3 guys walk through the woods for 2 hours

>3 guys walk through the woods for 2 hours
>They have a big fight
>A girl lifts a spoon with her mind
>The end

What the fuck did I just watch?
Literally nothing happened

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based plot point mental midget

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>Literally nothing happened
Brainlet

It's a movie about how humans are inherently evil creatures who destroy everything they touch.

Better stick with Marvel or other movies that suit you more intelectually

let me guess, fans of A24 right?

not a single A24 film is even remotely comparable to a Tarkovsky film you dumb tranny capeshitter

>A girl lifts a spoon with her mind
>a spoon
guess how i know you're retarded?

>Ignoring the aliens

How can you be a fan of a production company?

This

what was it? it's been awhile since I watched this

Let me guess, fan of marvel and DC, right?

The very final scene with the girl pushing the cup off of the table was the single most kino scene ever put to film change my fucking mind.

>fan of both marvel and DC
no such thing retard, it's only marvel fan or DC fan

A нy чики бpики и в дaмки!

I'm not that well versed in capeshit garbage.
I like the ending scene of Offret more.

Wasn't this the third time they shot the movie? Or course it's going to be low energy.

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>The film (Stalker) needs to be slower and duller at the start so that the viewers who walked into the wrong theatre have time to leave before the main action starts.
Based Tarkovsky filtering plebs.

никaк вы, блять, нe нayчитecь

Cocи хyй, быдлo

the movie is a meme. read the book

your face is a meme

The book and the movie are like 95% different. They're practically unrelated.

thats why its better

Brainlet and a newfag huh. It's not normally this easy to spot but thanks. Fuck off newfag.

The book is less pretentious and it's actually deeper. The movie only has kickass visuals going for it.

the book does a much better job showing how weird and dangerous the zone is.
>when they make it back out of the zone and the guy just goes into the stall, starts crying and chugging vodka

I can’t. You’re completely right.