What bugs me about this scene is, why didn't literally any of them just run up to him and push him out of the bucket...

What bugs me about this scene is, why didn't literally any of them just run up to him and push him out of the bucket. He would have fallen out of it, hit the land, and died.

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Why didn't they just shoot a canon at him there?

Why didn’t he just invent bucket shoes? He would’ve been unstoppable

Because pirates have honor among them? At least that is what the romanticization of pirates have told us.

>scenes women won't understand

Because no one wanted to kill him. Even Will who had the most reason to was hesitant at that point.

>pirates have honor among them
Some definitely did
Also look up the pirate code's
Pirates ran a tight but fairish ship

Why did no one want to kill him? It's not like he was a nice guy going around helping people. He was just killing them or turning them into monsters. That was his entire job.

I would be too afraid

hes a big guy, it would be very painful

why is spain so based? any spanish naval kinos?

Reminds me of that famous quote, something about how we call them freedom fighters if we like them, and terrorists if we don't like them.

I wouldn't know, and I guess there is much Spanish naval kino, as Spain was usually on the receiving end
Dutch, French and English ships loved fucking with Spanish treasure fleets
Only big naval engagement the Spanish won, that I can recall now, is Lepanto

Well, I mean an organized civil society is always portrayed as bad when it comes to pirate shows.

It's because they were paid by the crown of England it was basically the entire world against Spain

Why do these movies portray pirates as adventurous honest people and the navy as tiny dicked prissy losers?

How did Spain get so powerful that the entire world felt threatened by them?

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Now take sir Francis Drake
The Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers, that makes them bad or good
And I see them as members of a noble brotherhood

That’s nu-Warcraft lore. An asspull from wotlk.

I haven't seen the movie in a while but I'm looking around on the internet and people are pointing out that Davy Jones is capable of teleportation so even if they did rush him he could just teleport away, so that explanation makes the most sense, and I'm guessing nobody else has seen the movie in a long time or else someone else would have mentioned this answer first.

wish they colonized Australia first, spanish speaking abbo mutts would be a huge step up.

Did Spain also paid pirates to make their dirty work and attack the english?

Huh, never noticed the other buckets behind him.

>that Davy Jones is capable of teleportation
Source?

except that every country that the spaniards colonised turned into a shithole, no thanks mate

I guarantee there's no way spaniard genes could make abbos any worse.

Everyone had buccaneers on their payrolls, pirates were free agents and actively hunted down by all powers

They had the entire New World, (through Portugal as well) were also based in Austria and with that half of Germany and Italy
The thing is, only the French felt straight up threatened, as they saw them getting surrounded by Habsburg
The Netherlands had their revolt, so obviously they hated the Spanish, and fought for their survival
The English gave the Dutch a little help, and Spain decided that a full on invasion would be the right thing to do
Then Spain intervened in the 30 year war as Austria had trouble there
Which lead to France bankrolling Sweden to fuck with the Spanish yet again
Which lead to Spain attack France as well, as apparently they didn't have enough open wars

the second film. He and his crew can teleport from boat to boat. Usually coming out of the walls.

>navy as tiny dicked prissy losers?
I suppose you have to go along with the idea that your average Joe joins the Royal Navy so as to make a paycheck, mostly for the monotony of it all in the face of paranormal events. Pirates “choose” to be pirates because they’re madmen/madwomen who love adventure, freedom and fighting (or only survive because they’re so resourceful, if they were forced into piracy because of external events)

Why do you think the german princes supported Lutero? It was a war against Spain you can't defeat a superior enemy using his same religion so you have change it and make everyone thinks these are the demon, basically the german princes got assblasted that Carlos 1 got so many territories only by inheritance and they weren't going to tolerate that other prince were going to be better than them.

There are scenes in the movie where he teleports from one place to another

it's just a stark contrast to the ride, pirates weren't glorified the same way.
I know the non-French versions added Jack Sparrow and removed anything demeaning to women but still, I don't think the original concept was to ever romanticize piracy even if the tune was catchy.

SHIFT YOUR CARGO DEARIE, SHOW EM YOUR LARBOARD SIDE

Yes but to a lesser extent because why use guerilla tactics when you already have overwhelming force?

Tfw no one got my Yea Forums movie reference and just asked questions about the history

Cuz

That's what they get for being stylishly badass and far back enough in history that there's no major modern group left with a real grievance against them

>Umm...no sweetie, we don't auction women anymore. You boys would rather drink rum than rape women right?

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BASED and UNDERRATED

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>no trigger discipline
Every time.

Unironically a good point. Just make some shoes with a layer of water in them and he can go wherever he likes and bone Calypto all he wants.

Drake died in abject failure after failing to take Puerto Rico.

I CANNOT BE SUMMONED LIKE SOME MONGREL PUP

MY FREEDOM WAS FORFEIT LONG AGO

I like how the other posts are responding to it as if it's a serious post.

Davy Jones can teleport, that scene is for all parties to meet in neutral ground, it was some kind of "pause" for the conflict and for all to make a treaty, even Davy Jones honored it.

Is that the Australian nymph of the forest?

based and muppetpilled

I unironically love that song

wtf are you talking about you obsessed faggot

10/10

sorry meant this post for

#notallpirates

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I told you I liked you boy.
Hope you didn't think I lied to you about that.
Now go Jim
Pretty feelsy

Most pirates were from the various European navies, but the conditions and pay there were so shit it was much better to just cut loose and do your own thing as a pirate.
For the time, pirate ships were some of the most progressive places on earth. Every man had a share in the ship, a vote for captain and were practically unionised under the quartermaster.

It's not like the British Navy wasn't doing the exact same shit as pirate crews anyway, it was just 'official' because the King says so.

My God i fucking hated that show when I was an edgy 12 year old, and my little brothers would watch it every day. PIRATES ARENT LIKE THAT REEEE

Took avay the seriousness of the scene, I mean they could just stand closer to the water and let him stand in the sea.
Woopty-doo they would get all wet oh gee that's horrible, right? Especially when you literally spend 90% of your life on sea, they probably NEVER get wet @_@

It's not surprising to me that someone who uses emojis thinks it's spelled "woopty-doo."

>it's just a stark contrast to the ride, pirates weren't glorified the same way.
Did you not listen to the theme song in the ride named "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me"

They did the same thing with blacks.

hola reddito

Why doesn't he just wear damp socks?

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>Bucket shoes
fucking kekd, i love you user

After all they were just people. Some of them just wanted to be free.

This scene reminded me of in Blade when Frost can go out in sunlight because he's wearing sunscreen. Why establish these rules if you're just going to break them in bullshit ways?

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>Upstage, lads. This is my ONLY number.

because of muh

parsley
..parlevou
...PARLEY!!!

You could say that about Somali pirates today too.

>They are just poor people that are stealing from evil big corporations that steal from poor people.

based truthposter

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was becket the most useless character in the whole series? Should have just kept the commodore around

same lmao

why did they have to make these sequels so retarded AND so goddamn long

Kinda hard to have Spain or England be the good guys of that time period what w the slavery, colonialism, needless wars and debt and general lack of democracy and all that.

I mean not that pirates are better but hey the concept of democracy was there in spirit and Americans are in love w the fantasy of creating a working democracy and rebellion and exploring lands.

Once again the bloody yanks ruin everything

just a typical eternal anglo

Why did Spain never just swallow up Portugal

he was one of the most interesting characters in the trilogy you brainlet

>slavery, colonialism, needless wars and debt and general lack of democracy and all that

every country on earth had these things during that period, just some were advanced enough to harness them

>How did Spain get so powerful that the entire world felt threatened by them?
It's funny.
Come the napoleonic wars and spain gets nary a mention.
By WW1 when anyone who's anyone in europe is duking it out to the fucking death they're totally irrelevant.
They fuck themselves over inter-war, and come war war 2: electric gassajew, it's like they don't even exist.

From major world power with unimaginable wealth ripped form the sundered carcass of the new world, to a minor player in a neutered european confederation of nations.

What I want to know is, where the fuck did all the wealth go?
Where's all the gold?
The silver?
The pieces of eight?
Did it all end up in medici banks?
Melted down?
Where is it now?
Seriously spain has some explaining to do on how they fucked up so badly nobody even thinks of them anymore except salty-yet-yearning sudaca.

've won

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>Only big naval engagement the Spanish won, that I can recall now, is Lepanto
english armada, war of jenkin's ear

Trafalgar was the last nail in the mesoamerican gold-plated coffin of Spain

Bad kings as in any other empire.

I've often wondered this.
I guess the ports were just little hairy bastards that'd shank you as soon as your back was turned and then piss off on a deepsea ship that nobody else had and laugh at you from the horizon.
Must've been more trouble than they were worth.
I know that at one point the Pope stepped in and basically said:
>spain, you get the americas and all the shit you can rape and pillage from there
>protugal, you get asia and all the spices and shit you can trade or take from there

The end.
It's the only purpose the church has served: mitigating to at least some degree the ceaseless bloodshed the pale hairless ape tribes of europe conduct against each other for long enough to ensure that rome's legacy would go on in at least some small way.

They sent a shitload of men to fight for Germany tho

Was it really that much?
I recall that their foreign legion sent troops to stalingrad
lmao
Holy shit imagine being some luckless spaniard sent to fucking RUSSIA to fight for the germans.
In the winter.
Besieging a city that just won't die. You'd really be wondering exactly what the ever living fuck you were doing there at all.

I'm reminded of the Siamese troops sent to France during WW1 to "aid" the Entente forces against Germany et al.
I can only imagine what some little Thai guys were fucking thinking watching "the white man" rip themselves to shreds for years and years in soul-destroying trench warfare. In the winter too, in a cold hitherto totally unimaginable to them.
>the white man is crazy
is a phrase I've heard often enough lol
They should've brought war elephants to liven things up.

how did the squidman get into that bucket
did beckett carry him

Well that's the difference between a pirate and a privateer, no? A "pirate" held no allegiance and would rob whoever whereas a privateer was hired to fuck with ships under a certain flag.

>but the conditions and pay there were so shit it was much better
It wasn't just that. After a whole bunch of wars the navies of europe swelled and then in the lull time there happened to be a whole lot of trained and able seamen sitting around doing nothing on land after being dismissed since they were no longer needed.
When you're good at and used to doing one thing, and a guy, maybe a mate of a mate, offers you a chance to do that thing for your own material gain when virtually everyone you've ever known is still a dirtpoor peasant farmer, most likely you're going to give it a chance.

it truly was his only number

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heh

This. By modern standards, the pirates WERE the good guys.

>Hey ho ho
>It's one for all for one
>And we'll share and share alike with you
>And treat you like a son

Those pirates were pretty based

Jagshparro?

He had a duet with Jim on the front of the ship after teaching him about star navigation

You beautiful sumbitch

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For whom?

ZOMG PUT ME IN LE EBIN SCREENCAP REDDIT xDDD

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Well there was a HUGE deal where they demarcated in South America what Portugal got. Ports picked east of the line because they figured there wasn’t much west of modern day Brazil
Much to their disappointment Spain got a lot more land out of that deal

YFW you realized in a hand full of years that people will celebrate Terrorists flying planes into buildings.

>You will always remeber this as the day you ALMOST caught Mohammad Akbar!

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>kill him
he'd return to the sea
literally the water is the only way he can actually physically be there
he can only die if his heart gets stabbed

fucking brainlets and third worlders, i swear

literally when hes introduced, he teleports from his ship right in front of jack sparrow when hes looking at him from the spyglass

at least he's totally caked in it and it starts wearing off after like 5 minutes, so it's not a total "oh lol sunscreeen vamps can go out anytime"
the real whizzer here is how the fuck are his eyes protected? they could've told him to wear some fucking sunglasses

nice

Just a reminder the first one was the only one that was written to be a complete story before filming. Everything else they were LITERALLY making everything up on the fly. 80% of the dialog is improv and all the set pieces were left in the hands of CGI crew. Most of the filming was the director just telling them to "act scared" or "pretend there's a monster behind you" or "okay now you're fighting a crabman just do whatever"

The fact that they made two films(and one of them semi coherent) out of this footage is a minor miracle.

this is why we can't have nice things.

Dubs checked.

It wasn't on their bucket list.

Because he's a monstrous sea-god bad motherfucker and if you ran at him he would just grab you and tear your fucking head off.

OH GOD

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What if they blew his head off with a cannon then cut the body up into very tiny pieces and blew them out of a cannon?

Yeah, and pirates ships were legit shit that couldn't possibly stand against one competent warship.

yaggsparro

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You think he'd come ashore and expose himself without being intensely on guard with his sword ready. Also whoever would kill him would become the next captain, and nobody there was interested in being cursed to be stuck out in the ocean as a barnacle man.

My sides thx user

Is this movie good? I thought the 4th wasn't great.
I really did enjoy the triology though. Fuck man pirates are so cool. SPACE PIRACY WHEN, I WANT ON BOARD

I dont understand why the guy physically needed to be on dry land so much he brings literal buckets of water and its comical
Just have him stand in the water and the others can stand around him

This is the only reason people should be on this board

Yes exactly. That's why any movie on that period, if not about pirates, is some protagonist going against society in some way.

based and bucketshoepilled

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>be in the royal navy
>rape pillage and plunder to further the king's goals
>receive nothing but rotten meat and a few pence for your troubles
>get whipped for arbitrary infractions by an uncaring officer

>be pirate
>rape pillage and plunder for fun with your best buds
>receive a fair share of all takings
>if the captain doesn't do right by the crew you can make him walk the plank and install someone better

yar har fiddle dee dee

not bad kid, not bad

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Sand isn't exactly land anyway. He would have been fine

hmmmmm

Nigger

When you really think about it, there didn't NEED to be a lich King at all. When Arthas was weak and went to northrend all the scourge in lorderon got their free will back. So why all the sudden if Arthas dies will the scourge go crazy and not just die or get their will back like we've already seen and been told would happen. Biggest plot hole in WoW lore ever

He can only teleport at night for some reason

then why have him stand in a fucking bucket?????

>Yea Forums has an opportunity to be retarded
>le quirky pirate lurve
>le women dun unnersten
>le incel
>actually doesn't do it
blows my mind how many quality responses this post has
i just wanted to say it :)

Early Christians wouldn't be remembered as saints if Christianity hadn't taken over.

Through btfoing muslims, raping aztecs and some cheeky royal marriages. See pic related.

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seething christcuck incels

This! So much THIS!

Edit: thanks to the reddit mod that deleted my first post, but not all the off topic garbage in the catalogue

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You are assuming that soldiers were as degenerate as pirates and I don't think that was what happened.

This has got to be a samefag, right?

Freedom fighters don’t usually attack the population they’re trying to liberate.

(you)

>>You will always remeber this as the day you ALMOST caught Mohammad Akbar!

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lovely stuff

FAN FUCKING TASTIC
THIS
THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS IS WHAT 4 CHANNEL AND THE TV BOARD WAS MADE FOR

Pirates of the Carribean Curse Of the Black Pearl is accidently genious

awwwww yisssss im thinking were back

only white pirates had honor

Was Davy Jones white? I think that he was.

Lmao this is why i visit this board still

perfect

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Imagine doing all that just for your descendents to give it all away to muslim invaders

Woosh

Son, I erh, think you need to read into just what some soldiers have done for millennia. No it's not all of them being rapey, but enough.

And now with a job well done, I can go to bed.

What the fuck is going on with those thumbs

Can we get som

Parley.

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It's a fucking comedy. And that was funny, you literal imbecile.

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Weren't real life pirates mostly just out of work British navy sailors? They couldn't find work so they turned to thievery. They mostly just looted cargo ships or whatever and rarely killed people.
It's like a mugging but with ships. Muggers generally don't kill anyone. They just steal your shit through overwhelming force of arms.
They say Blackbeard never killed anyone who surrendered, and most ships immediately surrendered because they were just cargo ships and were barely armed if at all.
The whole raping and pillaging thing might just be part of the fictional depiction of pirates.

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>being a baj

Shaking my baka.

It's pretty much just a retelling of the first movie with ghosts instead of skeletons. It's not as good as the trilogy but it's a fun little movie.

Evaporation

>What I want to know is, where the fuck did all the wealth go?
it wasn't as much money as you're possibly imagining. the european economy was to a large extent not reliant on money, and a lot of the speculative superstructure (ie paper money) you have today didn't exist at all. the physical wealth (which was like 90%+ silver) went 2/3 west to china and the east indies, the rest split 2/3 to spain and the rest smuggled or leveraged for colonial imports (to all of latin america). in spain that 2/3 of 1/3 inflated the local economy, financed imports, funded mercenaries, built some roads and generally put off the structural problems spain had with granting titles of nobility (ie tax exemption in perpetuity) for cash payments -- taxable people (artisans, merchants etc etc) became richer for a generation of two while nobles (who drew their income from land rents) were comparatively poorer for a generation or two. other than that, the money generally greased the then cash-poor european economy for a century or more. spain at this time was a far-flung empire with more than enough wars to fight, but the cost of the wars wasn't as high as people mostly imagine -- the silver just went all over the place and ripped the shit out of local price levels because nobody had a clear idea of what inflation was or how to prevent it. this was also what happened in china, which had put in place import standards that were extremely prudent by the standards of the 1500s, where foreign goods could not be imported indefinitely. unfortunately silver was legal tender in china and american silver totally blew the chinese economy to shit, in large part because the chinese had been the only people able to enforce reasonable currency standards (through mining bans) for a long time, leading their price levels to be like 1/3 of the european level.

anyway the answer is it wasn't that much money and they spent it on institutionalizing global trade

It's not that they couldn't find work. Life in the Navy was considered brutal and nobody wanted to do it. The British had to practice impressment to fill their manpower needs. And the people they forced to join were usually the dregs of society. This is why there are idiomatic expressions like "Curses like a sailor"

>thinking how we have romanticized pirates so much
So because one series of films shows goofy pirates, they've been romanticized?

Because there are plenty of films, tv, and novels that prove otherwise. Take Black Sails for example.

Ah yes, that show where our scurvy-ridden heroes spend like 2 seasons fighting against the British Crown's tyranny.

I heard a theory that everything Spain conquered went to shit, and everything Portugal conquered are now good places to live in.

>They should've brought war elephants to liven things up.
there were work elephants brought in to help unload cargo from ships

Fucking based, we need a drawfag ASAP

That doesn't make them the lesser evil compared to pirates, who for the most part came from the bottom rung of those exploitative societies

>You are without doubt the worst terrorist I’ve ever heard of

Why don't you move to Brazil and test that theory

underage detected

Redpill me on Beckett bro

four fives

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Huehuehuehue

at the oldest you're 20
at the youngest you're 15
either way I don't like you

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It's just good business.

why was Orlando bloom such a bad actor in these? he was fine in lord of the rings...

LIAR!!
Enjoy eternity on this ship

he didn't have to be a lead in LOTR

That's not breaking them. Nobody said "oooh you can't ever go in sunlight if you're a vampire". It's rather doing exactly the opposite, playing with established boundaries instead of being boring and stale.

I remember thinking that loophole was both silly and somewhat cool when that came out. It serves to belittle Jones and cheapen him next to Beckett.

NaM SHUTTHEFUCKUPWEEBS NaM

Not true, spain won lots of formal naval battles against other european powers, and most of the skirmishes against pirates. The thing is, they couldn't protect all trading ships at the same time because they had like, corsairs from at least 4 major powers raiding them all the time.

1492 they discover the new world, and the same year they ended the reconquista which meant that at that time they had an army FULL of veterans. Also Gonzalo Fernandez de Cordoba (a military genious, if he were british or french everybody would know his name) remade the spanish army in such a way that they beated the shit out of everyone for one and a half century. So basically it was a snowball that had to be stopped by 3/4 of Europe.

Yes, but they were only a few and were only used against especific targets normally or to support the official naval fleet. Didn't usually get a free card to whatever they wanted like the others.

Experts say there's more spanish gold in the bottom of the oceans than in the surface.

Blue Division, 50k men. They did pretty well given the circunstances and the way they were treated by the germans.

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These guys were unironically based and I wish the films had more Spanish running around telling all the magic to go fuck itself.

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Can't have that because anglos will never allow to show Spain as the good guys.

>18th Century Spain
>Based
Spics were a laughingstock in the 1700s.

They were still a major power. Not longer the ruling force of europe. and fading away slowly, but a major power.

Are we finally at a point where we can bring back discussion of the pirates trilogy through memes
Please

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holy shit is it really only a trilogy?

4 and 5 are shit

They were jewed out of it by the birth of international trade. Spain was super agricultural and relied on what they plundered from the new world for trade and not what they produced. Since you can’t magically make more money you will eventually run out if its all you have to trade with

is that a jaw glued to a dog's anus

user, it clearly says that it's a Utah werewolf. Learn to read

>Some normie casually makes Davy Jones his bitch just because it was good business
Fuck off he was awesome

Well they were usually friendly but in general more trouble than it was worth. Portugal has mountains that make it a bitch to conquer and suppress resistance movements.

he has spiny fish feet that would rip the socks

Plus wet socks suck

based muppet poster

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HOLY BASED

PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP

Anyone NOT watch these past the first one?
Asking for a friend.

And it can be yours for only $900.

kewl. Figured no one else did and this is just another /tv marketing thread by some Hollywood corp asshole. Add this thread to that Flash dude, Moner, and others who get shilled.

its not that funny

test

Low test

they're all shit

Spaniards aren't spics, nigger.

Jews invert and pervert good into evil, it's their industry. It's their 'comedy' and now is American culture due to their Hollywood.

Anglo trickery.

genuinely not that funny, but a testament to how easy it is to influence the retards on Yea Forums

kek

How did they manage to make cgi this good over a decade ago? For ages i though it was just makeup cg effects

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Time

they cgi team invoked lovecraft´s spirit to make good work

it's easy to make gross shiny objects with no bones in CG
it's difficult to make realistic humans

What happens if he goes on land?
Does he explode or something?

Thats wrong and Portugal itself is a shithole

White people doing the VFX instead of H1B Indians and subcontracted Indians.

holy shit, and i almost ignored this fucking thread

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You're a faggot

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes kind strangers

Edit 2: omg!!1 thanks for my first gold ever!

>soldiers in the past were so orderly and lawful officers had to institute floggings and hangings just to keep them in line

This was the best CGI I had ever seen, and still probably is. Nothing has fascinated me more than the Jurassic Park T-rex and Davey Jones.

I think it is down the the artists doing a perfect job. The computer will do what you program it to do. It is not biased toward a specific look.

Amateur CGI artists seem to get work somehow making a plastic mess.

Include me in the screenshart

Because they don’t make bucket shoes in his size retard

Didn't expect this to blow up

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

Fuck you bitch, I wrote that. Not you. You aren’t stealing my (you)s!

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>tfw you make funnier posts than this everyday but won't get this many replies in a week

IT ISN'T FAIR

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portugal was englands bitch. Attacking portugal would've led to an actual war with british troops sent to the spanish mainland and that's the last thing they wanted

i never watch the jack sparrow films so i really dont get the joke can anyone please explain to me ?

holy fuckin

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It's the American spirit of freedom and rebellion.

BASED

I dont get it

Davy jones is demon pirate squid guy leading a crew of mutant fishmen pirates on an indestructible ghost ship. He has powers like limited teleportation, but he cant walk on dry land.

mouse here, thanks for making pirates 6 possible you maddest of lads

stay btfo, weenie

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>davey jones with a bucket car, bucket shoes, and a bucket hat (in case he falls out head first)

Name a more unstoppable villain. Pro tip: You can't.

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I thought it was some reference... that's not very funny

>Davey Jones Takes London: A Pirate’s Tale

You're retarded my man.

"no!"

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It is a reference but if you don't get it you'll never get it.

Based

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not funny

second post best post

lmbo

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YES

EPIC

ABSOLUTELY BASED

AND REDPILLED

PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP

OH THIS IS GETTIN A (YOU)

Oh nononono you didn't just user pfftHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao pirates were the ISIS of the era

they dismembered people and put their organs all over. torture, rape. The list goes on

Everyone was the ISIS of their time, that shit still happens

>119765206 (no (You))
Samefagging this hard is pathetic.

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You’re all faggots, every single one of you

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no honor, bro.

OMG OMG OMG OMG PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS ON R/Yea Forums

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LOL and who said ingenuity wasn't dead?

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wow epic post
so epic i'm posting le quirky reaction image
it represents the face i'm supposed to be making right now

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24 hours later and this nigger is still samefagging himself

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>*sweeping orchestral music*
>This plane... is Allah's now!
>Air Marshall fights and defends himself against Bashir with a boxcutter
>*dun nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nah nah nah*
>camera circles the terrorist as he stabs the air marshall with great adventure
>"Next stop. Virgin town"
>Breakfast Club's don you forget about me as the plane crashes into the tower
>cut to black
>directed by Steven Spielberg

>that face when you realize Spielberg will outlive us all

Interesting.
I had heard of the tanking of the european economy but I had no idea this spread all the way to china.

A little overrated I think

I don't know why, but I laughed my ass off at the thought of this

It is a pretty funny thought. Truly an underappreciated post.

bc it would fuck with the whole movie

Edit: great, my most upvoted comment is about bucket shoes

Edit 2: holy moly gold? Thank you kind stranger!

Edit 3: 10 000 upvotes!? Ya'll insane!

me in the screenshot

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Dude thats too real please cease

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Slimy/watery things naturally look good in CGI.
It's why James Cameron started with straight up water CGI and then the T1000 liquid metal.

Why the hell not make the navy more attractive then? The modern armed forces in the UK have cozy treats and opportunities/life experiences that draw people in and make the higher possibility of death seem worth it.

It always amuses me how I can see people raging about Reddit and accurately representing how Reddit talks but not a single post ever recognizes the Reddit filename format. I love getting away with it. It's like a drug.

Pirate ships were literally retrofitted miltary ships, hell some of them were literally english navy ships with their colours off so england wouldnt get any blame. What you are saying is equivalent to saying "light cruisers cant stand up to battleships". Pirate ships were light military ships designed to fullfill there purpose not big expensive and slow dreadnaughts.

This didn't deserve all those yous

If it makes you feel better they were all just one person with a lot of time.

WHOA WHOA SOMEBODY STOP THE PRESSES I HAVE TO POST MY LAUGHING IMAGE BECAUSE THIS POST HAD SO MANY YOUS. I WISH I COULD UPVOTE YOU MORE THAN ONCE user!

You're not as funny as you think you are.

Thats gay. You’re gay.

this really wasn't that funny

scromiting

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Caribbean pirates were almost always white and living on British or Spanish payroll, they were employed to harass enemy vessels.