TRY

That old man got shit on by God.

>Forced to watch his wife get gang-raped
>Crippled during the attack
>Go a little nuts when he has the opportunity to get back at the ringleader.
>Go to jail

That, or it's a message about how the system is just as merciless as Alex?

Very good, sir, very good brand.

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What, he goes to prison?

No thank you

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WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM?

Who was he?

NO! SHE'S BANNED!

he's darth vader

Austin Powerful

>FEUDAL RITE?
Why was he so obsessed with medieval law?

SHE WAS BANNED QUITE HORRIBLY BY A GANG OF FAT TRANSSEXUALS ON THIS BOARD IN THIS VERY THREAD YOU READ

In the book, yeah

That's what he gets for hating a classical song.

>"We had to put him away for his own protection"

TRY THE WIFE

I can't hear this line any more without thinking of hontrapoints

Yes thank you sir, cheers.

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How was he crippled? I just assumed he got old.

>mfw never done a bit of the old in out in out

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Haven't seen this movie in so long, I forgot what a good number this was.

Have another glass!

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what is he writing?

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Subversive literature

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a netorare story about a middle aged woman being raped to death by a tengu

The writer a good person who works to improve humanity. The irony is that once he is met with the oppressor who ruined his life, he casts all his lifework aside for personal satisfaction. A complete turn of character.

He was fine with all the cruelties Alex might've perfomed, he tried to help him and destroy the insane penitential brainwashing system, but that was only until he realized how deeply Alex had hurt himself.

All of his life and his lifework was merely a facade that got confronted by him meeting up with Alex personally. He stooped to the level of young, violent criminals he was trying to fix which in itself revealed how pointless and impossible fixing the human nature is.

>pee pee poo poo farty oooh stinky :))) stinky fart loool!!! ohh smelly stinky *sniiifff* sulfur poopy poopy poop!!!!

No mate it was "FEUD, ALRIGHT?" He was after confirmation of their feud.

DUBS ALRIGHT?!

HaveAnothaGLOSS

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this here thread is quity horrorshow, my bruthers

Time for a little bit of the old ultra shitpost

RAAAAAPE ALRIGHT?

why the fuck does stupid meme blast my sides to orbit even though its the same fucking jokes every day

Very good thread sirs, very good.

>I’M PLEASED YOU APPRECIATE GOOD RAPE

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I've seen the movie so many times I read all of these posts in their voices.

I dont know what you're on about user. These threads are a diamond a dozen.

top lel holy fuck

Some very extreeeeeeeeeeeeeme nastiness, yesss?

THEY WERE VERY BADLY GRAPED YOU SEE

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A VERY NICE LITTLE NUMBAH, SIR!

I like how he casually mentions that the rural country around his property is frequently used as a dumping ground for people abducted by police.

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TRY

THE RAPE

RAPE ALRIGHT?

MY WIFE

SHE USED TO DO EVERYTHING FOR ME AND LEAVE ME TO MY RAPE

TRY THE BELL

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>Yowaifsuh, is she away?

Who was she, and why was Alex asking about her?

This thread makes me want to listen to some old LUDWIG VAN

>TRY THE FOOD

You know what are you talking about.

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>Hapideisur

Who was this that he mentioned?

i’ve taught you well my little droogies

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Viddy well

Drafting shitposts to later post on Yea Forums

HAVE ANOTHER ASS

Your wife sir, is she away?

NO SHES RAPED

NOOO, SHE'S PRED

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youtube.com/watch?v=T1A62XpZm3E

SHE WAS VERY BADLY PNEUMONIA'D YOU SEE

ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT, A HOMOSEXUAL?

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Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you I'll meet you with chain, or nozh or britva, any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless! It stands to reason, I won't 'ave it!

what was his problem

viddy well little brother viddy well

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underrated

We were very badly japed you see. We were assaulted by a gang of vicious young shitposters on this board, in this very thread you're posting in now.

Whyy, my peanus weanus of course ;)

A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE, POOR, POOR GIRL

She was very badly connected you see. A victim of the modem age. Poor, poor speeds.

HO HO HO
WELL, IF IT ISN'T FAT, STINKING BILLY GOAT BILLY BOY IN POISON

COME AND GET ONE IN THE YARBLES
IF YOU HAVE ANY YARBLES

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LETS GETTER BOYS

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Nice.

What does milk plus taste like?

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When he's in good boy talk mode he sounds so much like Eric Idle/Python

Dumbledore asked calmly

bags of sand

PUT THIS THREAD DOWN, IT’S A VERY IMPORTANT WORK OF ART!

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TRY THE YARBLES

NO!
NOT THE LUDWIG VAN!
ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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FOOD...all ripe?

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The spaghetti looks really fat. I wonder if it was different in the 60s.

Weight sir, weight

Gay lover/caretaker

Try the crime!

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Sour.

How was he 100% sure he was the rapist? Maybe he just liked singing show tunes

Look, i will ask the same question over and over again. If Alex was so smart how come he was so dumb that he started singing the song?

>Rapist thugs become policemen

What is the message here?

Since we this rare opportunity of Clockwork orange thread, someone will be so kind and post big titties that the other gang tried to rape, right?

He probably didn't even recall the song he sang back then. It was one of countless nights of ultraviolence.

The irony of this being that the song that changed him is a metaphor for being happy when things are bad

Kubrick’s most reddit film he ever made, which is saying alot

Imagine being a dirty scouser who dedicates his life to analysing what some autistic person meant when he made his retarded films.

My wife...used to do everything for me, and leave me to my posting.

DUBS! ALRIGHT?!

A very nice little number, sir.

>tfw you got to experience reading Clockwork Orange shitposts while listening to Beethoven's 9th Symphony play live at the BBC Proms
truly a kino feeling

WONDERFUL COLOUR

I always liked that Officer Dim's number is 665.

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113 m8

DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT WORK OF ART

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It's titled "The Moner Thread"

IIRC it wasn't in the book. In the book the writer recognized him from the start but chose to hide it.

but he still remembered Mr. Alexander.

He didn't sing during the rape in the book either. They felt it was missing something in filming and Kubrick suggested he dance around the room during the scene, McDowell added the idea of singing as well.

underrated

He was very badly vaped.

SHE WAS VERY BADLY GAPED YOU SEE

milk and pennies

Excellent

FOOD

IM PLEASED YOU APPRECIATE GOOD WIFE

habanotha glas

who was he?

Very good meme, sir. Very good.

any other Mageeno worth watching?

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have another post

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TRY THE WIFE

HAVE ANOTHER BUMP

>great reaction image, very funny too.
well here's to it

Gay furry fanfiction

NO!
NO THE BANE POST!
ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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For some reason I think Mr. Alexander would work well in this scene but I have no skills to do it

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The rape, sir. It was beautiful.

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>RELIGION?
>CIA sir

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kek

it's ARE YOU NOW, OR ARE YOU EVER BEEN
AN HOMOSHECSUAAAHL

man I wish they showed more of billy goat
he looked like an absolute bloke to be around with

WHALE WHALE WHALE

user...

hahaha the guys was HAVING SEX infront of him haha

ARE YOU ABLE TO SEE THE WHITE LINE PAINTED ON THE FLOOR DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU? SIX DOUBLE FIVE THREE TWO ONE?

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What is he smug about?

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Based.

Top kek

actually no sir! the image won't load

He tried the crime

lel

Should I rewatch the movie or read the book?

neither

Both

Read the book then rewatch the movie

A Clockwork Orange wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual

>All suck and no fuck...

it's quite simple really
we're just gonna show you some films and tv

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you mean like posting on internet forums about films and tv?

Something like that.

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TRY THE CRIME

I'm PLEASED you appreciate good MEMES