/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Warring Angels Edition

>Lap:
#4281

>Countdown to the Bargain Bin Monaco Grand Prix brought to you by Cryptocuck.com:
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>Previous thread:
>Thread theme:
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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Bouncy Bouncy: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Ferrari backs increase to six sprint races as F1 Commission meets in London
I didn’t appreciate how hard teams work at the back of the grid – Vettel
DRS was activated too late in Emilia-Romagna Grand Prix, say drivers
Alonso unlikely to leave F1 until he sees someone “beating me on pure ability”
Rosberg: Wolff ‘wasn’t telling truth’ to Hamilton
Sky Sports F1 secures exclusive rights to the 2022 W Series season and beyond

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I fucked up badly. I have a coworker, who's a great ferrari fan, we watch races together etc. This guy also has a dauther with brain tumor, who is being treated in a very expensive hospital and this guy (Patryk) is the only earner in the family.

So my boss gave me a project to do and I told him I am not going to do it for Monday because I have a fucking weekend and I'm gonna do it next week. I am working there for seven years and I know I can get away with that. I told this to Patryk and he offered to do it for me, since he can hardly sleep on weekends with his daughter being sick and whatnot. I said OK and I turned his project in Sunday evening.

The next day boss wants me to come to his office and tells me I'm fired. I ask why and he says
>you obviously turned in someone else's work. i know it's not you and you were just scared that i would be pissed off when you told me you weren't going to do it due Monday
I got a little pissed off myself and told him it doesn't matter because a) patryk himself offered to do it for free, b) I know patryk is competent, c) I have proofread it

As soon as he heard that Patryk was the one who did it, boss called him to his office and fired him effective immediatly. So now Patryk has no income because of me (I kept my job for some fucking reason) and he has this crazy hospital bill for his daughter that he has no hopes of paying for now. I would be glad to help him, but due to unfortunate happenings and having bought irrefundable tickets for Spa I would have to reach very deep into my strategic reserves to even hope to alleviate his hardships

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nth for neekeri

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sguderia berrari :DDDD

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reddit bulls how we feelin?

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gimi

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He must be scripting, right? There can't be an Asian-German autistic enough to save hundreds of tumblr images and then repost them to one thread on Yea Forums manually, right?

F1 ESSENTIALS
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Reminder to be happy.

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Oh no, HamBros...

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PURO CHECO

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gimi

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he's out there user, like a shit furious father christmas
believe in the seethe

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HAMILSISSIES, WHY DOES EVERYONE DAB ON US???

Minister of Defence might be the first nickname normies gave to a driver that I like

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Install 4chanX

Far-eastern illustrations

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BECAUSE DAB SPELLED BACKWARDS IS BAD AS IN DRIVER
WE SHOULD HAVE SPOTTED THIS YEARS AGO

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REMOVE MERCEDES remove mercedes
you are worst constructor. you are the austrian idiot you are the german smell. return to stevenage. to our garagista cousins you may come our champinship. you may drive in the zoo….ahahahaha ,mclaren we will never forgeve you. gargista rascal FUck but fuck asshole england stink mercedes sqhipere shqipare..mercedes genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead mercedes..ahahahahahTOTOWOFL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 2007 .from finland we take the champion , mclraen return merc engine to your precious german….hahahahaha idiot mercedes and mclarn smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MERCEDES FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. alpin+redbull+ferrari+alfaromeo=kill mercedes…you will 2007/ gimi alive in alfa, gimi scoring point of alfa . fast lap gimi alfa. we are rich and have sponsors now hahahaha ha because of gimi… you are ppoor stink merc… you develop in hovel hahahaha, you build car in yurt

gimi alive numbr one #7 in alfa ….fuck the renault ,..FUCKk ashol mercs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur logo and driver. vasseur aliv and real strong wizard kill all the merc farm aminal with vroommagic now we the alfa rule .ape of the zoo principl toto wolf fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and FIAMG wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our formula we will crush u lik a skull of pig. alfa greattst team.

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ministro de defensa
sexo perez
viejo sabroso

Cheers checochad

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cursedd

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>Imola pre-race
>Binotto arrives at the grid
>loud voice from the stands
> BINOTTTTOOOO - PIANO B!!!!!

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MUERTE Y DESTRUCCION PARA MERCEDES!

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>Rosberg: Wolff ‘wasn’t telling truth’ to Hamilton
nico has been shittalking nigmilton all weekend. i thought they made up?

gimi

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What happened to dog checo memes?
Feels like I've seen them alot less.

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gimi

Keira Knightley
Daisy Ridley
Lily James
Catie Munnings

Rentfree in your head RedditBull

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Based argie

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This a list of hasbeens?

>Keira Knightley
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
PIRATE SO BRAVE OF THE SEVEN SEAS

anime

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how I think this season will go - album theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=Xie8B6CPQKs
honestly, this could a memorable season knowing that the remaining 19 races will deliver something different

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They have the same English Rose chompers

BAM. BAM. BAM BAM BAM. BAM BAM BAM BAM

CHECO

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based 2022 f1 season theme

Only person coping and seething here is you

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Cheesecake or tiramisu /f1/?

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gimi

COMO TE VA NEGROOO
COMO TE VA?
DESDE ESTE LADO TE SALUDA TU PAPA!!

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Don't understand why they're struggling so much with these sprint races, when you have a format in F2 that works well.

Just don't have it set the grid for the grand Prix. It's as simple as that.
Just do what F2 does.

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both, but leaning slightly towards cheesecake

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>NAH AT THE WALKERS LAVVELY BAG AH CRISPS STADIUM, IT'S ARE GEORGE AN SIR LOOIS TO SCORE SAM FAKIN POINTS

How about you take your sprint race and shove it up your ass, eh?

How do you rate the current grid lads? For me it's (best to worst)
>VER
>LEC
>ALO
>PER
>SAI
>NOR
>RUS
>BOT
>MAG
>OCO
>ALB
>HAM
>GAS
>TSU
>RIC
>VET
>ZHO
>MSC
>STR
>LAT

tiramisu every day
imagine a cake without any coffee in it
>f1 related because nicolas latifi is going to ahve to sell an awful lot of coffee to pay for that last one

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>GEORG, DU KANNST NICHT EXPOSEN LUDWIG LIKE DIES!
>WIR MÜSSEN GARANTIEREN ZE FLOW OF DAS SCHWARZE SAMEN!
>WIR ALLE KNOWEN DASS DER WILHELMS SCHEISSBOX HAST TRANSFORMED DICH INTO EIN GOLDEN CHILD UND DU KANNST DRIVEN BESSER THAN LUDWIG
>BUT DEIN INPATIENZ RUINS UNSER PLAN OF WELTDOMINIERUNG!

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because FIAMG was lobbied into not reversing the grid because
>muh penalizes drivers that do well
if they want to keep it they should just use reverse WDC order for the sprint, this way some of the shitter teams might even get some points and we'll finally see some overtakes

What's the /Norf/ consensus on F1?

I know lot's of normies here in London/South love Lewis apart from your average bermondsey millwall fan

>they must not be allowed anothser win, what happenet in imola iz not accebtalbe
>make zure they are taken care of, and do not fail me
>need i remind you what happened to our dear friends Jules and Anthoine?
>ok i have to go now, Sainz is coming, just get it done
*beep*
>oh hey Carlos :D look i colored zis picture almost within the lines!
>wanna listen to baby shark wit me again? :D

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I happen to know for a fact that you shat your pants and cried when AMX 'Fraustappen' won the last race.

I forgot to update you my compadres, I completed the 24 go kart race but this year there was no MattyWTF1 for me to take out. Please find enclosed my sincerest apologies.

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See any other youtubers?

Well we can take solace in the fact that big daddy Musk lets us call him a nonce faggot on twitter, now.

>I think Hamilton's done terrible there, the boy's going up the back of Gasly what twenty...tirty times and not getting past. It's shocking. If I was the team principal I'd be grabbing him by the dreads. 7 time world champion and he can't figure out how to brake late. It's disgraceful Gary.

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Yes, the rest of his team was still there - Jimmy Broadbent and the tall boring one, I think hes called SuperGT maybe?

absolutely no respect for mercedes and their "fans"

For me it’s ichika

>Gee, Lewis, what do you want to do this race?
>The same thing we do every race, jorj - try to take over the porpoise!

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ITS HIS JAAAAB FOR GODS SAKE MAN

Tall asians is probably supergt

Bangin' sexy ladys on a Tuesday.

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oh , i fucking hope so

New /f1/ Assetto Modpack link when
and race/hotlap competition
youtube.com/watch?v=-uaU8o2BBd8

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Who does your partner support lads?

>tfw mine is an AMX/KMagfag

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>Willy going full low downforce memery and it worked
No wonder Gasly couldn't overtake even with DRS

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Yes he was the light brown

what did he mean by this?

i gay furry fanfiction so much, it's unreal

*phoar*

How many more inchidhents before Rebull take the championship?

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How does spamming gay shit own """us""" again?
I'm not really bothered by the 2 seconds it takes to add another one to the filter and i do it more of less subconciously at this point.

nice Freudian slip there

I swear Ciaron Smith is the most autistic mofo I’ve come across on Youtube. He just posts gimi fanwank 24/7

oy vey
forgot the *hate*
kwab

That movie is great

>dnf in two races
>already second place
How does he do it?

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Yep that’s supergt, he is a flip I think

>Alonso unlikely to leave F1 until he sees someone “beating me on pure ability”
Fuck he's going to go until 50

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Even der Minardi...

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Please post Grid Girls / Race Queens.

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>Sainz doing Sainz things
>Perez also had a DNF
>KWABcedes

Seb!

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What a piece of shit faggot.

you do have your kinoa pack ready right /f1/ ?

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>wins every race he finishes
nothing personnel

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when will he be honest with us, and in himself?

/g/ Hamspammer filter works wonders

gimi