So, you dreamt of her again

Same.

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>She asks me to see her at the pub
>I go and she cancels last minute
>try again next week and the same thing happens

wdsmbt?

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Same here, I wish a truck would run me over or something

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Who

>my dreams are literally filled with dicks and traps and shemales now

What the fuck is happening

rather that than advertisements

i genuinely havent had a oneitis in 5 years but its mostly due to the fact that i dont go out and i barely interact with girls around my age

I never dream.

>constantly dreaming about girls I know having dicks

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Whose got the biggest one?

>See this fucking thread
>Actually did dream about her last night, the first time in a while
>Dreamt I told her something that made her really mad at me; woke up feeling like shit

She was just a coworker that I haven't seen in over 3 years, why do I still think about her so much bros?

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did you let her know you liked her? if you didn't thats why you dream about her, she's a big "what if" and now you don't have closure.

ITT: trannies larping as degenerate homos.

but trannies are degenerate homos

GOD DAMNIT STOP REMINDING ME

No I didn't. I know that's exactly why and I think about it all the time. She'll always be "the one that got away." I was in a relationship for the two years that we worked together and a miserable one at that. Then she got in a relationship of her own. Then she left the job and I haven't seen her since. But we always had fun working together. We joked and laughed and kept each other sane in a cesspit of weirdo coworkers. We would sneak drinks on the job on occasion. There was one night where things were particularly shitty between me and my ex an I was working with this girl. I was so close to calling things off with my ex and asking her if she wanted to grab a drink after work. But I didn't and I'll never know if she'd have said yes. I've always told myself that if I ever see her and catch up someday, I will ask her if she'd have said yes back then. But I am sure it'll never happen.

Sorry for blogging; I don't get to talk about this much. But for all the other anons in here who never took the chance, I feel you. I wish I could go back.

Uhhh, lads, are we going to talk about these digits?

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No

I just can't move on, Cap

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Girls move on in a matter of days, my uneducated friend. Unless you're a Chad in which case she keeps coming back every time she fights with her new boyfriend and the one after him.

Television & Film

FUCCKK

This happened to me yesterday, and the week before, i should just give up, she's super sweet, maybe she doesn't want to tell me to fuck off

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>tfw my dick was literally too big for her
she was perfect but I just didn't fit

>Girls move on in a matter of days
Not always true

They're fucking with you, you dunces. Just block these bitches forever, don't you have self-respect?

No, she wouldnt still be here with you. If it was cause you were too needy, then fuck her and find someone else that accepts and reciprocates the love and attention you crave and desire. If it was cause you were too distant or seemed uninterested at the time, find someone who understands how you think and doesnt take it personally when you want to be alone, or better yet find a person who is able to fill you with excitement and serenity despite your current emotions or personality. If you think it was cause you fucked up somehow, anything short of cheating would not be grounds for anyone who loves you to dump you and move on. The next time you get the feeling that you couldve changed, couldve fixed your ways or couldve done something to keep her from leaving, just remember that for weeks she probably thought about all of that too, how you both couldve worked it out and still remained together, and then realize that in spite of that she still chose to leave you. If she thinks her life is better without you, then your life is definitely better without her.

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>find someone who likes the exact person that you are right now and never needs you to grow or change in any way

Your thought process is literally that of a woman

How does kissing feel, bros?

Bags of salted pennies made of milk

>changing who you are to earn the acceptance of someone who left you instead of just always bettering yourself for yourself
Remind me who is the woman here? Dumb redditor.

>dreamt of Her last night
>we were young and having fun
>usually, we're just friends, like we Use To Be, this time there's some giddy romance
>just hanging out in a restaurant together
>wake up
>want to see her again
>it's already morning
>sleep until afternoon
>don't see her again

At least I felt a little happy. Last dream I managed to have was a porn dream and I jacked off.
I've gotten used to the fleeting happiness and misery. I don't care anymore.

>never needs you to grow
Everyone needs to grow and develop

My last dream was of Will Smith. A pregnant Will Smith who had a vagina and a dick. In my dream, he was impregnated by an alien and he was handcuffed to a bed in some sterilized, lab-like room. Then two guys came in and started fucking him; one in the ass, the other in the pussy. One was white, the other black. Meanwhile he had a throbbing erection and the alien parasite inside his stomach was swelling up. By the end of my dream, he was riding one of the guys, while the other was fucking him from behind, jizzing everywhere as the alien parasite started ripping off his flesh. And then it ended.

I'm not memeing and I'm as perplexed as you are. I don't even watch horror movies or that much porn. When I do it's some vanilla thing like "busty brunette doggystyle" or whatever. I watched The Thing about a month back, so dunno, maybe it was that. But I do see some weird stuff from time to time.

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This is the answer, obviously things could’ve worked out but they didn’t, moving on does NOT mean trying to be the right person for someone who left you.

pretty nice. something hot and slimey in your mouth and pleasant, soft pressure againts your lips
>it's been over 10 years since I made out with a girl
You don't forget. That's what sucks about it.

>implying I'm saying you need to change the basis of who you are as a person
>implying another person can't be the impetus of realizing you could improve

Your mentality is basically in line with the female notion of "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." Begone thot.

>actually dreamt about him last night
>see this thread
I want my life to end.

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You're pathetic dude. Get a hobby.

I do have one. I even have a job related to it and the skillset I've developed from it. I just don't have opportunities to meet people so I've gotten used to being happy by myself.

Fuckin based

Somebody is clearly in a difficult relationship. That’s okay user relationships are work, no way she’ll cheat on you again

I cheated on her, didn't allow her to give us a second shot. 3 years later and can't stop regretting. Deserved.

If it takes you longer than a year to get over your oneitis you're a cuck and of inferior breeding stock

Projection is not a good choice when you're losing an argument. Also, "relationships are work" is an interesting comment from someone who thinks a woman should accept everything about who he is and that he should never have to make changes for that relationship to prosper.

>tfw time machines don't exist so I can fix things

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Not the long-poster, not arguing. Just think there’s a balance between havin an identity and knowing what you want vs willingness to change for someone else.

Overall before longposter came this thread was all guilt and self-blame, which is often misplaced and certainly is unattractive.

That's when you take up a second hobby, one that'll get you out of your circle.
>implying I'm saying you need to change the basis of who you are as a person
Yes, that is what you're saying. If not then what do you think you're saying
>implying another person cant be the impetus of realizing you need to improve
If a bitchy whore broke up with a good guy, the guy doesnt need to improve or do anything other than find someone better for him. Acting like you need to change yourself after every interaction you have is fucking stupid, and all of you retards moping around saying you need to get better are literally doing it for the person who left you. You're chasing ghosts and acting like they're the sole thing to keep you going to improve. That is unhealthy. Your efforts to better yourself should be independent from others, especially exes.
>haha you're dumb like a woman, you have the child like mentality of a woman! Fuck women
Clearly you have a lot of underlying issues you're still sorting out from your last relationship. Nevertheless have sex
Then yeah you deserve it. Clearly didnt love her enough to stay loyal. Hard pill to swallow, but move on.

I’m not into girls anymore. Now I’m trying to become a trap.

Is a year of longing, too much brehs?

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Yea, I did a while ago. Funny thing is she just got married to the guy she got with after me. Funny feeling that. I had a super fucking long work week. Worked with people I really fucking dislike. Getting shit on at work by all the lazy fucks because I make them work harder. Only to come home and see that my ex sweetheart got married to and uglier guy who is also a fucking lard ass mulatto.
She looks really bogged though so maybe I dodged a bullet.

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I have a loving girlfriend who respects me and cooks for me.
The problem is that I've stopped loving her and I want to break up with her.
I never knew this feel before.

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then you're just stringing her along

this is called being a retard. Unless you know for a fact you can find something better and love more real than what you have now, man the fuck up and talk to her about your feeling. I have been where you are and just dumped the girl because I was a fucking retard. If you do the same and don't listen to me you are also a fucking retard and deserve to be alone like me.

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Pretty much in the same boat. She genuinely loves me and I don't want to hurt her. But I cannot see a future with her and I don't know how to end it.

Shut the fuck up you faggot, why should anyone look up to you, everything good in your life is the result of the worlds strongest steroids

Go away on your own for a week, subtly. Like a camping trip with the lads or something
When you get back you’ll either realise how much you need her or you’ll have moved on completely
Enough with this limbo crap

Oh shit, me too.

and I -oop

You're not even talking to the same guy you retard. Relationships require work in the long run but if the girl breaks up with you cause you're "too needy" that doesnt automatically justify the need to change. She could have fucking daddy issues or BPD and you couldve been just fine. If you stalk her and message her 1000 times in a row, obviously theres room to change, but the flaws one person sees in you could be virtues to another. Case by case

Also remember this girl? Peggy Carters granddaughter Who cap either:

Paradoxed out of existence because he was selfish as fuck
Or
Set himself up with the reverse Phillip J Fry making him unwittingly enter into an incestuous relationship with his own granddaughter

honestly, I don't know which one is fucking worse

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Did you not watch the movie? Because you don't understand its rules of time travel; neither of those would have been an issue in that movie you brainlet. Also Sharon is Peggy's niece.

I had a dream I was working in a kitchen with Gordon Ramsay to make weed brownies trying to impress Emilia Clarke. It was a lot of fun, I wish I hadn't woken up.

Niece. He just has an awkward moment when she gets her first crush on "uncle Steve" and he has to tell her to wait a few years

No I dreamt about that weird balding guy

Is this Nazi propaganda? They're so attractive