I am that I am

I am that I am

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Okay now explain it to me like I'm NOT a caveman

I am the God of your ancestors. Sneed, Chuck, and Farmer 2

Please forgive this poor city slicker, formerly a sinner

Please do not post jewish propaganda on this website. Thank you.

I am what I am

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>NOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST BE ETERNALLY POWERFUL AND GIVE PEOPLE A PURPOSE IN EXISTENCE, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT JUST HARDEN PHARAOHS HEART AND THEN PUNISH HIM FOR NOT LISTENING YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE AAAAAAAA

>not being KJV-Only

Shut up fag, or I'll bring kronos on your ugly ass.

Much better.

IF I WASN'T, THEN WHY WOULD I SAY I AM

How do you know that you exist? Where within you is the feeling "I am"? What part of you has remained the same for as long as you have been alive?

>Me? Who am I to get repeating digits? You-You've chosen the wrong user. How can I even get these dubs?

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>WHO MADE Yea Forums'S NUMBER SYSTEM? WHO MADE THE SINGLE DIGITS AND THE DUBS? DID NOT I? NOW CHECK EM

>Oh Moses, i shall be with you when you go to the king of Egypt. But Pharaoh will not check em. So i will stretch out my scripts, and strike Egypt with all my digits.

>why yes, I am you. Our condition as humans is beautiful, valid, and blessed beyond the understanding of any non-Christ entity, how could you tell?

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Are you the faggot cloud who floats there and accuses people of not having concious self-image
*jacks off into you*

So it shall be written
So it shall be done

>DELIVER US... SEND THE SHEPARD TO CHECK THESE DUBS AND DELIVER US TO THE PROMISED THREAD

God must be fucking nuts thinkin ga Burning Bush is a great idea to have a conversation with Moses

Delivered

I wish movie directors were not afraid of touching Religion. Shit is like Capeshit

Pragmatic twist: God didn't appear to Moses as a burning bush, He appeared to the Hebrews as a special character in their holy book

checked moses

He has to do something freaky or it's too mundane to be real, and it can't be TOO freaky

Chinese don't understand faith.

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>"Yeah, well, the thing is, it wasn't really a talking burning bush, Moses was just tripping on DMT as part of an ancient Canaanite tradition similar to the "spirit quest" of certain Native American tribes, just look it up bro"

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So did God answer here, or did Satan?

Based and Christpilled

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