Movie night

>Netflix shill thread
Dilate

>he renamed movie night to boat night

clown please crack this cunt's dome

stop posting this every night i browse

>movie night
>he puts on drive again
>talks about how much he loves the goose and would only go gay for him

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>movie night
>mom wants to watch August Underground's Mordum again

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Unbelievably fucking based in all regards

My mom always wants to watch Bates Motel with me again and again. It's starting to get boring.

>movie night
>he puts on a film about boats

They're all normies.

>normies
you're one of them faggot

>Suddenly this theme song kicks in...

youtube.com/watch?v=3EiEX4tmCfY

I still haven't seen Boats

>movie night
>he wants to watch Alita again

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why does this face make niggers so angry?

I never got this women loved Potc.

Lmao based

lots of seething in this thread :)

Slaaaaayyyysister. This is the whoooole tea

This thread is literally a joke why are you such a humorless faggot? Is it because you cut your dick off?

Fucking kek

its all fun and games until you have a cast a foreign movie with no subs, too high of a resolution or unsupported audio

sausage me up user

>movie night with random art hoe
>Get high
>She wants so watch stoner shit
>Watch Down and Dirty Duck
>End up fucking
>Can't get hard bc of the weed, just like the guy in the movie
God damnit should have watched Ted instead

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Holy mother and first source of all BASED

>movie night
>he puts on a film instead

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>Expecting me to pay for movies
Begone thot

>it's movie night again

>Movie night
>She expects to actually watch a movie
Lmao

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This. Even dipping the wick isn’t worth it, because you’re almost guaranteed to walk away with the herp.

>movie night
>she puts on the office
>she goes on her phone

KEK

EVERY FUCKING TUESDAY FUCK YOU HELEN

>he wants to watch a movie that describes his feelings

>It's another femanon thread
Keep at it faggot, I actually enjoy these

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>movie night
>he goes in his room and fucks around for 20 minutes on his desktop looking for a torrent, then comes out and says it'll "be awhile"
>30 minutes pass
>he says it's still downloading
>30 more minutes pass
>he says he'll just get the 480p version
>5 minutes pass and he walks in with a flash drive in hand
>plugs it into the back of the tv
>fumbles looking for the remote
>codec not supported
>he starts hooking up his laptop to the tv

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>movie night
>she has soulless brown eyes
Oof into the trash she goes

You can pay for the movies or streaming services if your instant gratification brain can't handle hanging out for 30 minutes while waiting for the dl to finish

>movie night
>he puts on No Country for Old Men

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>a woman will never look at your 7x6" like that
Why is this allowed ?

um no sweetie we are watching plex streamed from my home network to my roku stick, it supports 4k and h 265 dont worry

>movie night withe him and my bff
>he puts a 2h long hordcore bdsm porn on

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>Movie night
>She opens Netflix
>pic related
you need to have it on vhs, dvd or blueray
PHYSICAL COPY'S OR NOTHING

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>movie night
>he boots up MGS V on his xbone and laughs maniacaly

based except for "yikes"

>Movie night
>he's binge drinking and watching random shit again

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>Movie night
>Daddy wants to watch Taxi Driver

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>Movie night
>He brings out his PS3 collection

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Talladega Nights is fantastic.

>he keeps comparing himself to the protagonist

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youtube.com/watch?v=c4wopc9-SJU