/bb/ Big Brother 21

I wish we had a 5MB limit.

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what a monster

jackson going back for more

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Would you rather bang your mom's mind in shelby's body, or shelby's mind in your mom's body?

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fucking vlc, trying to upload with audio to streamable

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Anal belongs in the chicken constume

ya'll want some watermelon?
streamable.com/wkmk8

>anal almost made jackson drop his watermelon
uh oh..............

I knew a guy who could cut watermelon like that. We used to fuck cantaloupes together

Big fowl (i want to sniff her panties)

cliff's cookies are really good unlike christie's, who described her cookie "as looking like a fucking creep"

nick is a pussy

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christie and jackson HOH

SHE BOUT TO PULL SOME DAN'S FUNERAL SHIT
GET HYPE

OH NO NO NO
CHRISTIE FANS
HE'S THROWING THE WRONG PERSON UNDER THE BUS
IT SHOULD BE JESS NOT NICK

shes going to get around to that. to weaken nick, they have to get rid of nicole. not sure if she is going to out right say that though

>weaken nick
or just get rid of him ?

i think they arent saying that because they know jackson is good with nick and doesnt want to get rid of him yet

the whale is getting put down

mistie's mist is pretty weak right now

kek. based jessica making the quarky renom impossible

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Only Big Hogg's mist works on Jackson.

christie just needs to put jess under the bus
stop changing targets from nick to nicole to jess
jess is the ONLY possible target

yup, she seems to have switched back to throwing jess utb

christie getting put down into the coffin slowly
her mist was weak and now its over

this could've worked if christie didnt go mega cunt on jackson two weeks back.

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odds of christie breaking down after this convo?

equal to Jackson eating something after

twerking!!

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braaaap

off to bed. night /bb/

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I hope the nicolefags don’t wake up

Im still up

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get a job

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /bb/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Christie (yes, THE Christie from the Six Shootere) getting evicted from Big Brother 21! Make sure to tune in to what should be some incredibly teary eyed AKA HILARIOUS feeds this week!

>H-HAH! MISTIE WILL DEFINITELY CONVINCE JACKSON TO USE THE VETO ON JESS WHO EVERYONE WILL VOTE OUT INSTEAD! SHE HASN'T LOST YET!!!!!
“No!”

Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one desperate hail mary attempt completely invalidate all the work Jackson has put in this week? Unlike your “misted lol” posting, Jackson's plan this entire week was to send Christie packing, and with Analyse on the block, there is no way he will mess with what is a guaranteed Christie eviction. And while you’re busy obsessing over Christie, care to explain how she thinks the is the most truthful and self righteous person in the house and has even convinced herself of that in solo settings? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial that everyone hates Christie and wants her our of the house. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter

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tldr

k

I bet Nicole moans like a man during the sex

Nicole is pure you twinky

oh you sweet summer child

based

Misted lol

>Nicole is pure shit
no doubt

>leaving the fridge open for 2 minutes

while it always annoys me to hell and back, it's not really a problem in this case.
he's going to eat it all before it goes bad anyway

Nicole is a real bad player

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She'll still be in the house in September; that's better than most players.

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I wonder if that guy who tried saying that power shifts are boring is still posting today.

I don't even believe that fucker bought his own bullshit lol.

oh look the autist woke up

What are the odds that Christy MANIFESTS a way off of the block?

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But you know I'm right and that's all that matters

I don't know what you're talking about other than that you're an autist that can't live a normal life and you bring up anonymous internet arguments days later all the time. seek help

Seething Christiefag

Nope this is my first time doing this, it's just the person yesterday was so ridiculous I won't let it go. If you knew the argument, you'd agree with me.

kek

word of advice, just let it go.
it doesn’t matter if you’re right or not, they’ll never admit it no matter what you say.

all of them will be in the house in september at the finale, dumbass

hundo p.
she's going off the block this thursday!

thanks...appreciate it

kek

They're in the studio, not the house. Is this your first season?

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Misted lol

imagine outing yourself like that
where do you think are they doing interviews after finale?

my house, anal is going to have a 1 on 1 interview with me

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Yup, I'm thinking its autism this poster has

what are the chances he's fucked Kat in jury house by now?

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>Analyse was sitting at the table alone when suddenly she felt a strange feeling in her gut. It was as though she had to defecate. But I already went a few minutes ago. She said to herself. Suddenly the feeling got more intense. Oh no. She hurried to the bathroom only to find it occupied. She had no other choice than to head into the shower. She removed her bottoms and positioned herself. Suddenly she felt something she never felt before. She strained and felt something hard and smooth exit her sphinctor. She felt much relief and was curious to see what it was that came out of her. Omg. She screamed. To her surprise it was an egg. She picked it up and examined it. Did that come out of ME? She questioned as she sniffed it. The smell was what you would expect. Well. No use in letting this go to waste. She hurried to the kitchen and cooked it up. Jackson came in. Mmm. That egg smells better than the others you made. I know. It's a special egg. She told him. Eat up. She basically forced it down his throat. He started to choke. There's more where that came from. She once again lowered her panys and started shooting eggs out of her butthole like a cannon firing out cannon balls. Wtf. Jackson said as he took cover. Analyse kept popping them out. The whole room was full of ass eggs. The aroma caused everyone in the house to to run outside. Afterwards anal sat down and examined her stockpile. I can't believe I produced all those. She quickly gathered them all up and put them in the fridge for later.

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What would it look like if you went into that room at night with a blacklight?

like a jackson pollock painting

raw cookies

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I cant believe some user autistically created a fan fiction of Sis shitting eggs

>Remember that psycho girl we all laughed at last year?

>I think I’ll let her into my house and run my podcast while I’m traveling

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post this on reddit you coward

I gave this one a shot and could only make it a few minutes

I don't have an account. Someone else can if they want.

is mistie going to jury?

>inb4 everyone realizes they can “work with” Christie and she stays

In the backyard you retard.

She's going to Jack's love shack.

how do you think they get to the backyard

why are faggots such pussys?

It was obviously awful and Kaitlyn wasn't the worst thing about it.
On the other hand, the podcast last night with Kemi was great. Honestly, the people who were shitting on it just sound like fucking edgelords. "Hurr this stupid vapid bitch"...no, you're the stupid vapid bitch. She did better than Kaitlyn, Alex Willett, Rockstar, etc., basically anyone else who guested this season so far.

Based

?

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it's almost like it's the part of the house.
whoah

go away

misties jowls look normal here

i'm not sure i've ever seen a person carry their excessive weight in their jowls

why rachel keeps making fun of her if she actually knows her?

nope. kemi did great last night. haters are weak.

wow, is this from 15 years ago?

The back gate through the parking lot.

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Who is Quarky going to put up next week?
I hope it's Anal and Jess.
She has to take out the other goats.

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tommy/anal. said so last night

analyse wil sit otb every week from now till she is gone

That's Tommy in the background.

i was trying to think of who should would. i'm assuming it would probably be anal/tommy. she told jess a couple days ago that she would never put her up even with how mad jess is with her after the whole bimbo thing.

but what if she put her big girl panties on and put up nick as the target. could that work? she takes out a mutual target for everyone and all who remain probably wouldnt be angry with her for that.

gotta filter this image it's just as bad as the jc one fucking goblin

Quit being a hater.

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holy fuck i remember that simba doll

Nick has been telling everyone how close him and Nicole are. Considering Nicole doesn't really have many people, I doubt she would go after Nick just yet. If she wants to go after someone without making others angry, Jess is her move.

Also imagine being the asshole here who gave Kemi shit for saying she was a Survivor superfan and didn't know Rob was on it.

Listen again. She said she's a NEW superfan. She literally clarified that for retards like you. She was not trying to sound cool or like a bigger fan than she is. Her not knowing Rob was on Survivor is completely fine and normal. The show has fucking 70 seasons or whatever - you'd have to be an actual autist to know every contestant. And unlike BB All Stars which was only 14 seasons ago, Survivor All Stars was like 40 seasons ago and we've had like 6 All Stars's since. So seriously...stop being a fucking dumbass.

seek help

>New
>Superfan
Pick one

>anal: i just dont get it. i really dont.
dont think too hard anal

No.

She means she's gotten really into it recently. Relax, officer.

stop it. she's just confused

nick is going to be dragged this entire week

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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA JACKSON DIDN'T USE THE VETO!!! CHRISTIEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

is jackson putting lotion on his burning dick

written
on
the
walls

who is this 4 they want to lok up?

sounds like jackson wants to solidify the cliff / nicole / holly 4some

>nicole
literally why?
she is not only useless but constantly ruining her own alliances

This 4some would make me CREAAAAAMMM

>you can't hate somebody if you don't love them
what a load of croak shit

it's okay, grodball will bring back the buyback and find a way to rig it against Jack

they bought him a ton of melons, grod loves jackson

Me thupid. Duhhh.

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yup. bimbo is coming back!

Because everyone knows she and Cliff are tight. Cliff is also more trustworthy than Nick would be.

What e vict shon mean? Is that good?

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imagine being this fat.
LOL!

LET'S GO MELONMAN!
ROAST THAT FUCKING BITCH!

I am a chicken. quack quack watch me lay an egg.

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frightening

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he puts deodorant on it, so i wouldnt be surprised

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nicole is not only dead but also a floater

nicole (the fish) is being eaten by the other fish

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>they sucked the meat out
HOLY SHIT

crystie is seething so much she's probably radiating more heat than the sun while she's tanning

it will happen in the game too

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kino

crying again, lol
GIVE ME ATTENTION!

its been happening the whole game already

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This season needs to end early and go on CBB's schedule of two evictions per week.

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Is Anal going hunting? What's with the camo?

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What the heckk, people do this??

>he doesn't put deodorant on his taint and dick

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just the retards from kentucky/tennessee

anal is going to "question the shit outa nick" later. says she is only going to speak serious game with tommy moving forward.

nick is tired of anal constantly questioning his loyalty.

tommy and anal both said they would want to put up holly/jackson next week if they win HOH. subject to change of course

hopefully nick joins forces with jackson/holly (and cliff/nicole)

I bet this rube doesn't use a bidet. How savage.

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A 5 person alliance at F8?
That's genius!!
Anal/Jess/Tommy is such a power alliance that they need to be afraid of them.

>its not fair
>everyone is blind

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The fact that he didn’t after Bella and Sam were taken out just proves he only cares about hanging with “the cool kids”.

This entire season has basically been alliances of the whole house minus 2/3 people. It's better than the new 6 some of them were trying to attempt.

Does the Bogpill give Holly any special powers?
Does anyone want to give me a quick rundown?

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hey quarky army, how is everyone today?

Going to have a pb&j and some chocolate milk tonight in honor of our queen

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youtu.be/p5HhwecdCQw

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the best part about this is like a week after everyone making fun of it rob did an ad read on one of his other podcasts for deoderant to put on your balls

ayylmaos bow to her

so everyone is just trying to throw nick under the bus now?
lmao

the fuck is wrong with you people? get a life

oh look who’s talking to cliff for help, after all the times she said she hated his guts and wanted to punch him

christie wants jess, tommy, nicole, and cliff to flip and get sis out, then they all go after nick

lmaoooo not happening

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How do we not have a Mistie's mist surrounding Jess pic yet?

based and feeling good

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Because you didn't make it.

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I wanna suckle

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thanks sis

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i would suck shit out of that brapper.

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damn, I'd sodomize that for sure

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hate you all btw

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fucking based

what a beauty
Jackson is a dummy for dumping her

I don't miss her at all.

>not missing the most entertaining houseguest all season

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she was fun while she lasted. but i dont miss her either desu

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In the end she was a dumb Bimbo who only cared about tv time.

why is christie (yes she is no longer mistie) trying so hard to trash nick?

shes just being salty that nick played a better game than her. is my guess.

shes upset that she kicked out sam and bella instead of nick

nick continuing his venting to quarky in the HOH room now

that's funny I was just going to post about how this season the HGs had already talked about how they needed to get nick out before bella because bella would remain a target but nick would get absorbed back in and that's what happened. then later they also said they'd have to get tommy out before christie for the same reason and they're get christie out first instead

I’ve been looking for something to make, but I don’t know what you mean here.
What picture are you referring to?

That's not true. She would say things like "Oh being around the cameras is my favorite part" but it doesn't mean she didn't care about the game.

what is this contraption that the 2head has constructed?

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>i tell everyone what they want to hear and swear i'm loyal to them and they talk. why the fuck doesn't anyone trust me? what else do i have to do?

she didn't

she literally said she didnt care about being evicted except that there are no cameras and DR sessions in the jury house

anal and nick in the HOH

she was a hypocrite who lied about being loyal to multiple people and got angry at those who were actually loyal

NICK GETTING BTFO BY SIS
HAHAHHAHAH

DRAG HIM SISSY DRAAAAAG HIM

them being mad at nick for not being on the block is stupidly funny

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seething.
go back to fapping to your retarded autist waifu that still didn't do shit in the game

this is your brain on waifu faggotry, you think everyone is as mentally ill as you

imagine jackson putting you up, and then you target nick next instead lol

what did kat do in this game again?
other than benefitting from knowing someone outside the house and getting played by their alliance, she herself turned a benefit into her downfall

>What we've got here is, failure to communicate.

FIGHT

yeah all she cared about was getting famous on camera to sell more shit on instagram

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS IT'S NOT FAIR

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u mad lol

11 iq post

the annoying retard is snorting again

all of you are mentally ill no lifers who still watch this shit reality show

sick rebuttal xD

WEW this nick/sis convo is SPICY

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why should i comment on lies? maybe add to it how she cheated on her boyfriend, like you always do.

this is going to push nick closer to cliff/nicole i'm thinking

what part is a lie?

imagine confronting someone about them not being loyal while youre on the the block and they can vote

nah nick is retarded

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no.
his whole game is 'i want to be a cool kid' type thing

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based pool sleeper

Jesus, is that his dick?

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stop fucking snorting

CHRISTIE WANT COOKIE

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Those are big jowls.

For you

someone please make the snorting stop

he’s swallowing all his boogers

KAT WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES

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nick is definitely gay. he's crying now

DON'T LOOK THERE

YO SIS *SNORT* ODDS ARE *SNORT* I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU HAHA SORRY BRO NICOLE IS PUTTING YOU UP NEXT WEEK *SNORT*

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YO SIS WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME *SNORT*

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>miss me yet?

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not really

why is this airheaded roastie questioning my boy's loyalty? he would NEVER lie to her wtf!

i really only miss david.

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jesus nick stop embarrassing yourself for this 80 iq cumdumpster

Bog immunity to Xenos got nerfed in recent codex

This. She was his milady. He would probably die for her too.

hundo p desu

this homo is obsessed with eating his boogers

Anal defensive that Nick called her shit at comps. lol

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>He thinks Nickcel is even remotely smarter than her

lol they were losing 4-0 and she gets a great ball right on her foot. 1-1 with the goalie and she fucking shanks it. what a dumbass

she doesn't even understand daylight savings, she's the dumbest person I've ever seen on reality television.

you don't need to reply to yourself with the same post every single time. nobody cares about womens "sports"

I can't wait until Mistie undoes all the brainwashing Nick has done. It'll take her 2 minutes.

ya seethe

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fuck you got me lol

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And he doesn't understand you shouldn't snuggle some bitch on a livestream after your girlfriend leaves the house because she will see that. As I said, he's really not smarter.

Not just daylights savings... parts of speech. She doesnt understand parts of speech.

that's not even close to being as dumb as sis lmao

he knows bella isn't exactly a catch and will take him back anyway

Bella is way out of his league look wise and they are both huge pieces of shit. Considering how unpopular Nick is with the fanbase there is no way she is taking him back even for attention. She gets more positive attention by shitting on him.

him reading his lines in the DR worse than fessy shows that he can't even read as well as him

>bella
>out of anyone's league
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

she's a fat loser with a nose ring and blew eye shadow. does she even have a job?

Nick is an ugly dude with a caveman's brow and a body odor problem. He also has no job and lives with his mother. She is Asian and attractive enough she'll find some guy to fund her.

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That's actually funny post coming from you

dumbass there's no cue cards in the DR

is this /asianmasculinity ?

best joke ITT

Dude, cut down on the brightness and try to match the glasses.

the homo is spiral cutting hot dogs to then cook them in the oven. the level of retardation is incredible

based conspiracy user

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Who in this season will go on to do low budget porn?

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christie is going to wait for tomorrows taco tuesday to blow up nicks game in front of the house

didn't even take 2 minutes

i made it in less than 60 seconds
ill see what i can do.
last time i just put a red filter on it

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YO SIS ODDS ARE *snorts and hocks a loogie* YOU LOSE TRUST IN ME EVERY 20 MINUTES

Mistie already btfo Nick again

sis

You can't be brainwashed if you don't have a brain.

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>anal goes to christie to tell her about their conversation
>anal tells christie she thinks it's the truth
>christie tells her he's lying
>anal starts crying
kek

Jackson made a huge mistake
Mistie is going to RUN jury house, will singlehandedly decide the winner

nick is pretty fucking based ngl

wrong
jack show is running it, with his huuuuuuuuge cock

no she wont. everyone will know all the crap she has done. nobody buys her shit anymore

so would the fag. so would jess.

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Christie is going to tank Tommy's game by blabbing that they've been friends for years.

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hey button boy, could you not switch the camera to christie smacking her gums?

the only reasonable answer is nick

>"They don't give fish enough food..."
>feeds cut

AYYYYYY IM WALKIN' HERE

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Final 5 in the backyard

based tommy!

final 5 in the backyard

anal will do anal

#Bromomance

lel Jackson is getting scared that him railing bog was shown on TV

LOL! Based

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