Leviathan-kino is back on the menu, bois

looks decent but why is everyone on the cast a charisma black hole

apart from vincent cassel

We're already there

Attached: feet2.jpg (1420x591, 45K)

Oh so somebody remembers Abyss-ripoffs?

why did shitney have to buy 20th cf
i miss these kinds of movies

Looks okay other than the bald chick. That shit should be illegal

>"It's pulling me UNDERWATER"

Attached: 1352294456080.jpg (375x360, 13K)

I thought TJ Miller got #metood

>ocean floor walk kino
haven't seen any since Sphere

Why do you think they included "It's pulling me underwater!"
>Looks good, but I don't know...TJ Miller.
>Oh so he's gonna die? Let's go see it!

youtube.com/watch?v=YhPdB5fxKA0

oh is that why she got that dyke buzz

That thing's nose is fucking huge.

Attached: G3T8VxB.png (1853x777, 734K)

>Based Cassel
>Good pusy Sn8ke
>Retardo Miller
>Waifu Stewart
Can't wait desu, 5/5 cast

I want to fuck Boystew

Attached: boystew.png (515x490, 326K)

>prepare your fucking boipuss!
Holy shit! what do?

No its because shes a dyke, retard

I want to rub her hair and lick her pits

Awww shit. You trying to turn this into a horrors of the deep thread? They usually turn out to be Yea Forums kino, so way to go user!

TJ Miller. A bunch of politically correct diversity casting. No thank you.

>dat Stewart
it's like they WANT me to masturbate in the theater

i want her to deepthroat me while i rub her spiky hair

>could be disaster survival kino
>has to be another muh reach exceeding muh grasp environmental harm is the real monster but also here's a dumpy looking CG monster garboge
Shame

THE NEFARIOUS JEW

>submarine, 100s of feet under water

>"It's pulling me under water!!"

this was filmed in 2017 before he got PoundMeTooed

>William Eubank
Based. Expect the abyss level kino.

Attached: 9575D876-1250-4858-8C6C-DB60E05D3025.jpg (225x225, 8K)

Looks like shit, also she actually looks like Harry Potter with those glasses

>Having space physics in water worked out for Aquaman, let's do that again

I thought this was a sequel of Andrey Zvyagintsev's Leviathan. But it's just a monster movie with KStew.

What a dissapointment.

>Another Alien/the Abyss ripoff, 30 years later
>Lovecraftian monster in the shadows
>KStew with butch haircut
Expect a box office of $17

youtube.com/watch?v=iy_26C-2gSs
recommend me some deep sea kino

Fuck I thought tj millker was blacklisted
Tho happy to see Colleen's great ass in a bikini

Looks alright

youtu.be/gVFEVXIyu00

>20 seconds in
>TJ Miller
Nope. Fuck off.

>TJ Miller
God I hate that fag

>Kristen Stewart
Box Office Poison

Could a space suit like that really protect you from underwater pressure

>Leviathan-kino is back on the menu, bois

Attached: 1565193713478.png (667x770, 85K)

watch your word bro, she's the new ripley

Attached: download.jpg (296x170, 5K)

>Dyked out Kristen Stewart

Attached: 1564435260362.jpg (1280x1280, 1.27M)

I liked this movie 20 years ago

> "Alien III? I loved that movie!"

Attached: Underwater 01.jpg (800x533, 284K)

Attached: laugh.gif.gif.gif.gif (350x200, 3.83M)

> So, let's remake The Abyss, but with a less talented cast?

Attached: Underwater 02.jpg (800x534, 286K)

Attached: Underwater 03.jpg (800x533, 318K)

kek wanted to post
>after all this, we're still UNDERWATER?
but then they actually name dropped

Should have been something gigantic instead of generic water ayy lmaos,
Missed chance.

Why is it not listed as horror in imdb?

i dont think it has a nose.

more like underwear haha

> No nose -- then how does it smell?

> Terrible!

Yeah imagine Kstew being dragged off into the deep by a giant squid with a million tentacles haha

>jumpscares

Attached: 1561356037893.jpg (318x306, 38K)

fuck off, faggot.
stewart is the ugliest dyke out there. looks literally like the paranoid bitch from OitnB

im guessing that trailer was horseshit and the movie is more like a slow thriller where you never see the monster

If she would just grow her hair out again it'd fix a lot of problems

gonna watch it but its going to be shit

>tentacles
I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going...

Modern day Lovecraft?

Attached: Dagon.jpg (658x864, 92K)

-Sphere
-Abyss
-Leviathan
-Deep Star Six (came out the same time as Leviathan. but its not as good if you ask me)
-Deep Blue Sea
-Deep Shock
-Dykket
-20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

These feature ocean shit but doesnt feel deap sea enough
The Rift/Endless Descent (great campy trash)
-Virus (although arguable since theres not much underwater and feels more like outerspace but it aint.)

Lol wtf
It literaly is Alien
They even copied the A L I E N intro for the title reveal lmao
And listen at 2:02 the xenomorph scream from Aliens

Attached: alien-title-egg-green.jpg (1746x828, 707K)

Thats what I thought, the title kinda reminded me like a shitty knockoff.

Attached: Rhizophyzid Siphonophore.webm (1000x562, 1.9M)

>2019
>still ripping off the look of1980s movies because they cannot imagine anything better

pathetic hacks

it looks better than a bunch of sterile clean shit

It's a plant, innit?

why is depth of the seas spookier setting than deep space

Attached: 1553011927004.jpg (740x444, 35K)

Because deep sea is where the real monsters are user

Because you live next to it, unlike faggy infinite desert space.

The rare Deepwater Jew.

>less talented cast
only Ed Harris was good, meanwhile they have Cassel, Stewart and that cute asian chick from iron fist.

oof, that is not a good look for her

The sea monster is gonna feed on them

Is the buzz cut the test to see if a girl is actually attractive?

Attached: b635dc90489d14195390bc20bb8edabc.jpg (420x558, 26K)

bravo nolan

Attached: topkeks.jpg (1920x1080, 49K)

>deep space
>ooh it's a whole lot of nothing how spooky there's a particle of dust 200,000,000,000 miles away

>deep ocean
>what's down there? no one knows

Based YouTube Indian

>In Theaters January 10, 2020

Attached: 1563359216971.gif (319x318, 2.99M)

Best test

>when a CIS user hits on K.Stew

Attached: kstew_disgust.jpg (748x777, 62K)

>2020 is 5 weeks away

Nice was looking forward to some underwater monster kino,especially since Meg was complete shit.

damn
i thought this was going to be the blacked vid
dissapointed

I quite enjoyed this

This looks like a much more stupid version of Sphere. Like its the same basically beat for beat. Also the trailer gave away at least half the movie

I love deep ocean stuff. SOMA is great, especially the Abyss section.

>posting reddit's meme of the week

Attached: IMG_6084.jpg (1080x1073, 239K)

Was hype until I saw
>PG-13
Why must they always shoot for muh biggest demographic instead of making actual spooky films?

Attached: 1551533403112.jpg (618x597, 144K)

fucking looks shite. I can already fucking tell each of the character archetypes in the main cast
>generic strong female lead
>generic fat goofball comic relief character
>generic le funny quip black man
>generic stone-faced old white dude with a crew cut
>generic isolated girl character

seems shit desu.

What even happens in the Sphrere? What was the meaning of it?
I have watched that movie twice but I keep forgetting.

All I remember Samuel Jackson goes Jack Torrance and the sphere departs for space at the end of the movie

>horror
>put the monster clear as day in the trailer taking a selfie
>BWOOAAAAAAMMM

Attached: topkek2.jpg (1920x1080, 138K)

it is a thriller not horror.

I swear I've seen those suits before
they're not as samurai as the ones in alien but that specific combo of the circles and stuff with the white and orange scheme I'm sure is lifted straight from something else

The sphere could make your best wishes or worst nightmares come true. The fact that everyone made it do terrifying stuff showed that we weren't ready for this kind of power yet. These four knuckleheads decided that on their own. So they joined hands and jointly imagined it taking off into space, and it did. The end.

Prometheus?

Why is Kristen unable to close her mouth? Every fucking film.
Also
>pg-13
D R O P P E D

I fucking hate it when you can already tell everything you need to know about a character from fucking watching a 2 minute long trailer. ALSO
WHY THE FUCK ARE TRAILERS 2 FUCKING MINUTES LONG. I DONT EVEN FUCKING NEED TO SEE THE FILM NOW BECAUSE IT LITERALLY WORKS AS A FUCKING SYNOPSIS FOR THE ENTIRE FILM. ITS FUCKING POINTLESS.

I thought TJ MIller was blacklisted for being a fuckwit?

Yeah,I'm thinking he is back

Wait, THAT'S Kristen? Holy shit.

Imagine being literally who in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Kristen, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be literally who and not only sit in that chair while Kristen Stewart flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KRISTEN STEWARTS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in nowhere. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Literal Fucking Who. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Attached: Not-Arnold.jpg (1625x807, 139K)

>Supposed to believe Hollywood serious about SJW/#metoo
>Keep casting TJ Miller
What do they mean by this?

If the last hour of the movie isn't Kstew getting repeatedly impregnated by fish monsters and birthing an army of fish men I ain't watching.

The French thief in the Oceans 11 movies?

>>That thing's nose is fucking huge.
How's he gonna *sniff* her inside that suit otherwise?

They wanted to establish the monster or supernatural and that it's not stupid shark

Jesus Christ, really?

MUHHH DICK

Attached: cover-story-kristen-stewart-p244_low-res1.jpg (1269x1712, 1.51M)

BREHS

Attached: kristen-stewart-personal-shopper-new-york-premiere-09.jpg (817x1222, 257K)

>pg13
It will be shit

Attached: Screenshot from 2019-08-19 20-17-44.png (1392x835, 200K)

AHHHHHHH

Attached: kristenstewartshavedhead.jpg (1996x2495, 419K)

Am I the only one who thought he has Yea Forums catalog opened on the monitor?

Attached: Screenshot (61).png (1920x1080, 1.42M)

Looks like another win for Based Disney

fug..
K.Stew is so damn hot, I want to hug her

Why does almost the entire cast look like they stayed in college unit age 28 and would participate in every "slut walk" on campus?

Make the casting choices at least somewhat believable ffs.

Attached: 1564618135215.jpg (433x427, 30K)

My uni never had any slut walks. Or if they did, no one ever told me about them. I went to a very conservative uni though I guess

>Could a space suit like that really protect you from underwater pressure
Nope. The entire suit has to handle crushing exterior POSITIVE pressure. A space suit has to do the opposite, and therefore wouldn't have to be rigid everywhere.

These look like recycled props/wardrobe from another film.

Well how about that, yeah, I see it

PG-13, fuck right off.

this films been ready to distribute since 2017, I really doubt they've been sitting on it for 3 years because its great

7 miles underwater and walking around in suits. dropped

> Deep Star Six
Take comfort knowing you will never ever fuck up as bad as this guy as long as you live.

Attached: 5629-4743.jpg (320x240, 13K)

genuinely thought that was a photoshop of the original alien set

Strongly recommend this comic.
readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Wake
Apocalyptic Mermaid kino.

Attached: 019.jpg (1041x1600, 579K)

Why would you want a sequel to such film?

t. Vladimir Putin

Attached: janny.png (1920x800, 1.15M)

First thing I thought of while watching the trailer.

hahah she's fucking gay you moron, y ou will NEVER get to sleep with her because she hates your disgusting jew cock

y-yeah imagine haha so horrible

Attached: 1513977740780.webm (1204x720, 1.65M)

looks gay as shit

Source?
Im serious.

It's some shitty indie movie. The rest of the movie is nothing like that.

hentai, not even once

What did Disney mean by this?
youtu.be/GCM9j8KaA3I

Deep Star Six was better
youtu.be/SU9kt3BYnxQ

Mine did, every Saturday morning but it was more of a grassroots thing

The Untamed. It's weird to think that a Spanish film came up with the best tentacle porn

Based

I said she had a dyke haircut on reddit and got banned, what is wrong with the word dyke?

It's a Mexican film

youtu.be/T3H0-lv6D3M
>tfw we will never get the true leviathan kino

Attached: 02F42BA9-CA6D-4245-B975-1E7F6FBA9864.jpg (186x356, 10K)

Is
There
Anything
She
Can't
Do?

Prolly waited for the TJ miller bullshit to slow down.

What's up with Hollyweird and giant sea monsters at the bottom of the sea that we awaken, lately?
Reminds me of Megalodon

wtf
source?

seems like a weird cast
all these actors that were once on the verge of becoming something bigger but didn't for various reasons

Hair Kino?

>apart from vincent cassel
have you see his new squeeze?
he dumped belluchi for a much (much) younger, and browner, plaything

lmao that trailer is like 90% of the film

just watch the few slightly cool scenes on youtube and that's it

lol the screaming guy is great

Damn Dagon is fucking ripped

fuck you don't scare me like that

Blindsight adaptation when?

even worse

JESUS!
Spoiler that shit nigga

Attached: 345345345.jpg (1200x640, 303K)

Wait, I thought this was suppose to be some kind of environmental disaster flick? Fuck this shitty Alien ripoff.

Best bost

PG-13, never shows the monster at all which means it isn't that unique or interesting. MC shaved head dyke, rag tag group of sois and strong powerful waman that would never be assigned to a job like that in the first place. Ya that's going to be a hard pass for me dawg.

Attached: 1526328010092.jpg (750x721, 143K)

Why aren't there underwater stations like that irl?

the technology doesn't exist, space is easy because it's empty, making stations with thousands of tons of pressure per square inch pushing against you isn't really doable yet

>no fake ass big enough to act as a shelf
>no sleeve tattoo
>no doughnut lips
close 6.7/10

Thoughts on her current, ugly gf?

Attached: 1565926031653.jpg (2200x3300, 2.79M)

that's gay

THIS. A flick like this absolutely needs to be rated R to be watchable.

awful, she should've stayed with dakota

Attached: 1549738811036.jpg (1993x2752, 993K)

Attached: 1563726840215.jpg (2000x2619, 3.16M)

Looks like one to pirate.
Looks like a Hollywood basedfest.

DING
DING
DING
DING

It's weird how she can sometimes look kinda hot. Like, she looked fit as fuck in her snl appearance as that Brazilian supermodel. But she insists on making goofy, gormless expressions while mouth-breathing with a terrible hair and makeup stylist in every film

youtube.com/watch?v=LrBn0g6g0H4
Kino

Attached: 1566230666943 (1).jpg (1504x2517, 2.69M)

> user thinks KStew is more talented than Michael Biehn.

You have my pity.

>The Abyss with mega dyke kstew and TJ Miller

that's gonna be a nope from me

Attached: 1445404336165.jpg (699x491, 397K)

dakota is straight

She grew up in hollywood. I don't think she has a sexuality.

Ugly girls are better pusyeaters

Imagine cumming on her face and then wiping your dick on your short hair

t. homosexual

look how fucking deformed that thing is. should be illegal to breed these any more

>dakota is straight

Attached: 1454375257808.gif (296x235, 1.96M)

I'm afraid to ask, but since I'm not from America...

the fuck is a "slut walk"?

Slim Shady on HRT

WHY IS SHE COVERING UP HER DELICIOUS LEGS AND FEET

Attached: 1523219422306.jpg (1242x808, 85K)

Sneed and Maskposting, Perfect equilibrium.

Yeah, lets cast old boomers instead of people in their late twenties/early thirties for some reason. You're fucking retarded.

Its quite a bit more stupid than that. Dustin Hoffman at the end asks why theyre alive because Sam Jackson said they would die down there since its a space ship from the future yet no one knew that. Then to explain that away Sam Jackson said its because they have the power to forget. So they join hands and just forget about the most important discovery ever. And dont tell anyone else about it

So it's Abyss + Alien. Looks ok, Kstew is cute with that dyke cut.

...

It's an annual march where the same ugly feminists who celebrate World Hijab Day purposefully dress up as sluttily as possible to protest muh patriarchy

Virgin shark, check out the sperg attempt at eye contact at 0:51

Pity for the pleb. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Michael Biehn were great.

Because we're already on the same planet as the deep seas.

Better start reading Low too. Pepper your angus, it's a Rick Remender comic.

This guy was so fucking funny. Same with the other black guy in Event Horizon.

Attached: Screenshot_1.png (651x525, 522K)

THANK FUCKING GOD IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR SOME REAL UNDERWATER KINO

"the only skin problem I can see is White people"

lmao

Attached: Screenshot_2.png (853x526, 840K)

We're gonna get some nice shots here and there I think

Attached: kstew.jpg (565x526, 29K)

it's a mouth with a little tongue.

Attached: underwater-trailer-1_h1080p.mov_snapshot_01.44_[2019.08.19_18.48.41].png (1920x1630, 848K)

Dick cashed him out

I want my SOMA movie why am I getting this instead of my freaking SOMA movie goddammit

She look like preteen Eminem in that picture

is that dj khaled

why does soma need to be in movie form

Finally, it might be an alien ripoff but I'v been waiting for underwater kinoflex ambience for ages

I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

THIS PICTURE IS LIKE A SEXUAL VOID

Imagine feeling that on your feet underwater.

spbp

I remember when they did PG-18 movies and the theater was full of kids anyway.

because it deserves to be known and talked about

>trailer finishes showing its name
>quickly followed by ITS PULLING ME MOVIE NAME
This almost looks good if they didnt put that fucking hack useless fucking sack of shit what's his face """"""""""comedy"""""""""" guy in it.

Attached: 1566088503956.png (1080x1551, 1.98M)

>PG-13
>no scared, nude kstew running around with her perky titties and tight ass everywhere while people get killed off-screen
come on now

i'll wait for the torrent

>Leviathan-kino
More like Alien-kino. No body horror.

Attached: 6b2f993d9fb712b37c4928d64fcf8aef.jpg (679x366, 69K)

Pretty sure the MEG did it better.

Thought the same thing
Thank God it isnt

your mom deserves to be known and talked about

PRETTY SURE THE MEG IS CANCER AND CHINA NEEDS TO BE NUKED

>TJ Miller
>PG-13
22% RT score

Jesus Christ she looks so fucking ugly in this, how on earth is it possible kstew got cast as a lead in anything? And with TJ Miller, I genuinely don’t think I could watch it

No, I just can't buy this pixie working under tough conditions in in an underwater base... come on, could she at least get some tone.

Also it looks like a Syfy movie, how can this be going up on th ebig screen ?

>rated pg13

Attached: 84.gif (200x200, 948K)

Fuck off glownigger. China is based and will purge the world of jew propaganda.

GO EAT A DOG CHINKSECT

THE WHITE RACE WILL TRIUMPH OVER THE BUG RACE ONCE AGAIN

How can something looking so cheap cost $65 million in production ??? What the hell did they spend the money on ?

Isn't this a ripoff deepstar six? How is allowed?

>working under tough conditions in in an underwater base
she's probably the 'relief' if you know what i mean

>1980 was 50 years ago

last time they tried it to cure cancer with these sharks' brain cells but it went wrong and the sharks ate them all
look into it

>Scott Snyder
can he do no wrong?

Ernie Hudson is great in everything tho

>Margot Robbie learned to hold her breath for 5 minutes for an underwater scene in Suicide Squad
>Kate Winslet learned to hold her breath for 7 minutes for an underwater scene in Avatar 2
Can Stew beat them?

CONGO IS SEMI-IRONICALLY THE BEST MOVIE OF THE 90S

Attached: congo-tim-curry-dylan-walsh-laura-linney-ernie-hudson-G1DD2E.jpg (1300x1050, 242K)

>BAWAHHHHHHHH
>what if the stories weren't fiction
>BAWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>what if the deep ones were real
>"you have to go 1000 miles under the ocean for oil" t. slick haired exec
>cue. shot of cast that looks like college dropouts milling around looking out of place with lcd screens everywhere
>quick comic relief shot to let baseddads know they can watch it and not spike there heart rate over the edge
>BAWAHHHAHHHHAHHH
>jumpy action shot that was recycled from the thousand other mid budget made for mass consumption garbage
>show the monster hurrr what is cosmic horror
>rated pg -13

its just a matter of time before the tom cruise meme manifests itself into reality.

Attached: DSC_0806.jpg (2304x1536, 947K)

I'll watch it for him, desu.

Attached: vincent-cassel-1.jpg (1966x2700, 837K)

oof

time to admit you're gay, user

Leaving Monica is a crime, no mater her age.

>they say the name of the movie in the trailer

Attached: sad.jpg (878x864, 79K)

Seems fun, hopefully it'll be better than Life

what the fuck that is high quality

Attached: 1560026817192.png (360x333, 184K)

This.

COPE DYKECEL

it's trying to get our dubs

Dagon looks like THAT?

... Wait I dont think thats a human man on top of her

Attached: 046.jpg (125x125, 3K)

>ANYONE BUT WHITE MEN WORKING IN AN DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENT
well there's my immersion gone!

Money.

>HERE I COME MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEERS!

youtube.com/watch?v=V-_mqJLxIww

Attached: 1410434310345.jpg (400x396, 49K)

>kirsten stewart
>tj miller
how many trump jokes are going to be in this movie?

Nice legs.

>cgi debris just goes through actors (if you can call what kstew does acting)
>two-tone cgi backdrops
>cgi darkness
>vincent le paycheck
>generic multi-culty crew

normies probably wouldn't watch it because it's called leviathan instead of killer croc or something

Kristen is CUTE

Calm down, angry gay.

Yep.

These are unironically my favourite type of movies

Attached: oh mein gott.png (308x367, 112K)

dude epic burn being a misanthropic piece of shit that pretends to know everything is so epic. beats having an actual personality. shits not even called leviathan moron, even though you didn't watch the trailer it's in the filename

Attached: 5496191.jpg (2200x4000, 1.4M)

>it'spullingmeunderwater!
U N D E R W A T E R
kino

Better than Gravity

t. DYKECELS THAT CANT COPE

>short-haired qt lead
>dark hostile environment
>unknown thread
>"underwater, nobody can hear you scream"
guyz, it's literally an Alien remake......

I like how Virus played with the archetypes a bit.
Especially with the black guy who starts out as comic relief but ends up batshit insane halfway through the movie.

Virus was almost a goos movie. It pairs well with Deep Rising.

Hard yes

DISMISSIVE NOPE

My condolences to you

good pits desu senpai

That's probably a stunt-double though.

A thriller where the plot is a monster killing off the cast of characters. lolok

pg-13
HARD PASS
cmon now. leviathan and alien work because
tits
and
violence and fucks.

pg13 is like watching deep blue sea. so scary!