"

>or night-to-night
i actually did choke on my water

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They're all set during the modern era.

For fuck's sake, just set a vampire outbreak in a medieval town or something. Black Death but with suckheads.

I fucking hate vampires. Just edgy mooks that I want to kill. Give me a decent movie about killing edgelord vampires.

John Carpenter's Vampires

You suck OP. Best vampires always involve the devil on some level

>From Dusk Till Dawn
>Let the Right One In
>Coppola's Dracula
>Interview with the Vampire
>Nosferatu
These are kino movies, and even stuff like Blade and Van Helsing are fun schlock

There are many movies and tv shows with this sort of vampire society. Why are people on a television and film board completely clueless about television and film?

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>want one where the vampires are a society and have intelligence. not evil, just creatures living
Daybreakers should have been that movie.

Nearly 10 years on and it still stands out in my memory for how disappointing it was after I got pumped af from the trailer (mostly cos of the Nickelback cover of Kate Rush):

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>i want one where the vampires are a society and have intelligence. not evil, just creatures living
Shit, absolute cringe taste confirmed. Vampires are best when they're evil because they fucking have to be. If you want hippie commune bullshit just watch Billy Jack.

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it doesnt make sense you dunce.
>get bit by one so you turn
>now you're evil
uh NO, we need one where theres a reluctance to vampire ways by the mc or something

>Last Vampire adaptation never ever
All I want is a cute Aryan vampire waifu who enjoys violence and being a sexual predator

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True blood
Interview with the vampire

pure kino

It's not as simple as that, they're forced into murder because of their very nature. They're killing to survive. The main character even struggles with this. Watch the movie brainlet.

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Twilight has a society with rules
Thats the entire point of those movies. Edward breaks vampire rules and faces punishment.

how is that evil then, dumbo?

Vampires in that flick are as 1D as they come.

It's a supernatural metaphysical phenomenon you dumb faggot. You are literally being infected with evil.

You're asking for someone's body that's infected with HIV to be reluctant about displaying the symptoms of AIDS. The infection doesn't give a fuck about how reluctant you are dumbass, you're still going to infect other niggers with AIDS when you pump your pozload in their ass.

the vampire can choose not to feed, retard

But can they choose not to seed?

They're not evil, that's the point you illiterate fuck.

the vampire can choose not to sneed, retard

Then there's no fucking movie, is there dumbass?
"and then he starved to death" isn't a fucking plot.

go watch monogatari, or just the kizu movies. then we talk again.

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> Vampires are best when they're evil because they fucking have to be.
ok

>evil thing does evil act
>not evil
Ok, let's replace "vampires kill humans to drink their blood to survive", with "vampires rape children to survive". Are vampires still not evil in your opinion because they're just doing what they need to do to maintain a comfortable existence on this Earth at the expense of everyone else?

it can take place in the last of its days. maybe he exposes the vampires after infiltrating their society and theres mass killings of them

Vampires dont need to kill to survive
They can easily set up blood banks or pay people for blood.

They can easily allow their victims to survive and use chloroform om them so that they dont know they got attacked

They can drink animal blood

Killing is the evil part

The Lost Boys

get your fag anime shit back to Yea Forums

>getting pumped up by nickelback

cringe

You clearly haven't watched the film in the post you're replying to. So stop shitposting and go do that, you massive retard.

The Lost Boys
Interview with the Vampire
Only Lovers Left Alive

The best vampire movie is a video game

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Cringiest writing and dialogue of all time

Interview with a Vampire is good (even though so gay gay gay) and the first Blade is mostly ok while being vampire dumb. All other vampire movies are shit. All of them. Vampires are faggot fantasy and emo voguing and that's it. I fucking hate vampire movies. Especially Lost Boys.

Vampires living in societes of gay decadence is what killed the genre, bring back the unholy horrors of the night I say.

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mad roastie

Vampire stores have always been inherently erotic and tied up with concepts of sexual purity and deviance. Just as bloodsucking monsters, they're really shitty.

vampires are for girls

looks like you're the illiterate one retard, you quite explicitly said vampires are best when they're evil because they have to be and now you're defending the position that it's not actually evil because they do it out of necessity, something that the OP was looking for in a movie. Jesus christ you retards get so tangled up in being contrarian that you completely miss the point of discussions every single time

Anyway OP specifically for what you wanted just watch Interview with the vampire

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Great Idea , but that silly vamp tv faggot shit ruined it

Unironically the best vampire movie this decade.

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The first few seasons of the strain were entertaining..

Also hard to manage their potential power levels, and the nature of their reproduction and feeding.

> i want one where the vampires are a society
daybreakers has that idea down like the other user said

Being Human (British TV Show), also kind of has it as an idea, but more of a hidden society.

vampires can't be done as they were back then because of this . Imagine if someone made a movie about a character that hypnotized and sucked their victims (mostly female) dry. Everyone would go up in arms about how it's not ok to depict such a thing because of rape implications and rape culture and blah blah blah

Vampires also got fucked over hard by the twilight craze because no one takes them seriously anymore. Anything remotely related to vampires now is either too self aware or simply portrays them as another mindless monster like modern werewolves. Really the current climate in horror where "durrr everything gotta be deep and have some meaning to it" has completely destroyed any of the potential fun and creativity in the genre. How ironic that Yea Forums was right about onions horror. A24 killed the genre and turned it into psychological bullshit where pretentious tards can circlejerk about how much the genre has "evolved"

Because modern day interpetation of a vampire is either a junkie needing his fix, or a zombie looking creature with animalistic instincts to hunt.

vampires are fucking gay

Blade 1 and 2 had great depictions of a secret vampire society.

Not the same concept as what you brought up. Learn how to follow a conversation retard.
It depends on the rules of the setting. In some fiction a single bite turns victims into vampires so it basically kills them. If the setting is pre modern medicine like Dracula or some such then it limits the options a vampire will have
>They can drink animal blood
Again, depends on the rules of the setting. They may be required to drink human blood.

see Learn to read nigger

Not arguments

Blade

the vampire 'universe' has no cannon, so they all differ and the rules are made up

as opposed to the the star wars, DC, cyberpunk, etc universes that have cannon content created by a sole creator and any deviation from cannon is disqualified as fanfic

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Very good post.

Based Stew

Is the series good?

based and monogataripilled my good sir.

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Yes. Its pretty much the movie, but in another house. The dudes from the movie show up in it too.

What? Vampires are folklore user you can't copyright a vampire universe. Also there is no one cannon cyberpunk universe you dumb retard.

The whole vampire concept was never about bloodsucking scary monsters. It was always about the audience proxy being tempted with the thrill of deviant eroticism in a prudish society, and ultimately giving in to their urges and being punished as a consequence.

Vampires don't work very well today because there's really no socially unacceptable deviant erotic behaviors left.

Bleh

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Yeah, it's as good as the movie.