Write the next fast movie plot

>character gets abducted
>crew gathers
>"muh friends.... s the only thang we hav"
>crew enter car
>car goes really fast
>explosion
>more explosion
>car goes slow because crew member died
>"muh family... i will miss u pal... mah brothah..."
>car goes fast
>character is rescued

Dom ends up lost in space and becomes Riddick when

Vin Diesel is on the verge of death after a run-in with the villian-of-the-week and to save him they graft his head onto The Rock's body

Diesel Rock gets the job done, but at what cost?

Fast forward 16 years
Young Brian now learning to drive like Daddy Dom
Dom goes to jail
Young Brian has to get gang back together to break Dom out of prison using cars

They go to Australia and find Mad Max

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Fast and Furious: Rainbow Road

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The blonde bitch from the last movie uses a satellite to shoot lasers at the Rock and Jason staham, they somehow survive and get La Famiglia together to help them. La Famiglia tracks the blonde bitch down to her base in Antarctica using water cars and snow lamborghinis. Michelle Rodriguez fights her on top of a mountain or something and kills her. But they find out they need to take the satellite down before it launches a laser attack that would destroy the ozone layer or something, so Dom gets into his Dodge Charger and launches himself into the satellite violating every law of physics and saves the day.
Also since John Cena is going to be in the movie, he fights the Rock.

haven’t watched one since Tokyo Drift so they may have done something like this
>villain man has legitimate company that is very big and rich
>sponsors a cannonball run like race across the United States
>it’s a front to cover up the moving of some illegal shit
>set piece start in Times Square with a bunch of supercars driving in different directions out of New York
>set piece in Detroit Motor City with classic cars
>set piece in Bonneville Salt Flats going really fast
>set piece in San Diego with the bad guys flying choppers around high rises trying to shoot the crew
you also have some cameos from other guys as non bad guys but opponent drivers
>Ryan Gosling in the scorpion jacket and Impala from Drive
>Jay Leno as a celebrity competitor giving legitimacy to the race
>maybe some NASCAR or F1 Driver to be a celebrity competitor as well
>Daniel Craig in a tuxedo and Aston
stuff like that
>ending is Diesel and the Rock in a photo finish at the end but instead of stoping after the race, they keep on driving into Mexico

Based

I hope one of the main character dies.

fucking kino

The only way it can go in my opinion is F'F and transformers crossover.
Family in space shooting lasers at megatron. Dumbkino final victory. The mouse buys universal, and crosovers IT with marvel in F'F 11

Drift kingu VS god
It ends with drifting on the moon for the fate of the earth while giant jigging breasts take up 99% of the remaining 5 hours runtime

Jason Statham and The Rock have to fight Keanu Reeves

One of those giant helicarriers from the Marvel films except with a runway lined with luxury cars, ethnically ambiguous women with fat asses, and captained by Ludicrous. They party every day and have family BBQ's in the sky until Tyrese steals a nuke, builds a throne on top of it with a dead man's switch and declares himself king of Miami.

>"You can have any brew you want, hermano, as long as it's this fetid beaner gutterwater"

What do you do Yea Forums

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I take a Corona like a true famiglia, faggot

Dom reopens his old sandwich shop, but struggles selling good honest food in an Echo Park now defined by gentrification and franchises. However, after he “foils” a full-blown terrorist attack on the city by converting his Dodge Charger into a hovercraft, the community begins to rally behind the local business once again - rediscovering it’s soul in the process.

His shop just can't succeed when no one likes the tuna and all the faggots can just go down to the Fat Burger and get a double cheese with fries for $2.95

>Corona
>NOT MODELO
mayo boii detected

Fast & Furious 9 is a plot-twist evil optimus prime origin story. There's unknown footage from russia of a big blue and red truck running over random civilians. 10 minutes straight of NC-17 footage of people getting ran over, but mountain dew ad plugins bring it down to PG-13.

The Family gets together and says something about being family and never break up. They fly to Russia in old ass beaner cars and halo jump from giant plane and start doing 360s to the land. One of the girls in car misses the mark and dives into the ocean. Turns out the car is a submarine.

Vin starts talking in raspy voice and you have no clue what the fuck he's saying, but he's flexing whilst doing it, so it's dope and not gay™.

Vin gets out of car in russia and starts break dancing, while drinking a Pepsi™ and Mountain Dew™. The Family yells that the car blue and red car is approaching. Turns out Shia labeouf is being raped by Optimus Prime and is powering Optimus Prime through rape fuel engine power.

Vin blacks out from his blood sugar going too high and cut to credits. More footage of people getting violently ran over.

People will praise it for being F&F's Infinity War.

Insanely kino STUFF

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Have they gone to space yet?

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9 will be time travel and fast X will be space

Call it Chef Toretto

I think they’re saving space for Fur10us

I’m shaking

pure kino