Error: You are banned

>you've been permanently banned
>reason
>nigger

what about tablet posting?

This Yea Forums greentext sums up Yea Forums jannies quite nicely
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

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>make post
>get a (You)
>re-read successful post I made, smiling

based, there's no greater pleasure in life

Stop using the reply system as intended? Fuck off incel.

>create thread
>10-20 posts and thread starts to die off
>go to bed
>in the morning the thread's still up, over 200 replies
Better than sex

this so much

serves you right tbqh

>Living in the third world

theres that reddit word again

Heh who would possibly do that

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I don't though

all i said was no prefers old chicks they're just the easiest to fuck now that fat chicks have dignity

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Thoughts?

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Last month I made a finely crafted shitpost on a slow board that collected almost 100 replies over the course of several days. I have never been more proud of anything I've ever done.

>this thread has been pruned or deleted

Seethe harder newnigger.

kek

based

N

>open thread about interesting topic
>browse till end of page
>have something to do IRL, come back after hours
>refresh page, see new reply that warrants an answer
>write long and detailed post
>"you cannot post in this thread anymore"

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Tfw I got most of California range banned on the Verizon network from blacked posting

This
also sometimes I "this" or "based" my own post

>3mbps
You mean 3 MBps r-right?

holy shit so im not the only one who does this???

You can sit on my hotspot ;)

>posting from your ip range has been blocked due to abuse
I just want to talk about vidya.

I hereby issue a fatwa upon the jannies. They are infidels and will be consumed by the fire of Jihad

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Fucking god I’m so autistic I do this all the time
I also pace around the house when a sappy romance part plays

Cringe, at least post good porn.

Its about the (you)s retard

>bouncer throws you out
>put on a new shirt and come back in

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Why do you do this?
I honestly want to know.
I mean, those threads where you're salty as fuck about it are enough to keep me reporting, I started yesterday and you've made a thread about it every time you got banned, it's pretty funny already, but i am really curious on what you gain from making this board unusable.

>getting California banned from Yea Forums
You're doing God's work user, fuck Californians

You can get more (you)s with tranny porn

>shitposting so hard you get an entire state banned
Mirin

thats just the porn you want to see though. At least blacked is straight porn.

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thoughts?

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We're talking about getting (you)s, this is a business.

based and redpilled

once in a while you strike it rich

>3 day ban for having trips
>3 day ban for concurring that Daisy Riddler a cute

one of my own

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The mods are always far too transparent about what strikes close to home.

>3 day ban for having trips
>gets double dubs
Uh oh, user

Banned for stealth dubsposting

based hotsauce poster

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*unplugs modem*

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>he comes here for anything but shitposting

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>get dubs in a dubs thread when calling it
>get 20 (you)s
I got warned for saying ' based' once

NOOOOOO HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HERE

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this needs to be spammed on /ck/ hourly

>arguing with opponent
>he starts seething
>tell him to calm down and take a break
>he seethes even harder
>goad him into typing paragraphs
>reply "Worked" and close the tab

>what is best in life user?
> To seethe your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the (You)'s

>wisen up
lmao imagine being the unpaid employee who wrote that ban reason

FUCKING BASED

I unironically tried that but because I was high on LSD, so I put on shades because my eyes were going bonkers and put on a new shirt, sadly he didn't let me in.

good bouncer

I hope your appeal was "FUCK jannies"

Every time I do that it gets extended though

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY REEEEEEE

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this isn't even relevant anymore and Yea Forumseddit has been good in almost ten years. this used to be true before the yurofags invaded and Yea Forums had a few months of down time where no sports were played. yuros are the only reason why Yea Forums is no fun allowed

Australians and their God-tier shitposting are the reason why Yea Forums is no fun allowed

>check into a hotel
>connect to the wifi
>try posting on Yea Forums
>the hotel's IP address has been banned for posting cp
>every god damn time

i always ruin airport/station wifi's

no they aren't you retard. i'm telling you exactly why it's no fun allowed. i was there and saw it happen. yurofagos invaded during the 2010 world cup and brought their poverty ball bullshit with them. before that there was hardly any of that garbage on Yea Forums. then when the americans were having our eventb owl threads the yuros started whining and getting everyone banned